Chapter 169: Thick Thighs
Ni Tiandian nodded: "You can also say that." ”
"But, have you ever seen the way of sharpening people's lives as soon as they make a move? Don't you know, Ai Mou was walking side by side with the seniors of the great drama spirit, talking and laughing, and suddenly shot dense bamboo arrows from the front, left, and right directions! That guy, swish, the strength and quantity are considerable!"
Ai's words are really as sharp as a knife.
"Isn't that unharmed?"
Ni Tianwang is still arguing with strong words.
Liang Zhongliang and Lei Xiaotian, who had never seen the real scene, couldn't help but sweat coldly, and almost asked in unison: "It's such a strong killing move when you make a move?"
"Of course! If the old guy hadn't cleaned up the bamboo arrows in the front and right directions, I'm afraid Ai would have become a hedgehog by now!"
"So ruthless? Where is this grinding? It's clearly an ambush. When Lei Xiaotian heard this, his eyes widened, and he hated to immediately punish Ni Tianwang and the five men in black.
But with the eccentric old man and Liang Zhongliang here, how dare he make a mistake?
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Liang Zhongliang's focus was different from Lei Xiaotian: "Big drama spirit, old guy, is Senior Brother Ai calling that senior?"
After speaking, Liang Zhongliang glanced at the strange old man who closed his eyes in the distance.
"Who else is he? At that time, there was no 'coincidental meeting' with Liang and Lei. Besides, do you know how to act? Can you two be old enough to be called 'old guy'?"
Ai Surf's continuous cross-examination made Liang Zhongliang and Lei Xiaotian speechless.
It's not that the two of them can't answer, it's because the amount of information contained in it is so great -
A small martial artist dares to call a powerful saint-level power a great drama master?
Strangely, it seems that the predecessors have not yet had the slightest displeasure?
What is the interesting story between the old and the young?
It's amazing, with the support of this senior, wouldn't Senior Brother Ai be able to walk sideways in the "Yunmeng Academy" in the future?
This senior is an authentic thick thigh!
Fortunately, we had the foresight to hug Senior Brother Ai's thigh a long time ago, haha.
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Fortunately, Liang Zhongliang and Lei Xiaotian didn't know that the weird old man had broken through to the emperor, nor did they know that he had given Ai Surf a great benefit, and they didn't know that the weird old man who was greedy for wine and greedy for a cup now still has to ask Ai Surf and attach great importance to Ai Surf...
It is foreseeable that once the two of them know the reason one day, I don't know what they will be shocked?
In case you get yourself a concussion, cerebral hemorrhage, heart disease, high blood pressure... But it's not beautiful!
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So, the question arises again: why did "Dantian Da Neng" not give early warning?
Is it because there is a big master like a strange old man who is with you, so that you can relax your vigilance? Or is it deliberately sharpening Ai Surf?
The answer is neither!
Rather, he had fallen into a deep sleep.
It stands to reason that the "Dantian Great Power" should be in a sober state at present.
for he was asleep for a year, and awake for five years. Now, it's only his third year of soberness.
However, specific problems must be analyzed on a case-by-case basis.
As early as when Ai Surf had a powerful "bodyguard" like a weird old man, "Dantian Da Neng" had the intention of going to sleep immediately.
After all, in the past two years, although he has made up a lot, he has also made a lot of shots. And his growth mainly depends on tonic and sleep.
Now that the tonic is enough, the rest is digested and grown in a deep sleep.
Ai surfing's washing and marrow has been completed, the magic power has also learned two, the divine soldier also has one, plus the eccentric old man will eat and live with him in the next year, Ai Surf in front of him, for the time being, there is no need for the help of "dantian power".
Therefore, after completing the blood alliance for Ai Surf and the big black bear, the "Dantian Da Neng" has nothing to do. So, after forcibly absorbing some of the energy of the monkey wine, he fell into a deep sleep.
Before going to bed, you naturally have to inform Ai Surf, and when he gets into trouble, he must have a degree, and don't provoke people who can't do it.
After all, the "dantian power" in a state of sleep is equivalent to not existing, and it cannot give any help.
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Even if the "Dantian Power" is sober, it is estimated that it will be similar to the idea of the eccentric old man - taking the opportunity to sharpen the three young people such as Ai Surf.
If you want to become a superior, you must not only have superb martial arts and a flexible mind, but also have a strong ability to deal with emergencies.
In the previous battle between the Monkey Sect and the Allied Army, Ai Surf's ability to strategize has been fully reflected.
It was a clash between two armies, so what about a small group of enemies ambushed?
Can you still handle it easily?
This ambush against him was the best test.
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What the?
The eccentric old man, as the former dean and the dignified emperor, how could he eat and live with Ai Surf?
It may not be possible to live and walk together, but eating together is a must!
At least for a year.
It's not good to eat differently, the monkey wine is still in the hands of Ai Surf.
Ai Surf has already made it clear: "In order to prevent the seniors from drinking too much, your two hundred and fifty catties of monkey wine will be kept by the kid, and one tael will be provided for each meal, and a maximum of three taels a day." Of course, you can take less and not more. ”
Strange old man: "This... Ahem... It's better for the old man to keep it himself, how can he trouble Xiaoyou?"
As the saying goes, 'one person doesn't drink, two people don't play cards', and it's too boring for the seniors of the big drama to drink alone. ”
Strange old man: "What? Xiaoyou drinks so much, you have to drink three meals a day? After the monkey wine is 250 catties from the old man, you only have 150 catties left?"
Ai Surfing: "That's right! The seniors are really strong in oral arithmetic, and mathematics is not taught by physical education teachers. ”
Strange old man: "Don't make all this nonsense! It's useless to put a high hat on the old man." The two hundred and fifty catties of monkey wine are unique to the old man. ”
Ai Surfing: "That's right! No one is always arguing with you, how can you declare sovereignty again when you have nothing to do?"
The eccentric old man groaned slightly: "Who else dares to rob the old man? Looking at the entire 'Yunmeng Academy', there is only one person who dares!"
When Ai Surf heard this, he couldn't help but be interested: "There is really someone who dares to snatch the beloved things of his predecessors? This person is really a hero! Who is he? For such a bullish character, we really want to make friends with him!"
When the strange old man heard this, he couldn't help but laugh dumbly: "This person is far away in the sky, close in front of him! Xiaoyou actually fluttered himself, and he wanted to make friends with himself... Are you going to laugh at the old man?"
Ai Surf: "What? The person in the minds of the seniors turned out to be me? Haha, am I so capable? Dare to compete with the Emperor for his beloved things." ”