Chapter 501: Just squeeze a little
Lu Linger put on her clothes, picked up the bamboo basket and left.
"Wait a minute. Liu Guanyu said.
In Lu Ling'er's surprised gaze, Liu Guanyu's face was distorted, his body fluctuated, and in the blink of an eye, his appearance changed greatly, as if he had become another person.
looks like a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl, with short hair, a fair face, and a delicate and sharp face.
The overall appearance is a little flat, the chest is not protruding, and the buttocks are not cocked.
"You, you ......"
Such a magical method amazed Lu Ling'er.
Sure enough, it's a fairy!
"If I look like this, I won't be seen as a monster, right?" asked Liu Guanyu.
"It looks more like us now, but it's not beautiful enough!" Lu Ling'er said.
"That's good, it doesn't matter if you're beautiful or not, when I'm like this, you call me Sister Yu, remember. Liu Guanyu advised,
"Hmm. Lu Ling'er nodded, took Liu Guanyu out of the woods slowly, walked a long way, and finally arrived at a small town.
The town covers an extremely large area, surrounded by water on both sides and mountains on both sides.
In the center of the town, there is a very large statue, which is very imposing and lifelike.
The statue was brightly colored, about hundreds of feet high, and at the bottom were six huge colored fish, leaping up from the waves, in different postures around a figure.
The figure was like a woman, very beautiful and moving, with her left hand on the back of a fish, and in her right hand holding a very beautiful crystal bottle, in which were inserted three wicker branches, decorated with several crystal green leaves.
The whole carving is vivid and realistic.
"Sister Yu, this is the ancestor statue of our Jingshui Gate, it is said that the mana is boundless, and it is only one step away from becoming a god. Lu Linger said proudly.
"In other words, in the end, you still failed to become a god?" Liu Guanyu said with a smile.
"Don't be disrespectful to the patriarch! Hurry up and bow down!" Lu Ling'er said hurriedly, immediately put down the bamboo basket, folded his hands, and bowed to the statue a few times.
Turning his head and seeing that Liu Guanyu was indifferent, he pulled him and bowed a few more times.
"Ancestor, please forgive Sister Yu, he is a newcomer and doesn't understand the rules!" Lu Ling'er said very reverently.
Liu Guanyu couldn't cry or laugh.
The two walked slowly, street after street.
There are many pedestrians and shops on the street.
Accommodation shops, snack bars, weapon shops, and Dan pharmacies are very popular with a wide variety of shops.
Pedestrians on the street are wearing fluttering clothes and fragrant winds.
Beauty accounts for eighty percent, with a variety of postures and extremely enchanting.
Not a single man in sight.
Except, of course, for Liu Guanyu himself.
He had a feeling of entering his daughter's country, and his eyes were straight.
Following behind Lu Ling'er, he turned around, traveled through the bustling, and came to a remote neighborhood.
Most of the houses here are low, with a maximum of no more than five floors, and each house is separated by a certain distance.
"This place is the most remote slum area in the area of influence of Jingshuimen, and it is inhabited by people living at the bottom. Lu Linger introduced.
Liu Guanyu nodded and did not express an opinion.
Coming to the most remote part of the block, I walked into a very dilapidated house.
"This is the house we live in, everything is complete, but it's a little too broken," Lu Ling'er said, "Sister Yu, you have to take care of it!"
Liu Guanyu was stunned, and only then did she understand that she was talking to herself, and couldn't help but smile bitterly.
The house is really shabby, and everything is in very old condition.
The building was divided into two floors, and the lower floor resembled a small shop, filled with all kinds of things, pills, spirit grass, and other cheap things.
"Will anyone want these low-level things?" Liu Guanyu said strangely.
"Of course people in the bustling area don't want it, but it's quite popular in our slums. Lu Linger said with a smile.
There is also a simple side room at the back of the first floor, which is both a kitchen and a dining room.
When I came to the second floor, I felt much more spacious than the first floor.
A huge bed stood against the wall, two small wooden cabinets were lined up on the left and right, and on the wall opposite the bed, a red rope was pulled, which was hung with girls' underwear, colorful and different.
In Liu Guanyu's mind, a smile immediately flashed on his body, and the two purple bands came to his body, and his heart was hot at the moment, and his thoughts were flashing.
"Sister Yu!"
Lu Linger shouted twice.
Liu Guanyu reacted at this time and said: "Oh, there is no one here, you can just call me Brother Feixian, the title of Sister Yu, how awkward it sounds." ”
"Okay, call you Sister Yu when there are people, and call Brother Feixian when there is no one!" Lu Ling'er said with a smile.
"That's smart!" Liu Guanyu praised it, and then stretched out his hand to touch her head, but stopped suddenly, "Ahem, I'm sorry, I'm used to it." ”
"Brother Feixian, you saved my life, even if you take my life away now, it's okay, let alone just touch your head!" Lu Ling'er said, "You can touch it as long as you want!"
Liu Guanyu was even more embarrassed to say this.
"We sleep in this bed at night. Lu Linger pointed to the big bed and said.
"Just the two of us sleeping?" asked Liu Guanyu.
"There are also the eldest sister and the second sister, you see, the bed is very wide, and the quilt is also very wide, it shouldn't be crowded!" Lu Linger said.
"It's okay, I'm not afraid, just squeeze a little!" Liu Guanyu blurted out.
"Ah, do you like to squeeze a little?" Lu Ling'er looked at in surprise.
"Ahem, I can't explain it to you little girl. Liu Guanyu said impressively.
The two walked downstairs, and Lu Ling'er began to open her small shop, and not long after it was set up, she hadn't sold a single thing when she heard a rough and dumb voice.
"Lu Ling'er, if you can't pay the rent today, I'll kick you out immediately!"
Then, there was a sound of heavy footsteps, like a giant elephant stepping on the earth.
A figure appeared in front of him, approaching.
It's a fat woman.
Fat amazing woman.
The body is six or seven feet tall, the waist is the size of a millstone, the head is as big as a bucket, the face is cross-faced, the arms are as thick as a tree, and the five fingers are spread like a dustpan.
Colossus legs, scalper buttocks.
Every step I take, the earth shakes and clangs.
When Lu Ling'er saw it, her face changed greatly, and she hurriedly greeted her: "Steward Wan, hello!"
The tall steward Wan crossed his hands on his waist, his eyes were as wide as copper bells, staring at Lu Ling'er with a fierce look, and roared: "Hurry up and get the money!
"Steward Wan, are you okay, can you give me a few more days?" Lu Ling'er begged.
"Grace? I've already graced you once, and do you want to be lenient?" Steward Wan waved his big dustpan hand, like a roar, "You are disobeying, you are insulting the street owner!"
"Steward Wan, you see that I just picked some spirit grass and came back, and if I sell it, I will have money, and I will pay the rent as soon as possible!" Lu Ling'er pointed to the spirit grass that had been placed in the cupboard.
"Who knows if you can sell this garbage spirit grass, if you can't sell it in a year, won't I have to wait a year?
Steward Wan poked the top of Lu Ling'er's head with his stick-like fingers and roared loudly.
Lu Ling'er returned to the small table next to the cupboard, rummaged through the drawer for a long time, and then took out something about the size of three inches, as thick as a grain of rice, and held it in front of Steward Wan with both hands.
"Just three crystal coins! You're deliberately fooling me!" Steward Wan said, and his big dustpan-like hand waved suddenly, slamming towards Lu Ling'er's head like a thunderbolt.
"Smack!"
Lu Ling'er didn't dare to dodge, and was slapped on the left side of her face by Steward Wan, and the fierce force made her take two steps back, and the left side of her face was immediately red as blood, swollen and tall.
"Steward Wan, I really only have so much!" Lu Ling'er said with tears in her eyes and endured the pain.
"You just take this point, how can you tell me to deal with it?" Steward Wan yelled, bent down slightly, and stared at Lu Ling'er fiercely with his bronze bell-like eyes.
She can't bend over, it's true, she's too tall.
"Otherwise, I'll give you the spirit grass too!" Lu Ling'er snorted.
"Your little bit of spirit grass, worth eight hundred crystal coins, are you fooling me?" Steward Wan roared, and slapped Lu Ling'er on the right side of his face.
A very obvious bloody handprint immediately emerged from Lu Ling'er's face.
The whole body stumbled upwards and fell to the ground.
Liu Guanyu couldn't hold back any longer, and rushed out quickly, pulling Lu Ling'er up from the ground.
"If you have something to say, why do you start beating people?!" Liu Guanyu asked coldly.
"If I want to fight, what are you going to do? Where did you run out of Xiao Qisan, and dare to talk too much in front of the old lady?" Steward Wan squinted his eyes and said with great disdain.
"You don't care where I come from, if you want to beat her, you can't do it!" Liu Guanyu said categorically.
"Okay, you pay the money!" Steward Wan stretched out his five fingers, like a big dustpan.
"Isn't it just a little money, for you. Liu Guanyu took out two small low-level spirit stones, in his opinion, this was enough.
But these two spirit stones are placed in the palm of a dustpan-sized hand, which really seems to be too little.
"You're playing with me?" Steward Wan roared, a pair of eyes, staring at him like a cannibal.
Lu Ling'er pulled his sleeve and gave you a look.
Liu Guanyu waved his hand without a trace, took out a small piece of spirit stone, and put it in the huge thick hands: "I warn you, don't be greedy!"
"I'm greedy for your mother's heart! The ugly girl who ran out actually teased me again and again!"
Steward Wan roared wildly, and his right hand holding the spirit stone suddenly flipped over, and slapped down like lightning towards Liu Guanyu's head.
There was an immediate muffled buzz in the air, as if the void had been shattered with a palm.
Moreover, a terrifying aura seemed to lock him.
No wonder Lu Ling'er was so miserable just now!
Liu Guanyu's face turned cold, he raised his hand and pointed out, and the King Kong Finger made a bold move, only to see a finger shadow rushing out, stabbing towards the big hand like lightning.
"Whew!"
There was a crisp sound, like a piece of paper being pierced by a sharp blade.
The finger shadow took up a string of blood beads and passed through the palm of his hand.
"Ahh
Steward Wan let out a miserable scream, his eyes widened, and he looked at the small hole in the palm of his hand in disbelief.
A fountain of blood gushed out and sprinkled on the ground.