Tianbao is really, why don't you say hello to me first?

Just when I was spinning in circles. Unexpectedly, I heard Tianbao's own voice, which seemed to be coming from somewhere else.

Tianbao said to me very embarrassed: "I'm here, Huanhuan, why is your master really here?" But the problem is that I am already a one-armed god and nun, how can there be two at the same time?"

I almost broke out in a cold sweat after hearing this, I turned my head and slowly looked at this is not like you have your back to me, is this my real master?

Fortunately, we just killed it in the computer, it's just a fake, it doesn't matter, it's obvious that the real master doesn't know about it at all.

As soon as I thought of this, my heart was settled, then I didn't deceive my master and destroy my ancestors, it doesn't matter.

The master turned his back to me and saw that I was tired, and the master turned his back to me and quickly asked me:

"What's wrong? What did you do wrong? Didn't you hurry up and be honest when you did something wrong? Hmph, don't you hurry up. ”

I simply half-truthed and said to my master:

"Master, I didn't do anything wrong, but I recognized the wrong person at the beginning, and there was a person who was exactly like you and wore exactly the same clothes. The master's nun clothes are not something that other temples can imitate. It's exactly the same, I was mistaken, I called him Master for a long time, and then he disappeared, why did you always come out?"

The master turned around three points of surprise and seven points of doubt, and asked me seriously:

"So how did you finally recognize him as a fake? Do you have the ability to do this? Didn't you say that she looked exactly like me, and even her clothes were exactly the same? ”

I found that the master was condescending to pressure me, I smiled awkwardly, and replied very easily:

"Master, what's so difficult about this, because he doesn't play anymore, he took off that mask and turned into another face, and he's still a hunchback, and he's a young woman, and he doesn't play it himself, and I happened to see it. So I knew he was a fake, so I looked back and realized that he was really like him. ”

As soon as I heard the surprise of taking two steps back, he was distracted.

I slowly waited for the master to come back to his senses, and I said anxiously to the master:

"Actually, it's very simple, the master is a martial arts master, this is simply the head of the heroine's faction, anyway, there is a temperament, and others are not masters, so I can't play that domineering, temperament and taste, of course I will feel that something is wrong. ”

"Oh. The master nodded and said with satisfaction.

I took the opportunity to add:

"Actually, there is a very simple way to distinguish it, that is, the monks have a taste of the monks, see through the red dust, see through the world! is simply the kind of dirty and dirty eyes of ordinary people, how can it be a particularly clear and clear master, but he plays a very similar role in other aspects, which shows that he deliberately imitates the master. ”

My master walked up to me, laughed, stretched out his left hand, patted my face, and said to me very happily:

"Fortunately, you reminded the master that the master had played someone else five or six times in the past, and that was also to get out of danger, and he was also a little embarrassed at the time, and he wanted to use another identity to fool around. Sneaking out or sneaking in, the result is always a failure, and others have already seen it. ”

My master sighed again and again, stood sideways, and said dejectedly:

"After being reminded by you, the master suddenly realized today, it turns out that the master has the quiet and clear eyes of the monks, and other people's eyes are dirty, dirty and greasy, no wonder the master can't play others no matter how they act. ”

The master straightened his sleeves and continued:

"It's all the temperament of the monk who harms the master, the master can't do it when he plays the Su family, if the master is a little embarrassed in the future, and he has to play someone else to get by, what can I do?"

Master rubbed his forehead and said to me in embarrassment:

"Actually, does the master also want to play the role of someone else to live? I don't want to be a nun all the time, do you feel very embarrassed and tired to pose as a nun, but the master's eyes are too quiet, and it is clear that the temperament of a monk is clear, oh, what can I do?"

The master took off a burden it was carrying on his back and handed it to me, and I respectfully replied, and the master sighed and continued:

"There is also the temperament of Master Taishan Beidou, the leader temperament of the head of the faction, we can't get rid of it, what can we do? Now the master's top priority is to play others and not be yourself, what do you say?"

I swallowed my saliva with difficulty, and explained to my master very simply, very embarrassed and embarrassed:

"Master, you can't play the role of a layman, if you want to get rid of your Taishan Beidou, the temperament of mountains and flowing waters, this can't be done, you have to show your eyes while wearing a mask. ”

The master nodded, and I said to the master:

"That can't be done. Summing up, the master can only be himself all his life, and he can't play the role of others, maybe he will be blind after closing his eyes, which may be a little useful, and he will hide three points of truth and reveal three points of falsehood. ”

My master stomped his feet unwillingly and asked:

"Isn't there any other way for the master to pretend to be a layman? ”

My eyes rolled, and I said to the master:

"If the master is willing, he can pretend to be a concubine, you think that if a man dies, a woman has to be a widow, and she is a widow for decades, of course, the six pure four are empty, and no matter how old she is, she will not be as greedy and ignorant as a young woman!"

The one-armed Shenni master laughed after hearing this, she hesitated for a long time, and finally had a little willingness, so he had to agree and decided to play the role of a concubine in the future to deal with a lot of things.

But the master wondered:

"I didn't get along with any of the concubines, and I never knew what they looked like. Master doesn't know the words and deeds of this concubine, how can this be imitated?"

My eyes rolled and I said smartly:

"Master, this is easy to do, I will take you to sneak into the palace, and we don't need to be palace maids, just hide in a dark place and don't contact anyone. If I want something to eat, I will go to the imperial dining room to steal it for us to eat, and the master will pick a pleasing concubine to play it, imitate it, and get to know him. Does this help. ”

The master was happy, clapped his hands and said:

"That's fine, but the problem is that Master is walking outside, and he doesn't want to be locked up in the palace as a canary in a cage. The concubine played by the master is running on the rivers and lakes, and the people outside are very puzzled, why is the concubine outside when she is not in the palace?"

I had an idea and explained to the master:

"This is easy to do, although the master imitates a concubine in the palace, I will find a way to use my connections to get the current emperor to give this concubine an order, telling him to go to the rivers and lakes to do business, and then we will lock him up and let the master take over. ”

My master was surprised to death, patted me on the shoulder and asked:

"You want to do the master a favor, the master can understand, but the emperor doesn't listen to you, how can you use your connections to get the emperor to give him such an order for your use? You are stupid to be the emperor, and the emperor is not a three-year-old child. ”

I said confidently:

"Master, within the sun setting today, the emperor will issue this order, and he will announce it to the world, I have this way to let the emperor give this order. ”

My master was taken aback and finally asked me:

"Then there are many harem concubines, who do you want the master to find? Do you see who is a little similar to the master's temperament, let the master imitate him, isn't this matter too difficult and easy to get started?"

I smiled and said to the master:

"Okay, I'll take the master to the harem to play around first, and let the master find a person who fits his eyes, people, and that's it, and that's it, just a few kinds, easy to imitate. ”

When I said this, the master looked at me with strange eyes, and I smiled and quickly explained to myself:

"Actually, it's easy to do, when I was young, I liked to play role-playing games, children's games, whether it was the old, weak, sick, disabled, men, women, and children, I could imitate them, so I have an experienced person. ”

The master suddenly realized and nodded. I wasn't upset anymore, but the master asked me jokingly:

"Can you play the master? Didn't you say you could imitate?"

I shook my head and said with a smile:

"There are some people I can play, because the difficulty of playing is low, and I can't play people like masters, big people, and masters. ”

Master didn't believe me, and asked suspiciously:

"If you lie, don't go in, try to see if you can send me more points, and if there is danger in the future, you will let your master let the master take you to escape, how about it?"

I was a little embarrassed, both unwilling and willing, so I had to nod my head and reluctantly play my master.

My master watched it for ten minutes and died laughing.

The master said that this is not like that, and it is not like that.

As a result, the master reminded me that I had to change it, and I had to change it there, and it would be dark if I wasn't careful.

After being reminded by the master, I have already scored seven or eight points, of course, ordinary people can be deceived by me, and I can't fool those who are familiar with the master.

When the master saw that it was dark, he pointed in the direction of the setting sun and said to me:

"Look if you're lying? It's dark, nothing happens. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, a big bird suddenly flew from the sky.

As soon as the master stretched out his hand, a supervisor on the lap of the big bird fell down with a letter inside, and the master was surprised to death after reading it.

The master finally said to me:

"I didn't expect you to really do what you said. You're really well connected. What are you doing?"

I solved the puzzle very easily:

"What's so difficult about this, anyway, someone told the emperor that the emperor has some things left on the rivers and lakes, and he must have the emperor's own daughter-in-law to find them, and the other guards can't find them, and they must have the emperor's concubines and concubines to find them. It's going to be easy, okay?"

The master nodded and said in disbelief:

"There's some truth to what you're saying. However, the current emperor is still very filial, and he believes in such a trivial matter, and he really sent the concubine to look for it on the rivers and lakes! Good apprentice, you really have two brushes! ”