Chapter 5: Not Knowing

The knife snatcher looked down and saw that there was really a hole in the crotch of the bamboo cutter's pants, and he didn't know whether the other party was playing tricks on himself or really naΓ―ve, so he was stunned for a while.

The bamboo cutter handed a needle to the knife snatcher: "One is enough, not two." ”

The knife snatcher took the needle with a dry smile, and the bamboo cutter first pinned the remaining needle to the placket, bowed his head and then untied the hemp rope tied to his waist, and the fat hemp cloth pants fell suddenly.

"Why are you taking your pants off?"

The sword-snatcher's voice was shocked and angry.

The bamboo cutter raised his head and said with a smile: "You are so funny, my crotch is open, how can I sew my pants without taking off my pants." After speaking, he took off his pants completely, sandwiched them in his armpits, reached out and tore them twice at the hem of his trousers, and pulled out a long thread. Holding the needle in one hand and the thread in the other, the two hands seemed to move at will, and the thick twine had passed through the thin needleholes.

The knife snatcher stared at the bamboo cutter carefully, only to feel that his needle-threading action was quite familiar. When he saw that the needle was flying into the thread, and the six or seven inches long opening had completely disappeared in just ten breaths, and there were no traces of stitching, his brain "buzzed": "How could he 'pierce the cloud needle'?"

When a question arises, more thoughts continue to emerge.

The Cloud Piercing Needle Method is a unique teaching, could it be that the bamboo cutter is another disciple of the master? It is possible, otherwise why would he go around grabbing knives? If this is the case, it can explain why he has not hurt himself all along. At this moment, showing the cloud-piercing needle method, is it a self-expression identity?

But if the relationship is really close, why don't they recognize each other directly? Where did they come from, and they have secretly learned the master's martial arts? They have also learned the moves of the Cloud Piercing Needle Method, and there are many similarities and differences with the bamboo cutters.

The more the sword snatcher thought about it, the more chaotic his thoughts became, and he felt like he was shrouded in fog, and he couldn't find his way in panic. When he came back to his senses, he had already put on his pants again and handed the silver needle back to his eyes: "It's gone, thank you, big brother." ”

"Who are you?"

The sword-snatcher did not take the silver needle, but spoke out in question.

"Who am I?" said the bamboo cutter, first dazed, and then whispered softly, as if tentatively, "I am...... Man. ”

The knife snatcher only said that the other party deliberately made himself happy, gritted his teeth and said: "You know what I'm asking, what does it mean to answer what I asked." ”

The bamboo cutter was stunned: "Ah? Then I'm a child." ”

The snatcher of the knife was angry and hateful: "What kind of child, you are an enemy!"

The bamboo cutter smiled: "Yes, yes!"

The sword snatcher's heart was awe-inspiring, and sure enough, the person who came was not good, and now that his identity was revealed, I don't know what he would do?

"I didn't wash my face for two days, my eyes fell off on my own, my hair didn't wash for six days, and I got a lot of dust and leaves in the forest. It's not wrong to say I'm an ugly person, but I'm really a man, not a woman, a child, not an adult, an old man. ”

When the knife snatcher heard this, his heart was even more angry, and he thought, "Are you happy with me?" Okay, then I'll play with you. He suppressed his anger and laughed: "Haha, little brother, your fish is roasted for me!" he said, pointing to the big silver carp with one hand.

The bamboo cutter nodded: "Yes, when I saw you, there was a harazi flowing from the corner of your mouth, and I think you were hungry." So I went to the brook and caught a fish and wanted to roast it for you. ”

The sword-snatcher said, "One fish is not enough for the two of us, so go and catch another one, and I'll show you here to make sure no wild beast eats it." ”

The bamboo cutter shook his head and said, "I went to catch fish when you were asleep." Now that I'm leaving, what if you take the opportunity to run away with the Calm Knife? I've been walking all night to find you. I can eat less, you eat more, and when you have the strength, let's return the knife together. ”

The knife snatcher secretly scolded you for being really stupid or fake? What's the matter, you still want to let yourself come to the door to return the knife? How is it possible? ”

The bamboo cutter shook his head again and said, "You borrowed me to sew clothes, you are not a bad person." Borrowing a calm knife will have a purpose. You and I will go back and say a few words to Uncle Wang, and I will persuade him to lend you the calm knife. His house is so big, he must be very generous and generous, and he agreed to it. ”

"Phew, he's a generous fart!" the sword-snatcher now thinks that the bamboo cutter may be really stupid, and thinks to the people, "Where did you get the money? It was from generations of rampant extortion and bullying and domination! The more you can't relax, the richer you get.'" I'm not a bad person, I'm a good person, but he's a bad person. Isn't it only natural for a good man to take away what a bad guy has? Not to mention...... What's more, this knife was originally from my home, and it was snatched by him, so I just took it back. ”

This lie is getting more and more outrageous, and the knife snatcher's face remains unchanged, and he has been observing the expression of the bamboo cutter.

But I heard the other party say: "What you say now is different from what you said last night, which one is true? Which one is false? I don't know if it's true or false." You have to go back to the Golden Dao Gate with me and have a clear argument with Uncle Wang. ”

The sword snatcher was angry in his heart, you are a fool, are you stupid or not? The Golden Knife Gate will definitely not be able to return, but the sword man has high martial arts, and his frontal and sneak attacks are not his opponents, so he can only find a way. Suddenly, he thought about it and said with a smile: "This silver carp is fully ripe soon, let's eat it and go on the road early." ”

After speaking, he walked to the fire to get the silver carp, turned his back to the bamboo cutter, and with a shake of his sleeves, a little colorless and odorless crystalline powder fell on the fish and quickly dissolved into it.

This is a unique sweat medicine "not aware", the material is expensive, the cost is expensive, the effect is amazing, as long as it goes down to the food, ordinary Jianghu customers can rarely detect and distinguish, and the master of internal strength will not wake up in half a moment. Seven days ago, the Cliff Sect Master and his wife were overturned by this medicine, and the willow leaf dart in the belly pocket of the Sect Master's wife was also taken away by herself.

The knife snatcher held the firewood in his hand, turned the silver carp a few times, and at the same time continued to shake the sleeves of the fish, pretending to brush away the smoke and dust of the charcoal fire, but in fact put in more unaware - the bamboo cutter has deep internal strength, and the amount of medicine is less, I am afraid that it will not be overturned.

It took enough medicine to cover more than a dozen people, and the knife snatcher picked up the grilled fish and handed it to the bamboo cutter: "Brother, eat the fish!"

The bamboo cutter said, "I can't eat this fish alone, we are half of each of us." With both hands on the ends of the firewood, the whole firewood and the grilled fish were cut in half. The bamboo cutter kept the end of the fish tail and handed the fish head to the knife snatcher: "There is a lot of meat here, so it's good to go on the road when you're full." ”

"Brother, thank you. ”

The knife snatcher covered the lower half of his face with his sleeve, pretending to be Sven eating fish, but in fact secretly put a black pill in his mouth. The name of the pill is "Smell the Bird", which is the antidote to "not knowing". In order to prevent himself from being attacked, the person who grabbed the knife first took the antidote, and then ate the fish in small bites.

The bamboo cutter was hungry all night, so he took the fish and ate it, and a large piece of meat bit into his mouth, chewed quickly, and rinsed out a bunch of fish bones in a few strokes, and the rest of the fish meat went into his stomach. Half of the grilled fish, without a cup of tea, disappeared without a trace.

The knife snatcher had only eaten two or three bites of fish on his side, and when he saw the bamboo cutter eating so quickly, he was overjoyed, and he could escape by waiting for the other party to fall to the ground. But after a while, the bamboo cutter didn't have anything to do, and he kept staring at himself, and the knife snatcher panicked.

"Strange, is it the wrong medicine? No, there are only a few kinds of medicine I have on me, and there is only one kind of colorless and odorless crystalline powder. Or maybe the smoke and fire ruin the effect of the medicine? I'm afraid that this medicine is usually put into tea, drinking, soup, and rice, maybe after charcoal fire, it will not work. ”

In summer, the silver carp is fresh and fat, the heat is just right, and the taste is very good. The knife snatcher was hungry, and when he saw that the bamboo cutter was fine after eating, he had nothing to fear, so he chewed and ate quickly. But when there was still half a fish head left, a sudden sleepiness hit my mind, and the whole person was groggy, and I couldn't help but fall backwards on my back.

The knife snatcher was still conscious in his mind, and was greatly surprised: "What? The upper and lower eyelids were still not closed, and the vision was blurred, but when he saw the bamboo cutter walking in front of him, he was shocked in his heart, but just like those who were overturned by himself before, he couldn't resist at all.