October 6, fine.

At half past five in the morning, Lao Qin got up to wash up, pretending not to see the camera a few steps away - the person recording the channel came earlier, knocked on the door before five o'clock, and got up and pretended to be anything.

No way, shooting is needed.

According to the director, they will record from the time he gets up to the end of the apprenticeship banquet, and the scene is mainly videotaped, interspersed with questions, and then edited, narrated, and subtitled when he returns to the stage.

After a few minutes, the guy hesitated with his pants in hand.

"Ahem, Mr. Qin, we are recording. The choreographer smiled and explained to him: "Personal privacy is no longer within the scope of recording, you can ask for it at any time, and we will cut it out later." ”

"That's good, please avoid it. ”

He was used to pooping after waking up in the morning, but the camera was shining all the time just now, so he didn't want to perform the stunt of "mosquito coil" in front of the people of the whole country.

"He studied film?"

"That's right, the USC School of Cinematic Arts, a prestigious school. ”

"It's not like ah, I don't have a sense of camera at all. ”

There was a lot of gunfire in the bathroom, and the film crew outside the door was also muttering, and the choreographer waved his hand and said in a low voice: "He just entered his freshman year, and he was ordered by the superiors, try to focus on his intentions." ”

Everyone pouted, secretly guessing the origin of this guy.

"I'm sorry to keep you waiting. "Unloading the burden, Lao Qin was refreshed, but unfortunately no one appreciated it, and said that it was okay, but everyone took two steps back.

This product was boring, so I went back to change my pants by myself.

The person in charge of asking questions is a lady, the makeup is very thick, the actual age should be twenty-seven or eighteen, well-informed, he is not shy about wearing pants, but he blushes slightly when he takes off his nightgown.

"Mr. Qin, how long have you been training this muscle?"

She couldn't help but come closer, the more she looked, the more she felt her mouth was dry, Lao Qin was stunned for a moment, and looked at the choreographer over the other party: "Didn't you say that you only asked questions after you went out?"

"It can be used as a tidbit, you just have to answer normally. ”

The director explained that the woman's name is Mai Shu, and her identity is also special, at least he can't afford to mess with it, so if he doesn't follow the script, he won't follow the script, and he will cut it out when he does the later stage.

"Oh, then I'm going to do it!"

Lao Qin glanced at the woman, and faintly felt that he had met a collector again, and at this time the film crew had already turned on the reflector and fill light, so he put away his thoughts and introduced it seriously.

"So, you didn't go out of your way to do bodybuilding?"

"Of course, bodybuilding and strength are two concepts, and bodybuilding does not necessarily have strength, oh, I mean explosive power and staying power, and those who have been doing iron all year round must have more strength than ordinary people. ”

"And how explosive are you?"

The woman blinked, what is long-lasting, iron, too thought-provoking?

"I haven't tested it, boxing has a long travel distance, and the boxing test data has reference value, Wing Chun is mainly short fights, and it makes no sense to test it, my bench press is about 120 kilograms. ”

"Wow, one hundred and twenty kilograms, how much do you weigh?"

"I'm in the 64kg class. Lao Qin glanced at the choreographer and said in his heart, can you be professional? Even if you don't have the professionalism of a sports channel, you should take a look at the information?

In fact, his bench press was not outstanding.

Strenthlevel, a professional fitness sports website, once made statistics that the bench press weight of more than 1.58 times of one's own body weight can only be regarded as advanced, and more than 2 times the weight of the elite.

"And how much can you do push-ups?"

Mai Shu sensed his dissatisfaction, but he didn't take it seriously, and said in his heart that if it weren't for the large number of people here, the old lady would press you there now and experience what it was like to have two hundred and forty pounds.

This question is becoming more and more unprofessional!

Lao Qin had to patiently explain to her: "It depends on the situation, there are 21 Guinness World Records for push-ups, one minute, one breath, and one-handed. ”

"Well, a minute and a breath. ”

"I can do about 16 to 170 push-ups a minute, and if there is no time limit, I can do more than 2,900 at a time, and then I feel bored and stop. ”

"Really?"

Mai Shu was shocked, and couldn't maintain the host's demeanor for a while, and looked at him with suspicion on his face, Xiao Sanqian push-ups! What muscles can withstand such a disaster, and his arms can't be broken?

"Why are you lying to you? The world record holder is a Japanese, and he took a test in October 1980 and did it in one go. Lao Qin was impatient, "It's time for me to run, you see?"

"Oh! ”

At this time, the entire film crew was stunned, they heard that the physical training requirements of the army were 500, and they all felt that it was beyond the limit of human beings, 10,000 and 500?

"Mr. Qin, what is the one-minute world record?" Just as he left the room, the choreographer asked behind him, and Old Qin replied without replying: "199, who forgot." ”

There was another exclamation.

When the film crew came downstairs with a carry, he finished his warm-up, looked at this group of sports idiots, Lao Qin really didn't bother to remind them again, took a big step, broke through the mist and ran.

it?

Everyone looked at each other, you are waiting for us to set up the camera! Some people couldn't help but complain: "Director Jin, this person is too urine, we all do it like him, let's not live." ”

"Where do you get so much nonsense!"

Mai Shu was forced into the front desk before leaving, and the choreographer didn't have that much tolerance for other people, so he immediately turned his face and ordered: "Hurry up and get in the car, wait a while and there will be no one." ”

After all, it's CCTV, Lao Qin can't shake his face and pick a small road, not to mention that with his sense of direction as a tenth-level road idiot, don't think about it when he enters the alley, so it didn't take long for the camera to follow behind him.

"Mr. Qin, do you usually run so fast?"

Mai Shu probed from the co-pilot, his long hair was blown and fluttered in the wind, and the buddy in charge of the camera in the back seat looked bitter, and the camera was full of hair, I am filming "Midnight Bell"?

Lao Qin didn't squeak, just nodded.

First, he is in a bad mood and doesn't want to deal with the other party, and secondly, the rhythm is very important in high-speed and long-distance running, and he is particular about breathing, heartbeat, and stride.

"And how long do you usually run?"

Mai Shu really lacked common sense, and didn't take into account the feelings of others, so he continued to ask unrelentingly, but Lao Qin still didn't squeak, just raised his index finger and shook it, and his feet unconsciously accelerated.

Unfortunately, two legs can't run on four wheels, and those who eat rice are energetic without drinking gasoline, and the driver can easily follow him with a little light.

"An hour?"

"Have you calculated the exact distance?"

"What other forms of exercise do you like besides running?"

Mai Shu asked again and again, but Lao Qin just didn't answer, and after a few words, she also lost her temper, raised the window, and said hatefully: "Blow! I haven't seen anyone who runs 100 meters for an hour." ”

Ten minutes later.

"See the sweat, see the sweat! He's dying!"

Half an hour later.

"The reincarnation of Camel Xiangzi?

An hour later.

"Mr. Qin, your physical strength is really amazing. ”

Mai Shu was sincerely admired on behalf of the film crew, but everyone else was hiding behind the camera, but she was very close to Lao Qin, and her legs were weak from the hormonal breath of heat and sweat.

"It's over, it's nothing. ”

The color embryo found an abnormality in her breathing and heartbeat, so her attitude immediately reversed one hundred and eighty degrees, although this woman was a little older, she was well maintained and her figure was plump.

Twenty-seven or eighteen years old, completely acceptable.

He deliberately showed off, but he didn't flirt with people, he turned around and took off his shirt on the spot, his back muscles seemed to be shiny under the sweat, and the bulging butterfly back made Maishu's heartbeat skip a beat.

"Can I touch it?"

"Ahem, cough!" The choreographer can't stand it, don't treat us as air if you are a nymphomaniac, "That, Mr. Qin still wants to take a bath, everyone should avoid it first, and hurry up if you haven't eaten." ”

Maishu rolled her eyes and turned to head out the door.

......

Wing Chun Tong, the windows are bright and clean.

In order to welcome the documentary channel, all the students got up early in the morning, and their morning jogging and pre-dinner homework were also waived.

"It's coming, it's coming!"

The students guarding the main gate whispered, and one after another seemed to report the number behind them, and the waist pole unconsciously stiffened a little - if you want to be on TV, or CCTV, you must be spiritual.

What if any director sees that we are handsome and starts a star journey from now on?

Even if the director is blind, so many young ladies can catch one without a loss!

"Mr. Qin, slow down!"

Mai Shu had a bitter face, and hated those old and old broken rules in his heart, there were ready-made two-way four-lane lanes, and the old lady was wearing a one-step skirt and high heels!

"I'm sorry, it's almost time. ”

Lao Qin didn't care about pity and cherished the jade, and the apprenticeship ceremony started at nine and eight o'clock, but it was the master who appeared on time, and the apprentice had to arrive in advance to wait, which was not only a rule, but also a virtue.

The bitter life with the camera is loveless......

is also depressed by the Internet celebrity lady, most of the Wing Chun Tong students are single dogs, and no matter how good the chat is, it will not delay them to sell favors to Lao Qin, so the young ladies also know that CCTV is coming.

What a chance!

They got up at four o'clock to put on makeup, do their hair, put on the most beautiful battle robes, rub the edges of the mosaic and expose their thighs and breasts, and look against the autumn breeze in the mountains in the early morning.

As a result, the main owner did not show up for a long time, is it annoying?

Fortunately, it didn't take long for a video truck printed with CCTV-9 to slowly drive up the mountainside, and the young ladies took off their down jackets together, and they decided not to pretend to be a senior sister today, but a fan!

"Wow!

With a scream, the girls rushed up, Xizi was heart-wrenching, shy and timid, and her eyes were full of spring, all kinds of means, you pushed me and squeezed me in a semi-arc in front of Lao Qin.

- Behind the camera, how can the back of the head reflect the beauty?

"Well, hello sisters. ”

This thing still wants to pretend to be stupid, but unfortunately the girls have already seen through his tricks, and nothing happened yesterday, and those who watch the live broadcast normally know that it is just a harmless joke.

Besides, can't the senior sister worship the junior brother?

"Mr. Qin, who are they?" Old Jianghu Maishu saw through his sisters' tricks at a glance, snorted coldly, and the microphone printed with CCTV lit up, instantly killing a group of small Internet celebrities.

- Big Internet celebrities will not come here to rub Lao Qin's traffic.

"We are Qin Zhan's fan group!"

"Yes, he's my idol!"

"Oba, I wish you all the best in your apprenticeship!"

Before he could speak, the young ladies rushed to answer, Lao Qin spread his hands and didn't poke it, the little Internet celebrity also has more than 100,000 fans, more than a dozen together, it's really hard to say who rubs whose traffic.

"Damn, my daughter-in-law has an idol?"

"Get rough, Wanwan is my daughter-in-law!"

"This kid is the one who broke the bricks yesterday?"

This guy guessed right, the barrage in the live broadcast room was full at this time, and the animals were originally here for welfare, and now more than a dozen flower-like girls got together, and they saw that people had nosebleeds.

"Brothers, did you find out?"

"The one on the left is bigger than our daughter-in-law's breasts. ”

"The legs are not as long as our daughter-in-law. ”

"Beast, let go of that Qin Zhan, you have the ability to rush at me!"

"You herds, take me one!"

The wolf friends came up one after another, and with the thief's eyes trained in being single for more than ten or twenty years, they judged the girls' measurements and appearances, and some of the animals found their favorites and defected decisively.

"Ladies and gentlemen, excuse me. ”

They claim to be fans, and Lao Qin is no longer called Senior Sister, but the opportunity to publicize cannot be lost, and he immediately hugged his fists and said: "I want to go to Wing Chun Hall to apprentice, please let me go." ”

This guy is already in spirit, and with a fist, his spirit and spirit have improved more than a step in an instant, and he can make people feel refreshed through the screen, and the scene is screaming constantly, even Maishu is the same.

When you get in the door, the gap comes.

The Internet celebrity lady can only rub her feet, but Mai Shu hired Tingting to cross the door, the threshold of Wing Chun Tong is high, she is wearing a one-step skirt and does not dare to raise her legs, and in the end it is Lao Qin who helps her.

"Thank you. ”

"It should. ”

The two of them pretended to be like gentlemen and ladies, but in fact, the lady secretly scratched people's palms, and the gentleman pinched her arm after receiving it, and looked at each other, and quietly made an appointment to "have an in-depth exchange".

"Senior brother, there are a few uninvited guests. ”

Liang Xing's lips moved slightly, he was in charge of guiding and acting as a tour guide for the film crew, and when he saw Lao Qin blinking, he turned his head and introduced the historical development of Wing Chun Tong and the various buildings to Mak Shu.

Walking into the second door, Lao Qin's eyes froze.

Among the guests, more than a dozen white practice clothes were particularly conspicuous, with three large blue characters embroidered on the cardigan, left placket and right placket, and left chest, and a line of small characters on the girdle belt.

International Karate Federation Gokushin Kaikan!

The atmosphere in the inner courtyard was depressing, and the students and guests gave cold eyes to the people in white from time to time, but the other party pretended not to know, and stood neatly in three rows and four columns, and two other people stood solemnly in front of them.

"Tell the choreographer that no matter what happens for a while, don't turn off the camera. Lao Qin asked in a low voice, and Mai Shu also sensed that something was wrong with the atmosphere, and hurriedly walked behind the camera to relay it.

Director Jin nodded slightly.

I'm afraid that it is impossible to be afraid, and it is impossible to be afraid of CCTV reporters on the land of China! Jokes! I am impatient to live! Even if the heads of people on the scene are beaten into dogs' heads, it has nothing to do with them, and they will record it.

"Little Wars ......"

Cheng Bo has been through ups and downs for a long time, and he knows the truth of saying too much and making mistakes, and he has been acting as a background board all the way, but at this time he couldn't help but speak, Lao Qin smiled, helped the other party to find a seat, and said softly:

"Don't worry, everything has me!"

After that, under the leadership of Liang Xing, he met with the other guests present, but he invariably skipped the karate camp, and looked at the fourteen eyes as nothing, his expression was flat, and he talked and laughed.

"This is Uncle Chen Jinghai of Chenjiagou. ”

"Uncle Shi, junior Qin Zhan, I will give you a salute. ”

"Haha!

......

"This is the descendant of Grandmaster Cheng Tinghua, Uncle Cheng Jitang. ”

"I've seen Uncle Shi!"

"I can't do it, I can't help it!"

"Grandmaster Cheng sacrificed his life for the country, and our younger generations should respect it. ”

"Alas, good boy, get up quickly. ”

......

"This is Uncle Sun, the descendant of Grandmaster Sun Lutang. ”

"The first hand in the world, the younger generation Qin Zhan, has long admired the name of his predecessors. ”

"Hey, one generation is not as good as the next, it's up to you. ”

......

"This is Uncle Wu of Luo Tuan's Eight Extremes. ”

"Boy Qin Zhan, I've seen my uncle, but I don't know who the predecessor of the spear Wu Zhong is......"

"No courtesy, ancestor Yu Qing, don't dare to take credit. ”

- Uncle Wu is a woman, and there is no separate title in martial arts, all of them are called Master and Uncle Shi.

......

"This is Xingyi gossip Uncle Liu, huh. ”

"Huh?"

"Hmm. ”

"The junior has seen Uncle Junior, and Senior Brother Han will say hello to you. ”

"Have you seen Zhenkun?"

......

For a full twenty minutes, Lao Qin didn't straighten his waist, any ancestor was a famous martial arts master, and it wasn't until today that the Huaxia martial arts unveiled the tip of the iceberg in front of him.

"The auspicious time has come, please all the guests are invited to enter the hall!"

With a long shout from the master of ceremonies, the door of the main room opened. Taking advantage of the fact that everyone's attention was attracted, Lao Qin turned his head and bared his teeth at the fourteen karate visitors, laughing hideously and bloody.

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Then don't blame us for being ruthless!