Chapter 848: I Really Don't Want to Be a Monk
Taishang Laojun's mood is quite complicated, everyone knows that the heavenly realm belongs to his treasures, and he doesn't dare to use it much, so he is very relieved to hang it in the Dan room as a decoration.
He didn't believe that anyone would dare to steal from him, not even the emperor.
Second, even if they stole it, the thief wouldn't be able to use it without a spell.
I just didn't expect it......
Today he was robbed of a palace treasure by his own cow and boy.
Taishang Laojun got up and lightly lost.
"Ah, my golden pill, my holy water......"
Not long after, Lao Jun's roar came from the Doushi Palace.
Inside the Xuantian Palace.
"Emperor, the golden spirit and the silver spirit slipped into the lower realm with their baggage. ”
Ma Lingyao came in and reported.
Lu Chuan bowed his head slightly: "Got it, by the way, is the burden drumming?"
Ma Wangye was stunned: "This ...... It seems to be quite a drum. ”
"Okay, then I'll rest assured, they are walking from the West Heavenly Gate, right?" Lu Chuan said.
Ma Lingyao said: "Yes, according to your orders, there are brothers who lead them, but the emperor, so many of us here have descended to earth...... Are you really okay?"
Lu Chuan waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, there are still people on top of us to carry it!"
Ma Lingyao muttered: "But if Bai Wei Shangshen learns that we take advantage of his absence in the West Heaven Gate to let so many divine beast mounts descend from the West Heaven Gate, I guess we won't give up, right?"
Lu Chuan smiled: "Don't worry, I will have my own statement when the time comes, by the way, tell me about this and find an opportunity to reveal it to Kui Mu Wolf......"
He took a booklet out of his sleeve and handed it out.
Ma Lingyao took it and flipped through it, and saw that it was a woman's reincarnation record and detailed information about this life.
There will be a pair of golden boys and jade girls next to the Heavenly Palace Treasure Hall and the Great God, and the jade girl of the Phi Xiang Hall was somehow picked up by the guy with the wolf head of Kui Mu Wolf.
The two often have trysts in the Phi Xiang Palace, proper Beauty and the Beast.
It's just that the two of them were finally discovered by his picket spirit officers, but Kui Mu Wolf is not weak, and his spells are also very powerful, so he ran away.
This jade girl was naturally arrested, originally she only had to confess to Kui Timber Wolf and let her become the second in the canopy, but the jade girl alone shouldered all the blame and was beaten down and reincarnated.
He was still in retreat when this happened, and now he has in his hands the reincarnation of the maid of the Phi Xiang Palace, that is, the princess of the Treasure Elephant Kingdom on the way to learn the scriptures.
"Shouldn't this seat also get the right golden boy and girl and clean up the table for me?"
Lu Chuan pinched his chin and looked at the messy desk and couldn't help but think.
"Yes!" Ma Lingyao said.
Lu Chuan nodded and looked for it from the messy table.
Ma Lingyao said: "What is the emperor looking for?"
"Found it!"
Lu Chuan pulled it out from under a pile of official documents, and suddenly frowned: "Who moved the book of this seat?"
Ma Lingyao glanced at Lu Chuan's self-cultivation, and quickly shook his head: "It's not me!"
Lu Chuan raised his head and looked at him sharply: "Who moved?"
"I can't say ......"
"Did you see it?"
"My subordinates didn't see it!"
"Really?"
"Not really!"
"I'll show you. ”
"I came in that day and wiped my nosebleed there. ”
"Lean ......"
Lu Dijun's expression darkened, he stood up and walked out.
He's still too casual, something like this shouldn't be with him.
Ma Lingyao: "Emperor, you said something to show me......"
Lu Chuan casually threw a copy over.
Ma Lingyao took it and looked at the cover: "The self-cultivation of the immortals is not the self-cultivation of the emperor...... Forget it, let's take a look first, the gods want to provide people with high-quality services, people-oriented, mutual benefit......?
He couldn't wait to turn the two pages with a confused expression, but the next moment his eyes lit up.
I saw that there were several illustrations of the beautiful fairy in white on it, not the one that was drawn, but the picture that looked exactly like the real person.
In fact, it was a live-action image that Lu Chuan directly used a spell to retain.
"It's too real, tsk, how did the emperor do it, the Dharma protector also has a nosebleed when he looks at it, it's really ......"
......
Lu Chuan strode out of Xuantian Palace.
To self-cultivation, well, he has a lot.
There are emperors, and there are immortals, but there are some differences in content.
After all, what he sees is for himself, and the self-cultivation of the gods is for others......
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Sun Palace.
Ji Fa was dressed in the Sun God Armor, his right hand gently supported his head, his eyes closed and he pretended to sleep, and the fiery Yang aura circulated on his body.
I have to say that he has not been in vain for so long in the heavenly court, and the worship and belief in the sun in the world has made him get a lot of incense at all.
Now the aura on his body is getting deeper and more terrifying.
"Xingjun!"
A figure hurriedly entered: "Many divine beasts in Xuantian Palace slipped out of Xuantian Palace just now and descended from the West Heaven Gate to the mortal world. ”
"Oh?"
Ji Fa opened his eyes: "Finally there is some interesting news, Xitianmen? Isn't it Bai Wei who guards there, what reason did these beasts use to go out?"
The little god said: "It's slipped down, Bai Wei is not in the West Heavenly Gate, he went to Lingxiao Palace." ”
"Slip out? Is that a justifiable reason?"
Ji Fa laughed: "It's not bad, it would be better if those brutes made some mess in the mortal world and let him clean it up, go down and continue to collect evidence of his crimes." ”
The little god said: "Yes!"
"Zhenwu, Zhenwu, what have you been doing mysteriously lately?"
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The world, Chang'an.
When Emperor Lu arranged Master Jin Chanzi, Master Jin Cicada finally came down the mountain.
Guanyin's strategy really worked, and the sound of the battle between the god of water and the dragon in the Jing River was amplified by him with his magical powers, and the entire Chang'an City couldn't sleep at night, and it was miserable.
Especially after the head of a strange dragon was cut off by the water god.
The Dragon King of Jinghe was going to fight hard with the Jinghe Water God, but with the dawn of the day, both sides were unwilling to retreat, and the huge and hideous dragon head was thrown into Chang'an City by Guanyin's life.
The people were almost frightened to death when they saw this scene, the dragon is a legendary creature, they have not seen it in many lifetimes, such as a blood-stained dragon head falling from it today......
In the night that followed, there was always a voice crying in Chang'an City.
When the officials learned that they thought it was unknown, they reported the matter to Tang Taizong, and in order to eliminate the disaster, Li Shimin hurriedly invited the mages to come and do it.
After inviting several people to no avail, finally, someone recommended Master Xuanzang, and gathered 1,200 monks to hold a conference, and Tang Taizong and hundreds of civil and military officials were all present to watch the ceremony.
At this point, Guanyin's plan was completely successful, and his next step was for the Tang Emperor to send Jin Chanzi to learn the scriptures.
"Master, I heard you talk about Hinayana Buddhism, but I don't know if it will be Mahayana Buddhism?"
The old monk who was transformed into Guanyin stood under the stage and asked the young monk with clear eyebrows.
Xuanzang said: "What is Mahayana Buddhism?"
Guanyin said: "The method of saving sentient beings from suffering, saving the dead from ascending to heaven, and descending to demons is Mahayana Buddhism, while Hinayana Buddhism can only save itself, but it cannot save sentient beings!"
Tang Taizong couldn't help but rejoice: "Where is the Mahayana Buddhism?"
Guanyin ascended to heaven and said: "West Tianling Mountain, my Buddha is coming, where the Great Lei Yin Temple is!"
"It's a Bodhisattva, Guanyin Bodhisattva!"
"The Bodhisattva has really manifested his spirit......"
Li Shimin and everyone present hurriedly knelt down.
Guanyin and Muzha left, leaving only a Buddha post slowly falling from the sky in front of Li Shimin's eyes.
Li Shimin picked it up and looked at it, only to see it and say:
On the ceremony, the Tang Dynasty, there is a wonderful text in the West.
The journey is 100,000 and eight, and the Mahayana is diligent.
This scripture returns to the kingdom and can surpass the ghosts.
If there are those who are willing to go, seek the golden body of righteousness
After Li Shimin saw it, he looked at the more than 1,200 monks present: "Which master is willing to go to the West Heaven to seek the true scriptures for me?"
The monks looked left and right, but no one said a word.
With the protection of Emperor Zhenwu, there are very few monsters in Nanzhan Buzhou, and the people live and work in peace and contentment.
But there are monsters everywhere in other places, and they haven't been ready to feed demons with their bodies!
Xuanzang was wearing a brocade robe and holding a tin staff like a Buddha, but at this moment, he was also looking at his nose and nose, and he couldn't help but think of a dream he had when he meditated since he was a child.
He was eaten by a fierce man.
And not once, but nine times!
This dream is so evil and real......
"Ahem, which master is willing to go, I am willing to marry him fiercely. ”
Li Shimin felt a little unable to get off the stage.
In the sky, Guanyin and Muzha have not yet left.
"Master, you see, he doesn't want to ...... the golden cicada," Mu Zha said.
"No, he does!"
Guanyin said, the willow branch was pulled out and gently swept down.
Master Xuanzang, who was silently reciting the Heart Sutra, took a step forward suddenly.
"Who pushed me?"
Xuanzang looked back in confusion and found that there was no one behind him!
"Great, Master Xuanzang is willing to go. ”
Li Shimin excitedly stepped forward and grabbed Xuanzang's hand: "I want to be a brother with you." ”
Xuanzang: "???"
Xuanzang's face was loveless.
The poor monk now just wants to know who pushed the poor monk just now?
He felt that his life was going off the rails.
When he was a child, he floated down the river, and then he didn't want to be a monk, thinking that his hair would be vulgar after it grew, and then he didn't have a hair on his head until now;
He didn't want to recite the sutras, but he never forgot them when he looked at them;
When he was a child, he wanted to taste the taste of meat, so he exchanged the wood from the fisherman's hand for a fish, but he was seen and had to be put into the water, and then he was praised for his compassion;
He argues with others, and he is too lazy to move his mouth, so he only stretches out one finger at a time, and as a result, every time he wins because of the profundity of Zen, he is called one-finger Zen......
"Look, worthy of being a high monk, such an honor can remain calm. ”
People praised.
Xuanzang raised his head at a forty-five degree angle and looked at the sky gloomily.
In fact......
I really don't want to be a monk, I don't want to worship, and I don't want to learn scriptures!
It's just that everything from his childhood to today doesn't seem to have developed according to his wishes!
Xuanzang sighed and was pulled by the excited Li Shimin to worship.
The supreme glory in the eyes of others, to be honest, he has no fluctuations in his heart, and he has no interest at all, but it also makes the onlookers admire the profundity of his Buddhism.
In the sky, Guanyin nodded.
No, you want to!
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