Chapter 360: Drama Essence (1)
If he hadn't flashed fast just now, it would have become a badminton racket by now.
Zhu Bajie: "...... You think I wanted to jump off, if it weren't for you scolding here, how could Brother Monkey push me down to accompany you?"
"What the hell? You don't count, okay? "Badminton doesn't care about him.
Zhu Bajie: "Alas, I won't answer this, obviously you promised me Brother Monkey that you would walk by yourself, we are free." ”
Badminton was stunned, yes, who let him agree spinelessly Sun Wukong, now let Zhu Bajie choke back, he was in an extremely bad mood, so he simply sat on the grass next to him and didn't leave.
"Hmph, you guys actually bullied me, I'm very angry, the consequence of my anger is that I don't want to leave, let's stay here overnight. ”
He sat on the ground, folded his arms, and remembered something as he watched Zhu Bajie, "I told you that you stinky pig Bajie, what kind of pig uncle, you are much older than my father, and you dare to call yourself uncle? ”
Zhu Bajie: "......"
Zhu Bajie thought that this kid was just throwing a temper and just making trouble here for a while, but he didn't expect this guy to sit on the ground and stay there for almost three hours without moving.
Even the tourists who passed by couldn't help but point their fingers when they saw him, fortunately, their appearance was disguised, otherwise it would have become the first headline in the 6 worlds if they let people take pictures and post them on the Internet.
Sun Wukong waited for a long time, and when he was about to get sleepy, he didn't see any movement, and he was helpless: this Zhu Bajie's ability really needs to be evaluated, it seems that he has to do it himself.
Tang Seng was also impatient, and when he was about to open his mouth to let Sun Wukong go down, Sun Wukong moved his butt and jumped down directly.
Sun Wukong, don't look at his thin body, his weight is not light, so he jumped directly next to the badminton and smashed a pit with a length and width of one meter.
The position where the badminton was sitting instantly tilted, and the "horn" fell into the pit.
At the same time as he fell in, Sun Wukong also jumped out and left the pit to him.
The badminton ate a mouthful of soil, and slammed it angrily in the pit, "Okay, you Monkey King, you guys will come down and say hello without saying hello, what do you want to do?"
Sun Wukong glanced at it and shook his head, "Alas, you are also a 500-year-old child, why don't you even have such a little adaptability?"
Zhu Bajie was fascinated by it, and quietly approached Sun Wukong, "Brother Monkey, you are too powerful." ”
Sun Wukong stared at his handsome face, and really wanted to slap it.
On this trip, he made himself very rough, his face was full of scum and he looked like a farmer, but he didn't expect this guy to care so much about his face, and he just showed his true face, who did he stumble?
Badminton made himself look like an 8-year-old child, this height is not short, at least 1.56 meters, when he fell in, his feet were still exposed.
Sun Wukong gave Zhu Bajie a look, Zhu Bajie walked over with a smile, carried the kid's two feet, and pulled him out of the pit with a force.
"You can't blame my senior brother for this, it's you who sit here and complain about the world, and you don't care about anything, you will suffer. If this is a demon or a monster, I think you will eat it a long time ago. ”
Badminton saw Zhu Bajie pull himself out, he didn't say a word of comfort, and gave him a cool word as soon as he came up, and he was so angry that he couldn't say a word.
Sun Wukong looked at the sun that was already standing in the middle of the sky, and said to the shuttlecock a little impatiently: "Hurry up and start going, if you don't leave, you won't be able to walk to the town in front of you until dark, then you will have to sleep in the wild." ”
"Sleeping in the open, sleeping in the open, I rushed to take this road, just to live your kind of hard life. "The badminton was spitting out the soil in its mouth and was on its toes.
Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie glanced at each other, and expressed their disagreement with his spirit of wanting to endure hardship.
"Okay, okay, if you want to live a hard life, we won't stop you, in short, we will give you 100 days, if you can't go to the west in these 100 days, I will personally kick you to your mother, and this task is over." ”
Sun Wukong's use of this threat is quite skillful, because only this trick can deal with this guy, and it is a hundred tried-and-true methods.
"Don't. The badminton team immediately gave up his attitude of being honest with them, "Can't I go? Hmph, bully." ”
After the shuttlecock finished speaking, he turned around and walked towards Wuzhi Mountain.
Zhu Bajie blinked his eyes in confusion and shouted at his back: "Hey, boy, you are going in the wrong direction." ”
"I'm not going in the wrong direction, I'm going to complete my mission in this place now, you hurry up and follow me, don't think that you threaten me with my parents all the time, and I will compromise because of this.
I tell you, I must complete these tasks at each point, if I can't complete them, I will go to my grandparents and ask them to complain to Rulai and deduct your salary. ”
The badminton brain is still extremely smart, and after a while, he learned Sun Wukong's tricks, and threatened them in a blink of an eye.
Zhu Bajie: "Brother Monkey ......"
Sun Wukong: "Shut up." ”
The badminton walked really fast, and after a while, he arrived at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, and said to himself that he didn't know what he was talking about in the hole that still existed at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain.
Zhu Bajie really couldn't hold back some words in his heart, and he didn't dare to say it behind the back of this shuttlecock, so he could only use secret words to transmit the voice to Sun Wukong: Brother Monkey, do you think there is something wrong with this kid's head?
Sun Wukong didn't reply to Zhu Bajie's words, because he heard clearly what the shuttlecock was muttering there, he was talking about what Tang Seng said to himself when he came to the foot of the Five Finger Mountain.
After the badminton said a few words, suddenly a bent down into the hole he got into showed his head, and muttered something in his mouth, and then after talking for a while, he crawled out of it, stood at the entrance of the hole and muttered again.
No matter how you look at it, you think there must be something wrong with this child, you must know that Zhu Bajie was behind Sun Wukong at that time, so he didn't know that Tang Seng came here and Sun Wukong at that time.
Zhu Bajie: Oh, it seems that this kid is not lightly ill.
Monkey king:......
How was he going to explain that to him?
No, he didn't want to tell him that he was pressed here to talk to Tang Seng at that time.
I saw that the stinky boy was back and forth there a few times, then returned to the standing position, looked up and looked up, and Sun Wukong knew what he was going to do.