"Boom !!"

A thunderbolt fell, countless pictures appeared in the man's mind, in his memory, he acted recklessly in the heavenly realm, took the red thread of the old moon and turned the flower rope, messed up the mandarin duck spectrum, caught the roaring dog of Erlang God and stewed it, stole peaches to feed the cows, countless and countless others, and there was the dignified and holy Guanyin Master.

Countless memories came flooding back, and the man stood for a long time before he regained his strength.

"The dragon descending Arhat has appeared, and he has descended to Pudu all beings!"

The man suddenly posed as a second-hand cargo and shouted loudly, the man was the reincarnation of the Dragon Descending Arhat, named Li Xiuyuan.

"Cut, idiot!" ×N

The onlookers saw that he was okay and immediately dispersed.

"Secondary 2 teenagers have a lot of fun!"

Xiang Fanchen held his forehead with his hand, this behavior was too middle-class, and it was a shame for the immortals.

Li Xiuyuan came back to his senses and looked at the beautiful woman on the bed:

"Ninth pheasant?"

The delicate woman on the bed was being pulled by countless women on the street, and Li Xiuyuan stepped forward, ready to reason with them.

As a little overlord who dominates the heavenly court, these trivial hookups, as long as he is domineering and leaky, hook his fingers, and settle them in minutes.

"Shall I go, use my story to teach royalties?"

The setting of the Nine Generations of Pheasants, the Nine Generations of Beggars and the Nine Generations of Wicked Men is not the origin story of my Heavenly Buddha?

No wonder the Dragon Descending Arhat mixes so well in the Heavenly Realm, this is a copy of his own trumpet.

Once the dragon descends and successfully transforms the three of them, they will inevitably be directly promoted to the dragon descending venerable, and if they fail, they will also turn black into demons, kick away the black rakshasa with one foot, and dominate the demon world.

Advance can be attacked, retreat can be defended, a proper protagonist template, uh, no, this product is the protagonist.

Should you pull him or push him? Xiang Fanchen fell into deep thought.

Here, Li Xiuyuan has successfully persuaded him, and he is full of confidence when he has just regained his memory, just these crooked melons and cracked dates, and it will not take a minute to return to heaven.

The Ninth Pheasant relied on his handsome face, strong physique, and his three-inch tongue and pajamas...... Bah...... Convincing her is easy.

The Ninth Wicked Man? Hehe, can you have my evil? Is my Heavenly Court Evil Party a false name? No, I am a mortal and ordinary sentient being, and if you pay attention to people, you should convince people with reason, and the big fist of the casserole is the truth.

As for the beggars of the ninth generation, the wine is rich and wealthy, everything is the best taste in the world, and if you have a desire, you are afraid that the salted fish will not turn over?

However, just now that I have recovered my memory, I have to find my golden body first, as well as the magic weapon Pu Fan that Master Guanyin gave him.

"Fuhu, come with me, Fuhu?"

Li Xiuyuan looked back, hey, what about Fuhu?

In order not to be discovered by the gods of the upper realm, this thing went down to earth to help descend the dragon, and his mind was hidden, which can be said to be a second fool, and it is not good to lose it.

After searching for a long time, Li Xiuyuan found Fuhu Liuhalazi in the crowd, his eyes were following the chicken leg in Xiang Fanchen's hand, and the snacks were spinning.

"Fuhu, you come over to me. Li Xiuyuan grabbed Fu Hu and pulled him to him, while looking at Xiang Fanchen.

"This brother Tai, in Xia Li Xiuyuan, is the reincarnation of the Dragon Arhat, this is my brother, Fu Hu, we came here on a business trip. I look at Brother Tai and have a Buddha fate, I don't know if I can turn a thousand children and eight hundred taels at Brother Tai, should I be in a hurry?

On the other day, Fu Hu and I will return to the heavenly realm, and we will definitely return it tenfold, and even send my brother to the west to be an immortal, it is not impossible. ”

The person in front of him is dressed as a rich man, borrowing some money for emergencies is not a problem, and it is easy for immortals to borrow money from mortals.

Li Xiuyuan did not shy away from the fact that he was the reincarnation of the gods, these are all trivial matters, and the people of Hangzhou are not surprised that the gods are all saints.

For example, Fahai in the Jinshan Temple outside the city is a Zen master with great powers, who often comes out to subdue demons and eliminate demons, and over time, everyone is accustomed to it.

So no one is surprised that Li Xiuyuan was struck by lightning and did not die.

There is a strange magic in Li Xiuyuan's voice, which makes people happy, phew, convincing, and confusing others is the specialty of Buddhism.

He rambled a lot, which translated: I, the dragon descending Arhat, playing money.

"Coincidentally, it is actually the reincarnation of my Buddhist disciple, I am the reincarnation of the Buddha, and I also went down to work to save the Three Realms.

Now, I am cultivating here, and I need money to save the suffering people in the world, why don't you descend the dragon and worship my thousand sons and eight hundred first, and then you return to your original position, and I will make you a Buddha?"

I, Buddha, am even more awesome, play money!

After Xiang Fanchen finished speaking, the two looked at each other with wide eyes.

"Phew, neurosis!" ×2

"No one believes the truth these days?" ×2

“(?? ^??)” ×2

The scene was too philosophical, and at one point fell silent, and no one spoke.

At this moment, Li Xiuyuan stared at Xiang Fanchen in front of him and stared carefully, the person in front of him gave him a familiar feeling, but he couldn't remember where he had seen it.

There is also the fact that the person in front of him gives him a strong sense of déjà vu, as if he is looking in the mirror.

But he is not the deity, but the one in the mirror.

"Bah, what are you thinking?" Li Xiuyuan shook his head and shook off these nonsense thoughts.

While Li Xiuyuan was thinking wildly, Xiang Fanchen took out a book from his arms and handed it to Li Xiuyuan.

"Descending the dragon, this seat has seen that you have a lot of calamities in the mortal world this time, and this great day is sold to you, this is a treasure of the spiritual mountain, and it will definitely help you achieve the task. ”

Li Xiuyuan looked at the scripture book handed to him, this is a brand-new book, and on the cover is the words "Three Hundred Children's Songs", but these words were crossed out with a pen, and on the side was written "Da Ri Rulai True Scripture".

Li Xiuyuan: "......"

I'm going to fan this shameless one. How could I have strange thoughts that I felt similar to him? I must have had a brain cramp.

Could it be that the Heavenly Court thinks that my task of just leveling the Ninth Pheasant and the others is too simple, and adds another one?

This is a ninth-generation liar, right?

Could it be that the hardest part of my mission is going to fall on this person?

"Okay, I want this book, but I have no money now, you can go with me to get the money. ”

Li Xiuyuan stretched out his hand to take the Dari Rulai Sutra and threw it to Fu Hu on the side: "Fu Hu, you can keep this precious scripture for me." ”

Fu Hu: "Eat, eat, eat!"

"You can't eat this!"

Fu Hu picked up the book and bit it, Li Xiuyuan was quick to snatch it back and stuff it into his arms.

"It's better to descend the dragon, you know the goods. ”

Seeing Li Xiuyuan take the book, Xiang Fanchen's eyes lit up, and then he took out a few more books.

"Jizo Bodhisattva Honwish Sutra, Myoho-renge-kyo Sutra, Amitabha Sutra to understand?"

Li Xiuyuan: "......"

"Not interested? The King Kong version of the Jackfruit Sutra, hey, don't go, there are others here, Liu Bei think about it?"

Li Xiuyuan's footsteps paused slightly, and then he took two steps back and walked back.

"What's the matter?"

"You're satisfied!"

"Hey, hey, hey!" ×2