Chapter 156: There is a famous saying
Ning Yu suddenly drank, his face turned red, his forehead was even more bruised, and with a flick of his hand, he instantly held the red rose that broke the demon in his hand and directly pressed it against the beggar's throat.
"Yo he! No one has dared to point a weapon at Lao Tzu's neck for many years, boy, you are very awesome!"
The beggar looked down at the tip of the spear on his neck, showed a strange smile, and blew lightly at Ning Yu.
Ning Yu, who was furious, didn't even react, he was directly blown out a few feet away and smashed to the ground.
How is that possible? What happened?
Ning Yu's eyes widened, his face was full of horror, and he got up from the ground in a panic, looking at the beggar who was smiling like a child in a daze.
Swallowing his saliva, Ning Yu didn't know what to use to describe his current mood, he just blew a breath, since he flew so far.
If you punch it, you won't be able to see Hades directly!
This beggar is a real big guy!
"Boy, how is it? Now you know how powerful Lao Tzu is, right? haha......"
The beggar's face was full of sneer, and he sneered mercilessly at Ning Yu, and after laughing, he scratched his right calf with the finger of his left foot, and slapped it on his face.
The slap was so loud that everyone was stunned.
"Where's the mosquito?"
The beggar muttered, buckled his nose, took a sip of wine, showed a mouthful of big yellow teeth, and smiled stupidly at Ning Yu.
This big guy is very weird!
The corners of Ning Yu's mouth twitched, if it weren't for the fact that there was no concept of mental illness in this world, otherwise he would almost think that the big guy in front of him had escaped from Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital.
"Ahem...... Senior, it's okay to make a barbecue, but can you put the small ring first?"
Ning Yu patted the ash on his body, with a flattering smile on his face, and said cautiously to the beggar.
"No, what if I let her go and you don't cook me a barbecue?"
The beggar's face changed to one full of vigilance, shaking his head in disagreement.
"Don't mind! You see that you are so strong, you are simply the strongest in the world, you look at me as a weak chicken, how can you run away from under your old nose!"
The first criterion of hugging the thighs, slapping the sycophants!
"Hmm...... That's ......."
After hearing this, the beggar lowered his head and thought about it, nodded frequently, and with a smug face, he smashed it and smashed his mouth, and let go of his hand.
Xiaohuan who was able to escape didn't have time to cough twice, and with a sigh, he rushed into Ning Yu's body, and Ning Yu could even feel Xiaohuan's current fear.
But fortunately, Xiaohuan had already run into his body, which made him breathe a big sigh of relief.
"Hey...... Boy, go get some firewood. ”
Before he could ask Xiaohuan who this beggar was, he heard the beggar's voice, turned his head to look, and saw the beggar shake his hand and threw out a huge cow that had long been dead.
And the beggar pointed at Leng Yuan very impatiently, asking Leng Yuan to pick up firewood, the disgusted expression on his face seemed to him to think, Leng Yuan is not worthy of picking up firewood?
I'm Nima...... That's a bit insulting, isn't it?
Ning Yu looked at Leng Yuan with a strange look, thinking that if he was insulted by this, Leng Yuan would definitely get angry as long as he was still a person.
But the result surprised Ning Yu, not only did Leng Yuan not get angry, but instead had a relieved expression, he saluted respectfully, and finally turned around to pick up firewood.
I'm rubbing!
Ning Yu is now sure and sure that this beggar cliff is a big guy, or the kind of big guy who is so good that he takes off.
Leng Yuan's strength is not bad, plus a soul beast, if he wants to fight, Ning Yu is estimated to be able to fight a sword emperor or something, but judging from the reaction of this person and a beast, this beggar's cultivation is definitely not a sword emperor.
That...... Could it be......
Sword Emperor!
Ning Yu laughed nervously, once again refreshed the realm of Ling Yudie's luck, even if he escaped quietly, he could still pick up a wild sword emperor.
Emma...... Life is full of surprises!
Leng Yuan even has the intention of resisting this master, as long as he is comfortable serving this master, then Leng Yuan will not dare to let one fart go.
And the price is just a barbecue!
There is a famous saying in my previous life that nothing can be solved by one barbecue, and if there is, then two!
"Big brother, how can such a trivial matter bother you? You rest, I'll ...... I'll ......."
Ning Yu laughed, and the general who took three steps and made two steps stepped forward, snatched the knife from the beggar's hand, and began to peel the skin and remove the bones extremely skillfully.
"Huh, little brother......"
The beggar smiled, patted Ning Yu with appreciation on his face, sat aside, and drank the wine in the pot very comfortably.
After a while, Ning Yu finished dissecting the cow with ease, and Leng Yuan also picked up enough firewood and came back, and after putting it down, he stood quietly aside.
Make a fire and barbecue!
Ning Yu took out a lot of bottles and cans from the ring, all of them were homemade sauces and cumin, which was related to his own life, and Ning Yu could be said to have come up with the best technology.
Zizi ......
Under the dazzling operation, the meat on the shelf made a sizzling sound, wafting out bursts of meat fragrance, except for Ning Yu, everyone present swallowed their saliva wildly, and their eyes widened as they looked at the fire frame.
The canine-type soul beast was even more unbearable, snorting and sticking out its tongue, and it flowed all over the ground, if it weren't for a big guy next to it who made it dare not move, otherwise it probably couldn't help but want to pounce.
"Little brother, can you eat it?"
The beggar swallowed his saliva and couldn't wait to reach out to grab it, regardless of whether it was cooked or not.
Syllable!
"What's the hurry!Wait for ......"
Ning Yu's face was full of displeasure, and he unceremoniously slapped the tongs in his hand and slapped it on the beggar's hand.
was slapped, the beggar's face was angry, and he was about to get angry, when he saw Ning Yu's warning eyes, and the piece of meat in his hand was eager to reach into the coals, and he was scared and didn't dare to move.
"You're busy...... You're busy......"
The beggar licked his lips and rubbed his hands, staring pitifully at the fire with his eyes, but he didn't dare to say anything more, and waited impatiently.
With the experience of Ling Yudie, a snack product, Ning Yu grasped the attribute of foodie extremely accurately.
In the eyes of foodies, as long as you don't do anything to eat, you just hold a knife to his neck, and he won't blink, even if the other party is a big guy.
"Ning Yu, put some sesame oil......!
Unlike other people and beasts who were watching with their eyes, Ling Yudie, an old foodie, had eaten a lot, and more or less knew some doorways, and while swallowing his saliva wildly, he also made demands.
"Stay around, last time you made me diarrhea blindly, where did you come from?"
Ning Yu scolded in disgust, but he still took out a piece of meat and roasted it according to Ling Yudie's request, making the people and beasts around him full of envy.
Even the small ring that retracted into Ning Yu's body held back the fear and ran out of Ning Yu's body, looking at it with big eyes fluttering, his index finger on his mouth, and his little face was pitiful and cute.
"Oh yes...... This is ready to eat, who's going to go first?"
Under Ning Yu's careful barbecue, a piece of barbecue meat that was charred on the outside and tender on the inside, exuding an attractive fragrance came out of the oven, and as soon as he asked, he saw four hands and one claw stretched out at the same time.
", this is Lao Tzu!"
The beggar stared, roared unceremoniously, and blew away the three people and one beast with a bang, and even more affected the pond fish, and Ning Yu was blown by the charcoal fire.
"I'm the second Ao! you ...... so much"
Caught off guard, Ning Yu, who was scorched by the hot charcoal, jumped up and down, and immediately became angry, pointing at the beggar and scolding.
"I'm excited, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, when I'm done, I'll make a fire, and you'll always cook......"
The beggar grinned, his face was full of sneer, and he had an expression of treating Ning Yu as his master, and while eating with his mouth full of oil, he rekindled the fire.
Hehe......
Ning Yu sneered in his heart, and at the same time, he was happy, scolding like a grandson, this thigh was held steady, and he did not accept any refutation.
Let a Sword Emperor boss grovel, Ning Yushuang couldn't do it, and began to continue the barbecue business with a dragged face.
First satisfied the beggars, then went to Ling Yu Butterfly Xiaohuan, and finally to the eye-eyed Leng Yuan and the soul beast, until the moon shadow was thin, everyone sat in a circle around the bonfire quite comfortably.
"Hehe, little brother, your barbecue is really a must!"
"Carving insect skills, the old brother praises and praises, and so does the old brother, eating a barbecue has eaten out of the realm of masters, admire and admire. ”
One wants to barbecue, the other wants shelter, and one begins to pat each other facelessly.
Leng Yuan and the soul beast on the side glanced at each other, and they both saw the helplessness of the other party, and now they also understood that with this beggar, the arrest of Ning Yu was basically declared dead.
This result made the corners of Leng Yuan's mouth full of bitterness, and he secretly sighed that it was really feng shui in turn, coming to my house this year.
Ning Yu found a backer, but now he has become quite embarrassed, he is not leaving, he is not leaving, and he has not succeeded in catching Ning Yu, and he doesn't know how to explain when he goes back.
Thinking of this, the bitterness at the corners of Leng Yuan's mouth became even more bitter.
"Senior, why are you sad? Isn't the meat I roasted fragrant?"
Seeing the bitterness at the corner of Leng Yuan's mouth, Ning Yu's heart blossomed, let you pretend to be forced, the taste of being slapped in the face is not comfortable, right?
With a bad breath, Ning Yu's heart was much more comfortable, but at the same time, his heart moved, although Leng Yuan came to arrest him, but it was mainly for the task, and he could only barely be regarded as hostile.
But now that I have a barbecue, as the saying goes, eating people has a short mouth, and if you have a little relationship, you may not be able to enter the enemy.
"Oops...... Life is short, be happy in time, what is there to be unhappy to say! Come on, come on, I have two pots of good wine, let's order it together!"
Men and men, even if they still have a knife on their necks a second ago, a barbecue and a drink, they can turn enemies into friends.
"The little brother is right, life is too short to have fun, learn from Lao Tzu, eat and drink, what do you care about so much......?
The beggar spoke, Leng Yuan was stunned for a moment, and he could only smile bitterly and took the wine glass handed by Ning Yu.