Chapter 286: Lucky Hamster

The noise outside immediately drew out all the Zhu Bajie who had just woken up.

Zhu Bajie wiped his eyes violently, looked at his master lying at Sun Wukong's feet, waving his hands and shaking his legs, and immediately turned around and pinched the sand monk standing next to him.

Sha Seng stared at Zhu Bajie in pain, and looked back at Zhu Bajie for some reason, "Second Senior Brother, what are you doing here?"

"Does it hurt?" asked Zhu Bajie blankly.

“...... Heh" Sha Seng took a sharp breath, resisted the urge to pinch Zhu Bajie back, and gritted his teeth, "It hurts." ”

"Oh, then I'm not dreaming. Zhu Bajie turned his head and continued to stare at the master of Sapo Pilai and the Monkey King who was about to jump.

I used to see the flower fairy and the Empress of Xiliang fighting, but this time I saw that my senior brother and master were going to fight, and I also had to see how this trouble was, a rare picture in thousands of years, how could I miss it.

The flower fairy and the empress of Xiliang stayed there, and they all suspected that they hadn't woken up, was this still the Tang monk they admired?

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and let go of Tang Seng suddenly, "Don't make any noise, rest when you rest, and pull down if you don't rest." ”

After dropping such a sentence, he turned around and flew away.

Tang Seng looked at Sun Wukong's departing back with a flat mouth, and was so angry that he scratched his hands and feet on the ground. Looked like a child, Sha Seng and Zhu Bajie, who were watching, hurriedly ran out and helped him up left and right.

"Ouch, Master, what's wrong with you, so angry?" Sha Seng tidied up his messy clothes for Tang Seng.

Zhu Bajie flicked a piece of grass sticking to his bald head next to him, "Master, Brother Monkey has such a stinky temper, why do you bother to be angry with him?"

Isn't it a shame to make yourself like a child?

He glanced back at the embarrassed Empress Xiliang and the Flower Fairy, and gave them a look.

The Empress of Xiliang and the flower fairy hurriedly turned around and left.

Tang Seng is an extremely face-saving person, although he has become so irritable and unreasonable for some reason, but after he calms down, he will definitely hold a grudge against them watching here, and they don't want Tang Seng to hold a grudge.

"Hmph, this unscrupulous apprentice, what are you doing for him?" Tang Seng was still angry, the buzzing voice in his head was getting louder and louder, and he felt that his eyes were black, "You two don't follow the pestle, help me go back." ”

The thief shouted out the first sentence in front of him, but the second sentence was so low that people couldn't hear it.

Only then did Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng realize that his face was wrong, and even his lips were bloody, which made them both startled, and hurriedly helped him back left and right.

Tang Seng felt that it was a little difficult to breathe when he walked, and he didn't feel better until he was lying on it.

Sha Seng asked worriedly, "Master, why don't I take you to have a look?" ”

Zhu Bajie nodded beside him, "Yes, Master, you shouldn't have high blood pressure, right?"

Tang Seng relieved himself and glared at Zhu Bajie angrily, "It's just cool words, I'm not high blood pressure like this, you still think I'm low blood sugar!"

Zhu Bajie: "......"

He slandered in his heart, this person is so weak, and he still thinks about scolding himself, it's just that.

"What are you still doing in a daze?" After Tang Seng finished scolding, he saw that Zhu Bajie was standing still, and his heart came up again, "My blood pressure monitor is broken, you two take it to repair it for me, and if you can't fix it, take it back for warranty, what the hell, dare to claim to be the best blood pressure monitor in the Six Realms, I think it is the worst blood pressure monitor in the Six Realms, and I have low blood pressure even though people have high blood pressure." ”

Zhu Bajie's eyes widened, and he looked at the sand monk who felt inexplicable.

"What's the waiting? Don't go!" Tang Seng stretched out a foot and kicked Zhu Bajie who was standing at the tail.

His strength suddenly increased again, and the kicked Zhu Bajie almost took two steps on the floor before he stood firm, looking back at Tang Seng in disbelief.

"Master, have you eaten a cannon battle?" Zhu Bajie was also a little angry in his heart.

Sha Seng hurriedly stopped him and said to Tang Seng who was about to get angry again: "Master, don't worry, my second senior brother and I will take this blood pressure monitor to practice, you can rest." ”

After finishing it, he quickly grabbed Zhu Bajie, picked up the blood pressure monitor and walked out.

Although Zhu Bajie was angry, he also knew that it was wrong to quarrel with the sick master, so he let Sha Seng pull him downstairs.

"Senior Brother Sha, what's wrong with Master?" Zhu Bajie was puzzled.

"Menopause. Sha Seng can only understand this.

Otherwise, what else can you say?

Sha Seng took the sphygmomanometer back to the office and studied it for a morning, but found that the sphygmomanometer was very normal, and he was depressed.

Thinking about it this way, in order not to let Tang Seng scold himself for being lazy, he took this blood pressure monitor and went to the official after-sales office, but the answer given by the after-sales staff was also normal.

Sha Seng is in a dilemma, so how can Master not allow this thing?

"Excuse me, can I change it?" Sha Seng finally felt that it was better to change it to a new one, maybe the master would not find fault.

And the after-sales staff are also afraid of trouble. So I gave him a new one.

When Sha Seng returned to the Journey to the West Yamen with a new blood pressure monitor with a worried heart, Tang Seng slept and felt much better, and took out the blood pressure monitor and found that his blood pressure was normal.

"yes, that's normal. Tang Seng decided that there was a problem with the blood pressure monitor before.

Sha Seng secretly sweated, and the master returned to normal.

Sun Wukong frowned and looked at Jenima, who had been scratching his head in the window for an afternoon, and his smiling eyes were about to bulge, he must have made a lot of money.

Now Jenima is Jenima, instead of letting that thing possess the body and talk, how can Sun Wukong not understand how that thing is there, and if it is not there, it will not be there?

In addition to being able to attach himself to Jenima, where else can he go after he comes out?

For this reason, he also sneaked in quietly and looked for the black bead, but found that there was no breath in the black bead, which showed that the thing was no longer here.

That's not here, so where did this thing go? Sun Wukong frowned and thought for a long time, and finally saw that after Na Jenima stopped the live broadcast, the smug smile on his face couldn't be concealed at all.

He picked up the pet hamster next to him and touched a few handfuls, "Hey, where did you come from?" I didn't expect that with you, my live broadcast income is rising, it seems that you are my lucky baby." ”

Jenima had long forgotten about the black bead at this time, thinking that it was the good fortune that this pet hamster had brought her.