13 Tell a story
Qu Wanjin was really angry, and both of them were honest. In fact, the two didn't want to really fight, that is, they gave themselves a strong momentum. The main thing is that I don't have confidence in myself, and I'm afraid that I will suffer if I really do it. It's a big problem to suffer a little loss, and the key is not to be ashamed in front of the owner.
Seeing that the two of them died down, Qu Wanjin sat down again. Originally, where can you really say go, after all, this is in your own home.
Ning Wuwei and Hui were also interested, and they didn't need to be let by others, they each found a seat and sat on both sides.
Qu Wanjin cleared his throat and said, "You guys are not arguing?"
The two of them smiled and shook their heads together.
Qu Wanjin was surprised and said, "What's the matter, do you want to continue arguing?"
The two were also surprised when they heard this, and nodded in unison: "No, no, no, we mean, we don't quarrel." Thinking about it again, instead of nodding, he should shake his head, and shook his head again and said, "We won't quarrel anymore." ”
Qu Wanjin let out a long sigh and said: "Is this right? Why are you here? Didn't you come to my mansion to subdue demons? It is said that you two should be your own people, why do you two keep arguing? Besides, quarrels can't solve any problems? and let people see jokes, more than worth the loss?"
The two of them nodded again and again, and then said yes.
Qu Wanjin turned his face to Ning Wuwei and said with a smile: "You were tired all night last night, you really don't need to go down to rest and rest?"
Ning Wuwei said with a smile: "Old man, do you look like I'm in trouble? I'm really fine, just put your heart in your stomach, right?"
Qu Wanjin nodded and said, "Since you're fine, do I have to ask about last night?"
Ning Wuwei didn't understand, and said suspiciously: "Ask about last night? What happened last night? I didn't do anything last night?"
Qu Wanjin said: "What happened last night? What could you do last night? Can you be here if there's nothing to do?"
Ning Wuwei understood, and said with a smile: "Are you thinking about my demon subjugation last night?"
Qu Wanjin said: "Didn't you ask knowingly? Why did I invite you to come? Isn't it just to subdue the monsters." I don't ask you about the demon subjugation last night, what do you ask?"
Ning Wuwei stood up and said with a smile: "Old man, let me tell you, if you want to ask about this, I will say it." Halfway through speaking, he suddenly remembered something, couldn't help but look at Huiyin, and sat down quietly.
Qu Wanjinqi said: "Didn't you say that you would have said this when I asked about it? Why don't you speak yet?"
Ning Wuwei said: "There is a person here who shouldn't be sitting here, what do you want me to say?"
Qu Wanjin said: "There is a person who shouldn't be sitting here?
Ning Wuwei said: "Who is it who knows it in their hearts. It's no fun to sit here without skin and face. ”
Qu Wanjin hurriedly said: "Who is this person you are talking about?"
Hui Yin interjected: "Outside the old man, do you still have to ask this? The person he said is you." ”
Qu Wanjin nodded and said, "It turned out to be me, it's me, you just say it." Standing up, he tasted that it was not a taste, and then sat back in his place and said, "Nonsense, how can he be me?"
Ning Wuwei said: "Outside the old man, do you see who is the worst this time?"
Hui Yin said: "Didn't I figure out who this person you said was? Isn't this just a blind guess? Who is it, don't you just say no? What are you doing with all these useless things?"
Ning Wuwei said: "The person I'm talking about is you, it's you, it's you, it's you, it's you." Are you still pretending to be confused?"
Hui said, "Amitabha, how can this person you are talking about be me? Don't forget, we came here together." Besides, did I recruit you, or did I provoke you?"
Ning Wuwei said: "You also recruited me, and you also provoked me." How?"
Qu Wanjin said: "What's the matter? You two have just stopped for a while, and you are about to come back again?"
Hui Yin said: "Outside the old man, this time it's none of my business, he picked it up first." ”
Ning Wuwei said: "Who picked it? Who picked it? Who picked it? Who picked it? I don't want to say anything when you're here." ”
Hui Yin said: "Then how can you say it?"
Ning Wuwei said: "Unless you shut up, don't bother me." ”
Hui Yin smiled: "This is easy to do." I don't just don't speak. ”
Ning Wuwei said: "If you don't speak, you can't believe it in your heart." ”
Hui Yin said: "Then I promise, I believe everything you say, right?"
Ning Wuwei said: "That's what you say, but who knows what you think in your heart?"
Hui Yin said: "Then what do you say? Can you give directions?"
Ning Wuwei said: "That's okay, if you don't believe it, you are a grandson." If you interject, you're a turtle grandson. ”
Hui Yin said: "It's not kind for you to talk like that. After thinking about it, he believed everything he said, and he didn't intervene when he said anything, wouldn't he be able to scold himself? I believe whatever you say. I won't interject what you say. If you don't believe me, I'm your grandson. Plug in, I'm your turtle grandson. ”
Ning Wuwei smiled and said, "It's pretty much the same. I'll talk about it now?" So he said, "Didn't I go to subdue the demon just last night? Do you remember it? You took it. There's nothing wrong with that. Won't you just give me a wall? When I was done, I climbed up the ladder. I'll wait in the garden for the youkai to come. I can't beat him if the monster doesn't come. Do you guess the yokai are coming? Let me tell you, the yokai are really here. The monster was long, but old and scary, and ten feet tall. No, no, it's twenty feet tall. His eyes are as big as copper bells, and they are flashing straight to the thief's light. How do I tell you? It's green for a while, blue for a while, and it's scary anyway. The arms are as thick as the handicap, the two legs are like two towering trees, and the sound of the mountain when you walk is like an earthquake. The house and the walls of the earthquake trembled. And there is also a demon wind, huhulala, huhulala, huhulala to the back garden. This is also me, I have been a monk in Shangqingguan since I was a child, and I have practiced a child's skills. What meditation, alchemy, medical divination, astrology, inviting gods, subduing demons, catching monsters, exorcising evil spirits, and avoiding disasters are all refined, no one, in the face of evil monsters, I am not surprised, not afraid, not panicked, not busy, not humble, not overbearing, not urgent, not slow, not afraid. Completely put his life and death behind him, and swear to fight with demons. Shouted at the monster, 'Hey, bold monster, your Taoist master would rather not lose weight here, don't kneel down quickly, I will spare you from death.' When the monster heard this, he was frightened and stupid, where had he ever seen me like me, a man of the Tao who was in the wind, handsome, heroic, courageous, sunny, righteous and awe-inspiring, and immortal. He knelt in front of me with a "plop", regretting what he had done, and begging me to spare his life. Yes, my immortal family always has a good life, and I can't bear to let this little bit of Taoism that he has cultivated with great difficulty come to naught, so I spared his life, and pointed him to a sunny avenue, so that where he came from in a hurry can go back. This monster was grateful to me, and he cried bitterly, and kowtowed ninety-nine eighty-one times in a row, and then went back. ”