Chapter 82: Master, Beware of Misfortune Coming Out of Your Mouth
Zhu Bajie took a bath for 30 minutes before coming down, and Sun Wukong leaned back on the chair and fell asleep.
Tang Seng glared at Zhu Bajie resentfully.
Zhu Bajie made his eyes a little inexplicable, and while carefully pulling his stool, he sat down slowly and carefully, "Master, why are you staring at me?"
Tang Seng said angrily: "Can you hurry up next time you take a bath, it's time for dinner." ”
Zhu Bajie was stunned for a moment, "Then eat and eat, what are you staring at me for? This is not my cooking." ”
Tang Seng was even more angry when he heard this, "Isn't this waiting for you to have a meeting, your senior brother said that you can only eat after the meeting." ”
As he spoke, he gave the Monkey King, who was still sleeping, a resentful look.
What kind of apprentice is this? It's too much to let the master starve here and sleep there.
Zhu Bajie was depressed, hadn't his master already passed the stage of Bigu? Why was he still so worried about three meals a day?
After Tang Seng scolded Zhu Bajie, he slapped the table, and Sun Wukong immediately woke up.
After opening his somewhat hazy eyes and looking left and right, he saw his master and two junior disciples staring at him.
He blinked and came to his senses, "Oh, everyone is together, right, then sit down quickly, Bajie, you report to Master and Senior Brother Sha about our visit to the human world."
Then, Master, you and Sha Seng will also report on your visit to the Demon Realm Beast Clan. ”
Tang Seng stared at Lao Yuan with beautiful eyes, "We do everything reported, so what do you do?"
Sun Wukong smiled and sat up, and the appearance of the Devil was only to put Erlang's legs on the table.
"The most important thing is, of course, to be put at the end. ”
Zhu Bajie probably guessed something, "Brother Monkey, did you make the important discovery you said when you turned into a bird and flew down just now?"
Sun Wukong glanced at him, "Ah, it seems that your IQ has not been broken by the fart of the somersault cloud." ”
Zhu Bajie's face darkened, he was angry, and slammed the table, "Speaking of which, Brother Monkey, can you teach your somersault cloud, so that it doesn't fart at others when it's fine, it's too uneducated." ”
Sun Wukong was stunned, "Do you mean that I didn't teach it well, do you blame me?"
Zhu Bajie was about to say yes, but when he came into contact with Sun Wukong's fiery eyes, the two words that came to his mouth were swallowed back stiffly.
He snorted twice before he reluctantly said, "No, I didn't mean that, didn't you ask me to report on the visit just now?" ”
Zhu Bajie honestly explained the process of reaching the human world in great detail, and what made him most excited was the instruments and utensils he saw in the so-called laboratory.
At the end, he said: "Those instruments, they look like they haven't been used, but I don't know why, they are covered with a layer of fine dust, as if they have been shelved in a sealed space for a long time." ”
Sun Wukong frowned slightly when he heard what he said, which he didn't find just now.
At that time, he had been staring at the dissection techniques of the turtle feet of those staff members, and he didn't pay attention to the instruments at all.
After Zhu Bajie finished speaking, he felt that it was a pity, it was a waste to put such a good instrument and not use it.
Then he sat down in his place, picked up the water glass and drank half a full glass of water before exhaling, "It's so cool." ”
After Tang Seng and Sha Seng listened to Zhu Bajie's explanation, the two glanced at each other, and they both looked at Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong with envy.
Tang Seng said quietly: "You guys are too twists and turns-I'm really envious." ”
Zhu Bajie almost squirted out a mouthful of water, and after swallowing it quickly, he asked Tang Seng: "Master, do you still envy our twists and turns? Don't you know that this is very tiring?"
Tang Seng was helpless, "Amitabha, as a teacher and your senior brother Sha, I went to the Demon Realm Beast Clan to see the wild boar king, guess what's going on, I don't look embarrassed at all, let alone say anything...... It's been pushed.
Hey, that's not challenging, Sand Monk, you say. ”
Sha Seng took over the topic, nodded violently, and said, "Isn't it, as soon as the Beast King Hall heard that we were coming, the Wild Boar King personally brought his family members out to welcome us."
Good guy, this guy is so good at giving birth, just those little piglets are lined up in nearly three rows.
We were well served with food and drink, and when we asked them anything, they were all knowledgeable and thorough. ”
Monkey King: "......"
"The piglets came to us with a frozen carrot in their hands, so much so that we thought we were in the wrong place and went into the rabbit's nest. Tang Seng added.
Frozen carrots? Sun Wukong immediately thought of the local porcupine he met in the Demon Rabbit Meng Meng store.
It can't be such a coincidence, right?
Zhu Bajie looked envious and jealous after hearing this, and was very unwilling, and said reluctantly: "Brother Monkey, the master actually dislikes their task, why don't we change with him?"
Sun Wukong glared at him, "Do you think your master is like this...... If you go to the human world, those few who are better than monkeys can't play him around?"
Tang Seng: "You monkey, don't take you to belittle the master like this." ”
Sun Wukong didn't care about his weak blame at all, and changed the topic: "Hurry up and talk about it, what did you learn when you went there besides eating and drinking?"
After Tang Seng disgusted Sun Wukong, he turned around unhappily and turned his back to him.
Hmph, if you look down on me, I won't say anything.
Tang Seng was like a child's temper, and Sha Seng was very helpless, so he had to say it on his behalf: "The wild boar king said that they haven't laid any viruses in the human world at all."
On the contrary, it was the people of the human realm who stole and killed their people, but they slandered that the orcs had crossed the border to them, spoiled the crops they planted, and captured those inferior beasts in fear. ”
The corners of Sun Wukong's mouth twitched, this statement is very different from the statement of the human world.
Tang Seng finally couldn't help it, and turned around and said, "Isn't it? Moreover, it is the crime of the human world to shoehorn the beast clan into the spoiling crops."
The wild boar king of the beast clan said that those are all nonsense from those people in the human world, in order to make their poaching and stealing behavior a fair and honest reason. ”
Sun Wukong was so indignant when he saw what he said, it seems that he believed that the beast clan's statement was more than the human world's statement.
"Master, are you so sure that the human world is lying?" Sun Wukong said baldly: "We haven't found out yet, we have to tell a piece of evidence for everything, Master, be careful that trouble comes out of your mouth." ”