Chapter 12 Zhu Bajie's old problem
Fortunately, the time for them to leave at that time was not said to be long, and the yamen only swam to the top of a mountain not far away.
So Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng flew a few laps in the air, and then dropped a lot of mud below, let those people point and scold, and after a few minutes, they found the wandering yamen.
Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment, and then dialed back...... Tang Seng hung up the phone again!
Sun Wukong rolled his eyes, Tang Seng was taking revenge for not answering his phone at noon.
He couldn't help but despise Tang Seng's increasingly stingy temperament, and dialed it again.
This time Tang Seng finally answered, and he spoke slowly, "Hey." ”
Sun Wukong grinded his teeth, "Master, where have you been?"
Tang Seng: "We are swaying with the wind, and wherever the wind blows our yamen, we will go." ”
Sun Wukong rolled his eyes: "You send me a location, I can't find where you are." ”
Tang Seng was very happy: "Okay." ”
After Sun Wukong received the positioning, he returned to the gate of the Journey to the West Yamen in a flash, looked at the sea below, and he snorted, "I'll wipe it, what route is this Yamen taking?"
He stood on the edge of the platform and took a look, and found that the yamen was flying to the east.
He really couldn't figure out what kind of logic this was, so he sent a voice message to Muzha and asked him what kind of movement method was used to move the Journey to the West Yamen?
After a while, Muzha sent him a road map.
Sun Wukong clicked on it and rolled his eyes in boredom, isn't this the way they learned from the scriptures back then!
Muzha sent another voice message:
The Buddha asked you to revisit this path of learning the scriptures and feel the changes in this path thousands of years later, as a reward for your appointment.
Sun Wukong replied with a voice:
Can my grandson refuse? Or do you ask him to give us another reward?
Mu Zha sent two text messages this time: No.
Monkey king:......
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Tang Seng said to the sand monk who was waiting on the side: "Sha Seng, the quality of your mobile phone is really good, let the mud soak for so long, it can still be used, eh...... It's just a muddy smell - but it's okay, I'll spray you with alcohol to disinfect it later. ”
Sha Seng: "Okay, thank you, Master. ”
Tang Seng clicked on the Bluetooth function of his mobile phone and connected it to his computer, uploaded all the nearly 100 photos taken by Sha Seng to the computer desktop, and then put them into a folder.
Zhu Bajie poked his head out of the back hall with drooling, "Master, have you done it well? ”
Tang Seng replied without looking back: "You wait a while, your senior brother will come back." ”
Zhu Bajie reluctantly walked out, "It's too late, maybe the senior brother has already had dinner at Guanyin's, let's eat first, don't wait." ”
"He said he would be back for dinner. Tang Seng was still unmoved.
"Master, you are biased, and at noon, you didn't necessarily say that you would wait for us to come back for dinner, why did you wait as soon as you arrived at Senior Brother?" Zhu Bajie muttered and complained about Tang Seng.
Tang Seng looked up at him, "Are you going to go over the old accounts with me?" Okay, let's go through the old accounts, why didn't you call me at noon today and tell me, you don't come back for dinner, I'll call you, you still hang up with me, how do you say this account is calculated?"
"I ......" Before Zhu Bajie's retort could be uttered, a mockery came from the gate.
"Idiot, at your level, you dare to settle old accounts with the master. Sun Wukong walked in from outside, "You are simply looking for abuse." ”
As soon as Tang Seng heard that Sun Wukong had arrived, he immediately got up from behind the computer, "Wukong, you're back! Come quickly, let's go in for dinner." ”
Sun Wukong walked up to the computer and said, "I ate a snack at Muzha just now, and I'm not too hungry, so you can go eat first." As he spoke, he pointed to the photos on the computer, and asked Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng again: "This is the photo you took back?"
Sha Seng nodded, "Yes, Senior Brother. ”
Tang Seng moved his fingers, withdrew from the album interface, and then blocked the computer screen, "Let's go eat first, it's not too late to look at this photo after eating, come on, let's go, the food should be cold." ”
Tang Seng pushed Sun Wukong and Sha Seng and walked to the dining room.
Monkey King: "......"
Zhu Bajie followed behind and refuted what he hadn't finished saying just now, and continued, "Master, it's not that we don't come back for dinner at noon, it's mainly that the toad princess insists on inviting me and Senior Brother Sha to dinner, and it's really difficult for people to be so gracious, how can we refuse." ”
Tang Seng snorted without looking back, "Then if you can't come back, you can always call us." ”
"I ......" Zhu Bajie still wanted to defend himself.
The sand monk who was walking in front couldn't help but speak, "Master, it's all to blame on the second senior brother, he is greedy and afraid of being told about it, so he didn't call you." ”
Zhu Bajie's foundation was debunked by Sha Seng, and he was immediately unhappy, "Okay, you Sha Monk, didn't you have no opinion at the beginning?"
Sha Seng turned around: "Why don't I have an opinion, I was going to tell you that you can't eat the food of the masses, but you didn't listen, and covered my mouth and dragged me into the restaurant." ”
Sun Wukong had expected that Zhu Bajie would be like this, so he was indifferent to Sha Seng breaking the news about Zhu Bajie's behavior.
Tang Seng had no choice but to say Zhu Bajie, "Bajie, you can't do this, as a yamen tolerance, how can we eat the victim's ...... for nothing?"
Zhu Bajie hurriedly said: "Master, stop, I paid for today's noon meal, and I didn't eat it in vain." ”
Tang Seng was stunned for a moment, "Didn't you say that you were invited to eat?"
Zhu Bajie walked to his place and sat down, "Come on, that toad princess is just talking about it, after all, she wants to rub our food." ”
"Poof. Sun Wukong couldn't help laughing, "You didn't take advantage of it, but you were taken advantage of." ”
Sha Seng also snorted, "Yes, people like the second senior brother are always greedy for small gains, but they didn't get greedy, but let themselves eat a meal of bugs and put a sum of money upside down." ”
Zhu Bajie raised his hand to stop Sha Seng from telling such a humiliating thing, and his open mouth closed for a long time in Sun Wukong's ridicule, glaring at Sha Seng with a resentful face.
Yes, toads love to eat insects, so the meals they invite must also be related to insects and the like, well, it's still alive.
Zhu Bajie still has the plate of insect feasts surging like waves in his mind.
Tang Seng summed up when he heard this, "This is called self-inflicted, and self-inflicted sins cannot live." ”
Zhu Bajie: "......"
Empress Xiliang came down from upstairs and just walked into the dining room when she heard Tang Seng say such a sentence, and couldn't help asking: "Brother Yu, who can't live if he does his own evil?"