Five hundred years ago, the Jade Emperor actually knocked me out of the mortal world because the Qingluan bird pecked at a watermelon that I was guarding.

Tang Peng was a little speechless lying on the grass, leaning on the meadow with his back on it, stepping on a round green-skinned watermelon under his feet, holding a dog's tail grass in his mouth, and looking bored.

"How can we make up enough 100 million merit points to return to the immortal realm?" This is the biggest problem in Tang Peng's mind at this time.

He used to be in the fairy world, but he wanted the wind to be windy, and he wanted to be rainy, as the controller of the back garden of the fairy world, the flowers, plants, fruits and trees in the garden were all in his hands.

However, now that he has been relegated to the mortal world, he is actually just a small melon farmer in the village.

The task given by the Jade Emperor is to accumulate enough 100 million merit points to return to the immortal realm, but he has not had any merit so far

The reason is simple... He will not do good.

The more he thought about it, the more depressed Tang Peng became. Drip!

I was worried, but I heard a whistle in my ears, and when I looked up, it was Zhang Yulan, the village flower of the village, riding her own three-wheeled tram.

Speaking of this magnolia, she is the most delicate girl in Xingshan Village, her skin is not only tender and white, but her figure is still convex and backward, impeccable.

I heard that Zhang Yulan is still a college student and happened to return to the village during the summer vacation. "Brother Tang Peng, the watermelons in your melon field are growing so well!

Zhang Yulan smiled sweetly at Tang Peng, revealing two deep dimples, which were very cute.

"That's right, Sister Magnolia, are you going back? Seeing Zhang Yulan greeting him, Tang Pengpi said with a smile.

Originally, when he first came down, his eyes on the world were always high, and in the entire Xingshan Village, only Zhang Yulan didn't care, and ran to the three broken tile houses in his house when he had nothing to do.

Tang Peng was calculating in his heart about the important matter of returning to Heavenly Court, and his eyes were a little dumbfounded.

When Zhang Yulan saw Tang Peng staring at herself, she was immediately ashamed, and moved forward, it seemed that she wanted to drill directly into her arms, and the little woman's mind was obvious.

"Brother Tang Peng, are you ...... If you stare at people like this, they will be shy, "Shy of you, you ghost!"

was almost clinging to himself, Tang Peng couldn't help but react, and he was so angry that he almost didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood.

How could such a cold immortal figure move his heart? So he shrank back and avoided Zhang Yulan.

Who knew that Zhang Yulan thought that Tang Peng wanted to go into the melon shed with him to do errands, and suddenly became even more ashamed and ashamed.

"Damn, thief God, you not only belittled me to the mortal, but also sent a mortal woman to tease my Dao heart, you wait for me!"

Tang Peng was angry, and looked at the clear blue sky with a complaint in his heart, but as soon as he finished scolding, a muffled thunder sounded above his head.

I rub it!

There are gods three feet above my head, the Jade Emperor won't be staring at me from the sky, right?! Thinking of this, Tang Peng's expression changed, his eyes flashed with panic, and he went directly into the melon shed. In the clear sky, there was a sudden thunderous roar, and silver snakes were flying one after another, like an earthquake in the sky, and they wanted to chop Tang Peng, a guy who disobeyed the sky, to death.

Zhang Yulan looked dazed, and a trace of doubt flashed in her eyes, why did this clear sky and bright sun suddenly thunder?

Looking at Tang Peng again, he shrank his head and signaled that he had entered the melon shed to take shelter from the rain, and everyone nodded and made it clear that he still didn't go into the melon shed to do business? Thinking of this, Zhang Yulan casually stopped the battery tricycle on the side of the road and got into the melon shed.

"Why are you coming in?" Tang Peng saw Zhang Yulan squeeze in, his face was pale and ugly. Tang Peng's whole body was already trembling from being frightened by the muffled thunder in the clear sky, how could he have the heart to think about anything else. "Haha! Brother Tang Peng, I didn't expect you to be afraid of thunder?!" Looking at Tang Peng's panicked appearance, Zhang Yulan covered her mouth and smiled, but there was a look of loss in her eyes.

Feelings don't mean to do things, I'm a yellow flower big pavilion girl, and I don't know how to misunderstand.

"I'm not ......" Tang Peng said to his lips, lazy to explain. Y-head, the fear of the immortals_ you are not only.

Both of them are shaking their spirits, and two more figures came in the melon shed.

A large round green watermelon, a skinny long-billed parrot with gray and black fur. The long-billed parrot landed on the green watermelon, and its head was tilted slightly untamed. "Thunder! The Jade Emperor is angry! Tang Peng is going to be hacked to death!"

As soon as the long-billed parrot screamed, Zhang Yulan sneered: "Brother Tang Peng, your parrot is quite funny!"

Tang Peng smiled awkwardly and glared at the long-billed parrot fiercely.

But the long-billed parrot directly ignored Tang Peng, turned his head to look at Zhang Yulan, looked at her a few times, and exclaimed excitedly: "Hey, such a delicate girl! Come on, give the uncle a smile!"

"Laugh at you, uncle. Tang Peng was annoyed and slapped the long-billed parrot on the head. Zhang Yulan listened to it, but her heart was happy, and she took the initiative to muster up the courage to stand up and fully show her pride.

"Dead crow! I stewed you tonight!" Tang Peng frightened angrily.

"Sin! Die Tang Peng! Master is not a crow! Master is a Qingluan Bird! Qingjia Bird!" Long mouth

The parrot was anxious, a pair of soybean-sized eyes, and glared at Tang Peng with great dissatisfaction.

Tang Peng was about to make a move, but another sound suddenly came from the small melon shed. "Qingluan, your sister! Long-billed crow, get out of my body!"

Hearing other voices, Zhang Yulan was slightly stunned and said in surprise: "Brother Tang Peng, who was talking just now?!"

Tang Peng kicked his leg violently, kicked the big green round watermelon out of the melon shed with one kick, and pretended to be calm: "Ha! It's all this long-billed crow talking, and it likes to imitate all kinds of sounds the most!" “

I see! This long-billed crow is quite fun!

The corners of Zhang Yulan's mouth raised slightly, compared to the people in the village, Tang Pengjing made some strange things

This also made her like it very much, and the more she looked at Tang Peng, the more crimson her pretty face became. Obsessed.

Isn't it interesting, fairy beasts descend to earth, can it not be fun?

Tang Peng was really lazy to explain, in fact, it was not the long-billed parrot that really spoke just now, but the green watermelon, but the watermelon at this time had been kicked by Tang Peng and disappeared.

"Fart! I don't carry this pot!

It came to an abrupt end in the middle of the sentence, because the beak of the long-billed parrot was covered to death. Tang Peng smiled embarrassedly and said, "Yulan, you see that it's not too early this day, you should go back quickly, otherwise your grandfather will worry again! Also, I will help you pick a few watermelons and give them to the old people in the village, anyway, you have an electric three-wheeler, and you will also stop by the way." “

Hearing that Tang Peng actually took the initiative to let him go, Zhang Yulan hummed in frustration. Out of the melon shed to come to his senses, just now the sky flashed and thundered, thinking that the sky was going to change, who knew that the dry thunder did not rain.

Heaven is not beautiful.

Tang Peng not only cares about his grandfather, but also cares about the old people in the village, he is simply a good brother, he likes it too much.

She originally wanted to stay with Tang Peng for a while, but business mattered.

The two of them were busy for a while, picked a few big watermelons, and Zhang Yulan left in a hurry

Watching the three wheels go away.

Tang Peng breathed a sigh of relief and let go of the long-billed parrot that was constantly struggling in his hand

A reminder came to mind at the same time.

"Help the elderly, be kind, and have merit points +10. “

Tang Peng was slightly stunned when he received the prompt, and grinned, he had an idea just now, and he would actually do good deeds.

But.

I sent several large watermelons, and the merit point was only 10 o'clock, and I couldn't get much out of the entire melon field.

No, we have to think of something else!!