Dinner tonight.

I was only halfway through the small sweet potato, but I didn't expect a distinguished guest to come.

One is wearing a beautiful white fairy dress, and it is familiar, because it is an impatiens.

I was taken aback. It's really a narrow road. He popped up again.

The other one is the father of the little sweet potato. His name is Zhao Dalong.

As soon as Zhao Dalong walked into the house, he hurriedly picked up the little sweet potato, and the father and son knew each other after all.

No, after all, it was born by father and son, so they snuggled up to each other.

I was almost moved by what I watched. I'm going to cry.

Then I wondered, since he likes this child so much, why not keep it by his side?

What's the matter with throwing this child aside, like an orphan, and being raised by someone else?

This parent is not dead, why don't they have children?

Even if the parents are dead, and the grandparents still have relatives, why do you leave this child aside?

Zhao Dalong stood behind me, I was still sitting in my position, I put down the dishes and chopsticks, and turned my head to look at Zhao Dalong.

Impatiens walked nervously between me and Zhao Dalan, and Impatiens deliberately glanced at me.

It seems to be hostile to me.

I glanced at Impatiens, and Impatiens raised her hand to hit me.

However, Zhao Dalong glared at him, and Impatiens withdrew his hand.

Impatiens shrunk her neck. He lowered his head and made a very virtuous and obedient appearance. It's really fake.

Then he stepped back into a corner and stood by the door.

I asked Zhao Dalong curiously:

"How did you come to know Impatiens? By the way, why don't you keep your son by your side?"

When Zhao Dalong heard this, he nodded and replied with a smile. : When Zhao Dalong heard this, he nodded and replied with a smile:

"This is what my mother meant, and it is also for the good of the child! The child's eight characters are relatively weak, and they can only grow up if they are raised outside. I can't raise it myself. ”

Impatiens stood by the door, took out a very obedient and virtuous look, and whispered:

"I don't have a problem either. As long as the child is raised, it is fine. I don't have to take it with me. I am a man according to my mother-in-law's wishes. ”

The little sweet potato turned his head and pounced on me, hoping that I would hug him.

I don't know why I'm feeling uncomfortable.

It's like I don't hold this child, I'm not a good mother.

But the little sweet potato is someone else's son. How can I have so many feelings?

Impatiens seemed to see what was going on in my heart.

He looked up and laughed.

As he spoke, he walked up to me. Quickly explain to me:

"Why do you think it's strange to see the little sweet potato, why did you happen to raise the little sweet potato? Actually, I came up with the idea with my friend. ”

I blinked, my eyes were circled. Asked casually:

"I don't remember, what the hell happened? What do I have to do with Little Sweet Potato?"

Impatiens sighed, and suddenly there was anger on her face. He simply pointed at me and scolded:

"I think you were looking after the Great War of the Three Realms at the beginning. You've been on the battlefield preparing for the battle. But you forget, you still have a big belly in your house. Think about it!"

I shook my head, meaning I didn't remember at all.

Sending flowers sighed, turned to me and said:

"Since you are ruthless and unjust, you have really forgotten me. I don't want to bother to reunite with you again. There will be no drama in the future. ”

After saying this, the impatiens suddenly conjured a golden horsewhip out of thin air in his right hand.

Then there was no need to look back at all, no need to turn around, just hit me in the face.

I felt so much pain, and I was slammed out the door with a tremendous force.

Soon.

I fell hard from a great height to the ground, the back of my head hitting the ground. I felt the head hum and I fainted.

I don't know how long it took for me to wake up. I don't know how long it took for me to wake up.

I'm in a dungeon like a cave. The only consolation is that the dungeon area of 556 square meters is quite spacious.

I like to live in spacious rooms, but the dungeon is empty and there is nothing.

But it's funny, there's a forest just outside the wooden fence. So my horizons are still very broad.

My dungeon, which is equivalent to mine, is actually a tree. The tree must be huge.

Suddenly, a black toad and a green toad jumped from not far away.

This young toad deliberately said to me face to face:

"Are you alright? I should have called you a! But look at yourself! Now you're a prisoner. ”

The black toad also sighed and said to me:

"I think when you were favored, even though it was more than 50 years ago. But the lifespan of our people in the demon realm is already very long, at most it is equivalent to what happened more than five years ago in the mortal world. ”

The cyan toad said:

"Yes, yes, as long as Niangniang regains her spirits and cheers up, our two friends are willing to wish Niangniang a hand. There is no way to save you, but we have your back. ”

Black Toad also says:

"Yes, ah, our two brothers hope that Niang Niang can cheer up, so that we can be happy when we look at it, otherwise I will wash my face with tears every day, and I am very desperate. It's so uncomfortable to sit still and wait for death. ”

As soon as I heard this, I could imagine what was going on?

The point is that my mind is blank and I don't know anything. What kind of mother am I?

Why did he sin and be locked up? Who is the emperor of this man? Oh my God, how did I get into such a thing?

Suddenly, just as I looked down and thought. When you are stupid.

A transparent butterfly flew over and hit my eyebrows.

And then it melted into my brain and turned into a thought.

Then, what had been dark in my brain suddenly lit up.

A book appeared, and I couldn't wait to open it.

I was amazed to find that I had a knack for memorizing, and I could read a book in five minutes at most.

Because my memory is particularly good, I read a book very quickly.

After a while, I had finished the book, and I had all the tacit understanding in my heart.

Sure enough, this transparent butterfly was actually a piece of my thought when I flew out.

Now I've got some memories back.

I took it as myself, borrowing the corpse to resurrect the soul. It turns out that my current identity is indeed a concubine.

Strictly speaking, I am the concubine of the Emperor of the Demon Realm.

Or, strictly speaking, my body is this concubine, my soul is not, but it is clear that no one doubts me. These two toads are very accepting of me.

I'm so happy. Save a lot of trouble with self-explanation. I'll just let it go as it comes.

It turns out that the name of my physical concubine is Wan Qingqing.

Since it is the demon world, naturally Wan Qingqing is also a female goblin, it turns out that it is a flower, so it is a flower demon.

However, his fancy is just a wild flower, not a great and precious flower.

Well, his encounter with the emperor was very simple, the emperor was very angry once, so he casually went out for a walk.

The emperor is a private visit, as a passing merchant, this emperor, just stop by a stream and lose his temper.

I just pulled some grass and used it to sprinkle gas. At this time, the wildflower transforms into a human form.

became a big girl and chatted casually with the emperor. comforted the emperor a little, and the emperor felt very comfortable.

In this way, he regarded him as a good friend of the people.

About 40 years later, the emperor met him again, this was the second time the two met, the emperor was happy, so he made him a concubine.

It's just a low-ranking concubine. The title is a dressing girl. This dressing girl is the fifth rank from the bottom up.

There are thousands of levels of harem concubines, only tens of thousands.

It is conceivable that it is very pitiful to be a low-ranking concubine, in fact, it is similar to a palace maid.

There is nothing to enjoy in terms of glory and wealth, and there is endless work to be done every day, but it is hard.

So it's better to be a concubine than a palace maid. The title of a white-collar concubine is not blessed at all.

So it looks even more of a mockery. And the status concubines had to accept the bullying of the high-ranking concubines, humiliation, beating and scolding, that day was uncomfortable.

As for why he was punished, I also know.

It turned out that someone else had committed a crime in the harem and had not yet been found out, and the others were implicated.

Not only was he implicated, but many concubines and palace maids were implicated.

So this is a case with a wide range of implications, but unfortunately it has not been clarified.

In short, concubines with high status in the harem can protect themselves.

For low-status concubines, the ability of palace maids to protect themselves is almost none.

I have no interest in this case at all. I didn't feel that it didn't matter how much grievance there was, I shook my head.

When the black toad saw me, he shook his head and thought that I hadn't cheered up at all.

The two toads jumped angry and sad at the same time.

And it croaked like a toad.

I almost thought it was moonlight on the lotus pond, and then the toads were croaking.

Probably the scenery around me is beautiful, and there are no bad people in front of me to bother me. So I'm in a really good mood.

But I directly felt that these two toads could not speak, but only croaked like toads.

That means that their cultivation is very low. If you don't do it, you still have to worry about your life.

After all, these two people are very good to me, and I can't bear to let them become weak, so wouldn't they be bullied.

I have a strong desire to protect my good friends.

They have even been my benefactors in the past, and they don't know how many good things they have done for me behind my back.

I don't know how many planting and risks have been blocked for me behind my back, and I must repay them.

Just because I have such an enlightened thought, I am very anxious, and it is inevitable that I will be anxious for quick success.

I can't wait to take a thousand miles. I can't wait for my cultivation to increase hundreds of times all at once.

Unexpectedly, I only felt a heat in my heart, and then my mind felt as if a basin of cold water had been poured on me. I've become much more sober.

I sat down, and when did my hands start to meditate. There is a feeling in my heart, and then I start cultivating along with this feeling.

Maybe it's a gift, maybe I've already learned this powerful ability, but it's been sealed.

Now I just need to open the seal, and I will automatically know this ability again.

In this way, I can protect myself, and I can protect these two toads and my friends.

After a minute or so, I quickly opened my eyes. The two toads looked up at me.

Suddenly, a female killer with a steel knife in both hands appeared out of thin air ten meters behind.

The female killer wears a green robe and masks her face with a red handkerchief.

I looked closely at his face but couldn't see anything clearly, only his ordinary eyes were nothing to look at.

This female killer is not afraid of me at all. It doesn't matter if I see him or not, I just want to attack these two toads.

He raised his twin swords. Then he rushed coldly, intending to kill a toad with a single sword.

I saw that her left knife wanted to kill the black toad on the left, and the knife on her right wanted to kill the green toad on the right.

A critical moment, a critical moment. I had to make a quick move.

Actually, this cave imprisons my cultivation mana, but if I'm strong enough.

Of course, this kind of confinement is also vulnerable, I can break through the confinement and fight this female killer outside!

Of course, there are hidden dangers, because there are some evil women who are already watching me.

If I had big changes here, they would have noticed, otherwise they wouldn't have noticed.

The female killer shouted fiercely:

"Look for death and send you two toad minions on your way!

I was very anxious, and my eyes widened and I glared at this woman fiercely.

Unexpectedly, two one-inch-long transparent darts condensed from tears flew out of my eyes.

Although this female killer was very fast and accurate, she almost killed the two defenseless toads.

But I made a move faster.

Just when the female killer arrived, he was only an inch away from the two toads.

The two toads realized it in hindsight, turned their heads to look, and were so frightened that their buttocks urinated.

But my darts also appeared.

My dart shook the two steel knives with the wind blade sword qi that it carried.

Then the dart shot straight into the woman's eyes. It seems that the darts are fierce enough!

I think darts have intelligence, they fight on their own.

A person's eyes are of course a weakness, and it is clear that this woman did not expect me to hurt her.

I didn't expect me to make such a secret move. I'm also a person who threw a secret weapon to kill someone.

Hearing the woman's cry of pain, he flew backwards and fell to the ground a hundred meters away.

I was blocked by the big tree, and I didn't know how he was.

But it doesn't look like it's going to be coming at us again.

I wonder if the female killer will run away!

The two toads came to their senses. The two toads turned to look at me, and said in unison, especially gratefully:

"Well, you're so grateful that you saved us, that's interesting. In the future, the three of us will be in a group. ”

I grinned and said:

"That's good, that's what I thought too, right in the middle. In the future, the three of us will depend on each other, and helping each other is good friends. We are also sharing weal and woe. ”

The black toad turned his head to look at the distance and said uneasily:

"Looks like you're just ruining his eyes. Wan Qingqing: Do you want to make up for it? He shouldn't die, he just suffered a little injury. I don't know who sent it. ”

The cyan toad said indifferently:

"This female killer, this minion can't complete the task, and she won't be able to eat and walk around when she goes back. We don't have to bother with this, our hands don't have to be covered with blood, let him go. ”

As soon as the words fell, I felt a gust of wind blowing, and it was probably the female killer who escaped with the wind.

Then we can't help it, but the three of us are also relieved, and I wish he could get out of here.

The cyan toad jumped up vigorously, trying to hold its breath to levitate in midair.

Although the black toad wanted to, it also floated and was suspended in mid-air, but the cultivation had not yet arrived, but it did not know this ability.

So, he kept jumping on the ground anxiously, and his face was blushing with embarrassment.

The cyan toad is obviously a little taller and longer. He said to me in an old-fashioned tone:

"It seems that Wan Qingqing you have been saved, the two of us really don't have the ability to rescue you, but as long as you cultivate again, I don't think it's a problem to escape. ”

The cyan toad smiled and pointed out to me, and I really understood a lot.

About half a day later. This little black toad is very smart, and he has also realized some skills based on my cultivation.

The little cyan toad also followed me and realized some Dao rhymes according to my cultivation.

First of all, the black toad essence jumped slightly.

She was already able to float steadily in mid-air a foot above the ground.

A little higher, it doesn't seem to be able to jump.

It turns out that no matter how strong the law is, you can jump as high as you can, this seems to be an unwritten rule in the demon world, and everyone understands it.

Therefore, animals cultivating on the ground are theoretically not as powerful as animals cultivating in high places, trees, or mountains.

The black toad is a contented toad essence. He thought that as long as he could get one meter high, flying and hovering would be good.

Suddenly, the cyan toad, his eldest brother suddenly was more than 30 meters above the ground.

Not only that, but this cyan toad seems to have realized a trick about lightning attacks.

Although now it is only the blank stage. But after a while, after his cultivation is perfect.

I'm afraid his thunderbolt will be very powerful.

I think it's more than enough to deal with some goblins.

I think the current cyan toad must have suddenly increased its power by 100 times. I think he was pleased.

The black toad couldn't help but look up and praise from the bottom of his heart:

"Oh, big brother, you are so powerful, you are so majestic! Have you already jumped to the four realms of our demon realm, the second of them?"

When I heard this, my mind went blank, and I didn't know what it meant at first. But after a while, my brain automatically gave me a little bit of basic information.

It turns out that even if it is a goblin in the demon world, the vast majority of goblins have a very low cultivation.

Basically, it only stays in the primary realm. However, even if it is a primary realm, it can be transformed into a human form, and there are some powerful supernatural powers.

Anyway, there are more than enough youkai to bully the mortal primary realm.

The so-called second realm means that the innate potential of this monster has been stimulated to at least one of them.

It turns out that most of the demon world are goblins, and they have been goblins all their lives.

Contrarily.

Some are destined to be big goblins. Then he has to bring out his potential.

And the vast majority of big goblins basically only have one or two big potentials.

However, the great goblins with extraordinary talents have great potential, and there are many kinds of them!

And each one is very imposing.

There are even some great goblins whose great potential can only be used once in a lifetime.

After using it, it is equivalent to burning the enemy's jade, and you will die immediately.

Therefore, some goblins are not willing to use this huge potential easily, and even lie to their relatives and friends.

Because he's trying to hide this secret? Because he doesn't want to die.

I vaguely feel that the black clam is the potential of this kind of big goblin.

It's just that the black toad knows it, but he doesn't want to leak it, so he only treats it as a secret.

Because I looked left and right, I felt that this stupid black toad was actually the golden seed player of the big goblin.

Of course, it's a gift. Some people easily get a powerful gift. The black toad is one such lucky one. But there are also his troubles.

On the other hand, the cyan toad brother is a person with ordinary qualifications.

Only by cultivating diligently day and night can he have a relatively high level of cultivation.

So the cyan toad brother is definitely a down-to-earth ordinary person.

He is a good person who seems to be very sincere, especially righteous, honest and kind.

On the contrary, his younger brother Black Toad is a clever and cunning, intelligent and lovely person.

At this time, I suddenly felt a lot of itching on my neck, and I grabbed it casually.

Unexpectedly, two black feathers were caught, which at first glance looked like the feathers of a black crow.

One feather is large and one feather is small.

I didn't have time to take a closer look at these two black feathers, I didn't like them, I hated them.

So these two feathers seem to have life, and they can fly out on their own initiative.

The large feather landed in the hand of the black seahorse next to it.

This little feather fell into the hands of the cyan toad in the sky who was still playing thunder and lightning.

Unexpectedly, these two feathers actually had mana, causing these two numbers to be mixed into two young people in an instant.

The golden eldest brother Toad has become a 25-year-old well-mannered young man.

In the same way, the black little brother Toad has become a 15-year-old boy who seems to be a hunter.

Looks like a silly and simple-minded little boy.

The 15-year-old boy smiled and said to me:

"Thank you, good sister, I can finally become a human again. I was seriously injured in the past. Nedan who was shattered by the youkai again. That's why it's a toad. ”

The 25-year-old also said to me gratefully:

"Good sister, you saved us, you really talked about righteousness, and you gave us your cultivation so generously. Originally, we were human for a long time, but ......"

The 15-year-old boy smiled at me and said:

"From now on, the two of us will call you sister. You are Wan Qingqing, then our surname will also be Wan in the future. Simply I will be called Wan Xiaobao in the future. ”

The 25-year-old man scratched his head and said happily:

"Why don't I call it Wan Dabao in the future. Our two brothers, one is called Dabao and the other is called Xiaobao, which is quite suitable. ”

I smiled and nodded, and I casually asked:

"Where do you think the three of us should go if we can get out of here?"

Wan Xiaobao said to me suspiciously:

"Sister, we can't get you out of the cave yet. Notice where we're going in the future, I didn't think much about it. After all, it's hard to get out of this big mountain. ”

Dabao laughed with me:

"It's our sister, you're so powerful! This cave's confinement technique is so powerful that we can't figure it out and can't dismantle it. I didn't expect my sister to crack it and already be able to come out. ”

As soon as the words fell, I was already very relaxed, and I disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Then it fell behind the two men, and the two men turned to look.

I'm already dressed as a village girl in a blue cloth dress.

It turned out that I was wearing a pink palace costume just now. It looks as if he is noble, dressed in gold and silver.

In fact, it is simply irony. So I'd rather wear coarse linen clothes and jinghai cloth skirts to dress up as a village girl.

I look like a village girl in her 30s. is also an old village girl who can't get married.

I smiled and said to the two of them:

"As far as I know, the climate in the south is warm all year round. Pleasant view. And the royal family didn't like the South at all. ”

When the two younger brothers heard this, they smiled and clapped their hands and said:

"Okay, okay, let's go south. The royal family will not chase us, because they are particularly taboo about the South! ”

The three of us left the cave hand in hand, away from the big tree.

And we walked out step by step with our feet. I smiled and explained to my two younger brothers:

"I don't want to use the magic of flying, but I still like to walk out with my legs and feet. This is how you can enjoy the scenery around you. ”

Wan Dabao is smart. Meaningfully said:

"The so-called reading thousands of books and traveling thousands of miles, we are down-to-earth. There are no surprises in going south, and I'm in favor of this approach. ”

Wan Xiaobao had an idea and said:

"Great, so that I can pick a fruit to eat while walking and look at the flowers, and I can also pick flowers and make a beautiful flower basket. One of the three of us. ”

Wan Dabao thought for a moment and added:

"If we fly around in the sky rashly, or fly around in the sky with fairy treasures, it is especially noticeable. On the contrary, we walk on our feet and look ordinary. It's a lot safer that way. ”

Unexpectedly, Wan Xiaobao also added:

"My sister's journey is very dangerous, it can be said that there are many tribulations, and there are many demons and monsters. When the time comes, the monster who persuaded jumped out, sister, you have to block the wind and rain for us and go to the front. We can run away. ”

I smiled generously and said:

"Don't worry, I will be a good big sister and protect you. It's also a lot of practice for me. I think the three of us will definitely grow. ”

The two younger brothers said in unison:

"Hope everything goes well. I hope that we will all grow into very powerful and powerful, and we will no longer be afraid of bad people bullying us. Never worry about being eaten by someone else again. ”

The three of us spent the next month walking and stopping, basically walking during the day and finding a safe place to rest at night.

But I didn't expect that after walking for so long, we would still be in the woods.

It seems that what the two of them said is right, even if we use our mana to fly in the sky, we won't be able to fly out for the rest of our lives.

No way, there is still an enchantment in the demon world, who knows?

I think that if I didn't encounter a special method or opportunity, I am afraid that I would not be able to leave the demon world.

Today is the 31st day of the dungeon I escaped.

I woke up because I couldn't sleep well at night.

It's about 2:31 now.

I rolled over. I really love to find that there is a little sweet potato lying on my side sleeping behind me.

The little sweet potato slept soundly.

And Xiaobao and Dabao slept on the trunk of a big tree behind me, and they said it was safer.

I'm not used to sleeping, so you're going to sleep on the grass under the trees.

Anyway, if there is any trouble, they will wake up.

They grew up in a large wood, so they are very vigilant.

When I saw that the little sweet potato was so cute, of course I couldn't help but hug the little sweet potato.

I didn't expect to fall into a trap.

It turns out that the real identity of the little sweet potato is not simple. Anyway, it should be considered a child from my previous life.

Little Sweet Potato did lose his parents, and he grew up alone, which was very pitiful.

In fact, the father of the little sweet potato is alive and well.

However, his father was unwilling to raise the child and left the child outside.

I think about it now. I was holding the little sweet potato in my arms, son, I remember Sifan had told me before.

Didn't Sifan say that I was unfaithful to my marriage and had a lover outside? I guess is this little sweet potato?

But I quickly misunderstood. My kid kicked me casually and hit me twice.

I think my child's short-tempered temper is exactly the same as Sifan's.

Suddenly, my brain was electrified.

I was hallucinating in front of my eyes.

It turns out that when I was with Sifan in the past, there were actually many children around me.

It's just that most of the children are raised in the homes of relatives.

I didn't expect me to be so stupid and forget all the important information I had.

So this is another child of me and Sifan.

Then the so-called demon world and the so-called Wan Qingqing are all an illusion.

I don't know if it was the idea that Si Fan, the Lord of the Netherworld, came up with.

He devised a big scam to trick me.

To put it bluntly, Sifan also wants to start over with me.

I didn't expect Sifan to make such a big move.

To determine this, I remembered.

Si Fanshi has a pair of strange wings on his back.

If Little Sweet Potato is Sifan's child, he must also have this pair of wings.

I touched the child's back, and sure enough, after a while, I touched the wings that were exactly the same as Sifan's.

But my heart skipped a beat. Father and son shouldn't be the same.

Could it be that this is Si Fan himself? He is just a little sweet potato, and I have deceived him again!

I just thought about this when I opened my eyes and looked carefully at the face of the little sweet potato.

Suddenly, the little sweet potato's face became very flowery and blurry.

After a while, sure enough, the little sweet potato turned into Sifan's face.

The little sweet potato's small body became Sifan's height of one meter seven or eight.

Sifan waved his hand, and the big tree was gone.

I was surprised to find.

Sifan and I are already standing stupidly in a big city that seems to be a high-tech developed civilization.

We were standing on a deserted street. It's the middle of the night, after all.

Right next to my left hand is a red brick neighborhood.

Sifan and I hugged each other.

Sifan saw the appearance of the hillbilly I didn't know anything about, and couldn't help but explain to me:

"Are you stupid? I don't know what this place is? You're such a fool. This is our old home. ”

I saw the name of a country on a road sign not far away.

In fact, this is also the territory of the Scorpion Dynasty, but it is a border city.

But this is a city on the edge of the ocean, and I used to take the land city of the Scorpion Dynasty.

To put it simply, it's a huge island nation. The right to belong is the Scorpion Dynasty.

Chocolate, grinning and explaining to me:

"The inland cities of the Scorpion Dynasty are very different from the island cities in the sea here, and the level of scientific and technological development is very different. No wonder you're dumbfounded. ”

Suddenly next to us appeared a woman in red clothes with long flowing hair.

I saw that he was not serious, and he casually looked at us, and his proud look quickly flashed past me.

Sifan just said to me from the back of this woman's distance:

"You see, that woman just now is a low-class person, who doesn't have a hukou and is just a black household. ”

Unexpectedly, the woman in front of her was very angry, and she actually heard it.

Relying on his high art and boldness, he actually rushed over and slapped us and injured us.

Where would I allow her to be presumptuous?

I'm going straight to the fight. As a result, the woman was turned to ashes by my palm.

I was so angry. Give him a slap with all his might, and of course he was burned to death by a fire.

I didn't expect to be left with a hidden danger because of this. But now I'm a big hero to eradicate a drug lord.

Soon there were some journalists, and some policemen.

It turned out that the bad woman just now was actually a drug lord woman and female leader who was selling drugs.

The name of this woman is Sister Qiao.

There's one you who refuse to have a big mouth and can't wait to tell me:

"Oops, I didn't expect you to be quite good as a hillbilly. I actually killed this generous female leader Sister Qiao with one palm!"

A male reporter with glasses next to me asked me:

"I don't know if you are a heroine, don't you worry that this sister Qiao's subordinates will launch endless revenge on you?

When the chocolate heard this, she quickly threw my name out. Chocolate proudly said:

"The name of the head of our family is Gao Hanhuan. You can all make him rejoice. That's what my friends and I call him. ”

Si Fan felt that he hadn't explained enough, so he quickly clapped his hands and explained:

"The two of us have been married for 16 years. So some people don't want to fight his idea. We're a loving couple. ”

Suddenly, the old man of the chief of a police station took out a document.

Unceremoniously stuck to the door of my head. blocked my view.

Just listen to the old man in this police station in a very majestic voice. Tell me:

"My name is Bill. In the future, you will arrest the wanted criminals in this document for me. There will be a lot of rewards in this game. High woman, please. ”

I could figure it out after listening to it, but I didn't expect that I was called Gao Woman by the chief of the police station.

Sounds good, I grinned.

Chocolate is finding more and more people around us.

Grabbed my right arm and pulled me through a small gate next to the street into the neighborhood.

Basically everyone was kept out because there was a fee to get in, and it was quite expensive.

So most of the people were stopped outside, and a small number of people, although they chased up, also drilled into this community.

But we dumped it, so very curious passers-by wandered around this neighborhood.

After a while, Sifan brought me in and took me into the elevator that led me to the underground called Building No. 37A.

In the elevator, Sifan answered a phone call.

But it's not a good thing for the other party to call, but to complain about Si Fan again. I feel distressed.

Fang Fang was a middle-aged man, and he scolded Sifan very angrily:

"I said, what's going on with you couple, you have the ability to be on TV, newspapers, magazines, videos. Why don't you pay the rent until now?"

You understand it all of a sudden, it turns out that the plot is like this now.

I was in a hurry, and suddenly I felt a little bit of a diaphragm in my chest.

It looks like there's something. I opened my clothes and looked inside.

Didn't expect to find something like a green button.

But at first glance I thought it was a strange stone.

But the private room next to me was still bowing its head and submissive, looking very pitiful, like a gas bag garbage can.

When he saw me take out a green button, he was so surprised that when he let go of his hand, the phone fell to the ground.

But Sifan's phone seems to be smart and has the function of paying for us.

The phone glowed 60 and seemed to scan the two of us.

As a result, I found this green button, which turned out to be equivalent to a bank card.

It's just that it's not the shape of a card, it's the shape of a button, and that's okay.

Anyway, it's good that there is money in it to pay for.

Sifan pointed to me with special excitement, special joy, and special sadness and grievance. I couldn't help but ask me:

"Oh my God, who did you serve as a mercenary? Or did you join the army? How could you have such a button-shaped bank card? How much money was in it?"

Fan walked up to me, snatched the green button, and said to me very resentfully:

"You know, we already owe more than 13.2 trillion yuan in rent! I don't even know what to do, but I'm dying. Avoiding the landlord every day. ”

I breathed a sigh of sadness, I didn't expect Sifan and I to be so poor, in my mind we are very rich.

Isn't Sifan's status very high? I also seem to be a person with great powers, a person with high mana, how can we be poor ghosts?

Soon, Sifan's mobile phone turned into a tablet, and it could be deformed anyway.

This tablet tells us:

"The two protagonists are glad that you can pay off the rent. ”

Chocolate listen. I jumped up with great joy. I was particularly happy to say:

"Great, I can finally pay off my debts, great!"

Si Fan stopped, squatted down and looked at the tablet, and then curious, and asked cautiously:

"Housekeeper, housekeeper, I ask you now, after he paid off the rent debt, how much money will be left in the future to be enough for us to be too young?

The butler looked at me first. It turns out that the shape of this housekeeper is a green vegetable.

Anyway, it's just a three-dimensional pattern, and it's nothing.

After all, this is an elevator, and it is being monitored, so where can I just say it.

I'll just grin. It was the chocolate that exploded, and comforted him by saying:

"Don't worry, I'm like we have a few months of savings. I will work hard in our lives in the future. ”

Chocolate was very happy when she heard this, clapped her hands and said:

"Great! It's great, we've got a few months to catch our breath, great! We've never saved up for a month before. Today it has finally changed. ”

Sifan suddenly deliberately covered my eyes, and it took a long while.

The elevator door opened, and Sifan grabbed the computer with one hand and continued to cover my eyes with the other, leading me forward.

We exited the elevator and walked straight ahead for a while, then turned left twice and right seven more times.

In the end, I walked straight forward for more than 100 meters. Finally it stopped, and I think it was about there.

Chocolate asked coquettishly in my ear:

"Guess where we are now? Do you know why I brought you here?"

I shook my head, indicating I didn't know.

Sifan sighed and simply let go of the hand covering my eyes.

I didn't expect that in front of me was a silver roller shutter door.

It looks like it's not a garage, it's a storage room.

Sure enough, Sifan said to me:

"I ask you now, what is the best agreement between the two of us?"

Sifan, who I turned my head to look at, blurted out without thinking:

"Of course I remember. That's how I love you for 100,000 years and never regret it!"

As soon as the words fell, the symbolic roller shutter disappeared into thin air.

Sifan and I seemed to be sucked in by a suction.

I was amazed that the two of us seemed to be in the same cosmic void.

It was dark anyway, there was no light, and there seemed to be no sound.

I stayed for a while.

After a while, Sifan walked behind me, hugged my waist, and then explained to me embarrassedly:

"Even though we've been married for 16 years, we don't have any children at all. The children you met before were all my friend's children. ”

After Si Fan told the secret, he was silent for a while.

As if afraid that I would be displeased, he cautiously added:

"My friend and I thought it would tie your heart and keep my marriage, so I lied to you. Actually, I was a fake pregnancy and a fake baby. ”

I turned around and hugged Sifan, and I said very generously:

"I remember what this place is, it was indeed a paid warehouse of mine. I remember losing some old stuff in there. Okay, it's okay. The two of us have a good world. ”

Chocolate listened to me say this, and finally satisfied. The two of us were very happy and hugged each other sweetly.

I don't know how long it took, anyway, we're also women.

Suddenly, my stomach gurgled. Breaking this tranquility.

My daughter-in-law laughed out loud. Said:

"Huanhuan, do you know why I am the King of the Netherworld? Huanhuan, do you know why you have the ability to be so powerful in the heavens and the earth? In fact, it is all an illusory deception. ”

When I heard this, my heart jumped.

I felt like a large basin of cold water was ruthlessly poured on me from the top of my head, and it directly woke me up completely and frozen.

No wonder there were landlords who came to collect debts just now. No wonder my male daughter-in-law shows so much grievance, sadness, and sadness.

It turned out that all of this was me and my daughter-in-law's cranky thoughts, daydreaming.

Thinking that you are great, that you are powerful, that you are rich, that you are just deceiving yourself.

Strictly speaking, we still took a little bit of hallucinogenic drugs.

Then my daughter-in-law, Chocolate, said to me:

"That day, I accidentally won a small prize of 500 yuan. I took another $165 myself. Then I bought two pills. ”

Sifan hit me with a headbutt in my face. Then he complained to me and said:

"If it weren't for the decadence you had during that time, it would have been like you had lost your soul. It's useless for me to persuade you, I can't help it. In desperation, I chose to let you take hallucinogenic drugs. It's the equivalent of making you have a sweet dream. ”

My chocolate was explained so clearly, and I was completely awake.

I smiled wryly:

"I didn't expect this drug to be so powerful. We must have been living in a dream for many years, and now I finally remember. I've been in a state of nightmares for many, many years, all in my dreams. ”

Chocolate also said sadly:

"yes, both of us are living a life of self-deception, and it's really decadent. It would be nice if the dream could come true. ”

At this time, the tablet on the ground actually said a very beautiful sentence:

"Congratulations to the two masters, I'm afraid you are really going to make your dreams come true. I didn't scan it clearly just now, but in fact, there are two warehouses in the six-colored buttons. ”

Chocolate was thrilled to hear this and let go of me.

Immediately crouched down and looked at this tablet. Curiously asked:

"What else is there in the computer? Tell me, is there still money, is there anything else that is valuable? Can you live?"

Chocolate computer jumped off. He said hesitantly:

"Honorable madam, everything is as you wish, the head of our family Huanhuan actually owns a community! and it has been eight years since it was built. Poor you didn't know until eight years late. ”

As soon as I heard this, I also squatted down, and said with a smile:

"No, why don't I remember? No, I don't know. ”

But the steward of the tablet said to me very seriously:

"When the family is happy, I never lied to you, it's true, and this community can be taken out as well. Bookmark it. It's still in this button. ”

When the chocolate daughter-in-law heard this, she jumped up happily, and I quickly stood up and planned to hug him.

But for a long time he floated in mid-air and didn't fall. I forgot he had wings.

Chocolate was very happy and said more than ten meters above my head:

"Huanhuan, I know why you brought me to this place, I didn't expect this place to be quite tall, the space is still quite large, this place can be our home, it is much better than renting a house in the past. ”

As soon as I heard this proudly say to him:

"I remember when I was three years old, I was very smart, this warehouse, I earned it when I was three years old! It's really a place to live, just set it up. ”

After a while, the chocolate really fell, and I held him in my arms, he was very light, about 70 pounds, too pitiful.

Chocolate was very happy and said to me:

"Huanhuan, I'm willing to give you a baby now, I can lay you several eggs. As long as you have a sheltered home, I am willing to hatch a few eggs for you. ”

I was still very happy to hear this, and I was a little surprised. In fact, I also remember that our child should be an egg-born child.

It was at this time. Unexpectedly, there was another video call from the private phone.

I opened my glasses wide and saw that since it was the queen in the palace who was talking to Sifan on the phone.

This queen also wears a yellow suit, not a period costume.

Sitting on a white sofa, he said to Sifan and me with a graceful and luxurious appearance:

"You two bad boys, I don't know what to say about you. I would like to formally inform you that you have been expelled from the royal registry. From now on, you will be the common people. ”

I'm a little blindfolded and can't catch up with the plot.

Sifan understood.

He was a little bit like a child who had done something wrong, blushing and bowing his head.

Sifan lowered his head and said to the mobile phone on the ground:

"Mother, I don't regret it, I'm willing to be a common man in the future. As long as you can be with Huanhuan, you can do anything, and it is sweet to endure hardship. ”

My daughter-in-law has said this, of course I have to make a statement, I simply saluted with both hands.

Then, standing upright, he said to the queen:

"Mother-in-law, don't worry, we will definitely live a good life. It's a bit hard to live this life, but it's starting to get better now. We now have at least one community, and being a landlord is not a problem. ”

Sifan also hurriedly said good things to me and praised me:

"I think Sifan used to be an agent, no wonder he is often away from home, haunted, and the dragon is gone. Anyway, it's good that he's okay, and he's making money, so life will be better in the future. ”

When I heard this, I didn't expect to be an agent, but he looked at me differently.

It seems that the queen used to treat me as a waste, a fool, and a common man, yes, but now she treats me as a talent.

That's a big difference, and I think it's superior. I feel beautiful in my heart now.

The queen nodded to me, and after one last sentence she hung up the phone and said:

"Okay, the water spilled by the married son, you will be good to her in the future, and I will be relieved. The old man doesn't want to be verbose. The province ruined my image. Goodbye, take care of yourself. ”

As soon as the voice fell, the phone went out. We don't have a light source here.

Sifan had some dissatisfaction. He patted me on the shoulder and said:

"Have you forgotten to pay your electricity bill, you idiot! Where the hell is the switch, I'm going to press it, if it turns on?"

But a password came to mind. I casually read:

"Dust to dust, bridge to bridge, road to road. My Night Pearl light source system. Come on, light a little lamp!"

As soon as the words fell, I myself was startled, it turned out that it was above our heads, on the ceiling.

Because there is a big circle around us, it is all big and small lights.

It's not a light bulb, it's really a mosaic ceiling with thousands of night pearls of different sizes on the top.

Our ceiling is also a little higher, at least 24 meters high. But the light of the night pearl is great.

At least the neighborhood where we are standing is lit up. But the distance of the warehouse was still dark. It's like a virtual space.

Si Fan looked up at the thousands of night pearls on the ceiling and gasped.

Sifan began to be very happy to count one by one.

It's the same as a money-greedy person counting money one by one, just that kind of expression, that kind of special excitement, so excited, that he almost fainted.

Sifan said happily:

"One star is on, two stars are on. There is also a third and fourth star lit up. Oh, tonight's night is so beautiful! Why do the stars run to the roof of our house and go on a blind date on the ceiling?"

I quickly explained proudly:

"Chocolate, it's not a star, it's a pearl of the night. Of course, the light is so bright and dreamy, it's no wonder you're mistaking it for a star in the sky. They are the pearls of the night that can be seen and touched. ”

Sifan was so excited when he heard this, he couldn't take care of me.

Began to stretch out his hand anxiously. From left to right, from the top to the bottom, from the middle to the four corners of the hurriedly began to count.

After a while, about 20 minutes passed.

I heard my stomach rumbling again. The feeling of hunger was so unbearable that I saw the ceiling above me and the night pearl was not interested.

But Sifan is not stupid, he can tell clearly, this is genuine, not a fake.

Therefore, it is a priceless night pearl, even if it is a small one, it is also priceless.

Si Fan finally clapped his hands happily and jumped up on the spot and told me:

"No wonder my mother was too lazy to count you down just now, I thought he would scold you fiercely, I originally wanted to protect you and say something good. Now I don't have to. ”

Sifan quickly jumped into my arms, and I opened my hands and caught Sifan steadily.

It's annoying, just like a child, very happy, like a child finally bought the most beloved toy, especially happy to say to me:

"Oh, why did you lie to me? Tell me earlier! Why did you lie to me for so long? It turns out that you are a rich second generation! There are a total of 1,005 night pearls here. Even almost surpassed the wealth of our royal family. You're so powerful, your parents are so rich. ”

When I heard it, there were 1005 night pearls.

Something is wrong, I think it's 1004.

I don't think I'll be mistaken.

I opened my mouth and said casually:

"Strange, why is there one more night pearl! The total should be 1004. But it seems that you are not wrong about what's going on. ”

I stared up blankly at the night pearls on the ceiling, and I looked at each one of them.

Anyway, I was familiar with all of them, but in the end I finally found a strange night pearl in the corner.

He's not very round, and every night pearl of mine is very round.

I came up with a phrase called Seon lost his horse, which means that a horse ran away, but when he came back, he brought back a mare. So this Seon has two horses.

I thought to myself, could this be the case? My pile of Night Pearls has attracted a Night Pearl?

I think this kind of night pearl is also alive, and if I don't know it, there is also marriage, marriage, childbirth or something.

If that's the case, it makes sense, could it be that two of the Night Pearls gave birth to a child?

I simply asked all the night pearls above:

"Why is there an extra pearl of the night, have any of you got married and given birth to a child? Oh, don't be silent, tell me quickly!"

After seven or eight minutes, there were finally some bits and pieces of sound in the silent ceiling.

One of them, a girl, Night Pearl, cautiously said to me:

"It was really out of thin air, I woke up that morning and found that there was one more member, and it was not the same breed as us, not from the same place, not from the same hometown. ”

Ye Mingzhu, a little brother, said to me:

"Huanhuan, you want to be shameless, don't think I don't know your secret. All of our Ye Mingzhu can be said to be the descendants of your previous life. Because you died in a blast. Pieces of your body become your offspring. ”

An old man, Midnight Pearl, said to me:

"That's right, we're part of the body, so to speak. All in all, we have checked, and we are of the same origin, just a little different. Because he grew up outside. ”

The last middle-aged woman, Night Pearl, said to me:

"Huanhuan for the sake of our family, the community you just built, let's move in, we don't want to live in this warehouse, it's too lonely, and we don't let me go out to play, it's boring. ”

Chocolate agreed for me without thinking, and said happily:

"Of course there's no problem, we're a family. No problem, I agreed for him. ”

With all the night pearls on the ceiling, the day is very happy.

More than half an hour later.

There are a total of 1,007 of us, and you have moved to a newly built community in the center of the city.

The name of this new community is Butterfly Community.

When the 1,007 of us moved into this community, it attracted a lot of onlookers on the road, as well as residents of the neighboring community or the next house.

Some people even look at us with binoculars.

I felt a little uncomfortable.

About the time before, the occupancy rate in this neighborhood was too low.

Suddenly, there were so many people living in the dormitory, and this matter was inexplicably in the news.

The conditions in our neighborhood are about the mid-range level. Belong to the place where the middle class people live.

But it is clear that this community is a family community, which is only open to our family and not to the outside.

So even in a mid-range community with a low price, it is almost impossible for outsiders to rent in.

So this community is handled by our family's people, and the community built is only for our family's people to live in.

Sifan and I are lazy, so we live in Room 107 on the first floor of the 12th Collision Building.

Although we were on the ground floor, we didn't have any worries about staying on the ground floor.

For example, the sound of opening and closing the door in the middle of the night is noisy.

There are a lot of mosquitoes underground.

And then the underground sewage pipe is very smelly, and there is no such trouble.

Because the number of people in our family is small, it is according to the check-in rules of this community.

The two of us were only allocated a small suite of 63 square meters.

Fortunately, it is a two-story duplex up and down, otherwise, Sifan would have died with white eyes.

With a bang, the door slammed shut, he changed his slippers and walked angrily to the center of the living room, where I sat on a single sofa.

Sure enough, I saw the fire-breathing expression in Sifan's eyes that was very dissatisfied. Sure enough, I'm going to be scolded.

I only heard Sifan rush out and scolded viciously:

"What do you mean by doing this, such a small room. It's hard to turn around. At least 163 square meters. Why did you get such a small room, you are so useless, too useless. ”

Sifan crossed his hands on his hips and continued to scold me viciously:

"I praised you from my mother's side just now, thinking that the two of us have a whole community, and we should be a rich couple. As a result, everything is fake, and the reality is really a slap in the face. ”

Sifan walked to the kitchen, took a bottle of water from the fridge, walked up to me, and sat down on the couch across from me.

Then he continued to scold me viciously:

"I really didn't expect you to be so unproductive, didn't you seem to be a very capable agent? Don't you still have a green button? Why are you so poor?"

I just can't take it anymore. I was embarrassed to put my right hand on my cheek, and reluctantly explained:

"Daughter-in-law, at least I have smoothed out all our past debts, and we are now debt-free and light, and we still have a house to live in. In the future, we only need to pay the water and electricity bills, and 3,500 yuan a month is enough. ”

I scratched my left arm and continued:

"In short, don't worry, I will work harder. I didn't expect that the cost of living in this city would be so big, and I would have a community, but it just turned out that the debt was settled. ”

Sifan and Xuexue scratched their arms. Said unhappily:

"How much money did you owe in the past? Do I owe that much money? The earning power of this community is really poor! If it is a high-end community, it is more than ten times, hundreds of times, or even tens of thousands of times, and you are to blame for being stupid. ”

Sifan stood up. Pointing at me and scolding:

"I don't care, in three years you have to take our stinginess up a higher notch so that you can make more money. If you can't, I'll divorce you. The clock starts at this moment, and it's exactly 0:00 a.m. You have a new goal to strive for, work hard!"

I was embarrassed and stood up to comfort him.

Because if you can raise the grade of the community by a grade within three years.

Presumably, you must have the ability of a capable person, I really can't do it alone!

Just when I was in a dilemma, the door of our house clanged and then opened automatically, and I was very happy.

It turned out that an acquaintance came back, wasn't it Tianbao Oudu Bai Lili and Bai Tingting.

Tianbao pointed at me happily and happily replied:

"No problem. Huanhuan has us to help you, I already know the mystery of my life experience, I didn't expect us to be twin sisters and brothers, I understand. I'll help you. ”

Oudu Bai Lili, Bai Tingting, you just nodded with a smile and didn't say anything.

When Sifan saw someone coming, he wanted to give me face, so he was angry, but he snorted and went back to the bedroom to watch TV.

Tianbao Oudu Bai Lili Bai Tingting walked in front of me, and suddenly the four of them were very serious, and said to me in unison:

"We're here to officially inform you. It turned out that grandpa was gone. We're going to officially start looking for grandpa. We suspect that Grandpa may have disappeared in the Spirit Snake Cave. So we are looking for grandpa to fight low, which is the Spirit Snake Cave. ”