Chapter 76: The Old Man of the Rivers and Lakes [Four Thousand Words] Asking for Subscription
"I ...... This...... Cao, how is that possible?" Yu Huifei was confused.
Someone shouted at this point: "There are hooligans, take advantage of the chaos to steal the girl's bra!"
When Yu Huifei heard this, he was so frightened that he quickly hid his bra, but it turned out to be too late. The eyes of many women around him became fierce: "Catch the hooligans!"
Press a buddy with a stone bra, even more hands on his chest, screaming: "That's my bra, stinky rascal!"
Yu Huifei was so disgusted that he almost threw up, what about the stubble?
But Yu Huifei didn't have time to explain, he saw that Dizan had also climbed out of the skylight, and then stretched out his hand to make a move, jumped on the roof of another car, and then ran across the road with a few columns, and ran away.
Yu Hui was not sure that Dizang was fine, so he was relieved, and turned around and ran away without saying a word.
For a while, two different shouts were heard on both sides of the road.
On one side: "Don't run, little one, let me see!"
On the other side: "Catch the hooligans, catch the hooligans!"
In the end, Yu Huifei failed to enter the martial arts hall, and then entered the police station.
A female police officer with short hair and extremely fresh sat opposite Yu Huifei, looking at the evidence on the table, the bra.
After a long time, the female police officer said, "How did you tear it off? In this winter, everyone is not wearing thin clothes." ”
Yu Huifei said with a crying voice: "Eldest sister, do you think you can pull it out?"
The policewoman gave him a blank look: "Who is your eldest sister? ”
"Officer, do you think this is normal?" Yu Huifei asked.
The other party said: "It's not normal, but it's normal because it's abnormal." You're very clever!"
Yu Huifei was speechless for a while, is this a problem of technique? Is this not scientific at all?
The policewoman said, "Tell me, how did you do it." Don't think that you have used some seemingly impossible means to reach an ulterior secret, and you want to get out of my hands!"
Yu Huifei looked at her sadly: "Can we change a police officer to talk to?" I think you should pay less attention to reasoning or less to Conan. ”
The policewoman pouted and said, "Don't talk nonsense, let's talk about it quickly."
Of course, you can also say that someone else framed you, however, here's the problem.
Who framed you, why did you frame you, and ...... What good is it for the other party to frame you like this?"
Yu Huifei was speechless when asked, if only he knew who cheated him.
The policewoman said: "Look, you can't answer anything, how can you make me believe you." ”
At this time, another policeman came over, patted the policewoman on the shoulder and scolded, "Who told you to come?
Yu Huifei was stunned and dumbfounded: "What do you mean?"
Then I saw the little policewoman stick out her tongue, and the thief slipped aside, waiting.
Yu Huifei immediately understood, pointed at the other party and said, "I'm Cao ......."
The old policeman said, "Shut up, don't scold." This is the police station, you have to scold it out and scold it again. ”
Everyone has said so, what can Yu Huifei say?
Hum for a lifetime, silent.
The fake policewoman was shaking her head and rolling her eyes, looking like I was mad at you.
Yu Huifei was so angry that he really wanted to give Ya a brick, it looks very beautiful, why don't you do it?
The old policeman said: "Ignore her, it's not the first time that girl has pretended to be a policeman." Skillful, it's not surprising to fool you. ”
Yu Huifei wondered, "Isn't that right? This kind of crime should be very serious, right?"
The old policeman smiled bitterly: "It should indeed be serious, but this woman's situation is different." She didn't do anything bad, she just liked to wear a police uniform and walk around. And...... Although he pretended to be a policeman, he really didn't do anything bad, but he did a lot of things to help people find dogs, find cats, and help elementary school students get their protection money back.
You say such a person, what should we do?
Deal with it, right?
It's unreasonable to say in terms of human feelings, and people are young girls who do good things.
You say don't deal with it, it's true......
Hey, what am I telling you all this for?
I've looked into your business, and you're good to go. ”
Yu Huifei immediately breathed a sigh of relief......
The fake policeman was not happy when he heard this, and shouted, "Master, is this going to let him go?" I think this might be ......."
"Who is your master?" the old policeman cried out with laughter, "Don't shout, I have nothing to do with you." At most, I've caught you a few more times, and I can't talk about the relationship between the quilts, don't be close. ”
The fake policewoman was thick-skinned: "Anyway, in my eyes, you are the master." ”
The old policeman was also helpless, and said to Yu Huifei: "Let's go, let's go quickly." ”
The fake policewoman shouted again: "You can't let go of the stinky hooligan!"
The old policeman said: "What kind of stinky rascal? I watched the surveillance, and someone stuffed it into his hand." Don't guess if it's okay, do you want to talk about the evidence?"
When the policewoman heard this, she bowed directly and said, "Thank you Master for teaching!"
Not to mention the old policeman, Yu Huifei was speechless for a while. This girl is really ...... It's okay to be thick-skinned.
When he went out, Yu Huifei said to the policewoman: "Sister, don't look at Conan in the future." If you have time, take a look at the surveillance, our country is so developed, there are cameras everywhere. At the very least, you don't have to use your brain too much to handle the case.
Oh, no.
You're a fake cop!"
The policewoman rolled her eyes angrily and said, "I'll be true sooner or later, and when the time comes, I'll stare at you every day." Stinky rascal!"
Yu Huifei didn't bother to take care of him, so he hurried away.
Out of the door, Yu Huifei was a little confused, he came out, but what about Jizang?
Yu Huifei hurriedly called Qian Youdao, and before he could say anything, he heard a horn sound.
Yu Huifei looked up, only to see Qian Youdao driving over, the window fell, and Qian Youdao spoke first: "Brother Yu, I know what you want to ask." Don't worry, everything is settled, the ground is hidden in my house, it's okay, everything is fine. ”
Yu Huifei understood, he was able to come out so quickly, and it is estimated that Qian Youdao also worked hard.
After getting into the car, Yu Huifei said: "How did you solve it over there?"
Qian Youdao wiped his sweat and said: "How else can it be solved?" I met the police blocking the road on the road, and under the escort of the police, we can be regarded as holding that meeting."
But I realized something wasn't quite right. ”
When Yu Huifei heard this, his heart chuckled and asked, "What do you mean?"
"When it's noisy, there's a lot of people. But when the meeting was held, there were about 20 people, and the women were very peaceful.
Although I like Jizo, but at most it's just a hug and a group photo.
If you can't get in line, or if you see Jizo scared, you just choose to take a group photo from a distance.
All of them are very qualified......
It's not the crazy people in front of you at all. ”
Speaking of this, Qian Youdao handed Yu Huifei a cigarette, and the two lit it separately.
Qian Youdao said: "I think there is something wrong with this matter. It seems that someone deliberately made such a scene, disgusting us. ”
Yu Huifei knew that this matter was not so simple, but he didn't expect the other party to be so big, and invited so many group actors to come and trouble him.
Yu Huifei frowned and said, "Then who do you think it will be? Could it be someone who has a competitive relationship with you?"
Qian Youdao said: "I'll investigate, but I think this matter is more like targeting you and Jizo." After all, it's useless for me to make such a fuss, the martial arts hall is more about technology.
The technology is not good, just making a fuss is a little trick, there is a fart.
At most, it is to increase my exposure and advertise, and the gains outweigh the losses. ”
Yu Huifei nodded, but he really didn't know who he had offended.
Soon arrived at Qian Youdao's house, which was a river-view villa.
Looking at the big villa, Yu Huifei didn't feel it at all, but felt ......
"It's a little small, isn't it?" Qian Youdao said with a wry smile.
Yu Huifei was stunned for a while and didn't speak.
Qian Youdao said: "I don't like it when I come to Jizang...... But there's no way, the city can't be compared with the countryside, your big yard, I envy me. ”
The two went straight into the house from the garage.
As soon as he entered the door, Yu Huifei saw two little guys staring at each other with big eyes.
Jizo is holding a stick, and the little girl on the other side is carrying a kitchen knife in her hand!
The electric fan was blowing at the two of them, and their clothes were fluttering around......
There is a movie playing on TV, and the voice is: The lonely shadow of the cold river, the story of the rivers and lakes, why should we have met before.
Yu Huifei's head was suddenly full of black lines, what kind of trouble is this Nima?
The next moment, I heard the little girl shouting: "Look at the knife!"
Jizo was not polite, and picked up the stick: "Kill!"
Yu Huifei and Qian Youdao were so frightened that they hurriedly rushed forward, and one of them stopped the other.
At the same time, he persuaded: "If you have something to say, don't do it." ”
Then Qian Youdao yelled: "Wife, are you just looking at this?"
I saw a woman sitting cross-legged on the sofa and eating melon seeds, and when she heard Qian Youdao shouting, she glanced at the two of them and yelled: "Put it down!"
At that moment, Yu Huifei was shocked, and subconsciously let go.
At the same time, the sticks and kitchen knives of the two little ones also fell to the ground.
Qian Youdao, Little Lori, and Jizo Station are called straight, just like standing in a military posture.
Yu Huifei looked at this scene and wondered, should he also stand in a military posture?
As a result, as soon as the woman saw Yu Huifei, she quickly stood up and said with a smile: "Oh, the big brother is here......? Don't get me wrong, our old money is the boss. I don't usually dare to speak loudly, but I just ...... I was scared by the bloody images on TV. Don't get me wrong...... Old Qian, you brothers sit down, I'll cook. ”
Then the woman ran away in a panic, and she really thought that Lao Qian was the boss at home.
But Yu Huifei knew that the status of this product at home was probably not as good as the dog who was afraid of snacking on the sofa in the Tianmen family!
Qian Youdao coughed dryly and said, "Eh...... This is my wife. Previous Sanda Champions...... The situation in our family is very simple.
Once a month, whoever wins is decided. ”
Yu Huifei asked curiously, "That...... Last month?"
Qian Youdao said: "This ...... It's five or five points. ”
The little girl on the side said, "You haven't won, okay?"
Qian Youdao suddenly couldn't hang up: "What are you talking about?
Then I heard a roar from the back room: "Who are you yelling at?"
Qian Youdao was so excited that he almost jumped up from the sofa to stand upright, but he still held back.
After a small break with the house here, Qian Youdao's wife came out, and Yu Huifei had a feeling that the other party was going to kick in the air!
However, Qian Youdao's wife immediately braked, and smiled at Yu Huifei: "Big brother, you sit, I'll make you tea." ”
Then she took a turn and went back.
Qian Youdao wiped the sweat from his head and said, "Hehe...... This...... Sometimes, the losing side does not admit defeat. I'll challenge from time to time, so even if I win, I'll always be ready. ”
Yu Huifei really wanted to say, I believe you are a ghost!
You're obviously a grandson, okay?
Jizo leaned over to Yu Huifei and said, "When are you going home?"
Yu Huifei said: "I see that you guys are having a lot of fun, aren't you?"
Jizo said: "I've been confronting her for a long time, and my legs are sore. ”
Yu Huifei: "@#¥......"
Over there, little Lori climbed onto Qian Youdao's lap and shouted, "Rub my legs, I'm tired to death." What kind of monster are you looking for? Zama walked all afternoon, and he wasn't tired. ”
Yu Huifei and Qian Youdao: "@#¥@#&......"
Eventually, the family sat down, drank and ate, and chatted.
Of course, the wife who has money and money is busy throughout the whole process, and she eats quickly, and when she finishes eating, she goes to clean up the house, and by the way, she also fried a plate of peanuts for them, and patted cucumbers.
Yu Huifei can see that although the two often fight at home, when there are outsiders, Qian Youdao's wife still works very hard to be a virtuous wife.
gave enough money to have face, at least in front of Yu Huifei, Qian Youdao said that one is one, and there is no return at all.
For such a family, Yu Huifei is still a little envious.
Although it is inevitable that there will be some fights, each other will hold each other at critical moments and give each other enough respect.
In Yu Huifei's eyes, this is love.
Those so-called brilliant love like fireworks, or greasy love like desserts, in Yu Huifei's eyes, are fireworks, and they will be gone in one shot.
After the meal was over, Yu Huifei was also ready to take Jizo home.
Qian Youdao wanted to keep him for one night, get up early tomorrow and send Yu Huifei back.
But Yu Huifei really couldn't stay, he had something in his heart, and he couldn't worry about it.
In the end, Qian Youdao still decided to send Yu Huifei back, Yu Huifei wanted to refuse, but now there is no shuttle.
Take a taxi, Yu Huifei is really reluctant......
"What are the two old men doing? Old money, drive your brother home. You are allowed not to come back before two o'clock today, and if you don't come back after two o'clock, hehe...... See you at the door of the community. Qian Youdao's wife said.
Qian Youdao said: "Look, my wife has spoken. Let's go...... Don't grind. ”
Seeing that Yu Huifei and Jizo were really leaving, the little Lori who had been holding it like a proud little rooster came over and handed Jizo a knife: "I heard that you were chased during the day, so this will give you self-defense." Remember, you can't be okay until I get you down. ”
PS: I wonder why people always ask me why my books are expensive. Big brothers and sisters, I have a lot of words! It's like if you buy a chicken leg from someone else, and when you come to me, the chicken leg is sold in bags. The unit price is the same, the quantity is large, and that's it. Of course, I can also open it and sell it, anyway, the final price is the same, you just wait one more day to get the goods. My conscience is bursting......