The 47th Typhoon Home Farce
Typhoon walked up to me, took my hand, and said to me:
"My house is almost here, will you come back to my house with me? ”
Tianbao walked over with a smile and asked:
"What's the happy event in your family? Who wants to clarify? Tell me about it, or full moon wine?"
Typhoon smiled and said embarrassedly:
"My father and mother are dead, but I have a brother who wants to marry one of my father's concubines! This means that my brother is going to be the head of the family! Because this concubine is very powerful. Whoever she prefers, whoever is the head of the family. ”
Brother Jinlong also came over and said with a smile:
"Brother Typhoon, your family is really messy. Besides, if you have to elect a new parent, Brother Typhoon can be Brother Typhoon, you have to work hard to compete. ”
Hearing this, Typhoon shook his head with a smile and said:
"I never had that idea, I didn't want to be the head of the family. I'm by no means an ambitious person, I'm just an ordinary person. It's a pity that our family is not at peace, otherwise I would have had a good life. Our family is not harmonious, and the fight is very fierce, which has become our big joke. ”
Tianbao asked curiously:
"Which brother of yours is a ghost? He has a big heart. I think it's ridiculous. Don't you have a parent in charge of your family?"
Suddenly, a little girl came out of the crowd, who seemed to be a slave maid of the Typhoon family, and he proudly crossed his hands on his hips and said to us:
"You outsiders know a fart, our lady wants ten thousand poisonous bees, and she will soon marry our third young master Tang Cai. How about it? Do you want to have a cup of wine? If you are making trouble, I advise you to take it as soon as possible, and don't mess around. Don't think I don't know that you are the people of the eldest young master Tang Taifeng. ”
I never dreamed that a person would suddenly appear, and it was actually my long-lost best friend Odu.
Oudu first said:
"Who said that your eldest young master Typhoon can't be the head of the family? Even if your third young master Tang Cai married the lady of Ten Thousand Poisonous Bees, our sect supports the eldest young master of Typhoon as a parent! ”
"Stinky girl! I'm getting impatient to live, looking for death. "I didn't expect that Bai Lili would also come.
"That's it, don't you Tang family have a happy event? Let's just go eat that happy wine, and we want to make trouble, and I'm going to make you angry, stinky girl." "Sure enough, I guessed correctly, Bai Li is here, and Bai Tingting is also here.
I found the backbone of the main heart at once, originally I only had Tianbao to rely on each other, what idea do I want Tianbao to come out. If there is any big event, Tianbao has to jump out to support the scene.
It's good now, there are three more Oudu masters and servants, it's really good.
Bai Tingting walked up to me and explained to me a lot:
"Originally, we were still concentrating on cultivation in the Bing Liang Temple, but we found that the old monster King Lingnan had bad intentions, this time Princess Lanqing's trip to marry away may change, I am afraid that you are in danger. So I left the temple to come to the rescue. ”
I couldn't help but ask curiously:
"Don't tell me that this rebellious old fox is going to fight with the imperial court? I didn't expect it to alarm Ou Du to come out, do you want to strangle this hidden danger of war in the cradle!"
Bai Tingting nodded and said:
"That's right! At the same time, we also found clues, in this thousand-year-old city, that is, this Tang family, it is the eldest young master you know, and someone in his family is a fierce general under the throne of this prince. So we want to kill this person and cut out the wings of the prince. ”
I was stunned when I heard this, but I didn't expect that I met Typhoon by chance, and as a result, their family still had to rebel.
It suddenly occurred to me that the typhoon had come to the river and wanted to take a treasure from a cave under the water, and it seemed that it was also to prepare for a rebellion and war.
I couldn't help but look at Typhoon, how smart Typhoon was, he knew what I meant, Typhoon nodded awkwardly.
Typhoon turned his head to look at the nasty proud maid and said coldly to her:
"The things that the third uncle asked me to do have been done, and I have ordered someone to take the treasures that should be taken home, so I don't have to wait here stupidly, I quickly went back to report the news, and said that I came with my friend and came to drink the wedding wine. ”
The maid was very happy when she heard this, and clapped her hands and said:
"Okay, it's worthy of being the eldest young master! Then the slave and the maid went back to give good news. The eldest young master will take your friends to take a good stroll on our street, have a good time, and buy something to make a souvenir if you have money!
After the woman finished speaking, there was a maid in big green clothes next to him, and patted him on the shoulder and said to her:
"Sister Shui Yingying, don't talk nonsense with these strangers here. We just need to do our thing, anyway, each is its own master, and the eldest young master is the fierce rival of our third young master. Alright, let's go. ”
I didn't expect that woman's name was Shui Yingying. This girl is quite arrogant, this Shui Yingying said to the maid next to her:
"Shui Qingqing, what are you afraid of? Afraid that there are too many of them, and the two of us can't cope with it? Have you forgotten? The two of us are also first-class masters in the rivers and lakes. "Come on
I finally couldn't help it, and immediately asked that Shui Yingying, Shui Qingqing said:
"What? Just the two of you are embarrassed to say that you are first-class masters in the rivers and lakes, who are you fooling? Your Tang family is so powerful, you laugh to death. ”
As a result, I was tragic, I was overly complacent, I think I am also a handsome woman, and I am also the emperor's minister, and they know it.
But when these two crazy girls went crazy, no one gave face, they were not afraid of anything, and they did things completely recklessly, they actually threw poisonous powder at me on the spot and poisoned me.
When I opened my mouth to sneer, I accidentally inhaled the colorful poison powder, and the people next to me were very smart, all of them held their breath and stared, and then covered their faces with their hands, and I opened my mouth stupidly to laugh.
This maid raised her head and laughed loudly:
"You're unlucky now, aren't you amazing? Aren't you thousands of troops? If you have the ability, don't be afraid of pain, wait until it gets dark, and then it will be dawn for a while, you can taste the taste of our poisonous powder." Hahahaha, see if you laugh or I laugh, hahaha. ”
I didn't believe it, and pointed at this stinky girl and couldn't help but scold:
"Phew! Throw some colorful powder, you will be regarded as a poisonous powder, Lao Tzu is invulnerable, invulnerable, afraid of you ball! ”
I am very proud, I still hold my head up and my chest high, my hands on my waist, and I must not lose the momentum of the battle.
The woman named Shui Qingqing boldly walked up to me, and then pointed to my nose and smiled and whispered to me:
Generally speaking, as long as you touch this poisonous powder, you will have an attack immediately, but this is the first attack, and you will stop when you have a pain for 45 minutes, and then wait for the period from dark to dawn and night, you can taste the taste of this kind of insects and bones. ”
Originally, I didn't believe it, but I didn't expect these two sluts to say it like this.
In addition, some of the generals next to me were so frightened that their faces turned pale, they were obliged to protect me, a female marshal, and as a result, I was easily poisoned.
Many generals simply shook their heads and sighed, only I was so brainless and so easily injured.
One of them, a middle-aged general with a square face, walked up to me and said to me:
"Dashuai, you see that you have been tricked if you are not careful, let's all hold our breath and concentrate, cover your face with your hands, why do you laugh hahaha, breathe hard, inhale the poisonous powder, and if it falls to the ground, it will immediately fail, but it will be resurrected when you inhale it into your body. It's a big trouble now, and we can't move forward if we don't fight. ”
A bearded, heart-shaped general came up to me and said:
"Dashuai, are you okay? Your internal strength is so high, don't you hurt at all?"
The general didn't talk nonsense, he simply walked up to the front and drew his sword and pointed it at the two maids, and then oppressed them and said:
"Damn two stinky girls and sluts! If you don't hurry up and hand over the poison, don't tell me there's no antidote, or General Ben will cut you off with a knife and make your heads fall to the ground." ”
This square-faced and benevolent general said to me worriedly:
"Dashuai, it looks like we must go to Tang's house to attend that banquet. I hope we can get the antidote from the Tang family, we are people from the imperial court, damn! This Tang family is really going to be reversed, and they dare to do it to you. ”
A general with a thin face came up to me, but poured cold water on me and said:
"Dashuai, don't you know, even if there is a family member in this Tang family, it is useless, not to mention that there is no dragon now! The dragons are leaderless! Even if there is, they will not easily take out the antidote to you, I heard that there is only the last antidote. ”
I smiled and said to the general with a thin face:
"Do I have to rely on that damn antidote? I can detoxify myself by using exercises to heal my wounds, not to mention that I don't have any discomfort now, it must be this poison powder, and it will be invalid when you meet me." ”
The lanky-faced general almost burst out laughing, and he said:
"Great. You don't look at your current ghost, you have spots on your face now, it looks like corpse spots, and then you have colorful faces, which look particularly scary. You're so deeply poisoned that I'm afraid I'm going to kill you when it gets dark. ”
After he shouted like this, many of my friends surrounded him, such as Tianbao, Oudu, typhoon, jade dragonflies and butterflies.
When people saw my face, it was indeed terrifying, and it was even uglier and uglier than a ghost.
My grandfather couldn't help but pat me on the shoulder, felt sorry for me and said:
"Poor child, grandpa has really hurt you by bringing you out this way, I knew that I would let you continue to cultivate immortals in Xianmen, why bother to bring you out. Kid, your face is spotted now! Super ugly, you're disfigured. ”
Even the younger brother of the golden dragon couldn't help but sigh and said to me:
"Sister Huanhuan, who can stand your ghostly appearance, I don't want to look at you more in the future. It's all to blame on these two girls, just give you a pack of poisonous powder, and they will harm you like this, it seems that this Tang family is really famous! It's really terrifying. Now it's okay, but how can I save you?"
I looked at these two damn maids, and they were really proud, with their heads held high, their chins raised, and they laughed and sneered.
I stomped my foot angrily, I wouldn't let them go.