Ren Baqian and the empress thought that this time they came back for the New Year to enjoy the atmosphere of the New Year and spend two days leisurely.

However, it turned out that they were definitely overthinking.

The empress has only heard of her name for several years, and her niece-in-law, nephew-in-law, and granddaughter-in-law have been praised by Ren's mother for several flowers...... It's finally revealed, and it's no longer just a stunning photo.

Since the beginning of the Lunar New Year, almost all of Ren Baqian's seven aunts, eight aunts, five uncles, three uncles, and two uncles have personally walked around Ren's house. People came and went, and people went in and out, like the gates of Arashi.

Nominally, of course, they came to visit the door.

Actually, they came to watch.

Obviously, I would go to my uncle's house on the first day of the new year, and I would go to the two aunts' houses on the fourth and fifth days of the new year, but now everything has changed.

After two days, he couldn't even bear the appointment of 8,000, and fled with the empress.

As for the two flying horses, they bought plane tickets, threw a bank card containing 100,000 yuan, and gave a strict warning, so that the two of them started a new flying adventure.

The two flying riders were naturally overjoyed, they had already heard the two fools boast about it for a year, and now it was finally their turn.

The two felt that if there was nothing exciting, they would be sorry for the conscience of heaven and earth.

Unlike the previous two, the goal of these two was not to return to the Demon Capital from the beginning......

Ren Baqian naturally didn't know what kind of basket the two of them would break out of for themselves.

He was squatting in the pit at this time, and after finding a place to squat, he returned to Dayao with the empress, and this time he stayed for five days, and there was not much time left.

When he finished feeling comfortable and wiped his butt with paper, his face suddenly changed drastically.

He actually touched a ball of meat through the paper...... It still hurts...... Could it be that this is the legendary hemorrhoids? Could it be that he will also become a person with hemorrhoids in the future?

Thinking of such a future, Ren Baqian suddenly shuddered.

Although it is said that ten men have nine hemorrhoids, ten women have ten hemorrhoids, but Ren Baqian has been smiling at the rise of the storm, when his college roommate washed his butt with potassium permanganate every night, he was full of "kindness" smile.

But when it all happened to him, he was completely confused.

How could I have such a painful and restless illness that makes me even doubt life!

Has anyone ever seen a master get hemorrhoids?

Think about it, if Qiao Feng suddenly had a hemorrhoid attack when he was in Juxianzhuang......

Think about the time when Huashan was discussing the sword, many masters were holding chrysanthemums and twisting up to the peak...... The decisive battle on the top of Huashan Mountain...... Then find a place to apply hemorrhoid cream first?

Think about Xiao Yan holding his ass and saying with a distorted face: "Don't bully the young man ...... poor"

Think about Han Ranran's original battle with Nangong Wan in the cave and face the evil Jiao...... Then he shouted: "You help me for five minutes first!" and quickly ran to Nangong Wan to find a place to take off his pants and wipe hemorrhoids medicine?

For example, when Wang Chao and GOD fought in the last battle, their blood was drumming, hammer after hammer, and then the lower half of their bodies spurted blood directly?

Can you still watch this plot?

How did you become like this when it was your turn?

Ren Baqian's heart was broken.

Ever since she put on her pants, the pain in Chrysanthemum has been one after another.

When he walked out of the toilet with a pale face and walked out of the toilet with a small step, the empress was waiting in the distance.

The location of the two of them is a restaurant, and they originally planned to eat something and go to the toilet and then go out to find a place to go back directly.

I didn't expect such a huge change to happen! It's an apocalyptic disaster!

"What's wrong?" the empress asked lightly when she saw that his face was not good.

"It's nothing!" Ren Baqian's mouth trembled, he couldn't tell the empress that his chrysanthemum was blooming, right?

"Go back?" the empress saw that he did not say or ask.

"Can't go back...... I'm going to look something up. Ren Baqian had a crying expression on his face, and then quickly checked the map, skimming his legs all the way, not daring to take a step more than thirty centimeters, and quickly stomped forward.

Don't dare to take a big step, it hurts!!

"Pharmacy...... Ma Yinglong...... Pharmacy...... Ma Yinglong ...... "Ren Baqian looked at the map in his phone with a nervous face, looking for the pharmacy not far ahead.

He had never felt that time was so important.

In the past, I used to do all kinds of things two or three hours in advance, and then I just waited to travel through the world. Now, however, it was possible to go back at any time, maybe another minute, maybe ten minutes, maybe half an hour, because he had never calculated time so precisely.

He now has to race against time to go to the pharmacy to buy hemorrhoid cream, and he doesn't have time to spend more time online to understand what to do if he has hemorrhoids!

When he saw the pharmacy he was looking for appear on the side of the road more than ten meters in front of him, his face finally showed an excited look, and he turned his head to look at the empress, and saw that she was following him silently.

Seeing Ren Baqian turn around, the empress looked at him with a puzzled expression: "Why are you walking so strangely?

Ren Baqian squeezed out a dry smile: "Small problems, they can be solved soon." ”

With Ren Baqian's words, the air around him began to fluctuate regularly, and the empress suddenly grabbed Ren Baqian's arm.

When Ren Baqian found that the scenery in front of him had changed, his face suddenly changed miserably.

I didn't have time! I didn't even buy hemorrhoid cream!

"What the hell is going on?" asked the empress, narrowing her eyes.

"It's really not a big deal, Your Majesty doesn't need to worry about it!" Ren Baqian said with a green face.

"Why is it suddenly weird!" The empress looked puzzled, it was fine a moment ago, but it became like this after Ren Baqian went to the toilet.

Finally fooled the empress over, Ren Baqian walked back with one foot deep and one foot shallow after saying goodbye, thinking in his heart that he didn't know if there was such a disease as hemorrhoids in this world, and the Doctor Bureau didn't know if there was a way.

Thinking about it, Ren Baqian didn't know the bottom of his heart.

Looking at the guards behind him, Ren Baqian asked with tight teeth: "Shi Hu...... I'm asking you something!"

"Governor, what's the matter?" asked Shi Hu two steps forward.

"Do you know hemorrhoids?" Ren Baqian's face was unspeakable.

"I only know about arrow sores!" Shi Hu's face was deep.

"Then do you know if Chrysanthemum is sick!"

"What kind of flower is a chrysanthemum?"

"Forget it...... It's okay!" Ren Baqian sighed.

When I returned to the room, I began to toss and turn when I lay down on the bed, and it hurt!

That night, he discovered a lot of problems that he had never cared about before.

For example, some people always say that when the chrysanthemum is tight, when will the chrysanthemum be tight? Ren Baqian had never paid attention to it before, but now he knows that it will be when the water is released! Not only will it be tightened, but it will also be tightened twice and three times!

Every time the chrysanthemum is tight, the feeling, the sourness...... Let Ren Baqian be in pain.

For example, coughing, Ren Baqian never thought that the original cough would be tight!

For example, when you get up, does anyone know that you will be tight when you get up?

This night, Ren 8000 experienced it all over again.

He was half-asleep all night, and the next day he got up late, so he directly asked the guards to go to the school to give the students a vacation.

He felt he had to go to the doctor's office.

Otherwise, I really can't live this day!

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