The big officials are tempted!

It has nothing to do with feelings, it's purely because of Ellie's identity, his girlfriend is the school flower of this year, and he is the school flower of the previous year in front of him, and this guy even began to reverie about the last school and the senior school flower......

"Give me a quiet room, preferably with a bed. ”

He suddenly said this, Ellie raised her head when she heard this, her eyes were endlessly charming, and she chuckled: "The swimming pool only has a bed in the duty room, can't it be here?"

"That's fine. ”

"Bang!"

The strong wind blew the girl's short hair, and the last school girl looked at the closed door in a daze, and was stunned for a long time before she reacted,—— she was kicked out of the door!

"Open the door!"

"You're still not a man!"

"The magician is in love with the magic wand, right?!"

"Amanda is so pathetic, her boyfriend actually likes hands. ”

"Give me back the bath towel!"

It's a pity that until her hands and feet are red, there is still no sign of the door opening, but it has attracted many onlookers, and Ellie has to stop because of her image, and she wants to bite the guy to death.

As everyone knows, the big officials are bitter!

Just like on the night of the full moon and the top of the Forbidden City, Ye Gucheng's "Flying Immortals Outside the Sky" were half used, but Ximen Blowing Snow suddenly felt that his stomach was rolling, and he had to suspend the competition and find a place for the reincarnation of the five grains.

If you don't come early or late, the "kidney pile" just breaks through at this time!

The big official had no choice but to buy and return the pearls, snatch the girl's bath towel, drive her away, lock the door of the room, lay the bath towel, scold and climb up, and then concentrate on calm, return to the inner light, and abandon all external sounds.

......

There are three types of "kidney nourishing piles": returning yang to sleeping, mixing yuan sleeping, and earth qi to replenish kidney yin.

Lying on the back requires the body to lie on its back, relax the waist and hips, adduct the calves inward to the soles of the feet, the heels to the perineum, and the palms of both hands against the abdomen.

After posing the body, close your eyes slightly, silently recite the word "void" in your heart, inhale through your nose, visualize Qi gathering in the lower abdomen, and rolling back and forth between the lower back and lower abdomen, and exhale through the mouth, visualizing the turbidity in the body expelled with the exhalation.

The mixed yuan bedroom is the same as the yang lying room, with the upper body hands crossed or overlapped, and the palms facing the lily points on the top of the head.

Close your eyes slightly, inhale through your nose, visualize Qi passing through your arms and through your palms into Parkway, exhaling through your mouth, visualizing Qi descending the dantian, turning into a thousand threads, and then stopping in the dantian after the spring on the soles of your feet.

The earth qi replenishes the kidney yin, the posture of the lower body remains unchanged, the palms of the hands are downward, and the backs of the palms are close to the waist and eye points.

Close your eyes slightly, inhale through your nose and raise your elbows slightly, visualizing your wings growing and your earth qi flowing from your elbows into your palms and your kidneys through the back of your palms.

On weekdays, I practice, and each style is half an hour.

At this time, it is very fast, the kidneys are rising, the perineum is a tingling itch, with the heartbeat echoing each other, the rhythm is getting faster and faster, and finally the chrysanthemum is tight, the lower abdomen is hot, and there seems to be a bell ringing in the ears, endlessly.

"Boom—"

"The Emperor's Neijing" "Su Wen: Yin and Yang should be like the Great Treatise" has a cloud: "The main bone of the kidney, its bloom is in the hair, and the opening is in the ear", and the "Lingshu Pulse Chapter" is also cloudy: "The kidney qi is in the ear, and the kidney and the ear can hear the five sounds." 」

"Bang Tom"

"Bang Tom"

"Bang Tom"

The beating of the heart is strong and powerful, the pumping is like a river, the kidneys seem to feel the warm blood flow, the heart of the foot rises and shrinks with the beat, and the Yongquan acupoint and perineum are hot.

The vision gradually calmed down, and when I got up again, the world was different.

The sound of the computer fan running is extremely clear, the breeze blowing outside the window, the branches swaying gently, and the sound of the leaves rubbing together like a symphony played by nature.

......

"Ellie rejected?"

"It seems that Qin drove her out. ”

"He can't?"

"It must be so, otherwise why would he chase Ellie away and lock himself in the house?"

"So he's ......"

I don't know if it's because of the improvement of ear power, or the reason why attention has recovered from returning to his senses, in short, as soon as Lao Qin came back to his senses, he heard the muttering discussion outside the door, and he was instantly furious.

"I'm not! I don't! Don't talk nonsense!"

When the goods opened the door, they denied the three links, but unfortunately the girls didn't believe it at all, and ran away in a blink of an eye, and before leaving, they would look down, as if they despised and pity.

"Don't go!" the big official wanted to cry without tears.

"Qin, do you want to go to the infirmary to have a look?" Ellie paced out of the locker room next door, as if she was concerned, but raised her arm again, revealing the stopwatch in her palm, "Seven minutes and fifty-one seconds." ”

"I can explain ......"

"No need to explain, I promise I won't talk nonsense. ”

"Or you come in, and I'll prove it to you......"

"I'm not interested in you right now. ”

"Give it a chance......"

The senior official was about to say more, but the school girl suddenly said, "Have you ever taken steroid drugs?" (Note)

"No, I've never eaten that. ”

"Qin, although we have a grudge against UCLA, we will not violate the spirit of sportsmanship for the result of the game, and if you take banned drugs, USC will be nailed to the pillar of shame. ”

"I'll go with you to the infirmary for a blood test!"

After saying this, he dragged Ellie away, if it weren't for the swimming pool not far away, n people looked at this place intentionally or unintentionally, he couldn't wait to carry this girl into the house, let her know what to call a man!

......

Lion poop is better than bear poop.

"Mermaid House" is the first club of USC, with members all over the school, and the infirmary has a green light all the way to the face of the school girl, and the physical examination report will soon appear in her hand.

"Now believe it, right?" Old Qin's face was bitter and hateful.

"I'm sorry. Ellie apologized and looked at him curiously, "Since you're not...... Well, why are you pushing me away, so as not to betray Amanda, and solve it yourself?"

"No!" the thing firmly denied, "I have learned a, how to say, similar to yoga exercises, when you practice to a certain extent, you need to break through, and this process cannot be disturbed." ”

Sister School Flower will be skeptical.

But after thinking about it, it doesn't matter if it's true or not, as long as this guy doesn't take banned drugs, so the girl smiled, pointed to the bath towel on his body and said:

"Can you give it back to me?"

——————————

"Archery? I will!" Lao Qin finally saw the missed call, and shouted while putting on his clothes: "What does he want to do?

“......”

"I'm in the school swimming pool. ”

"......" Xin Lewen .

"Okay, see you later. ”

Not long after, the pseudo-student bully appeared in Lauren Edas's office again, the counselor and Yazd Bird were there, but the little director looked gloomy.

He was rejected by the Bone Spirit.

Robert Zemeckis didn't expect that the daughter of the dignified chairman would not stay in a comfortable office, but instead skip work and run to the shooting site with a group performer.

The great director knows Fatina Emmerich, but the problem is that he didn't go himself. It wasn't until an old friend who knew him revealed the news that he didn't know who Bird's "dream girl" was.

Well, there will always be times when people are cheap.

The little director originally didn't have any ideas, he asked purely out of curiosity, and was pouted by Robert before he tried it with a dispensable mind, but after being rejected, the figure of the white bone spirit became clearer and clearer.

"Birdie, what's the matter?"

The voice of the gold owner's father came, Bird came back to his senses, and listlessly relayed the big director's inquiry, listening to the counselor's tongue, he is a film and television graduate, and he can naturally deduce a general conclusion from between the lines.

It's a pity that the stunned students don't understand anything.

"I know how to Wing Chun and bow and arrow, and I haven't learned anything else. This product is very sincere: "Ten doors are not as good as one fine, what's the use of learning so many shows? ”

"Qin!" Lauren wanted to sew it on his mouth.

"Film and television are not street fights. Fortunately, he is still a creditor of Bird, and the little director did not leave directly, but persuaded: "Robert only needs your action design ability." ”

"That's not going to work, I don't have time to study. ”

"Qin, do you know which drama Director Robert wants you to be the action director?" The counselor couldn't help it, a great opportunity was in front of him, and it was a pity to miss it.

"Where can I guess this?"

"Think about it, archery, Wing Chun, judo, taekwondo, Cali martial arts, fencing, which protagonist needs these fighting skills?"

"Sherlock Holmes?"

"It's Green Arrow! Sherlock Holmes learned Barton and boxing!" Lauren was almost angry with him: "Did you cheat in the history of yesterday's movie, why don't you even know this?"

"Uh, confused for a moment, hehe. ”

The big officials are secretly not good, those who study art are good at brain holes, and if the two of them are judged by the two of them, it is too easy for people to see the flaws, so they hurriedly called the system and entered the Xueba mode.

......

Greenarrow is a DC Comics superhero.

Formerly known as Oliver Quinn, he was born in the richest Quinn family in Star City, and was originally a bohemian rich second generation who was stranded on a desert island in a shipwreck, and practiced his archery and fighting skills in order to survive.

It is worth mentioning that his master is called Yao Fei, a native of Huaxia.

According to the comic setting, this guy is a marksman, not only shooting accurately, but also with an amazing rate of fire, which can shoot 29 arrows per minute, and various arrows with different functions are also one of the highlights of the comics.

Green Arrow is proficient in martial arts, which is what Bird said.

However, Lao Qin thinks that this "mastery" is debatable, and it may also be that the two authors Grigg Branti and Mark Guggenheim don't like him very much, and one hit seven is actually the highest record......

After reading the introduction, I finally have the bottom of my heart.

"Didn't Stephen Amell (the Green Arrow) say that it will be over in October this year?

"Do you believe the actor's words?" Lauren was not angry.

"It's a propaganda strategy. The little director's attitude towards the gold owner's father is stronger than that of the counselor, "Whether it is over depends on what Warner Bros. thinks, and even if he wants to act, there are others waiting." ”

Lao Qin was right when he thought about it.

James Bond can be replaced, the first is Shaun Connery, the second is George Lazenbey, the third is Roger Moore, the fourth is Timothy Dutton, and the fifth is Pierce Brosnan.

On October 14, 2005, when MGM announced Daniel Craig as the sixth Bond and would star in "007: Casino Royale", Bond fans around the world expressed their unacceptability.

The result?

It smells so good!

"Qin, whether there is a ninth season or not, Robert will not be interested in TV series. Bird whispered, "Don't forget, Green Arrow is DC's superhero, and DC Universe is ......"

"Justice League?"

The eyes of the big official lit up instantly, and a large amount of saliva was secreted uncontrollably, it doesn't matter what the big screen, the DC universe is, and meeting Wonder Woman is the ultimate dream of the color embryo!

That's Gal Gadot!

Although the goddess has small breasts, has gained a lot of weight after giving birth, and her waist is not as slender as before, don't think that the dick otaku care about the goddess's figure, they are just greedy for other people's bodies......

"Qin, this is just my personal speculation. ”

The little director didn't lick the screen at the beginning, and he knew what he was thinking by looking at the guy's expression, and he was about to continue, when suddenly there was a sound of sucking saliva in his ears, and he turned his head to look, yes!

"I'll help you take a leave of absence!" the counselor's eyes turned red.

"Hmm!" the thing nodded vigorously, and the "click" of the cervical vertebrae was stretched, and he said angrily: "Teacher Lauren, when I see Goddess Gadot, I will definitely ask you for an autograph!"

"Bastard, you can't ask me to visit the class?"

The little director looked at the father of the gold owner, and then at the old classmates, and his reason and sixth sense told him that it was best to shut up at this time, in case he broke the dream of an otaku, his small body couldn't help but beat.

"So, your guess is ......" Dick Si finally came back to her senses.

"Just like you think. Bird shrugged, "The TV series is still a test, and if you can pass and Robert is favored by Warner Bros., you can meet Gal Gadot." ”

"Then I can see the goddess with only Wing Chun and bows and arrows?"

"Hey, are you crazy?" the counselor was so angry that he wanted to scratch the wall, "Do you know how long it takes to shoot a TV series? At least half a year! Isn't that enough time for you to learn those fighting skills?"

"Teacher Lauren, I have other things to do. ”

"Oh, tell me, what's more important than Gal Gadot?!" the counselor laughed angrily, "There's not enough reason to think I'm going to take you off!"

Lao Qin crossed his fingers and explained to him:

"This month, the "Devil's Glove" will hold the All-Los Angeles Collegiate Boxing Tournament, the California Youth Boxing Tournament in September, the All-American Amateur Boxing Championship in October, and the ...... 11."

"Stop! LA Collegiate Boxing League?"

"Yes. ”

"Impossible...... Ahem!" Lauren hesitated a little and said in a low voice: "Ba Yu is seriously injured, your punishment decision has not yet come down, and the school will not allow the "Demon Gauntlet" to hold a competition." ”

"I know, but what if UCLA provokes?"

“...... Whatever you want. ”

The counselor and the little director understood what he had in mind as soon as they heard it, both of them graduated from this school, and naturally knew that USC had a deep blood feud with UCLA.

As long as someone makes a momentum and says that UCLA thinks USC boxing is weak or something, then whether it is what they say or not, UCLA will pat its chest and admit: That's right!

And then what?

The principal doesn't want to stop these hot-blooded young people, if she dares to prohibit it, the students will dare to "learn in private", and the poor mascot may have to suffer again.

Not to mention anything else, the performance in the ring is obvious to all, and I believe that there will be countless people who will petition to revoke his punishment - if the school will actually punish him.

"Don't worry, teacher. Lao Qin gestured with the action of opening the bow and shooting arrows, and said confidently: "You haven't seen my archery skills yet, Green Arrow has 29 arrows a minute, I'm faster than him!"

"How fast?" asked Yazd Bird.

"At least 60 arrows!"

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