"Hello everyone, I'm Qin Zhan.

I'm sorry, I didn't have Weibo before, and when I applied this morning, the customer service told me that I couldn't authenticate my real name due to technical reasons, so I had to meet you through a friend's account.

I accepted Mr. Xu's offer, but on a few terms.

First, China is a country governed by the rule of law, and private engagement is an act of picking quarrels and provoking trouble, so I would like to sign a single agency contract with a qualified brokerage company for this sports exchange activity.

I charge a dollar appearance fee, and the rest goes to the agency.

Second, I hope to have two fights with Mr. Xu, one under the MMA rule and the other with naked punches, and I promise not to hit the eyes, throat, lower body, or back of the head, so please rest assured.

The order of the two matches can be decided by Mr. Xu.

Thirdly, I want the game to be broadcast, and I don't mind planting paid advertising space in the venue, and if the game revenue is still less than the venue rental fee, I will bear the overspending.

In addition, I need twenty front-row seats for live streaming enthusiasts.

Finally, for reasons that everyone knows, I am now in the stage of being released on bail pending trial and cannot leave Foshan according to the regulations, so I still need to negotiate with Mr. Xu on the time of the competition.

If it can be held in Foshan, I am always looking forward to it.

Finally, I would like to borrow a sentence from Mr. Zhang Boling: "A strong country must first be strong, and a strong seed must first be strong", I wish you good health, and I also wish the technical problems of Weibo to be solved as soon as possible.

Thank you. ”

......

"Whew, beauty, is this okay?"

Lao Qin drained a bottle of mineral water, and then looked at the opposite side pitifully, he repeated the large section in front of him twelve or three times, and he didn't know if the young lady deliberately retaliated.

"Barely enough, okay. ”

Mai Shumali chose to send it, and specially @ Lao Xu, and then threw the phone, and said dissatisfied: "I didn't complain when my shoulders were sore, but you only memorized the lines more than ten times, so you can't do it?"

"Tsk, a man can't say no. ”

"How many more shall we record?"

"Uh, you know, men don't have to ...... their voices"

The meaning of this laugh is profound, Mai Shu understands it in seconds, glances at him charmingly, and starts steadily ignition: "Women may not be able to use it, not to mention that some people don't practice just talking." ”

"Hey, you're not done yet, are you?"

"Now?"

"Yes, do you dare?"

"Go and go, I'm afraid you won't make it!"

"Okay, you wait!"

Lao Qin got up and went to the front desk to open another room, slammed on the table with a "snap", and said viciously: "You go upstairs first, I'll go after delivering the meal, I don't believe I can't clean you up!"

"We'll see. ”

Maishu put away her room card and wiped her head away, but her steps were weak and her breath was short, and her heart beat faster at the thought of 240 pounds of bench press and 160 or 70 push-ups a minute.

......

"Brother, why did you come back?"

"I talked to Uncle Cheng for a while, Lao Xu sent me a challenge letter on Weibo yesterday, and I don't have a Weibo account, so I just asked reporter Mai to help record a video of the battle. Hungry?"

"Not too hungry, just, just ......"

"Want to go to the bathroom?"

Yu Bei blushed and nodded, to say that the relationship between men and women is actually quite wonderful, even if it is deep enough to wash it together, girls have to carry boys on their backs when they go to the toilet, which is so hypocritical.

"Let's go!"

Lao Qin hugged him horizontally, and when he saw and smelled it, he was a little nervous, but Bai Juyi said, "The waiter is weak and weak, and it is the time of the new inheritance", no matter how much he has ideas, he has to endure it.

Yu Bei didn't hold back this morning, and now she has to be held by him when she goes to the toilet.

- In fact, there is also the meaning of coquettishness, before the girl didn't come back, the girl even changed the sheets, kept the old ones, cut the plum blossoms as a souvenir, and then lay down in the quilt and pretended to be pitiful and sympathetic.

Women, they are all cute and careful.

I won't go into too much detail about the trivialities, in short, after serving the girl for breakfast, Lao Qin slipped out of the room under the pretext of exercising, and knocked on Maishu's door three times and two times, and finally didn't have to bear it anymore.

How to describe it?

Exercise!

The 1,000-word warm-up is omitted, followed by 200 bench presses, followed by 10 sets of one-minute push-ups, each set with a five-minute interval, cushioned by slow push-ups, and finally two consecutive sets of push-ups.

Perfect?

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"Didn't you say he wouldn't fight?!"

Some people are happy and some people are worried, Lao Xu is the one who is worried, Sister Mai has a wide range of friends, as soon as she posts on Weibo, she @老徐的人瞬间翻了好几倍, and she sees that she has broken a thousand, and he can't go back if she doesn't go back.

"I didn't expect him to be like this!"

The agent's surname is Wang, and he is also anxious at this time, and he keeps complaining: "Why doesn't Al Haymon even have any common sense, hey, will he be hiding from his agent?"

"Don't talk about those useless ones, @我的人越来越多, if it goes on like this, it will be on the hot search at noon, and you can still pretend to be dead before you challenge, and now you can't let me delete the blog?"

"Let me think, let me think ......"

Agent Wang pounced in front of the computer and clicked on the video again, and after a while, his brows stretched, and he smiled: "We were almost frightened by that kid, there was something wrong with his words, and the first two contradicted each other." ”

Lao Xu raised his chin and motioned to continue.

"You see, he also said that Huaxia is a country ruled by law, and he said that he wants to fight you with naked boxing, so how can there be naked boxing in official competitions? We can refuse one of them on the grounds that naked boxing is illegal. ”

Lao Xu frowned, obviously not approving.

It's not that the reason is not valid, but that he has been accommodating to the requirements of his opponents since his debut, and this time the MMA rules have been questioned by fans, and it is not too obvious to refuse to continue.

Fans don't care if it's legal or not, how many fake masters have been beaten, how many times are they legal? That kid is a newcomer, it's no problem to set up a law-abiding persona, but Lao Xu is not this persona!

He is a fighting maniac, and his open-mouthed and rampant maniac is his character!

Agent Wang didn't notice anything abnormal, and said triumphantly: "I'll say hello to the brokerage company again, there are few companies that are qualified to undertake MMA, and he must know even less about a foreigner." ”

"You mean, so that Qin Zhan can't find a brokerage company?"

"That's right!" the agent clapped his hands, feeling that he was in control, "He is on bail pending trial, and it is normal for the brokerage company not to want to deal with the murderer, in short, it is not easy to find a reason?"

"Excuses?"

Lao Xu chewed these three words repeatedly, his heart was like an overturned five-flavor bottle, and he laughed at himself with a wry smile: "I didn't expect that I would find a reason to avoid the war, and I took the initiative to make an appointment with the other party." ”

Hearing this, Agent Wang was also silent.

After a long time, he comforted his old friend: "I'm afraid of being young, he's eighteen, you're forty, and it's enough to be his father, so don't think about it so much, let's talk about it first." ”

"Well, that's all there is to it. ”

Lao Xu sighed, and said with a lonely look: "You think about the wording again and see if you can add the transformation, otherwise after this time and next time, sooner or later there will be a day when the car overturns." ”

"I'm afraid of being young!"

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The atmosphere of the city hall is particularly eerie.

Director Ye's forehead is full of blood vessels, he is still okay with English, and Japanese mostly uses Chinese characters, even guessing with Meng can understand the general meaning, not to mention that the foreign affairs document itself comes with a Chinese translation.

"It's roasting us on a fire!"

His face was pale, and he felt that he had no way to vent his anger: "Bypass the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and the provincial government and send a letter directly, leader, I will make a statement, Huaxia's law is not their turn to dictate!"

The mayor swept away the heaviness and said with a smile:

"Lao Ye, when will your temper change? If you want me to say that they are sleepy and come to send pillows, the state has national laws, and D also has organizational procedures, and we will report it according to the procedures. ”

"You mean ......"

Ye Xing made a deferential appearance, in fact, he had already guessed the other party's thoughts in his heart, but he had to make a tough posture because of his profession, after all, there were no retreating soldiers and police in Huaxia.

The truth is as expected.

The Consulate General of Eagle Sauce in Guangdong Province and the Consulate General of the island country in Guangdong Province have successively sent letters, but the content is very different, one demanding the release of its own citizens, and the other demanding severe punishment of the murderers.

The two families think it is very beautiful, but they don't know that the leader is even more beautiful.

The jurisdiction of the case is in the city, and the Provincial Public Security Department saw Tian'er's urging materials, but there was no leader to express his position, now it's okay, the municipal administrative unit has no right to reply directly, and the province will give an instruction!

Whether you want to catch or release, you have the final say.

On the hot search, Foshan was instantly watched by the people of the whole country with a magnifying glass, and the city trembled, for fear of being picked out, if the province made a decision, the waist pole was straight in minutes.

Therefore, today I called Ye Province to come, in order to form a resolution according to the organizational procedures, report it to the provincial party committee by the municipal party committee, and finally pay close attention to the implementation according to the opinions of the province, maybe it can be praised!

In any case, Foshan has set an example of law enforcement in front of the people of the whole country this time, and it has made no merit.

Director Ye has the bottom in his heart, although the murder case only happened yesterday, but there is a record channel of on-site shooting, the truth is clear at a glance, and the foreign consulate still wants to interfere in the Chinese judiciary?

Wash and sleep! Everything in my dreams.

Originally, the junior brother had to wait a little longer, but now it seems that it will not take long to get the results, as soon as the provincial instructions arrive, Senior Brother Ye will immediately ask the procuratorate to "approve the arrest".

To be honest, after being a policeman for so many years, he is still looking forward to the rejection of the application for the first time, and the "Decision not to approve the arrest" is a certainty, and no one wants to turn it around.

The little junior brother can be regarded as a blessing in disguise and has made a lot of money!

......

Lao Qin has indeed made a lot of money, not to mention the hot search, the past records have been sorted out in an orderly manner, and under the base of more than 900 million netizens, the simulated confrontation time is rising like a rocket.

didn't wait for the temperature to cool down, Lao Xu added another fire.

It's not that the first person to fight fake martial arts has never beaten the heirs of Wing Chun, but this time is different, Lao Qin's record, coupled with the same hatred and hatred of killing the devil, there are too many netizens who hope that he will win.

At the end of the day, they need spiritual support.

China's national strength is increasing day by day, and national self-confidence is also improving, but national pride is still lacking.

Martial arts have been silent for too long.

It's like a pool of stagnant water, only the garbage such as Master Lei, Master Yan, and Master Ma floats on it, and everyone covers their noses and scolds the street, but deep down they still hope that it will continue to surge.

Looking forward to it, Lao Qin replied.

Although three conditions were put forward, no one thought that he had a lot to do, and the country had national laws, so what was wrong with abiding by the law? He didn't open his mouth widely, and the appearance fee was only one dollar.

Not long after Sister Mai posted on Weibo, there were more than n people patting their chests and expressing their willingness to pay, and laughed that they could brag to others when they went out in the future that they had sponsored a nationally eyeworthy competition.

A dollar to be a local tyrant, a rare opportunity!

There is nothing to find fault with fighting two fights, Lao Qin proposed naked punches on the basis of agreeing to fight according to MMA rules, which is a hundred times stronger than those masters who didn't even dare to enter the octagon cage in the past.

Netizens don't care if it's legal or not, it's good for the two of you to have your heads beaten into dog heads, Lao Tzu wants to eat melons, whose melons are bigger, more fragrant, and more Lao Tzu will support whom, is it clear enough?

Besides, national art is a killing technique, only killing, not performing, people have promised not to hit the fatal part, you still don't dare to fight? Lao Xu, don't be cowardly, we are optimistic about you, go up and hammer him!

The broadcast made the majority of netizens applaud.

In these years, all the good songs are charged, and the videos with a little quality have to be membership, Qin Zhan not only asks, but is also willing to pay out of his own pocket to make up the difference, what a good person!

Everyone doesn't even need to watch the video, the young lady of the live broadcast has long legs, a thin waist and a strong chest, and the little brother of the live broadcast is tall and handsome with a sexy voice, don't be too happy to watch such a live broadcast.

What is not said, must be supported.

By the way, I despise Weibo, you have a technical problem with a fart, Lao Tzu just applied for an account and it is still smooth all the way, to put it bluntly, isn't it that the court has not yet closed the coffin, so be conservative and wait and see?

It's the same as Lao Xu!

In fact, Maishu's visits can't make much of a splash, @老徐的人多了, but when Lao Xu returns @, Sister Mai's visits exceed one million in minutes, and it is still soaring.

Fighting maniac actually cowards!

No matter how high-sounding he is, whether he is breaking the law with naked boxing or waiting for the other party to find a brokerage company, netizens are just one point: Lao Tzu wants to eat melons! Who delays Lao Tzu to eat melons, Lao Tzu is in a hurry!

......

"You're on the hot search again. ”

Mai Shu slumped in his arms and swiped his mobile phone, Lao Qin looked down, good guy! There are all three of the top three hot searches, "Fighting Maniac Fights the Wing Chun King of Fighters" first, and "The King of Wing Chun Fights" is the second.

The third is "Wing Chun Disciples Killed Island People and Were Caught".

Look at the simulated confrontation time, the speed of rise is faster than yesterday, I can't see the exact number at all, and I checked it several times before I confirmed that it was a dozen seven-digit figures, millions of hours!

"Niu'er, I'm a little lonely. ”

This product looked confused, there was a feeling that she didn't know how to spend it with a lot of money, Sister Mai's face was still full of spring, and she trembled when she heard the words: "Little ancestor, I was really wrong, you spare me!"

Lao Qin waved his hand and asked her inexplicably, "How much is 133 times 60?"

"7980, what's wrong?"

"What about 133 divided by 24?"

"I'll do the math...... 5.54。 ”

"What about dividing by 365?"

“0.015。 ”

"How much do you get by multiplying ten thousand?"

"150, what the hell are you trying to ask?"

Lao Qin was completely off the line, the video of the game was watched by about 80 million viewers, and the simulated confrontation time was broken into more than 55,000 days and more than 150 years, which is longer than his lifespan!

Even if it is converted into free time at a ratio of ten to one, there are fifteen years!

Who can fight all the time, fight for 15 years? At his peak, Huang Lao Wei took two watermelon knives in his hand to cut from Nantianmen to Penglai East Road, and it only took three days and three nights.

"Hey, what the hell is wrong with you?"

Sister Mai was a little worried, could it be that the insects in her brain were overconsumed, and Xiu was amused?

"You don't understand, anyway, from today on, you can hit whoever you want!"

"Master, aren't you still okay?"

Mai Shu panicked, this guy in front of her was simply a monster, or the kind with unlimited physical strength, she couldn't bear it because she was delicate and weak, so she could only beg for mercy and let go, but that guy just ignored it.

After a while, there was another bang.