Chapter 298: The Great Liar Descends the Dragon
The monkey officially came out of the mountain, and the journey to the west also kicked off, and the next time the monkey will be exposed to the eyes of the immortals and Buddhas, and Xiang Fanchen basically no longer interferes.
After the monkey left, Lingtai Fangcun Mountain also disappeared into the Three Realms without a trace.
After leaving Lingtai Mountain, the monkey returned to Huaguo Mountain, and then soon began his legendary monkey life.
Breaking into the Dragon Palace, chaotic underworld, and haunting the Heavenly Palace, it is famous in the Three Realms in one fell swoop.
After adding one to the achievements of being a teacher, Xiang Fanchen took the demon cub back to the demon world, and at the same time began to lay out the journey to the west.
Journey to the West is like a pot of soup, Lingshan is responsible for setting up the pot and lighting the fire, and by the way, he threw some food in it, but when the others looked at it, yo, this soup was okay, so they also threw some ingredients in it.
Then everyone sits in rows, eats fruits, sits and waits for soup, and divides merits.
The pot of soup in Journey to the West was almost divided by Heavenly Court, Lingshan and other forces, but there was still some room to spare, after all, everything should not be too much.
The monkey is full of monsters with a deep background all the way, raising the stick high, and finally putting it down gently, the grievance can be seen in general, and there are always some wild monsters without a background to let the monkey kill the anger.
However, if Xiang Fanchen lays out the journey to the west, I am afraid that the monkey's grievances will have nowhere to vent.
Xiang Fanchen laid out these things and started his own cultivation, grasped the direction by himself, and handed over the rest of the things.
If he did everything himself, Xiang Fanchen would sooner or later die of exhaustion like Zhuge Liang, and he would not be able to bear the eight or nine Xuangong.
The main body is still in retreat, and the doppelganger has its own plans.
In a secret realm in the Demon Realm, Xiang Fanchen propped his head left and right, and rubbed a box in his right hand and fell into contemplation.
"This thing has finally been built, but the energy in it is also difficult to control, do you want to give it a try?"
Xiang Fanchen rubbed the box in his hand and did not make up his mind.
It is extremely difficult to control the power of time and space, and in this regard, Xiang Fanchen has always been a half-ass, so in the Heaven Covering World, he will be affected by the power of ruthless people, causing him to fall into the long river of time.
In this world, Xiang Fanchen has also been trying to control this power, but every time he crosses a time boundary, this power will increase, and it will become more and more difficult to control.
If you want to control this power, you need to use it, be familiar with it, but there were saints in this world.
If you use this unfamiliar power by yourself, if you accidentally appear in the time and space with a saint, you will be a fool if you get away with it.
Regarding the existence of the saint, Xiang Fanchen had only heard of it, and he didn't know much, even Yuding was vague and quite taboo.
It's just that Yuding has a sentence that makes Xiang Fanchen deeply impressed, "Under the saints, they are all ants!"
It can be seen from this that the power of the saints, and even their life level, have been completely detached from Xiang Fanchen's cognition.
For such an existence, Xiang Fanchen is unwilling to use the possibility to be tempted.
So after coming to this world, Xiang Fanchen has also been preparing, and it is only now that Xiang Fanchen has created the moonlight treasure box in his hand.
Although the power inside is also difficult to control, the total amount is not much, so the span of time and space travel will not be very large, and it will not lead to its own appearance in the age of saints.
"Try and die, phew, try and try, the way of time and space, you must control it. ”
As he spoke, Xiang Fanchen opened the moonlight treasure box in his hand, placed it under the moonlight, and then recited the spell softly.
"Prajna Bo Ruomi!"
Suddenly, the brilliance on the moonlight treasure box flowed, flowing from one end to the other, and then the light was great, and then Xiang Fanchen and the moonlight treasure box disappeared together.
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Celestial, somewhere.
The fairy mist is shrouded, and the glow is pervasive.
The two figures were hidden in the fairy mist, surrounded by a large cauldron, and there was a real fire cooking under the pot.
"Descending the dragon, is this dog meat ready?"
Next to the cauldron, Fuhu Arhat looked at the dog meat in the pot.
"Don't panic, this roaring dog is an old dog, it has to be stewed for a long time to be fragrant, otherwise it will taste very woody." ”
The dragon descending arhat stirred it in the pot with a spoon, and suddenly a strong smell of meat came to his nose.
"Hurry up, after a while, Erlang God will find out and chase after him, and he won't be able to eat this good dog meat." ”
Fuhu Arhat was a little fat, staring at the spoon in the dragon's hand without blinking.
"You said three eyes, it's okay, if he dares to come, I'll pop his three eyes. ”
The dragon didn't care, picked up a spoon and scooped up a piece of dog meat and put it in his mouth, Made, it's so fragrant.
"Dog meat rolls, the gods can't stand steady! This dog meat is worthy of the best in the food." ”
Fu Hu snatched the spoon in the hand of the descending dragon, scooped up a piece of meat, and ate it without using chopsticks.
"You leave me some. ”
The two wolfed up regardless of their image.
"Descending the dragon, I heard that the rabbits in the Guanghan Palace are too lazy to eat all day long, and now they are fat, and they can already get out of the pot. ”
Fu Hu was swallowing the dog meat in the pot while thinking about the fat rabbit in the Guanghan Palace.
"Bunnies are so cute, how can you eat bunnies?"
The dragon waved his hand.
"And what do you think of boiling or roasting?"
"Of course, it's a fire roast, the fat rabbit is on the fire, and the roast is oily and fragrant, and the taste is definitely not lost to dog meat. ”
"When are you going to get the rabbit?"
"I'll go after eating, Sister Chang'e should take a bath at this point, I have to go see if there are any voyeurs." ”
The dragon descended with righteous words, saying that as a righteous Arhat, he had the obligation to protect the beautiful fairy sister from being deceived by men other than himself.
"Oh, descending the dragon, it's you again, you actually dare to kill the god's roaring dog, today the god and you are incompatible. ”
The two of them ate fragrantly, and a figure came quickly, it was Erlang God who had eyes on his forehead and held a three-pointed and two-edged knife.
Erlang Shenyu's face was cold, his momentum was violent, his black robe and silver armor, and the long soldiers in his hands pointed directly at the two of them, majestic.
"Oops, Three Eyes found out so quickly, go you. ”
The dragon reached out with his right hand, grabbed the cauldron, and threw it towards the attacking Erlang God, while his left hand did not forget to grab a piece of meat from the pot.
While throwing the pot at Erlang God, the dragon and the tiger retreated in the other direction at a rapid pace.
"Descending the Dragon!!
Erlang God's anger value skyrocketed visibly, and the three-pointed two-edged knife in his hand slashed at the two people who fled.
The cold light on the tip of the knife exploded, and a cold light slashed towards the back of the descending dragon at an extremely fast speed.
", I don't eat dog meat alone, and Fuhu also has a share, why do you just split me?"
Fu Hu: "......"
The dragon descended and moved, dodging the attack behind him, and continued to flee quickly.
Watching the figures of the two gradually disappear, Yang Jian stopped, the sadness on his face disappeared, and the three-pointed two-edged knife in his hand shrunk, turned into a cutlery, and began to feast on the pot.
"Xiaotian, your death is so fragrant, phew, you died so miserably!"
Yang Jian's wail resounded through the sky, but this wail was a little awkward, as if he had something in his mouth.
Yang Jian took the pot and ate for a long time, and the two figures sneaked over.
"I hunt geese all day long, and today I was pecked by geese. "The dragon and the tiger walked side by side and walked from a distance.
"Dao friendly means, this change technique is the best in the heavens, and I still haven't seen a flaw until now. ”
The golden light in the dragon's eye flowed, obviously using divine techniques such as the Heavenly Eye, and Fu Hu next to him looked vigilant.
"Descending Dragon, what are you talking about? This god doesn't understand, you killed the god's howling dog and dared to appear. ”
Yang Jian's mouth was full of oil, and he didn't mean to stop at all.
The corners of his eyes twitched, this was something he had finally gotten here, but he didn't expect to make a wedding dress for others.
It's just that the art of changing people is superb, and I can't see half of the flaws, which shows that the other party has great powers.
"Fellow Daoist, even if you divide half of the meeting, Daoist friend eats more, please return it to the poor monk. ”
The dragon looked at the pot that was gradually bottoming out, and couldn't hold back any longer, so he went directly to grab it.
"Hey, I haven't settled accounts with you yet, but you dare to come and rob the gods. ”
Yang Jian easily dodged the snatching of the descending dragon, the pot was stable, and he took the time to take a bite.
The dragon descended back and forth several times without touching the corner of Yang Jian's clothes, his eyes began to be solemn, and he became more and more sure of his suspicions, and there was a big guy in front of him who could not be provoked.
"It's not impossible to want dog meat, tell this seat, how did you find out that this seat is not Yang Jian. ”
Yang Jian stopped what he was doing, and there was still a little dog meat left in the pot.
"The face can be changed, even the golden body can be faked, but the temperament can not be changed in a day and a half, the three-eyed temperament is obscene, how can you be so powerful and outstanding. ”
Fu Hu: "......"
"Hahaha, what nonsense to tell the truth, for the sake of everyone who is honest and sincere, this meat, this seat will return you. ”
The fake Yang Jian Dragon Heart was happy, and threw the dog meat pot in his hand back to the two of them.
"The bald donkey in the west is not very interesting, you descend the dragon is counted as one, and we are destined to meet again. ”
Saying that, the fake Yang Jian turned into a golden light and disappeared.
"The technique of turning into a rainbow in the golden crow, could it be that he is a person from Lu Zhudao?"
The dragon descended for a moment of contemplation.
"Forget it, don't worry about me, it's the same thing to worry about. ”
The descending dragon looked at the dog meat pot, and then at the Fuhu.
"Not much, really not much. ”
Fu Hu: "......"
From birth to death with me, a piece of meat is still crooked.
The dragon and the tiger each looked at each other with a wary face, and just when the two were at a stalemate, a voice sounded.
"Descend the dragon and subdue the tiger, you two bastards, return me to the Howling Dog. ”
Erlang God's loud voice resounded through the heavens.
Descending Dragon: "......"
Fu Hu: "......"
Again, is it fun?
"Hey, no, it seems to be real this time, hurry up. ”
......
Outside the Moon Palace.
Xiang Fanchen, who has changed back to his original face, basks in the moon and looks at the stars here.
He only came here to recharge the Moonlight Treasure Box, and it was definitely not because he heard from the dragon that Sister Chang'e was going to take a bath.
However, while basking in the moon, he can punish one or two voyeuristic perverts, and Xiang Fanchen is also very happy.
It's a pity that I didn't wait for a voyeuristic pervert for a long time, and Sister Chang'e didn't take a bath, so Xiang Fanchen was disappointed.
"Descending the dragon, this big liar, the next time we meet, we must beat him hard. ”
Xiang Fanchen took out the moonlight treasure box, bathed in the moonlight, and with a sound of "Prajnaparami", one person and one box disappeared under the moonlight.