Xiao Yunfan and Mrs. Cui were eating in the house, and they could only hear the noise outside the house. A fierce man lifted the curtain and walked in, followed by two dumbfounded little guys. The man clasped his hands on his chest and spoke in a Shaanxi dialect and said: "Cui Po, when I think of the township party in our township, I, Xue Dengke, am not a person who embarrasses people, your son and daughter-in-law earn a lot of money outside, and outsiders are red, but I am not blushing." But the lieutenant wants me to collect the rent, and I'm afraid you won't be able to do it anymore. ”

Mrs. Cui smiled and said, "Kova, if it weren't for Po Cui not to give it to you, what else is in this house?" Xue Dengke glanced at it, and saw that there was indeed nothing decent in the house, so he raised his eyebrows and said loudly: "I see a horse tied in the shed." Mrs. Cui held a sweet potato in both hands and handed it to Xue Dengke and said, "Okay, my eldest nephew, that horse belongs to this guest, what can my wife have?" Xue Dengke stretched out his hand, knocked the sweet potato in Mrs. Cui's hand to the ground, and then stomped on it with his foot.

Xiao Yunfan stood up and said lightly: "I see that you are also old, how can you do things so indiscriminately?" Xue Dengke raised his face, glanced at Xiao Yunfan and snorted: "Hey." Stranger, I'm fucking talking to Cui Po, why does the manger stick out your donkey's mouth?" Xiao Yunfan smiled: "You don't want Lao Tzu's horse, and now you say that it has nothing to do with Lao Tzu, you don't know who raised it, but you are also a scholar." The two little guys behind Xue Dengke said: "Brother, this broken cub scolds you." ”

Xue Dengke is naturally not a fuel-efficient lamp, as soon as he heard the other party's words with a gun and a stick, he was angry, raised his fist and hit Xiao Yunfan's door. Xiao Yunfan reached out and twisted his arm, pressed it behind his back, and stretched out his foot to hit the crook of his leg. Xue Dengke screamed like a pig: "You are all blind, hit him for me." The two little guys lunged forward. Xiao Yunfan raised his legs and shook them left and right, and the two of them crawled on the ground and moaned.

Xiao Yunfan stepped on Xue Dengke's back and said lightly: "Turtle son, who has a donkey's mouth?" Xue Dengke said forcefully: "You put your grandfather in a seed, let's have a good comparison." Xiao Yunfan reached out and grabbed him on his vest and lifted him above his head. Xue Dengke is just a ruffian and a hooligan, relying on his own strength, he studied with a martial artist for a few months, but he didn't want to meet an expert this time.

Xue Dengke's hands and feet were scratching in the air, and he hurriedly said: "A good man spare me, a good man spare me." Xiao Yunfan said: "Don't you want to compare with me?" Xue Dengke was strong and strong, not to mention a hundred or ten pounds, and was held in the air like a chicken carried by Xiao Yunfan, he was already frightened, and said in a trembling voice: "A good man spare me, the villain has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai." Please raise your noble hand and let me go. ”

Xiao Yunfan said: "It's easy for you, you eat this sweet potato." He put him down. Xue Dengke said with a bitter face: "Good man, look at this ......" Mrs. Cui had never seen such a battle, and hurriedly stepped forward to comfort: "This Xianggong, what a piece of sweet potato, teach Xue Ye to eat it, wouldn't it be a stomach trouble?" Xiao Yunfan knew that the old lady wanted to calm things down, but in his opinion, how could these wicked people give up. Maybe he will come back to find the old lady as soon as he leaves, and since the trouble has already been broken, he simply has to clean it up.

He raised his hand, twisted Cui Dengke's ear and said lightly: "Do you eat or not?" Cui Dengke's tears of pain fell, and he said, "I...... I eat. Xiao Yunfan glanced at the two little guys and shouted, "You two go and call me the person in charge, and you want to collect the rent and come to me." When they heard this, they got up and ran. As soon as Cui Dengke took a bite, he vomited with a wow. Xiao Yunfan stretched out his hand and pointed at him and said, "Lao Tzu said, you have to eat it cleanly, how did you vomit it, how did you eat it?" Cui Dengke cried and begged: "Uncle, I was wrong." ”

Xiao Yunfan kicked it and said sharply, "Give me food." Why don't you let me feed you?" Cui Dengke had to close his eyes, cry, and grasp the sweet potato sticky with both hands and eat it. Xiao Yunfan said to Mrs. Cui: "Old man, this matter is caused by me, I will take care of it to the end, and you will always put your heart in your stomach." As he spoke, he picked up a bowl of Baogu Zhen on the table, blew on the hot air, and drank it in a big gulp.

Xue Dengke rolled his eyes at Mrs. Cui, and happened to be seen by Xiao Yunfan. Xiao Yunfan said: "There is a way that is the noon of hoeing day, and the sweat drops into the soil. Who knows that Chinese food is hard work. The old man kindly gave you food, but your boy was bigger than my score, and he threw this food on the ground. I ask you, who gave you the guts?" Xue Dengke choked and said, "Villain...... The villain doesn't have long eyes, damn it. ”

Xiao Yunfan said: "It's not necessary to die." Pinch you to death, and dirty the old man's house. Master, I'm going to let you learn to be obedient today, I'll ask you if it's delicious?" Xue Dengke nodded repeatedly. Mrs. Cui trembled and prayed: "This minister, you will spare him." If you see him eating like this, he will surely suffer. Xiao Yunfan smiled and said: "Old man, you can rest assured, I will treat him if he has a stomach." ”

Not long after, there was a noisy sound of boots outside the door. Xiao Yunfan knew that the main owner was coming, so he pinched the back of Xue Dengke's neck and walked out of the house. There were more than a dozen strong men walking in the courtyard, all carrying long sticks. In the middle, a middle-aged man wearing a silk shirt with a fat round face said loudly: "Which thing that doesn't have long eyes wants to resist rent?" Xiao Yunfan shouted to Xue Dengke: "Climb down." Then he sat on Xue Dengko's back. Then he said slowly: "Yo, there are a lot of people here? Is it your uncle who said that I am not allowed to collect rent?"

The round-faced middle-aged man sneered: "You, even if you are that green onion, you dare to take care of the grandfathers' affairs?" Xiao Yunfan said: "Lao Tzu's name is Lu Buping, you have to remember it seriously." The round-faced man said: "What Lu Buping, I'll beat him, and his mother knows him." The dozen or so strong men immediately surrounded him, and Xue Dengke shouted, "Third uncle, save me." ”

Everyone lifted the water and fire sticks and hit Xiao Yunfan's head, Xiao Yunfan tiptoed on Xue Dengke's back with both feet, and flew up. There were several muffled bangs, and all the sticks were beckoned to Xue Dengko, and he screamed in pain. Xiao Yunfan bullied up, punching, elbowing, kicking, and slapping, and more than a dozen big men were beaten and rolled all over the ground by him in an instant.

The round-faced middle-aged face changed and wanted to smear oil on the soles of his feet, but Xiao Yunfan pinched the back of his neck. This middle-aged man's name is Xue Pan, and he is an errand boy under the lieutenant chief. Xue Dengke was his brother's widow, and Xue Pan was afraid that he would cause trouble, so he received restraint from his own subordinates.

Xue Pan said: "The good man is angry, and he has something to say." Xiao Yunfan said: "Let me ask you, who asked you to collect rent?" Xue Pan saw that he was brave, and he was afraid, and he didn't dare to lie and hurriedly said: "If you go back to the hero, it means that you are in someone else's house." It stands to reason that in the four seasons of the year, each harvest is one percent. But this year is different from previous years. ”

Xiao Yunfan said: "What's the difference? You tell me clearly, otherwise I'll twist your head off and kick it as a ball, uncle." Xue Pan said in a trembling voice: "Yes, yes." This year, the county will hold a social fire meeting. There are few people on our side, and the elder asked each family to give some money so that it could hold this social fire meeting. Xiao Yunfan said: "If you want to hold a social fire meeting, you can find a few rich people to donate more, why disturb the neighborhood?"

Xue Pan said: "The elder of his old man wants to invite Chang Wuye from Liang'an Township, Chang Wuye has a big shelf, and he won't come out if he doesn't have enough money." If anyone wins this social fire meeting, they can be exempted from half a year's tax money. Therefore, the meaning of the governor is to let the villagers come out of the way, and invite the fifth master to win the lottery, and everyone can be exempted. ”

Xiao Yunfan nodded and said, "Okay, you go and call the lieutenant chief to me, and say that I, Lu Buping, am willing to take this job." asked him to return all the money he collected to the villagers. Xue Pan was embarrassed and said: "How can the old man be willing to leave in person?" Xiao Yunfan said: "Your nephew is here with me, you can watch it if you go or not, if it's late, I'll unload one of his legs first." ”

Xue Pan hurriedly said: "Good man, there is some discussion, I will go now, please raise your noble hand, don't hurt this beast." Xiao Yunfan let go of his hand, Xue Pan wiped the sweat on his forehead, and trotted to find the chief. Xiao Yunfan looked at the people on the ground, and pointed to one person: "You tell uncle, what is this social fire conference compared to?" Xue Dengke crawled over, pushed the man, and said with a smile on his face: "Back to the uncle, we have a lot of things in this social fire conference." Yangge, dry boats, stilt walking, cores, dragon dances, and lion dances are all available. Last year, Chang Wuye's dragon dance won the first place, and Nan'an Township was exempted from paying taxes for half a year. ”

Xiao Yunfan nodded, and said, "Okay, I see that a few of you are in good shape, you might as well play with me this year." Xue Dengke flattered: "What the hero said is layman's words, Chang Wuye's skills are not good for a few of us, his long dragon plays, turning up and down, as if he is alive." This, how can we come?" Xiao Yunfan held his chin in one hand and said, "How is Chang Wu's martial arts better than mine?" Everyone was knocked to the ground by him, and they all wanted him and Chang Wuye to pinch him. The good deed shouted: "Uncle's skill, I think it is a god descending from heaven, and Chang Wu is a fart." "Chang Wu compares to you, one in the sky and one on the ground. "If you always make a move, I see Chang Wubao hiding his face in the crotch of his pants. ”

Xiao Yunfan knew that these people were thinking about it, and he was happy to accept these flattering words at the moment. He said to Xue Dengke, "Come here, you kid." Xue Dengke climbed in front of him and said with a smile: "What do you command?" Xiao Yunfan waved his hand and said: "My ears hurt when my grandfather calls me, are you willing to recognize me as a big brother?" Xue Dengke was overjoyed, and said in his heart: "If you can have such a backer as him, you will still have nothing to eat in the future?" nodded and said: "Master, you look up to me, the little brother can't wait to recognize you, you are my own brother." ”

Xiao Yunfan lifted him up, patted the dirt on his body and said, "Okay, you have to be a good person, don't do this bullying thing in the future." Xue Dengke said: "Yes, brother, as long as you recognize me as a brother, you will let me do whatever you want in the future." Xiao Yunfan said: "I asked you to chop off the crotch treasure and give me wine, is it feasible?" Xue Dengke covered his lower body with both hands and said with a sneer: "Brother, let's play with my brother." I'm just this one baby, I can't bear it. Xiao Yunfan said to everyone: "Are you willing to recognize me as a big brother?"

After a while, the chief came to the door in a small sedan chair. An attendant lifted the curtain of the sedan chair and walked an old man over the age of six, with a beard perpendicular to his chest. Xue Pan led the way to the courtyard, and a group of Han were kneeling on the ground to bow to Xiao Yunfan. The lieutenant walked into the courtyard and said loudly: "The little old man heard that a master came to my place and came to meet him. Xue Pan walked up to him and said, "Cui Weng is this strong man, he said that he can win the jackpot for Chang Wu for us." ”

The chief there, surnamed Cui, was elected by the local squires, and the matter of collecting rent was also a helpless move. Xiao Yunfan said: "The Venerable is the chief. Cui Yan said: "Little Lao'er is exactly." Xiao Yunfan said: "Let's erase this matter of collecting money." Cui Yan said: "The strong man is a foreigner who doesn't know the local situation, if we don't invite the fifth master of Chang, the big guy can't afford to pay the rent for half a year." Xiao Yunfan smiled: "That's it, someone will do Chang Wu's business." Even if you give me the money you gave him, I now say that I don't want this money, just give it back to the people. ”

Cui Yan stroked his beard and said, "What skills does a strong man have?" Xiao Yunfan smiled faintly: "Old man, I can't trust Lu." Okay, I'll show you a hand to open your eyes. "Saying that, he wants to pass the water and fire sticks in the hands of the Hans. He threw it into the air, and the sticks fell straight down and lay in a circle on the ground. He flew up and walked around the stick. When the men saw that he had mastered the skill of standing on the stick, and that he was walking on the end of the stick as if it were flat ground, they immediately applauded loudly.

It turned out that Xiao Yunfan had obtained the two true qi of the Jade Shura, and although his martial arts had not been fully recovered, he was still able to display Sancheng's skills. Cui Yan was surprised when he saw him walking on the end of the stick, and immediately said: "A strong man has good skills." The little old man is convinced. Xiao Yunfan stood on a wooden stick with one foot, put his hands behind his back and said: "How is this skill better than that Chang Wu?" Cui Yanxi said: "The ability of a strong man is really amazing. Xiao Yunfan deliberately played tricks, put one foot on the wooden stick, flipped his body in the air, and stood on the end of another stick.

Xue Pan said: "There are strong men, we can rest assured." Xiao Yunfan stretched out his hand and pointed at Cui Yan and said, "Then the lieutenant can promise to return all the money." Cui Yanxi said: "This is natural." He turned his head to Xue Pan and said: "

Brother Xue, you quickly go and prepare a table of banquets. Let's treat this strong man well. Xiao Yunfan flipped off the stick and said to everyone: "You wait outside the door, I want to give a few words to this Granny Cui." ”

As he spoke, he walked into the house.

Mrs. Cui was too frightened to speak, and when she saw Xiao Yunfan coming in, she hurriedly said, "Housheng, they didn't embarrass you, right?" Xiao Yunfan smiled and took her hand and said: "The old man thank you for your hospitality, it's too late for them to offer me like a god, how can they find me unlucky." Then he took out some loose silver from his bosom and stuffed it into Mrs. Cui's hand and said, "You always keep these small money to make up for your body." Mrs. Cui looked at the white silver and said, "I can't accept this, the old lady just made some simple food for the guests, do you want to pay so much?"

Xiao Yunfan said with a smile: "It is not easy for the elderly to live alone. The son and daughter-in-law are outside, and the money is kept as a subsidy. The old lady wanted to bow down again, Xiao Yunfan hurriedly stopped her, and said a lot of good things before the old lady accepted the silver.