Chapter 67: Crying and laughing, Jiang Shang finally confessed, and the system took the initiative to be suspicious!
As soon as Shen Gongbao's voice fell, the broom star waved his hand directly, and immediately walked out of four sturdy servants, two of whom were holding honeypots in their hands.
The other two were leading the goats.
Jiang Ziya, who was immobilized by the immobilization technique, was a little scared when he heard that Shen Gongbao was going to use a big move:
The demon Shen Gongbao often plays his cards out of common sense, and he doesn't know what trick he wants to use against himself, but when he sees the honey pot brought by the servant and the goat he brought in.
Jiang Ziya breathed a sigh of relief, remembering that his wife broom Xing said that he was going to invite onlookers to dinner, could it be that Shen Gongbao wanted everyone to eat boiled mutton.
And he is the charcoal that boils mutton?
Thinking of this, Jiang Ziya smiled: Shen Gongbao, you also underestimate me too much, how can my Jiang Ziya's will be able to succumb to the fiery punishment.
When the servant holding the honey pot evenly coated the honey in the honey pot on the soles of Jiang Ziya's feet, Jiang Ziya panicked:
"Shen Gongbao, do you want to cook me for everyone to eat? You want to make a pot of ginger soup and stew goat? It's against heaven for you to do this.
You are a monster, it is natural for monsters to eat people, but the onlookers are all humans, how dare you let them cannibalize each other. ”
For Jiang Ziya's roar, Shen Gongbao didn't pay attention to it at all, and his heart was full of contempt: Jiang Ziya, how could I let you guess my thoughts so easily.
Often when you think I'm going to deal with you like this, I will do it to you like that.
Ignoring Jiang Ziya's roar, he continued to let the protagonist of Jiang Ziya's dream, the broom star, begin to punish Jiang Ziya.
After receiving the order of Shen Gongbao, the broom star waved his hand again, and with the movement of the broom star, more than a dozen golden dragonfish suddenly appeared in the sky.
Puff, puff, fell into the boiling urn suspended above Jiang Ziya's head.
After a while, a fragrant smell of stewed fish permeated the entire downtown area, and even Jiang Ziya, who was kneeling on the ground, couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva.
Jiang Ziya, who had opened a restaurant, knew that he could not avoid the fate of being put in the pot, and smiled bitterly:
"Hey, fish and mutton are the freshest in the world, I didn't expect my Jiang Ziya to die in such a fresh soup in the end. ”
As soon as his eyes were closed, Jiang Ziya, who waited for the servants to throw himself into the pot, waited for a long time, but did not find any movement from the servants.
Just when Jiang Ziya was wondering, the voice of the broom star came into Jiang Ziya's ears:
"Jiang Ziya, this old man, doesn't have much oil and water on him, and the lights are not strong this day, Ah San Ah Si, go and let Jiang Ziya's firewood be more prosperous. ”
Jiang Ziya only understood half of the broom star's order, and what Jiang Ziya understood was that he didn't have to get out of the pot, but Jiang Ziya didn't understand how his humanoid firewood could be more prosperous.
His hair and beard are burned, is there anything else on his body that can increase the firepower?
Suddenly, a strange itchy sensation came from the soles of his feet, and no matter how Jiang Ziya controlled it, he couldn't stand the itchy feeling of wanting to die.
Like a hundred claws scratching his heart, Jiang Ziya immediately had the idea of scratching it, but Jiang Ziya was frozen by the broom star with a fixation technique and couldn't move.
Only above the neck can move freely, turning his head to look at his feet, Jiang Ziya finally knew how this itchy and uncomfortable feeling came from.
I SAW THE SERVANTS A SAN AND A SI EACH LEADING A GOAT, AND THE TWO GOATS WERE ON THE SOLES OF TIAN'S FEET WHERE HE HAD SMEARED HONEY.
Once the honey on the soles of his feet was cleaned by TIAN, Ah San Ah Si immediately smeared the honey on the soles of his feet again.
LET THE GOAT KEEP TIAN, JIANG ZIYA DIDN'T SEE SUCH A SCENE AND COULD HOLD ON FOR A WHILE, BUT WHEN JIANG ZIYA SAW SUCH A SCENE.
Jiang Ziya couldn't bear it anymore, and immediately laughed, "Hah!ha!ha!ha!ha!" Jiang Ziya could feel it.
Only by laughing out loud can he feel a little better, but how can Shen Gongbao's punishment be so easy for people to crack.
After Jiang Ziya smiled, he sadly found that he couldn't stop laughing, as long as he stopped laughing.
Suddenly, it will be itchy and unbearable, and it will be impossible to restrain it. I even felt the urge to take a knife and cut off my own foot.
Strange to say, when Jiang Ziya laughed, the flames burning above his head also became vigorous.
Jiang Ziya suddenly fell into a dilemma of hot pain on the top of his head and itchy soles of his feet, and Jiang Ziya, who was burning in pain on the top of his head, wanted to cry.
But Jiang Ziya just cried twice, and the itching on the soles of his feet made Jiang Ziya have to laugh a few times to relieve the pain of itching.
In this way, Jiang Ziya cried and laughed for a while, and after only half an hour, Jiang Ziya couldn't hold on:
"Shen Gongbao, you demon, stop, I beg you, I say, I say it all. I'll tell you whatever you ask.
Please don't torture me like this again. I'm going to go crazy if I keep doing this. ”
Jiang Ziya's plea for mercy made Shen Gongbao smile with satisfaction. In the dream, the broom star waved his hand, and all the scenes in the downtown disappeared.
Jiang Ziya was pleasantly surprised to find that he was back to the scene where he had just picked up the broom star hijab, and Jiang Ziya, who had forgotten the pain after the scar, immediately wanted to retort.
After all, the broom star has lived with Jiang Ziya for many years, and he is very clear about Jiang Ziya's temper, and he hasn't waited for Jiang Ziya to speak.
The broom star glared at him directly: "Jiang Ziya, you forgot the torture just now, do you still want to experience the feeling of crying and laughing again?"
Broom Xing's words completely shattered Jiang Ziya's last psychological defense, and he reluctantly explained:
"The Divine List is an innate spiritual treasure that can ignore any obstacles, I hid him in my mind, if I want to take out this Divine List.
I only need to recite a mantra, which is: There is a god list in the sky, that is the despair of God to save the common people, I look for my call, call God to give me strength. ”
Jiang Ziya recited the mantra Shen Gongbao felt a little headache when he heard it, which god set the mantra of the god list, it was too long and difficult to remember.
Which is like the natal magic weapon given to by the system, as long as a Rubik's Cube comes out, or Fang Er comes out, all the problems will be solved.
Shen Gongbao has a headache, and the system tells Shen Gongbao very intimately:
"Little leopard, you also find it troublesome, don't you? Not only do you find this formula troublesome, but I also find this formula troublesome.
But don't worry, as long as you let Jiang Ziya withdraw from the dream and return to reality for a while, we will get the god list.
You don't care about the rest, I'll take action and change the CAO control formula of the god list to be as simple as the Rubik's Cube. ”
The words of the system not only did not reassure Shen Gongbao, but made Shen Gongbao suddenly increase his vigilance, according to the consistent urine nature of the system.
In the case that you don't complete the task, it is impossible for the system to take the initiative, and this time the system is so active to help itself.
THE SO-CALLED NOTHING TO BE COURTEOUS IS NOT JIAN OR THEFT, THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS.