Chapter 87: Handle it casually
"Wukong. ”
"Hmm. ”
Tang Seng was nervous and nervous, and once again nervously instructed Sun Wukong, "You must protect your teacher and don't let people dissect it!"
For Tang Seng's nagging, Sun Wukong was so annoyed that he really wanted to give him a knife to stun him.
But when he turned his head and wanted this guy's chanting skills to be perfect, if he was stunned with a hand knife, wouldn't he want him to chant for three days and three nights?
He shuddered, but forgot about it.
He had to raise his hand and make a guarantee, "Well, I promise." ”
Tang Seng was lying on the cart, with a dissatisfied face, "Your attitude is too perfunctory." ”
"Alas, Master, can you stop talking?" Zhu Bajie finally couldn't help but complain.
"Master, you have to figure it out, you're playing the role of a corpse now, okay? Keep chattering there, if you wait for someone to notice something, we'll waste our efforts. ”
Blind to his so good makeup skills.
Sun Wukong gave this itchy pig Bajie a thumbs up.
Zhu Bajie snorted coldly and passed it to Sun Wukong in a secret language, "Brother Monkey, aren't you usually quite capable of scolding your master? Why are you like this today?"
Sun Wukong's body was slightly on one side, showing the wrist that he had asked Tang Seng to pinch, and said expressionlessly: "Or, try this for you." ”
The corners of Zhu Bajie's eyes twitched fiercely, and he was about to retreat, when suddenly there was a huge pain in his thigh.
He gasped and looked down to see the pale hand with "corpse spots" pinching his thigh flesh in the shape of a vise.
Sun Wukong exhaled and moved to the side easily, away from Tang Seng's attack range.
Zhu Bajie had the heart to cry, and wrinkled his face, "Master, what are you doing?"
"Let you secretly talk bad about me to your senior brother, and you are the one who pinched it. Tang Seng gritted his teeth and scolded.
Another thing, I didn't settle accounts with him yesterday, and I painted him like this ghost, so that he didn't even sleep.
When he got up in the middle of the night, he couldn't help but yawn when he thought of this.
Sun Wukong said leisurely beside him: "Master, I have put a spell on you." ”
"What's the curse?" Tang Seng exclaimed, the little sleepiness he had just had was so frightened.
Sun Wukong: "Let's pretend to be like some, I'll give you a fake death curse, lest you be afraid of sitting up too much, and we will fall short." ”
"I don't want to. Tang Seng directly refused, "This is too unsafe." ”
Sun Wukong took a deep breath, "Don't be invalid." ”
He finally couldn't stand it anymore, so he directly pinched a trick and shot at Tang Seng.
The next second. Tang Seng's whole body softened, let go of the hand holding Zhu Bajie, and the whole person spread there like a boneless.
"Brother Monkey, heroic!" Zhu Bajie rubbed his pinched red and swollen thigh meat.
Sun Wukong gave him a cool look, "First put away your kung fu of this row of horses, and help me block it when he wakes up." ”
The smile on Zhu Bajie's face immediately froze, and he took three steps back without saying anything, before shaking his head and saying, "Forgive me for not being able to do anything." ”
Monkey King: "......"
Sha Seng glanced ahead, turned back to Sun Wukong and said, "Senior brother, the hospital has arrived." ”
Sun Wukong nodded, "Okay, I'll leave the rest to you." ”
After speaking, he turned into a thin mosquito and burrowed into Tang Seng's ear hole.
"Holy monk, why are you here again?"
The two guards at the gate of the hospital greeted Zhu Bajie as soon as they saw him.
Zhu Bajie pushed the cart out of his hand with a gloomy face, "Do you think I want to come? ”
"What?"
The two guards hurriedly grabbed the cart that was pushed over, and then raised the disinfectant spray in their hands and sprayed it at Tang Seng.
Zhu Bajie took a few steps back, and secretly said in his heart: Amitabha, Master, you don't have to blame.
Sha Seng couldn't bear to see it, and he raised his leg and wanted to step forward to stop it, but Zhu Bajie quickly stopped him and gave him a look that didn't want to do anything bad.
Sha Seng had no choice but to hold back, standing there stiff.
"This ...... Look like you're out of gas?" a guard looked at Zhu Bajie after checking it.
Zhu Bajie snorted twice, "But isn't it, it fell down as soon as it arrived at us, so we didn't just send it over non-stop." ”
Another guard lifted Tang Seng's arm that was hanging to the side and placed it at his side, "Oh, no wonder it's still a little soft." ”
Zhu Bajie chuckled in his heart, but fortunately he didn't say the wrong thing.
Sun Wukong, who was hiding in Tang Seng's ears, directly sent a secret message to Zhu Bajie, "Let's go." ”
"What, I'll leave this person to you, we still have something to do, so we'll leave first. Zhu Bajie hurriedly instructed the two guards.
"Howler. The two guards readily agreed.
Then they thought of something and shouted to Zhu Bajie, "Alas, the holy monk and so on." ”
Zhu Bajie paused, squinted his eyes and glanced at Sha Seng, wouldn't it, let them find something wrong?
He stiffly turned his head and pulled out a smile, "Is there anything else?"
The two guards looked at each other before asking, "May I ask if this corpse is also to be preserved and waiting for you to deal with it?"
He thought he had found out the clue, but it turned out to be the problem.
Zhu Bajie breathed a sigh of relief, turned around, shook his head and said, "No, just deal with him as you usually do." ”
At the same time that he breathed a sigh of relief, the two guards were also relieved when they heard his words.
After the two of them nodded and sent the two big Buddhas away, they turned around and pushed the Tang monk, who had been put on makeup and changed his appearance, towards the morgue.
As soon as they pushed open the two doors, the wolf spirit in his hazmat suit came out of it and saw them stunned for a moment, and then his eyes fell on the cart they were pushing.
"Another death?" he asked, frowning.
The two guards seemed to be afraid of him, and the hand pushing the cart quickly let go, nodding both flattering and afraid: "Yes." ”
The wild wolf spirit glanced at Tang Seng, and then didn't look at the two guards, waved his hand impatiently and said, "You can go, leave the rest to me." ”
"Okay, thank you. ”
The two guards bent over, then ran as if some terrible monster was chasing after them.
The wolf spirit looked up at the backs of the two men who were running away, and smiled contemptuously.
He slowly closed the two doors, and then pushed Tang Seng to the place where he had just come out.
With a "clang", the floor parted from it, revealing the stainless steel plane inside.