Chapter 295: The cheap mother-in-law arrived
The sword trick is naturally given by the system.
However, Lao Qin's broken system is getting worse and worse, maybe one day he will have to crash on a blue screen, he has to take the initiative to ask everything, he has no consciousness at all, how can it still be like a smart device?
It's still tough to say it.
"Why didn't you tell Lao Tzu?", "You didn't ask!" That's it, and even if you ask, it's fragmented, not true, in short, Lao Tzu is like this, lying flat and mocking, what do you like.
The sword trick is divided into the method of sword refining and the trick of sword control.
Among them, the "trick" is swordsmanship in the usual sense, not a flying sword.
"Lian" is not "practice", the difference between one word and the world is different, "refining" includes two parts, one is heart refining, and the other is instrument refining, Lao Qin's golden hoop stick...... Phew, the mop rod is the initial stage of heart refining.
He thinks the system is useless, and the cause is in the instrument refining.
Take the "Way of Cultivating the Sword and the Autopsy" in the "Seven Labels of the Clouds" volume 84 "The Law of the Deeds of the Autopsy" as a teaching material for instrument refining, this is what people do? Even if you are not a human being, you can't be so pitiful, right?
The punishment is positive, Jin Ximei, the craftsmanship is skillful, the fire is all right, and the punishment is not evil. However, if you don't peel off and don't sharpen, you can't break the rope;
What the hell is this?
Isn't it good to directly tell the material ratio, temperature process, or what? What black turbidity is exhausted, yellow and white are second, yellow and white are exhausted, green and white are second, green and white are exhausted, and then they can be cast.
Who can read it!
Lao Qin understands what it means to "as long as you live like a bubble of, no one will dare to step on top of your head", if you can't fight back, you can't scold back, except for accepting your fate, what else can you do with it?
"Alas, life is bitter!"
This thing sighed, and inhaled in the face of the rising sun that was about to come out, it looked like Xiao Yueyue imitated Teacher Yu smoking, but the movements were more soothing, the breath inhaled for a longer time, and he didn't roll his eyes.
According to the sword technique, this is called "purple qi".
"Purple Qi Collection" is a daily refining, corresponding to the moon refining, that is, on the day of the full moon and when the moon is in the sky, he snorts at the moon, opening his mind while sighing, fantasizing that there is a sword in his hand and the essence of the sun and the moon gathered in it.
The fantasy was too vague, so he used the method of refining weapons to refine the sword himself.
I couldn't understand the method of refining, so I took the mop pole first.
Anyway, it's the early stage, the gathering stage, there is a root strip can make do, and when the mind is not moved, and the sword intent comes from it, it is not too late to find materials to cast the sword.
Lao Qin is not in a hurry, it's useless to be anxious, is it?
Fortunately, in the primary stage, you can get rid of the demons, and when you encounter joy, anger, worry, thought, sadness, fear, shock, etc., you can directly suppress those with small mood fluctuations, and directly kill those with large emotional fluctuations, which is super domineering.
In fact, the system provides more than one vision gate.
What pagodas, immortal gourds, ancient bells, big days, bright moons, ancient wells, mountains, rivers, lakes and seas, fairy totems, can be described as strange and everything, and they all have a positive effect on his mental illness.
After all, visualization is essentially "false for false."
Irritability, emotional instability, and nightmares are all physiological changes caused by subjective changes, and the visualization portal starts with this to deepen the impression of the visualizer through long-term psychological suggestion.
When you are impressed enough to overcome negative emotions such as fear, you can achieve a therapeutic effect by establishing a connection between the visualizer and the emotional change, and gradually changing from initiative to instinct and conditioned reflex.
For example, sword tricks.
If Lao Qin visualizes the sword every time he sees the paparazzi, over time, he will instinctively eliminate the killing intent in his heart without taking the initiative to visualize, which is similar to the principle of monks chanting Buddha.
As for why not choose something else?
Because it's handsome!
The hall is full of 3,000 drunken guests, one sword is cold and 14 states (Li Bai), one body is transferred to 3,000 miles, one sword has been a million divisions (Wang Wei), three feet Qingfeng has the world, and one horse opens Wujiang (Zhou Yu).
Handsome or not?
And this guy was born in a dick, he didn't see Jin Yong's ancient dragon Liang Yusheng in his previous life, and all famous and surnamed knights used swords, so he didn't fantasize about it at that time, and now that he has the opportunity, how can he choose something else?
......
Purple gas, in fact, is a ray of light when the sun is about to rise, disappearing in three or two minutes, Lao Qin took the last breath with the Qi method, but did not spit, but naturally disappeared with the breath.
Harvesting, refining, and serving, he is still one step away.
If he practiced it, he would be able to reap the dual effects of visualizing it, subjectively deepening his impression and objectively exercising his internal organs.
"Lazy worm, get up!"
The color embryo turned around and went back to the room to harass the sleeping beauty - as mentioned earlier, there is a double bathtub in the shape of a hot spring in the conservatory on the third floor, and there is an electric lifting glass door on the side of the bathtub facing the sea, and the terrace is outside the door.
"Hmm...... Let me sleep a little longer. ”
Jiang Yuzhu muttered and turned over, stretched out his arms for a hug, and the thin blanket slid down, the lazy style and the scenery in front of him looked at Lao Qin's index finger, but now it was morning jogging time, and he had to endure it if he wanted to transform.
"Get up, it's time to run. He hugged the girl and shook it gently, "I've held on for so long, it's hard to pick it up once it's interrupted." Well, wash your face and spirit, I'll go cook the meal. ”
"Then kiss me. ”
She closed her eyes and pouted, and Lao Qin sent a good morning kiss, which was a compulsory course for the two of them every day, but she was gnawing on Jiang Yuzhu and suddenly covered her stomach, turned over and ran to the toilet.
"Run by yourself, I'm going to take a week's off. ”
The girl shouted through the door, and she seemed to be a little glad to hear the tone. Lao Qin blinked, shook his head helplessly and went downstairs, women, there is a week of family leave every month, and you can't do strenuous exercise during this period.
"Lazy worm, don't get cold water!"
"Got it!"
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Huaxia, Central Propaganda Department, Office of the Secretary-General.
The master took off his reading glasses, pinched the bridge of his nose and closed his eyes in contemplation, and there were two proposals on his desk, one for the day of the Council of Ministers, and the other for his subordinates who had just submitted them, and the content had not changed much.
"Only broadcasting, not interviewing?"
"Yes, in the morning news column of CCTV International Channel, I made a 15-second report, with highlights, the sports channel broadcast the whole process, a game between schools, CCTV's special interview is a bit exaggerated. ”
Guan Jun was still sitting upright, his voice calm.
"The truth is true, it's just ......" The secretary general shook his head and said with a wry smile: "When people get old, their competitiveness is getting stronger day by day." That's it, cheap foreign ministry once, do what you want!"
"Leader, you are not old. ”
The Deputy Secretary-General hurried to comfort him. Officialdom is like this, no matter how old the superior is, even if he retires tomorrow, he can't mention his old age today, and taking care of his old age or something is a comforting word after retirement.
"Besides, the propaganda work of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs is also carried out under our guidance, and we don't compare popularity with celebrities, do you say?" Lao Guan made another joke, making the secretary general laugh.
"You, don't go out and say this, it's not good for unity. ”
"That's right, I'll tell you about it. ”
"Haha, go ahead, master the strength and keep an eye on it. ”
"Yes!"
Guan Jun got up and went out, and he didn't breathe a sigh of relief until he returned to his office, and with a sip of warm tea, he cheered up and was about to contact the Propaganda Department of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, when he suddenly frowned.
Tea doesn't taste right!
When he was busy with work and felt dry, the tea was already similar to the room temperature, and after another sip, the gap was more obvious, so he called his wife and asked:
"Hey, did you get the wrong tea?"
"That's right, what you often drink is going to be left by Yueyue. Guan Ma said angrily: "Your daughter is not satisfied, I said that there are only these left at home, and she also encouraged Xian'er to call her sister-in-law." ”
"Nonsense, for that Qin Zhan again?"
"Yueyue doesn't like tea, who else but him? If it weren't for Xian'er's personal guarantee, I really suspect that they are in love, be mentally prepared, your daughter, your elbow turned outward. ”
"You tell her, it's done, hurry up and write a review!" Lao Guan snorted coldly, and began to pantothenic acid again, Guan's mother was stunned, and asked him tentatively: "I thought you would hand over the work, what?"
"Official, arranged by the leadership. ”
He thought about it and decided to reveal a point in advance: "The Ministry of Foreign Affairs will announce the news through Weibo, and CCTV-8 morning news will report slightly, CCTV-5 will broadcast the game, and all other publicity will be canceled." ”
Guan's mother responded, knowing that her husband was going to tell the scumbag through her daughter's mouth - alas, it's better to change her words, otherwise if she leaks her mouth one day, her niece will have to make a mistake at herself again.
People are okay, but they are a little scum, this is Guan Ma's new impression of Lao Qin.
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It is not for nothing that Lao Guan compares the Ministry of Foreign Affairs to a star.
With the improvement of national strength, China's voice in the international community has become louder and louder, and it complements the growing national self-confidence, and every speech can attract countless fans.
At ten o'clock in the morning on September 23, Los Angeles time, the official Weibo of the consulate said:
"Organized by the University of Southern California, Loyola Marymount University, Pepperdine University, California Institute of Technology...... The college student boxing match in which colleges and universities participated came to an end yesterday. 」
"Chinese-American athlete Qin Zhan won the 64kg championship with five wins and five knockouts. 」
"After winning the championship, Qin Zhan challenged for the 75kg, 81kg, -91kg, and over 91kg titles, and won four fights and four knockouts. 」
"Not only that, Qin Zhan has always used Chinese martial arts in the competition, and he has confirmed that the type of boxing he practices is Wing Chun. 」
"On the night of September 22, Los Angeles time, world-renowned boxing promoter Al Haymon signed a contract with Qin Zhan with various supports worth $10 million, which will officially take effect on May 1 next year. 」
"It is reported that Al Haymon presented Qin Zhan with a modified version of King Kalman as a signing gift, worth four million US dollars. 」
"Match link: ....... Copyright Notice: With the consent of Qin Zhan and the intellectual property owner of the University of Southern California, the competition video is allowed to be reproduced free of charge by domestic media (including websites). 」
The official Weibo of the Los Angeles Consulate does not have many followers, mainly local students, overseas Chinese and their relatives, and it was already one o'clock in the morning of the 24th in the East Eighth District when the Weibo was posted, and there were few responders.
Ten o'clock in the morning the next day.
The diplomatic group was collectively launched, and the most beautiful female spokeswoman, Sister Hua, the Internet celebrity diplomat, the voice of the Ministry of Magic, Brother Shuang, who was upgraded to Uncle Geng because he was married and had a daughter, and Uncle Kang, the fewer words the more things to do, and forwarded them at the same time.
What is a big V? This is the real big V!
In contrast, CCTV's morning news and sports channels have paid less attention, after all, there are fewer people who watch TV and more mobile phones, and those who don't know how to use smart phones are generally not interested in boxing.
That's why the Secretary-General was reluctant and nagged about cheapening the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.
Famous schools, famous cities, Chinese, Chinese martial arts, cross-heavyweight challenges, nine fights, nine wins and nine knockouts, tens of millions of dollars of support, and four million dollars of luxury cars, just a few lines of words condense a lot of eye-catching points.
Suddenly, the news exploded!
There is no doubt about the credibility of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, and as soon as some public figures who make a living from contradicting tunes emerged, they were scolded by tens of thousands of replies to the point that they were covered in, and the number of clicks, replies, and retweets continued to rise.
This news is so exciting and uplifting!
In fact, the video is not intact, the consulate invited a master to do an edit, and the beginning is a wonderful collection with a soundtrack, as for a group of beautiful women kissing, folk representatives running naked or something, all deleted.
What should I do if I am not in harmony and teach bad children?
So blessed are those who were not interested in boxing and had no patience to watch nine matches, but the beginning of less than half a minute gathered all the cool points, and the eye was knocked down!
There are also subtitles below, the fastest knockout record in boxing history, the first win in boxing history with zero hits, the first one-handed victory in boxing history, and the first time in boxing history to cross four weight classes.
Make history four times!
To tell the truth, even Comrade Lao Guan did not expect such a "simple" propaganda to become so popular, and he greatly appreciated the proposal to reduce the intensity of propaganda, and even wiped a cold sweat.
It's too much, and I can't add more.
Sure enough, less than two hours after the propaganda began, some people questioned it, and the reason was exactly the same as Lao Qin: it was just a competition between one city and six universities, and it was worth forwarding by the diplomatic corps?
Or is it because of Al Haymon?
This is unreasonable, no matter how famous Al Haymon is, he is not a boxing champion, and the Huaxia boxing champion has not seen such a big publicity battle, why is there a lot of hype about the small competition at the city level?
Because of the 10 million dollars, because of King Kalman, it is not even more so, in any case, the value orientation of the country should not look at money, let alone promote extravagance and extravagance.
The voices of skepticism gradually grew louder.
And this is just a debate within the officialdom and the academic circles, after the overwhelming praise, all kinds of opponents took the stage, including the well-known big V who took the money, and the cents who didn't want the money.
The breakthrough is mainly concentrated in two aspects.
One is Lao Qin's nationality, why is there all the masters of Yan, Ma, and Lei in China, but the Mi Li family can cultivate such excellent athletes? Sure enough, the moon is round and the air is sweet in a foreign country!