Volume 1: Cloud Miao Immortal Hall Chapter 55: Kiss Me
Chapter 55: Kiss Me
Yun Miao Shangxian turned into a streamer and descended beside the Lord of the Muqi Palace, seeing that the latter had closed his eyes, looking very peaceful.
Yun Miao knew that Mu Qi had been relieved!
Yun Miao stood alone on the Dengxian platform, and the next moment he picked up the body of the Lord of the Muqi Hall and walked step by step to the elders and disciples of the Muqi Palace.
"I killed your hall master, and when my time is approaching, I will personally come to your Muqi Hall to apologize for my crimes, and now I will send him back to Muqi Hall for a good burial!"
Everyone in the Muqi Hall looked at Yun Miao Shangxian's serious tone, and no one dared to say a word at the moment, so they hurriedly took the body of the Lord of the Muqi Hall and flew away.
Now, there are only two halls left in the field: Yun Miao and Burning Mountain!
"Yun Miao Hall Master, you are indeed very admirable, not only your cultivation strength, but also your bearing. I Lieshan admires you, but this turtle really makes my heart move, and I don't want to just give it to you Yunmiao Immortal Palace. So you and I are still going to fight!" The Lord of the Burning Mountain Hall had also come to Yun Miao Shangxian at this time, and his sturdy figure gave people a sense of oppression.
However, in the eyes of Yun Miao Shangxian, this sense of oppression did not have the slightest effect, he smiled freely, and said, "Since the Lord of the Burning Mountain Hall wants to fight, Yun Miao will definitely accompany him to the end!"
"Okay, but after all, you're already seriously injured, and you still have the poison left by the dragon, I don't want to take advantage of you, let's just fight quickly. How about winning or losing with one punch?" The Burning Mountain Hall Lord nodded, he looked at the pale face of the immortal on the cloud and said with some respect.
"Okay, just one punch to win or lose!"
The sky is vast, blue as a wash, the previous oppressive scene has completely dissipated, and the scene of white clouds surrounding the rainbow has been restored again on the Dengxian platform.
The two figures confronted each other from a distance of ten meters, both smiling, and this battle was not like a battle but a competition.
Boom!
The Lord of the Burning Mountain Hall raised his arms and punched, the void was directly distorted, and the fist prints burst out, with the roar of the dragon and tiger, and there was also a spectacular scene of a hundred beasts galloping, this punch was extremely domineering!
Rumble!
Yun Miao Shangxian also punched, his fist bloomed with blazing white light, those rays of light emitted a clanging sword sound, and the moment the fist mark burst out, the void was cracking, as if there was an invisible sword qi wrapped in the fist mark to slash everything that was blocked!
Bang bang!
The two fists collided, Dengxiantai trembled violently, and a circular wave of qi spread to the sky in all directions, and the white clouds along the way were all washed away and wiped out, and there were thunder and lightning intertwined at the intersection of the fists, tearing the space, and the black cracks like spider webs appeared again, this time the cracks spread out for thousands of miles!
Pedal Pedal ......
Both hall masters were shocked by each other's fist power and retreated, the Burning Mountain Hall Lord retreated a full eighteen steps, and Yun Miao Shangxian took one step back less than the former, winning by a narrow margin!
"I lost! Yun Miao Hall Master, your fist power makes me, a body refining professional, sigh to myself, human swordsmanship is really good. This turtle belongs to your Yunmiao Immortal Palace!" "The Lord of the Burning Mountain Hall is also refreshing and direct, since he has been defeated, he will naturally not be entangled again.
The next moment, everyone in the Burning Mountain Hall left!
Pedaling, Pedaling......
In the next second when the people of the Burning Mountain Hall completely disappeared into the clouds, the Cloud Miao Immortal was involuntarily retreating backwards at the place where he retreated to the seventeenth step, and even retreated to the end that he stabilized his body by falling to the ground.
"Big brother!" Yun Fang was panicked when he saw this, and he was the first to rush to Yun Miao's side.
"How are you?" ...... just now," Yun Fang asked with concern.
"It's okay, it doesn't matter. Let's go back to the temple!" Yun Miao Shangxian shook his head and said nothing.
Yun Fang helped him up, and the other Yun Miao Elder disciples were also worried, they never thought that the hall master would be so "embarrassed".
However, in the eyes of everyone, especially the disciples, this kind of "embarrassment" is a kind of man's dignity!
How tragic the battle with the Lord of the Muqi Hall was before, Yun Miao Shangxian was seriously injured and poisoned, but he had to fight against the Lord of the Fierce Mountain Hall who was famous for refining his body, in fact, the result was already doomed. But Yun Miao didn't admit defeat, he insisted on using human swordsmanship to fix the soles of his feet on the Dengxian platform when he retreated to the seventeenth step, because human swordsmanship is the unity of human swordsman, and he is equivalent to inserting himself into the earth as a sword, thus preventing the retreat!
How could the Lord of the Burning Mountain Hall not know Yun Miao's tricks? But he didn't say it explicitly, he respected Yun Miao, and he also knew that he couldn't win Yun Miao, and he would never be able to win, not because of his strength but because of his bearing. So in the end, he just said, 'Human swordsmanship is really good' to thank him!
"It's over!"
Yun Miao stepped on the auspicious clouds, and all the disciples and elders followed, and the difference from when he came was that there was another turtle.
"You filthy turtle, I'm going to stew you, ahhh......h
"Mom, don't you love me?, the baby wants to be hugged!" The turtle pretended to be pitiful and looked at Yu Nandao.
Syllable!
However, it was greeted only by a loud potsticker, and Yu Nan really wanted to peel off its big black shell and give it a hard look at the potsticker on its ass!
"Ahh I want to go back, I don't want to go with you, I want to choose again, I want to eat fragrant worms and drink good wine!" The turtle was really scared of being beaten, it yelled, and when it saw that Yu Nan was going to hit it again, it quickly shrank its head and four feet, and hid in its own 'little black house' with its tail rolled up.
"You come out for me, who are you scolding for being a crazy woman? You scold again? I promise to tear down your little black house!" Yu Nan grinded his teeth and pointed angrily at the turtle's shell.
"Hmph, I won't come out, what can you do with me? crazy woman, crazy woman, crazy woman......"
"Ah......hh Dead Filthy Turtle, you wait for me, I must stew you, steam you, fry you, fry you, braise you......"
Cloud Miao Immortal Palace.
At the end of the Immortal Hall Conference, the group was tired of traveling and caring, and they all wanted to go to rest quickly, Yun Fang wanted to help Yun Miao Shangxian detoxify, so he stayed in Yun Miao Immortal Mountain.
At night, the sky is full of stars, and the moon shines like water.
On Yunfang Immortal Mountain, two figures were bathing in a small blue lake.
"I'm rubbing! Twelve moons, the beauty of a real meow!" The turtle learned from Zhou Hao to sleep comfortably on the shore of the lake, with two small paws hugging his chest.
"It's true that a dog can't spit out ivory in its mouth, no, it should be that the turtle can't spit out good words, why do the words of praise change their taste as soon as they come out of your mouth?" Zhou Hao glanced at the turtle angrily.
He was extremely reluctant to live with this vulgar tortoise, but there was no way, he and the tortoise were both from the mortal world and had a lot of words in common. And it was because of him that he provoked this turtle, and he was reluctant to do so!
"Who are you scolding, kid?" the turtle turned his head to look at Zhou Hao.
"What's wrong with scolding you? You eat me, drink me, live mine, I want to scold you!" Zhou Hao rolled his eyes, not taking the turtle seriously at all.
Bang!
However, the next moment Zhou Hao flew up, and the lake splashed very high, the reason was just that the turtle kicked Zhou Hao's buttocks!
"Dead turtle! you dare to kick me, I have to pick your turtle shell!" Zhou Hao's face was gloomy, and he ran straight to the turtle in the lake with a bad spirit.
The next moment, the human-tortoise war began!
In the middle of the night, the turtle went to sleep at the bottom of the lake, and Zhou Hao entered a state of meditation in the lake.
The next day, on the 10th, the sky was crossed, and the light sprinkled among the mountains and rivers!
Zhou Hao was going crazy early in the morning, and the dead turtle actually offered to go sword training with him, isn't this nonsense!
"It's good that you stay at home honestly, you can enjoy the delicious food and drink as you like, why do you have to practice swords?" After last night's battle, Zhou Hao didn't dare to scold the turtle anymore, the dead turtle's hooves were stronger than the hooves of donkeys.
"Life is in motion!" said the turtle with his hands behind his back, as if he were a master.
"You're wrong, it's the opposite, life lies in stillness! Think about it, who of us mortals has the longest lifespan? You, you turtles!" Zhou Hao said to the tortoise.
"You basically sleep all year round, but as a result, you have the longest lifespan of any animal. There is a saying, the thousand-year-old king is eighty-thousand-year-old turtle!" Zhou Hao continued.
"Well, that's true! But ...... I don't listen, I'm just going to exercise, I'm going to practice swords!" said the turtle with a smile.
"I ......" Zhou Hao almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
In the end, Zhou Hao compromised, the reason was that he couldn't win the tortoise, his physical body was already very strong, but the tortoise was even more of a strong pervert!
"Hahaha, I said, it turns out that you can't fly, so I want to take you there. Hahaha, it's really light!" Zhou Hao's sword flew towards the sword practice square, and the turtle hugged his neck tightly, for fear that he would fall.
The turtle listened to Zhou Hao's words and pinched his teeth, but in the next second, it thought of the whole Zhou Hao's method.
"Ahem, let go, let go, ahem, I'm going to be strangled by you, ...... Pine...... Let go!" The fairy sword shook non-stop, and Zhou Hao's neck was strangled by the turtle's two little claws, and the latter snickered vigorously.
"Ah, I'll rub it, how did you get the sword, help, I'm afraid of heights!"
"Ah, help, it's going to fall, ahem...... Help, you damn ...... Turtle, let go and let go...... Ahem!" The fairy sword lost control, and Zhou Hao and the turtle were about to fall from the sky.
At this time, a white-clothed shadow suddenly appeared, hugged Zhou Hao, and when he saw the turtle behind Zhou Hao, the white-clothed shadow was full of black lines.
"Zhou Hao, are you okay?" Yu Nan said with a concerned face.
"Fortunately, you came in time, otherwise I would have been strangled to death by this dead turtle!" Zhou Hao rubbed his neck with a pitiful expression.
"It's you dirty turtle again, are you mistaken, you actually want to strangle Zhou Hao, do you know how to repay your kindness?" Yu Nan asked the turtle.
"Hmph, who told him to laugh at me!" said the turtle, twisting his face to the side and sulking.
"Oh, you're still angry, aren't you!" Zhou Hao was amused, looking at the turtle's angry tsundere, he felt very funny.
"You two are bullying me, hmph, you are a villain! I am a turtle who is not familiar with my life, and you are going to join forces to bully me, woo woo woo ......" the turtle said and cried with his paws and head in his hands.
"This, this, don't cry, it's okay, it's our fault, it's all our fault, it's all our fault, we bully the small with the big, and the more bully the less. Okay, don't cry, manly...... No, you can forgive us, how do you want us to forgive us?" Yu Nan looked at the turtle's appearance, and also felt a little self-reproachful.
After all, the turtle is indeed a lone turtle, and it is very unaccustomed to it when it first arrives, and it is indeed too inhumane to be ridiculed by her and Zhou Hao...... Oh no, it's too unrelenting!
"Really, can I do whatever I want?" said the turtle with a cry.
"Well, as long as you forgive us, it's okay!" Yu Nan said without thinking.
"Then, I want you to kiss me!"