Hong Chen thought to himself: "That's not it. I see that you are not much better than us, and you are also shouted and killed everywhere you go. You're still a camel, and you can't hide your disguise. He only said, "I don't have the mind to do this for the time being." ”

Seeing that the provocation was ineffective, Zhongli immediately changed his course and said, "What if I can take you to the place where I picked up the sword? There are other blades there, many of which are of no lower quality than that snake sword. ”

Hong Chen thought, "There are really a lot of blades in that place, why did you only pick up one sword? Immediately, he thought again: "Zhong Huozi can get the snake sword, maybe he really needs to get a similar way to the blade." Among the blades I saw, except for Luo Qinghan's withered tree, none of them were comparable to the snake sword. "The better the knife, the more likely it is the knife you are looking for, Hong Chen was still a little moved for a while.

Zhongli saw that Hong Chen's expression had changed, and said that the lure plan had really worked, and continued, "Do you want to know where that place is?"

Hong Chen said: "That's nature. ”

Zhongli smiled: "You untie the rope for me, let me go outside to poop and pee, and I'll tell you when I come back." ”

Hong Chen nodded: "Okay, but I have to watch you." ”

"Hehe, the camel's poop stinks, and it smokes you again. Zhongli said, "And there is another problem with camels, that is, when they poop, they have to put a few stinky farts first, if there are others watching, it is difficult for camels to poop out, and they will keep farting." ”

Hong Chen shook his head: "I don't watch, what if you run away?"

Zhongli said: "Look at the camel's injury, it is enough to walk, where can you run? Moreover, you are deaf and sharp, whether the camel opens the door or climbs over the wall, where can you hide it? As soon as you escape, you will be caught." ”

"That's just as well. ”

Hong Chen didn't want to smell the smell of, pee and fart, so he untied the rope for Zhongli, and then leaned over to the window to listen to the movement in the courtyard. But I heard Zhongli humming and panting, and the sound of "poof" and "poof" kept coming, and said secretly: "It turns out that Zhong Huozi can really fart a lot when he, but fortunately I didn't go to watch." ”

In the courtyard, Zhongli found an open space and set up a horse stance, but he didn't really take off his pants and. Since yesterday, he has not eaten water and rice for more than a day, where is the feces and urine to pull the sash? But I saw that his eyes were closed, his right arm was drooping, his left arm was pushed forward, and many beads of sweat the size of beans gradually appeared on his forehead, and a wisp of white smoke came out of his head.

Only a short moment later, Zhongli's collapsed right shoulder had a slight uplift, and the index finger of his right hand suddenly hooked slightly. Zhongli opened his eyes suddenly, his legs were weak, and he sat on the ground with his buttocks, but his face was full of joy, and he said to himself in his heart: "The meridians in my body are different from ordinary people, and many places have never been able to get through. But Dai Wanshan smashed my right shoulder with one palm, but he just rushed away from several key nodes. The cold power in the body should have been expelled by the bamboo cutter, although there are still some remnants, but it also happens to be used as a buffer, so that the newly opened meridians will not collapse due to the sudden influx of internal force. This time it's really a blessing in disguise, a godsend!"

At this time, the door opened, and Hong Chen covered his nose and came out and asked, "Camel, haven't you finished pulling it yet?"

Zhongli got up and sighed: "It seems that I am a little constipated, and I can't get out." But I farts a lot, and my intestines are a lot smoother, so it's much more comfortable. ”

"Wait a minute, I'll give you a hand. ”

Hong Chen unbuttoned his pants against the wall and spilled a big bubble of urine.

Zhongli covered his nose and frowned, and scolded in his heart: "You stinky boy, but you are full of food and drink, and you have urine to spill." tied Lao Tzu, didn't even give a piece of bread to eat, and didn't drink anything. ”

When the two returned to the house, Zhongli first asked Hong Chen for water. Hong Chen said: "There is no water here, bear with me, and wait for Ji Cha to bring you some back tomorrow." Zhongli said: "This tea picker was originally called Ji Cha, what is your name?" Hong Chen said: "My name is Hong Chen." Zhongli asked: "See through the red dust of the red dust?" Hong Chen shook his head: "It's the flood of the torrent, the star of the stars." Your real name isn't Zhong Huozi. ”

Zhongli nodded and said, "Yes." My name is Zhongli, Zhong is the bell of the bell ringing and eating, and the bell is mottled and separated. ”

Hong Chen said: "This name seems to be a little better than mine, who gave it to you?"

"It's my sister. ”

"So you have a sister? Where is she? If you know that you are a flower thief, you should not be happy. ”

"My sister is also long dead. ”

Hong Chen was stunned, and inadvertently mentioned other people's sad things, so he stopped asking. The two men lay on one side of the bed and slept silently.

When the sun rose, Ji Cha stretched his waist and walked out of the house, and when he saw that the two of them were still sleeping outside, he woke up Hong Chen first and asked, "Did this camel tell you anything yesterday?" Hong Chen said: "It's nothing, so he nagged some ordinary words." I went to the yard to poop and pee again. ”

Ji Cha turned his head to look at Zhongli, and saw that although the rope binding method on his body had changed, it was still very strong, and he was a little relieved, and said to Hong Chen: "This camel is cunning, and there is cunning in his words, you must be careful." I'm going to get some food and drink, and you'll be sure to take care of him." Hong Chen said yes in a loud voice.

Ji Cha walked out of the house and jumped out of the courtyard wall. This time, I didn't come back until almost noon, carrying a large basket in my hand, and when I opened it in the house, I saw a can of stewed chicken nuggets, a can of stewed pork belly, six large white steamed buns and a few vegetarian fried green leafy vegetables mixed on a plate.

Hong Chen and Zhongli, who had been waiting for a long time, looked shocked when they saw it. Ji Cha waited until he and Hong Chen had eaten enough, and then gave the rest of the soup and water and half a steamed bun to Zhongli. Zhongli was untied by Hong Chen, shook his left hand, and said, "This bit of food is not enough for a camel to eat." ”

Ji Cha raised his eyebrows: "You greedy camel, it's good to have a clean mouth to eat for you, and you still dislike it?" If you want to eat enough, I'll go to the house next door and pick a big bucket of swill for you." ”

Zhongli stopped talking, pinched half of the steamed bun, dipped it in the broth, ate it in three or two bites, and then grabbed the edge of the crockpot with his hand, drank the chicken soup and broth clean, and then grabbed the remaining green leafy vegetables with his hands and swallowed them, and took away all the oil on his five fingers one by one, and licked his lips with inexhaustible meaning.

Ji Cha asked, "Do you still want to eat?"

Zhongli said, "Of course I want to. ”

"If you still want to eat, go eat swill. Ji Cha thought about it for a while, and then said, "No, you don't have to eat swill, you only deserve to eat dung." ”

Zhongli was silent.

In the evening, Ji Cha saw that it was already dark outside, and said to Hong Chen: "Come with me to the General's Mansion, this time you must get out the snow drinking knife and the camel's snake sword." Hong Chen pointed to Zhongli: "What about this camel?" Ji Cha said: "The outside of this rope is tied up by three small ropes, and the inside is cow tendon, this camel is still seriously injured, and it can't be broken at all." ”

The two of them went out of the house, bolted the doors and windows from the outside, and then jumped off the wall and left the courtyard. Ji Cha grabbed Hong Chen's shoulder, and took advantage of the night to fly all the way to the courtyard wall of the General's Mansion. The two stopped at the base of the wall, and Ji Cha whispered: "We don't have to look around tonight, just grab Dai Wanshan, and put the knife on his neck, don't believe him." If you can't catch him, you can catch his wife and daughter. ”

Hong Chen said, "What if he says that the knife and sword are no longer in his house?"

"Then let him say where it is, and then take us to find it, and if you can't find it, don't blame you for the ruthlessness of the butcher's knife in the hands of the bamboo cutter. ”

After Ji Cha finished speaking, he grabbed Hong Chen's arm again, and flew over the high wall. At this time, there were still lights on in many courtyards of the General's Mansion, and Ji Cha guessed that Dai Wanshan might be dealing with government affairs in the study at this time, so he and Hong Chen quietly walked from the darkness to the direction of the study.

When he arrived at the courtyard where the study was located, Ji Cha saw a person reading things by candlelight through the window, only to say that the person must be Dai Wanshan, and took Hong Chen to kick the door directly and kick the room open, shouting loudly: "Dai Wanshan, if you want to live, hand over the snow drinking knife and the camel's sword...... How is it Mrs. Dai?"

But I saw that the person sitting behind the bookcase was not Dai Wanshan who was five big and three thick at all, but Mrs. Dai, who was petite, but the candlelight was not very bright, the outline reflected on the window was not very clear, and Ji Cha had preconceived ideas, so he didn't recognize it. But it doesn't matter if it's not Dai Wanshan, Ji Cha stepped forward, probed his claw with his left hand, and the tip of the claw pressed against Mrs. Dai's throat: "Do you know the whereabouts of the snow drinking knife and the camel's sword? But if you don't cooperate...... Hmph, don't want your life!"

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