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Ning Wuwei said: "Outside the old man, we were all full just now, so we don't need to serve steamed buns anymore." ”

Qu Wanjin said: "I know you are all full. Even if you have no heart or lungs, the sky will not delay you from eating and drinking. I have prepared these eighteen steamed buns for each of you to eat on the road. ”

Ning Wuwei said: "It's not an old member, why don't I understand it." ”

Hui Yin said: "Are you stupid? I can't understand what I said here? The old man means that the eighteen steamed buns here are the entanglements of our brothers." ”

Ning Wuwei said: "Shut up." Do you know how pigs die? It's stupid. ”

Qu Wanjin said with a smile: "I don't know how the pig died, but I know that one person has two steamed buns for one meal." Three meals a day, that's six steamed buns a day. In three days, eighteen steamed buns are enough. ”

Ning Wuwei said: "Old man, yes, what you said is right. But after all, we are inviting a mage for you, your family has a big business, why can't we let our brothers nibble on a few steamed buns every day, right?"

Qu Wanjin said: "I understand, I understand." What you mean is that the two archmages have boundless mana, and it is okay to go out and invite someone, and they don't need a few steamed buns to satisfy their hunger. In this case, it is inconvenient for me to force it. That's good, Qu San, don't hurry up and put the steamed buns back. ”

Ning Wuwei said: "Don't mind, outside the old man, although the mana of the bald donkey and I has reached the realm of supernatural transformation, we don't need a few steamed buns to satisfy our hunger, but there are still many bitter people in the world." As we walked along the road, we saw one or two poor people who were unclothed and unfed, and at least we could help them. These steamed buns, let's take them for the time being. ”

Qu Wanjin said: "Don't drag me here." I also saw one or two poor people who were not clothed and could not eat. I think you two are pitiful enough. You also have to give a helping hand to others, and if others don't help you both, you will burn incense. You two hurry up and do what you want to do. ”

Although the words are a bit ugly, Qu Wanjin does not have a trace of hope for the two. I thought: Anyway, you two have been plagued by me for several days, and I am not short of those steamed buns, so I will all help the poor. Besides, after all, the two of you are here for my family's business, so why can't you lose your etiquette. It would be great if they could really invite them, and if they didn't, it wouldn't be a loss to me.

Hui Yin is a little better, Ning Wuwei scolded his mother here in his stomach. But you don't have any skills, except to secretly scold your mother in your stomach, what can you do? You still have to take those steamed buns with a smiling face?

After leaving Qu's Mansion and leaving Qujiazhuang, Qu Wanjin couldn't help but complain to Hui Yin: "Do you say you are stupid? I finally pulled the old man into a trap, and wanted him to give us two more money, so you told me to confide in me at once." This is good, I didn't get a penny, so I mixed a few steamed buns. ”

Hui Yin said: "Okay, you dead bull nose, it's good here, why don't you mix a few steamed buns on the road, if people really don't give anything, you really die here and don't leave?"

Ning Wuwei said: "Okay, you stinky bald donkey, it's all now, and you're still not convinced." You said if it weren't for me, would you be able to mix a few steamed buns here? Can you mix them?"

Hui Yin said: "Don't be stinky and beautiful, isn't it just a few steamed buns, what's stinky and showy? What's the difference between this and calling Hanako? What's the difference?"

Ning Wuwei said: "You don't care if there is a difference or not, anyway, I got the steamed buns." If you have the ability, you can get me a few back, do you have the ability?"

Hui Yin said: "If you ask me to get a few back, I'll get it, why? Besides, let Hanako do the work here." Buddha, I am a great mage who has attained enlightenment, so I don't do the work of calling Hanako. ”

Ning Wuwei said: "Just blow it away, what kind of archmage are you, you bullshit archmage." In Qu Mansion, who let the monster grab the neck and collar and beat hundreds of big mouths in a row. ”

Hui Yin said: "You still have the face to say me, and I don't know who it is, the bull blows so loudly that the monster is fisted again, and he is half dead with two kicks, and he doesn't even dare to return his hand." ”

Ning Wuwei said: "I admit that I didn't fight back, but I dare to take the initiative to ask to subdue the demon first, do you dare?"

Hui Yin said: "Do you want to be shameless? Do you want to be shameless? Didn't I take the initiative to ask to subdue the demon that day? Didn't I fight you?"

Ning Wuwei said: "You admit it yourself, don't you? You can't compete with me." Do you know why you can't compete with me? I don't know? Let me tell you, this is the gap between you and me. This proves that in the eyes of outsiders and in my real skills, I am better than you. ”

Hui Yin said: "Strong you big-headed ghost." You're bragging about being better than me. ”

Ning Wuwei said: "You dead bald donkey, I can see it today, you are just a puddle of mud that can't be stuck on the wall." Do you think it's easy to brag? Bragging is also a science. ”

Hui Yin said: "You are stinky and shameless." ”

Ning Wuwei said: "If you want to face, do you want to come to steamed buns." At least you admit that bragging is not as good as me, which proves that I am indeed better than you. ”

Hui Yin said: "Strong you big-headed ghost." That's the Buddha's own identity, and he can't pull that face. I'm going to pull down my face and blow stronger than you. ”

Ning Wuwei said: "You still say that I am shameless, ask yourself when you can't sleep, when do you want to cross your face, return your self-held identity, and can't pull down that face? You touch your own conscience and ask yourself, when and where did you have an identity?"

Hui Yin said: "What's the matter, you bull's nose, don't you want to expose the old bottom?

Ning Wuwei suddenly woke up and said, "You dead bald donkey, you are not endless? Aren't I just angry and say a few words that go too far?

Hui Yin said: "If you say that, this Dao Master can still forgive you." are all thousand-year-old foxes, so don't play "Liao Zhai". ”

Ning Wuwei sighed and said, "That's what you said, there's no point in us playing with each other." ”

Hui Yin also sighed and said: "Our brothers are eating fat with their mouths, and fat (who) doesn't say fat (who)." ”

The two of them turned around at the same time, leaning back to back.

For a long time, Ning Wuwei asked, "Monk, where are you going?"

Hui Yin said: "Where else can you go, continue to travel everywhere." ”

Ning Wuwei said: "Don't say anything nice, and travel all over the world? ”

Hui Yin said: "You have to understand it so hard, and that's right." ”

After another half an hour, Hui Yin asked rhetorically, "Old Dao, where are you going now?"

Ning Wuwei said: "I'm different from you, I've had a lot of ideas here since I was a child, and I want to go to many places, so I'll tell you ......." ”

I didn't want Hui Yin to get impatient for a long time, so he rudely interrupted him and said, "Bullnose, where is so much nonsense? ”

Ning Wuwei said: "I may probably be almost like you." ”

The two men turned around almost at the same time, looking at each other and smiling.