Volume 1 Jin Bo Snow Carp Chapter 13 The Sheep Enters the Tiger's Mouth

At this moment, a tall man came out of the door, who looked to be about thirty years old, with a full beard, his head tied in a bun, a silver collar around his neck, and a red belly pocket on his chest, which was embroidered with the pattern of a bat celebrating his birthday. He holds a small wooden sword in his left hand and a doll in his right hand. He shouted at the woman, "Mother, Dou'er wants to go out to play." ”

When the woman saw the man, she frowned and said, "What are you playing, go back to the cave." The man threw the wooden sword and the doll to the ground, sat down on the ground, opened his mouth wide and began to cry.

Seeing him crying sadly, the old woman shook her head, took out a handkerchief from her sleeve to wipe his tears, and said softly: "Dou'er, don't cry, let's go out to play." ”

The man named Dou'er burst into tears and laughed and stood up. picked up the wooden sword and doll that were thrown on the ground, and tilted his head to look at Xiao Shui and the others. The old woman rolled her eyes and said to Xiao Yunfan: "Hey, boy, are you two willing to play with my family?" Xiao Yunfan glanced at Shui Hanyan, and then agreed: "Thanks to the love of the seniors, the younger generations are honored." ”

Xiao Shui and the others followed the old woman to the cave, Shui frowned and whispered, "Brother Xiao." Are you really going to play with him?" Xiao Yunfan also said in a low voice: "In order to be able to learn the pattern of the key to the Xuanji iron box from this woman's mouth, this is also a helpless move. ”

The four of them walked inward along the tunnel of the cave, and the stone walls on both sides of the tunnel were lit with bright lights, but they did not feel dark. The old woman walked in the lead, his son walked behind her, and Xiao Yunfan walked side by side with Shui Hanyan.

The four of them walked to the end of the corridor, and there was another stone door, only to see the old woman stretch out a hand like a chicken paw and press it on a raised round stone brick. The stone gate rose slowly, and the four of them walked to a stone platform, but there was no flat road in front of them, but a cliff, and the two sides of the strait gathered seven or eight feet, only two thick and huge iron chains were connected.

Shui Hanyan took a few steps forward, glanced back at the bottom of the stone platform, patted his chest, gasped, and slowly said to Xiao Yunfan: "Brother Xiao, there is no bottom down here, if you are not careful, you will fall to pieces." ”

The old woman looked back and laughed, "It's impossible to break bones, it's hot lava down here, and there won't even be bones if it falls." As she spoke, she jumped onto the chains.

Xiao Shui and the others saw that this woman was short in stature and mediocre in appearance, but they didn't expect her to have such an amazing artistic career.

The funny-looking man danced and shouted, "Mother, wait for me." He turned back to Xiao Shui and the two of them and grimaced: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, you are cowards." As he spoke, he also landed on the ground with both feet, jumped on the chain, and shot to the opposite side like a projectile in a few ups and downs.

Shui Hanyan's face was pale, and Xiao Yunfan said softly: "Sister Shui, I'll carry you over." Shui Hanyan's face turned red and said, "But Brother Xiao ......" Xiao Yunfan leaned down and said, "Trust me!" Shui Hanyan hugged Xiao Yunfan's neck, and his heart beat very violently.

I saw Xiao Yunfan jump, his feet fell on the iron chain, and the iron chain trembled violently under the strength of the two people. Xiao Yunfan's body shook slightly, Shui Hanyan couldn't help but turn pale with fright, and closed his eyes. Xiao Yunfan secretly lucked his true qi and performed the longitudinal technique, only to see him walking with his feet in the air, as if walking against the wind, and his posture was extremely chic. The old woman couldn't help but praise in her eyes: "What a handsome figure." ”

When Xiao Yunfan fell to the ground, he put down Shui Hanyan and said softly: "Silly girl, Brother Xiao didn't lie to you!" Shui Hanyan's face turned red, and he said in a low voice: "You didn't lie to me, but I'm really scared to death!"

The two of them followed the old woman and continued to walk, and on the way Xiao Yunfan was thinking: This place is far away from where she lives, and how did she know when I called the door. Seeing that Xiao Yunfan was in a trance, Shui Hanyan tugged at his sleeve and said, "Brother Xiao, what are you thinking?" Xiao Yunfan smiled and said, "It's nothing." ”

This old woman is Mo Ion's wife, and the crazy man is the son of the two. The old woman sat on a stone chair and looked at Xiao Shui, and said quietly: "What did the two of you come to the old man's mansion, this place is very secret, where do you know?" Xiao Yunfan heard the meaning of the old woman's words, Mo Ion and his wife and children lived in seclusion here, just didn't want people to disturb them. And there is a reason for it, and I came here by chance, and it is also blessed by God in the dark.

When the matter of Bashan was revealed, the old woman listened to it, nodded and said, "In this way, you came to me by mistake. The Xuanji iron box you are talking about is indeed a thing created by a husband, but the husband has passed away, and there is no second person in the world who can open the things he has created. Since you two have agreed to be my playmates, then stay here for the rest of your life. ”

Shui Hanyan frowned and said, "Mother-in-law, my eldest brother Xiao's life is on the line, and if I want to stay here, I am afraid that it will be inconvenient." I also went down the mountain on the orders of the master, so naturally I couldn't stay for a long time. A cold glint flashed in the old woman's eyes, and she said coldly: "So, are you lying to my wife?"

Xiao Yunfan smiled: "How dare you." The seniors have already said that the old predecessors of Mo have passed away, and the younger generations have the courage to have a reluctant request. The old woman said, "What kind of reluctance, old woman, I don't like so many twists and turns." ”

Xiao Yunfan glanced at Shui Hanyan and signaled that she could not speak, and then said slowly: "Senior Mo is a master of organs, and the skills he has learned all his life will definitely not be buried in the ground for a long time due to the death of his predecessor." The younger generation guessed that the seniors must have handed over the classics they had written all their lives to you for safekeeping before they died. I also hope that my predecessors will lend this classic to me. ”

The old woman sneered: "You are very shrewd, but unfortunately there are three things in the life of the husband, one is not to open a sect and accept disciples, the second is not to write books and speak, and the third is not to set foot in the world. So you don't have to waste your time. ”

Xiao Yunfan sighed and said, "Since this is the case, then the junior has no choice but to leave." ”

Mrs. Mo shook her head and said, "I made it clear to you, who knew that you kid and I were verbose, and I didn't want to keep you." But if you break your promise first, the old body will naturally give you a little bitterness. ”

Xiao Yunfan said with a smile: "Since Xiao can come, there is naturally a way to leave here." ”

The old woman said lightly, "Then try it." As she spoke, she slapped one of her palms on the arm of the chair.

Two iron hands stretched out from behind the stone chair where Xiao Yunfan was sitting, tightly clamping his upper body, and his feet were also locked by two iron rings. Shui Hanyan sat next to Xiao Yunfan, and was also restrained by iron hands. The old woman smiled and said, "Boy, are you still hard-mouthed?" The crazy man next to the old woman clapped his hands and said, "Mother, I have caught it, I have caught it." Some of the pockets played. ”

The old woman stood up, took her son's arm, pointed to Shui Han and said, "Dou'er, will my mother let this girl be your wife?"

Dou'er looked at Shui Hanyan, took his thumb in his mouth, and nodded desperately. Xiao Yunfan thought in his heart: No wonder this old pious woman would let us enter the cave, it turned out that she had already planned it. Let the water girl be his wife to his stupid son, hehe.

Shui Hanyan looked stupid when he saw that pocket, and naturally he was extremely disgusted in his heart, and blurted out: "Wishful thinking! I won't marry this idiot even if I die!"

Mrs. Mo heard the word idiot in her ears, and her face was covered with a layer of frost, only to see her figure shake, five fingers like chicken claws buckled on Shui Hanyan's neck, her eyes showed a fierce light, and she said viciously: "You girl, let you be my son's wife, it is the old body that looks up to you, and if you dare to speak disrespectfully, the old body will break your neck." Xiao Yunfan said hurriedly: "Madame, stop being angry." ”

Seeing that her mother was angry, Dou'er grabbed her earlobe with both hands and said, "Mother! Mrs. Mo looked back at her son, her eyes full of love. smiled and said, "Silly boy, my mother knows that you are very well-behaved." With that, he let go. Shui Hanyan was grabbed by her, her breath was not smooth, and her pretty face turned red, Xiao Yunfan saw it in her eyes, and her heart was like a pinprick.

He knew that Shui Hanyan had a strong temperament, so he naturally would not give in, while Mrs. Mo had a strange temper and a deep heart. Then he said: "Madame, do you know who this girl is?" Mrs. Mo said: "The old man only recognizes her as my daughter-in-law." ”

Xiao Yunfan shook his head and smiled: "Madame must not know that this girl is the granddaughter of the master of the Snow Palace of the Xuannu Palace. If you always mention this family business, you have to ask the meaning of the family!" Mrs. Mo sat back in her chair and said proudly: "Even if she is the daughter of the Jade Emperor, what should the old body do?" When the red tape of proposing marriage comes to me, it's all bullshit. As long as my son likes it. ”

Shui Hanyan knew that Xiao Yunfan was talking nonsense, saying that she was the granddaughter of the palace master, in order to let the old woman know the difficulties and retreat, who knew that the old woman actually didn't buy the account of the snow palace master. Mrs. Mo clasped her hands in her sleeves, her eyes flashing, and after a moment, a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth. Then she said slowly: "Little girl, is this kid surnamed Xiao your lover?" Shui Hanyan ignored her.

Mrs. Mo said again: "The old body said, let you be my son's daughter-in-law, if you are willing, the old body should build the key to unlock the Xuanji brocade box for this kid surnamed Xiao." If you don't, that's fine, I have a pool in this cave with crocodiles. On weekdays, I feed the animals some raw meat. I don't have time to take care of them these days. I see that this kid surnamed Xiao has a few taels of meat on him, just to feed the crocodiles. I'll let you watch how he turns into bones. ”

Shui Hanyan's scalp was numb when he heard the word white bone, his face turned pale, and he said, "You...... Why are you so vicious?" Mrs. Mo smiled: "Vicious, there is no way, a mother can do anything for her son." ”

Xiao Yunfan cut off Mrs. Mo's words and laughed loudly: "Madame wants me to feed the crocodiles or turtles." Anyway, Xiao has a bad life, but he doesn't care about these. Madame is also old, it stands to reason that I shouldn't say these insignificant words, but Madame is strong, and I will look at this kid. First, if the lady is this girl and is coerced to marry Senior Mo, she must be unwilling to be the boss in her heart. Second, the marriage event, as often said, the life of the parents, the words of the matchmaker. Naturally, the people in our rivers and lakes are not as good as ordinary people, but the girls of other families have to say to the masters and elders, and besides, the lady wants the girls to be your daughter-in-law, so you are embarrassed not to take some dowry. ”

Mrs. Mo heard Xiao Yunfan's words, and she was already impatient in her heart. scolded: "I gave my son a daughter-in-law and asked you to meddle with this kid." ”

Xiao Yunfan blinked and said with a smile: "If I don't bring this girl, Mrs. and this daughter-in-law naturally don't know who to ask for." If this girl really has such a marriage with Ling Lang, Xiao is this old man. Do you say you don't care about me?"

Mrs. Mo's eyes rolled and she said in a deep voice, "There is some truth in what you say. ”

Xiao Yunfan saw that she answered his words, and continued: "Although the kid and this girl have not spent much time together, they know that this woman is strong. She may not be willing to listen to Madame's words, but she may be able to listen to the words of the boy. Since Madame intends to find a good match for Ling Lang, I am willing to be this matchmaker. ”

Shui Hanyan looked at Xiao Yunfan in a daze, with tears in his eyes, and said in his heart: I really didn't expect him, he is such a person. Then I thought about it again: Brother Xiao must have some clever plan, how could I doubt him.

Xiao Yunfan said: "Madam, according to the boy's opinion, it is better to choose a day than to hit the day, so let's hold this wedding banquet today." You are old, you have to prepare the banquet meal first, and prepare the phoenix crown and xiaxia veil. By the way, this bride can't marry Ling Lang with all the dust, so I bother you to prepare some fragrant soup so that she can bathe and change her clothes. And I, on the other hand, persuaded her right here. Now that my hands and feet are chained by you, it is impossible for me to escape. You can rest assured that I will definitely persuade this little girl to marry Ling Lang happily. ”

Mrs. Namo also calculated in her heart: the two of them were locked hands and feet, and they would definitely not be able to escape. He took the crazy man and left.

Xiao Yunfan coughed, and deliberately said loudly: "Girl Shui, you just agreed to this family business!" The number of Mo family organs is famous in the rivers and lakes, but for this head, ordinary girls are only afraid that they will sharpen their heads, and Mrs. Mo may not let them enter the door.

Now that Mrs. Mo is favored, this grace is a great honor. In other words, Mrs. Mo intends to support you as the new master of the Mo family. Her old man is already in his twilight years, you and Mo Gongzi are in harmony with the piano and flute, this is what she is most looking forward to, if the next year is added, his old man can also enjoy the joy of family. ”

Shui Hanyan knew that Xiao Yunfan was talking nonsense, but there was still a trace of displeasure in his heart, and he said slowly: "I, I won't marry her stupid son." ”

Xiao Yunfan blinked as he spoke, signaling that Mrs. Mo must not have gone far, but eavesdropping on the conversation between the two. The water contains smoke and ice and snow is smart, and he cooperated with Xiao Yunfan to act immediately. The two of them sang and sang together, as if they were talking about cross talk.

After a long time, Xiao Yunfan said in a low voice: "Sister Shui, you have the right to promise them, when you worship heaven and earth with that stupid boy, I will ask you for a glass of wine, remember that this glass of wine is fed to me by you." Whether you and I can leave depends on this glass of wine. ”

Shui Hanyan heard this, and he still doubted it in his heart. Secretly thought: Since Brother Xiao said this, he must be confident. I'll just do what he says.