The world is unfair, and it is difficult.

For example, when learning boxing in the White Bone Essence House, the little bodyguard can only stand guard at the door, and if he looks at it more, he may lose his job;

"Sir, with your flexibility, it is enough to learn taekwondo!"

"That's right, I'm not like some people, I can't open my legs and I'm embarrassed to say that I've practiced yoga. "This guy is holding the ground with both hands, and it's not easy to close the forks, so he has to come to a Thomas whirlwind.

"Hmph!" the bone spirit squinted, looking for a suitable place to take his mouth.

She was annoyed, the RV plan was rejected by the school without accident, and the attitude of the USC School of Film and Television Arts was very clear - donating the school building is welcome, and private cars entering the campus are not to be discussed! Do you think you are a councilor?

The little bodyguard looks at the nose and the nose looks at the heart.

The object of protection has not changed, but the object of service has changed, and now this is the employer, if you don't want to be kicked away, it's better to strictly abide by the confidentiality regulations, don't look at what you shouldn't see, don't listen to what you shouldn't hear, and don't ask what you shouldn't ask.

"Ignore her and continue. ”

Lao Qin is not used to her, not to mention that the school does not agree, even if Dean Elizabeth has brain cramps to allow the RV to stop, he will not follow the nonsense, this thing is too easy to cause reverie.

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The advancement of taekwondo is divided into grades, grades, and sections.

For example, a black belt requires a black belt to be over 15 years old, and a black belt that is less than 15 years old but meets other requirements is called a black belt.

There is a succession relationship between rank and rank, the so-called "10th rank and 9th dan".

White belt, white and yellow belt, yellow belt, yellow belt, green belt, green belt, green and blue belt, blue belt, blue belt, blue and red belt, red belt, red and black belt, the color is from light to dark, this is the tenth grade, and the black belt above the tenth level is a section.

The "belt" here refers to the belt, and the different colors of the belt have their own symbolic meanings, such as white symbolizes purity, without any knowledge and foundation, and everything starts from scratch.

However, it is also said that according to the etiquette of ancient taekwondo, the belt cannot be washed, so the sweat and dust accumulated over the years cause the color to become darker and darker, and finally turn black.

Don't look at the little bodyguard who looks angry, but he is a serious WTF black belt.

WTF is the abbreviation of the "World Taekwondo Federation", and alongside it is the ITF, that is, the "International Taekwondo Federation".

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As a model of the combination of business and sports, the division of taekwondo between grades and sections has its own rationality, so Lao Qin plans to start learning from the white belt (level 10), including basic etiquette, after all, it may be used for action guidance in the future.

"Is this Tai Chi?"

This person's face is full of "You are kidding Lao Tzu", and the white bone spirit is also a question mark, although neither of them has learned Tai Chi, but as long as they have an understanding of Huaxia, they can see the difference between the two.

"Yes, leucorrhea needs to learn the chapter of Tai Chi. ”

The little bodyguard was dressed in a taekwondo uniform, looking at the dog man and woman for some reason, he had already taught the three-style leg method and the three-style boxing method of the white belt, and the physical fitness of the animal was not a problem, but he didn't expect to blow up the pot here.

"I don't care if I get out of this door, you can change my name here!"

"Swap it for what?"

"Anything is fine, but it's not allowed to be called 'Tai Chi'!"

Lao Qin was amused and a little sad, saying that people are frogs at the bottom of the well, whether it is a person or a thing, their historians can verify that they have become a great universe country, and their skin is thicker than the city wall.

But now?

In 1986, taekwondo was listed as an official event of the Asian Games, and in 2000, it was listed as an official event of the Olympic Games, and Tai Chi has not even been qualified to be discussed by the Olympic Organizing Committee!

In the long run, is Tai Chi still Tai Chi?

With the urine nature of the Great Universe, it is inevitable that Tai Chi will be declared a World Heritage Site in a few years, and I don't know what kind of mood Chen Jiagou's disciples would have when they were asked by foreigners, "How many sections of Taekwondo are you?"

He can force the little bodyguard to change his words, but he can't stop the mouths of the crowd.

"Then beat until you shut up! Whoever disobeys Lao Tzu will be killed!" The more Lao Qin thought about it, the more angry he became, and he stared at the little bodyguard viciously for a moment, but in the end, he could only use the wooden stake to steam his anger, and the fight was almost falling apart.

- Those who don't know are not guilty, and the little bodyguard didn't keep his mouth shut.

"You go out first, and don't talk about it in front of him later. Fatina is an expert in words and feelings, and when she saw this, she immediately waved her hand and prepared to buy a commercial insurance for the other party.

"Okay. ”

"No!" he slammed his elbow on the neck of the stake, as if pouring out all his anger and unwillingness, gritted his teeth and returned to the bodyguard, his shoulders as heavy as Mount Tai, but his back became more and more erect.

"Let's move on!"

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"Bang!"

"Stop, stop!" In the training hall, "Rhinoceros" took two steps back with his ribs covered, his face was pale, his head broke out in cold sweat, and he slowed down for a while before he smiled bitterly: "Qin, are you in a bad mood today?"

"Sorry to hurt you. ”

"It's okay, but I think your punch is a bit like Gun Shrimp. Injuries were inevitable in boxing sparring, but he didn't mind, rubbed the wound and did a few chest expansion exercises, and finally breathed smoothly.

"yes, I'm learning his left hook. ”

"No wonder you're always staring at my ribs. "Rhinoceros" smiled bitterly, his slow reactions, strong body, and sometimes ineffective boxing skills wanted to be used in actual combat, and it was perfect to use him as an experiment.

"Sorry, my bad. ”

Lao Qin also knew that he was not authentic, and no matter how bad his mood was, he shouldn't be angry with his friends, so he glared at the culprit viciously and said angrily: "Hey! Come up and fight with me!"

"No, never!"

"Coward!"

"Whatever you say, I won't agree to you going to the Taekwondo Club anyway. ”

"I'm not a challenge, I'm going to kick the gym!"

"When the Los Angeles College Boxing Tournament is over, you'll be going wherever you like. "Kane has a headache, if he hadn't happened to have something to do with that guy, I guess there would be more people in the infirmary at this point. Free Chinese .ffhzw.

"Can't I give them a challenge?"

"Qin, can't you be stable for a few days? Next month, the Taekwondo Club will compete with UCLA, do you want to go to Mrs. Carol's office again?"

Hearing the principal, this thing is cowardly.

He told Amanda on the plane yesterday that the principal wouldn't let him give Kane bad ideas, in fact, there was still a paragraph that Mrs. Carol had banned Lao Qin from settling his grievances in the ring.

Provoked by someone? Reason with the principal!

It's understandable that young people are more impulsive, and it is not without precedent for going to the ring to settle grievances in the past, and some referees have a concussion at most, who would have thought of such a ruthless freak?

That's a lifelong disability!

Ba Yu was at fault first, and took the initiative to challenge later, and it was unfair to punish Lao Qin, but as the professor of the Department of Political Science said, if he is not punished, what if there will be a similar situation in the future?

Who can guarantee that the next person to fall in the ring will be a bastard selling marijuana?

After being reminded by Kane, Lao Qin muttered a few words, and had to give up the idea of going to the Taekwondo Club to kick the gym, but he was really unwilling and asked, "How are the preparations from the school police?"

"There are few of them, so we have to choose the seeded players first. ”

Last week, the champion of the match with the gym was given priority, and the champion who won the championship in the gym will pick the one with the highest points. ”

"That's what I thought, too. However, the school police are generally heavy, and there are only two people under 75 kg. ”

"Tsk, that's going to be hard. ”

The school police are still security guards in essence, and the security situation near USC is worrying, so the security guards naturally have to choose the kind of reckless man who is fat and strong and looks very deterrent, so as to deter the gangsters around him.

"Or, let them choose the seeded players as well. ”

"That bastard Roldorf would laugh at us "devil's gauntlets" no one. ”

"Damn, I'm going to fight the whole game if I'm in a hurry!" Lao Qin was irritable, since the bodyguard mentioned "Tai Chi", he had not been doing well, kicking the principal of the gym and not letting him, and the school police were out of the moth.

"If I don't mess with you, you won't play the whole game?"

Kane was speechless at a moment's notice, he knew that guy too well, up and down the "Demon Glove", which one he hadn't played?

Catwoman's Bar is about to become a stronghold for animals!

"Don't talk nonsense, do you dare to come up and fight with me?" Old Qin was annoyed and ashamed, the more he looked at Kane, the more unpleasant he became, how could he make up his mind on the other side, and turn a deaf ear to any provocation he had.

"Excuse me, is Qin here?" someone suddenly asked at the door of the training hall.

The person who came came with short pale yellow hair, khaki pants, white half-sleeves, and a cowboy hat, this guy looked back and didn't seem to have seen each other, so he raised his hand and greeted: "I'm here, are you?"

"My name is Gavill Glover, and I heard Mr. Arel Lawson say that you shoot fast?"

"Ya...... What Sen?Oh! You're talking about the directors of the Los Angeles USPSA in Los Angeles, right?" Lao Qin didn't react at first, and when he heard the word "shoot", he remembered the white man he met last week.

"That's right, it's him. ”

"If I'm not mistaken, I told him at the range that I don't want to join the USPSA right now. ”

"Mr. Lawson has not forgotten that, in fact, I am ......"

"You are the president of the Battlefield Outpost. Kane appeared behind the other party and said gloomily: "Gavier, this is the 'Demon Glove', you went to our boxing club to poach people?"

"Uh......"

Gavill Glover was about to flee but found that the way had been sealed, and a group of wicked men surrounded him with bad intentions, like wolves surrounding a lone sheep.

"Kane, you can't do that. He wept with a sad face.

"Less nonsense, gloves for him. With a whoop and an order, everyone held each other down.

Gavel struggled desperately, he was an old man, he knew the routines of the boxing club, once they put on boxing gloves and pushed into the ring, don't think about going back if you don't get beaten up.

Lao Qin was dumbfounded, and said in his heart that he hadn't found such an animal as the "Demon Glove" before, but how could he say that the other party was here to find him, and it was not appropriate to look at it like this, so he said:

"Don't get too busy just yet, I'll talk to him. ”

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Eagle Sauce University Society

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There are as many clubs in American universities as there are mosquitoes in Chinese universities. For example, the University of Michigan has 1500+ clubs, and when the club recruits new people and sets up stalls, it is like a night market in Taiwan, with a dazzling array of dishes, and each club will also send you snacks, and your eyes and stomach are overwhlemed. Registering a club is subject to strict review, so there are thousands of clubs that have not been repeated, so there must be some strange clubs, so that students can really appreciate the brains of idlers in the first world.

Before coming to the United States, I had heard of the big fat squirrels in North America. I don't think the University of Michigan has a squirrel club (thesquirrelclub), and it's very organized and disciplined. The money from the team uniforms is used to buy peanuts, and there is a regular assembly every Sunday to feed the squirrels on campus. The squirrel of Mi Da lived a happy life with his mouth open, so he was extremely fat, extremely close to humans, and extremely lazy. Unlike the squirrels and cornices you see in the mountains, you are athletic. The seniors will also teach you how to feed the squirrels and how to shoot the squirrels. When you are isolated at home due to the epidemic, you can use this skill to pass the time with the little ones in your backyard.

Another amazing club is rock-paper-scissors, which several universities have formal clubs or regular competitions to abbreviate rock-paper-scissors to RPS. The goals of these Shell Guessing Contest are varied, whether it is to bring students closer together, or to drink, or to raise money, which is full of American characteristics.

A student at Vermont University also said the phrase: "RPSISLIKEMATH, YouCanStudyItAllYouWantbutNotPlatingItIntoPracticalUseThenYou'RegoingToForgetTheFormula" (Guess the Shell is like math, you can learn it, but if you don't put it into practice, you will forget those formulas). American students' understanding of mathematics is really unique.

Before enrolling, the tutors will warn us to be selective in participating in clubs, because there are too many activities and too little time, and think clearly about our priorities in college life. Probably the priority of these students is to decompress! What other clubs have you encountered that make you jaw-dropping?

Many universities require new students to choose courses before the start of the semester, of course, universities generally have such a rule, students can withdraw from the course and retake the course in the first or second week. So what should we pay attention to when choosing courses? The advice from afar is not to choose too many courses, and not to take difficult courses.

The first semester of the first year of college requires an adjustment period even for students in the United States, let alone international students from completely different cultures and educational systems. U.S. universities attach great importance to grades, and the grades of each subject will affect the GPA. If you don't know the depth of choosing a course that is too heavy for you and getting an ugly grade, the GPA will be pulled down all of a sudden, which will seriously affect the student's self-confidence in learning, and if the GPA cannot be raised in the future, it will affect the future graduate school entrance examination.

Many private universities do not have majors in the first and second years, so it is recommended that even students who decide to study science and engineering should have a combination of arts and sciences when choosing courses at the beginning, on the one hand, if the proportion of mathematics, physics, chemistry and biology courses is too large, and the coursework is too heavy (there is a lot of laboratory time and homework), on the other hand, liberal arts courses help to improve the level of reading and writing, which is too important for international students.

So when it comes to course selection, even if you're a top student, don't take risks, and it's best to use the first semester as a test period. (Distant Teacher in the United States)

Second, about making friends

First of all, I would like to say that the first activity at the beginning of the school year is "newstudentorientation" for new students.

The duration of this event varies from school to school, ranging from two or three days to a week. At this time, the senior students had not yet returned to school, and the campus was full of new students who were excited to scurry around. This is the best time for international students to meet new people.

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