8 Monsters (Part I)

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Just this sound, "Who is looking for the eldest lady?" almost scared Ning Wuwei into distraction. Ning Wuwei followed the sound and looked at it, only to see a monster standing on the wall. The monster was dressed in black, with a big head, big feet and big hands, like a large giant, with a thief's seeping light in his eyes, looking at himself.

Seeing that Ning Wuwei didn't answer, the monster asked, "Who are you, and how did you come here?"

Ning Wuwei saw that the monster didn't look like he wanted to eat himself, and he suddenly became a little bolder, but he didn't dare to speak too presumptuously, and bowed to the monster and said, "Brother monster, the poor road is so polite." ”

The monster said: "I really can't speak, what is the monster brother?

Ning Wuwei said: "Yes, yes, I can't speak, I can't speak." Brother Monster, Bah, look at my stinky mouth, people just said that you can't speak, and you don't know how to change it. I knew at a glance that you weren't a monster, so how could you be a monster? Hello Daisen, what do you call it?"

The monster smiled: "Don't look at you just now, I like to listen to it now." That's right, I am an overseas golden immortal who has attained the Tao of cultivating immortals, and everyone calls me Taixuansan. ”

Ning Wuwei said: "It turned out to be Taixuan Daxian, disrespectful, disrespectful." Poor Dao is a closed disciple of Grandpa Lu, no weight is also, the common name is Ning Wuwei, today I am fortunate to meet the great immortal, it is really a blessing for three lives. "But I thought in my heart: I will first take a big hat to suppress him, and let him really start to move for a while, which is somewhat scrupling.

Tai Xuansan said: "Grandpa Lu is the predecessor of Da Luo Jinxian Lu Dongbin Lu Ye?"

Ning Wuwei nodded and said, "That's right, it's really his old man." However, as disciples, it is inconvenient for us to call him by the old man's name, so we have to call him Grandpa Lu to the outside world. Taixuan Daxian is not a disciple of his old man, of course, it is another matter. ”

Tai Xuansan said: "Lu Dongbin and Lu Ye are famous in my immortal world, but I have never heard of your name. ”

Ning Wuwei said: "It doesn't matter if you haven't heard of it before, haven't you heard it today? In the future, our brothers will be closer and closer, and I won't bother you, farewell, farewell. Goodbye, goodbye. ”

Tai Xuansan said: "Wait, I asked you just now, and you haven't answered me yet?"

Ning Wuwei said, "Did you ask me just now?" Yes, yes, yes, I remember, you asked me, and I asked you. I ask you, what do you call me? You replied, I am an overseas golden immortal who has cultivated immortals, and everyone calls me Taixuansan. And then you ask me in turn, what is my name? It's human nature. After I asked you, I know what your name is, but you still don't know what my name is? I don't know what the other party's name is, how can we talk? So you can only politely ask me what my name is. I said that the poor Dao is a closed disciple of Grandpa Lu, no weight is also, the common name is Ning Wuwei, today I am fortunate to meet the great immortal, it is really a blessing for three lives. ”

Taixuan Sanren shook his head and said, "No, I didn't ask what your name was, you took the initiative to tell me." ”

Ning Wuwei said: "You are quite sincere. Anyway, I told you my name, so what does it matter if you asked?"

Taixuan Sanren still shook his head and said: "What I said is not this, what I said is what I asked you just now, why didn't you answer?"

Ning Wuwei spread his hands and said, "I obviously answered, but you insisted that I didn't answer, so what can I do?"

Tai Xuansan said: "Okay, then I'll ask you again, you remember." Who are you, and how did you get here?"

Ning Wuwei said: "I said that you remembered it wrong, right? You still don't admit it, what does "who are you" mean? What does it mean? Isn't it just asking me what my surname is, what is my name? I just told you, what's the matter, you don't remember?"

Tai Xuansan said: "I mean the latter sentence, how did you get here?"

Ning Wuwei couldn't hide from it, so he had to make it up: "You asked me how I came here, right? Didn't I tell you just now, my master is Grandpa Lu." This Grandpa Lu, he has great skills, how great is his ability? Let me tell you this, right? He can be said to know astronomy and geography at the top, and he has known 500 years before and 500 years after that. It can be said that he is a real Da Luo Jin Immortal who knows everything and knows everything. Hey, when you say that, you should understand, right? My master, Grandpa Lu, and his old man pinched his fingers and calculated that you were going to come to Qu Mansion tonight. My master, Grandpa Lu, knows that you are also a great immortal with boundless power, so he wants to befriend you, but his old man is too busy to find time to see you, so what should he do? Do you think, what kind of mana is my master Grandpa Lu, and his old man is here? Just let me close my eyes, his old man recited a mantra, Taishang Laojun was as anxious as a law, and pointed to this side with his hand, and I closed my eyes, and when I opened my eyes, I came here. ”

When the Taixuansan people heard that Lu Dongbin cared about themselves so much, they couldn't help but be overjoyed, and immediately forgot the purpose of their coming, and said: "I didn't expect Lu Dongbin and Lu Ye to know that there is such a person as my Taixuansan in the world, which really flatters me." What is Lu Ye's status in the fairy world? I just don't know anything, and I can't let Lu Ye come to visit me. ”

Ning Wuwei said: "Grandpa Lu didn't have time to come, so he sent me to represent his old man's family." ”

Tai Xuansan said: "It's not okay to send a representative." Sending a representative is enough to see the status of my Taixuansan people in Lu Ye's mind. I'm going to have to pay a return visit. What should I do, you will show me the way, and the two of us will go to meet Lu Ye together. ”

Ning Wuwei couldn't smile bitterly when he heard this, and said in his heart: Where can I take you to Grandpa Lu? You have to know where Grandpa Lu is, why am I still talking so much nonsense to you? I have long begged Grandpa Lu and his old man to subdue you. Isn't this just a big fool who has no heart? But he didn't dare to say it explicitly, so he said hesitantly: "It's not that I won't take you there, it's just that Grandpa Lu and his old man's dragon can't see the end, and he is used to wandering around the world on weekdays, and no one can predict where his old man is now." If you really want to see his old man, this is easy to do, but you can't be in a hurry, and when I see his old man someday, tell him how you want to meet his old man, and after he tells me the exact place, I will take you to see his old man's house before I am late. ”

Taixuansan was quite disappointed, sighed and said, "Then I have to wait for later." Suddenly felt that something was wrong, and after thinking about it carefully, he vaguely understood, and said angrily: "Haha, you stinky Taoist, are you making fun of me?"