Volume 1, The Breath of Eating Cattle Chapter 83, a difficult and confused account

Outside the south and north of the Han Dynasty, Jing left the territory of the dynasty,

Wei Jin was walking in this prosperous Lanyue City, which was at its peak of popularity.

Although this city is only a small city among the 38 cities of the Jingli Dynasty, this flow of people can be said to be endless, including those who pass by to this place from outsiders or rivers and lakes, or cultivators from the mountains near Lanyue City who come down to buy the necessary items.

After meeting the young Dao Aunt, he got the answer he wanted. can't say that he wants the answer, in fact, he already knows that the woman will have this answer.

But even if he would be frustrated and sad, he still asked, and now he knows that he has asked, but he just makes his heart more transparent.

The young man in white drank while walking, and he didn't use magic to drive away the drunkenness, and he didn't want to rely on his consciousness to sober up a little.

In this way, the more you drink, the more uncomfortable your heart becomes, and the more you drink, the more drunk you become, after all, if you don't get drunk, everyone gets drunk.

When the down-and-out young man in white was halfway drunk, he suddenly shook the silver-white wine gourd, picked up the wine gourd and looked at the mouth of the pot.

He suddenly couldn't laugh or cry, it turned out that there was no wine, no wonder, according to his terrible way of drinking, the little green plum wine stored in the gourd should have been empty a long time ago.

So the young man put away the gourd, bought a pot of wine at the street winery, and watched the owner of the winery carefully fill the gourd with ordinary liquor, and after giving him the broken silver, he took the gourd and put it back on his waist.

I made up my mind that before I arrived at the Dragon and Tiger Mountain Heavenly Master's Mansion, I must drink less, not because I was afraid of drinking and making mistakes, but mainly because I couldn't help him drink like this.

But having said that, he continued to drink as he walked.

When he walked to a stall with many women's jewelry, the young man in white stopped and looked at a pair of exquisitely carved mandarin duck jade pendants on the stall, which were not a magic weapon of the fairy family, but a pair of ordinary jade pendants that took a little effort to polish.

Wei Jin looked at it for a while, stretched out his hand and just wanted to get the pair of jade pendants, but he retracted his hand again, began to drink by himself, left the street, and walked aimlessly and casually.

After walking out of this Lanyue City located in the Jingli Dynasty, Wei Jin, who had never only regarded himself as a person from the rivers and lakes, still did not want to fly with the sword, and drunk himself, in fact, his "Huaixian" was also left to the young man, so the whole person walked forward slowly.

Mountains and rivers are repeated over and over again.

In the end, he went around and around to Luocheng, the capital of the Jingli Dynasty, and Wei Jin, like ordinary people, handed over the pass at the gate of the city, so that he could enter the city with him.

The young man in white, who was full of alcohol, thought hard, and remembered that he had a good-tempered friend in Los Angeles, and he had a companion trip seven or eight years ago, and that person seemed to have said that he was the son of the head of a major sect in Los Angeles, so that if he came to Los Angeles, he would remember to go and find him.

Thinking of this, Wei Jin smiled, vaguely remembering that the man patted his chest and promised that if he passed by here and didn't go to sit there, then don't mention him as a friend in the future, just like the rivers and lakes on the road like Pingshui meet, one parting and two wide, each life is happy.

The man didn't know the roots of this young man at that time, and finally laughed with him and said, "Things are people, not rivers and lakes!" If you Wei Jin don't care where you are, come to your brother to make an offering.

I said it in advance, it's not charity or anything, and there are not many things in the ancestral hall, just those chairs that are old have many positions, and it's okay to sit hard.

Retracting his thoughts, the young man asked someone for directions to the sect called the Heaven and Earth Gang, Wei Jin remembered that the man was still laughing at himself, saying that his ancestors were really uneducated, and took such an unrefined gang name.

Wei Jin comforted him, saying that there is a large immortal mansion in the west of Nantong Shenzhou, which has been inherited for thousands of years, has a profound heritage, dominates one side, and is comparable to a country.

But it was given such a name by the ancestor of the mountain, what is it called the "smooth sailing" gang, that is called a pitiful, every time the sect is held, when the gods from all walks of life come to visit and gather together, the disciples feel that they are bored, and they are constantly scolding their mothers in their hearts.

After entering the city, Wei Jin walked slowly, and when he came to a street, he suddenly stopped and looked at the scene in front of him.

There is a fortune-telling stall on the side of the street, and there is a young Taoist priest wearing a Taoist robe and a purple golden lotus crown, who is lying on the table, preaching to a child with a runny nose and a sugar gourd in his hand, "This world is very bad, but you can't think that those good people who are kind to others and are willing to suffer losses are fools because of this." ”

After speaking, the young Taoist priest's face sank, and after a straight face, he said in an accentuated tone: "Actually, you are a fool, do you know?"

The expressionless child sniffed, and the two snots that were originally out of the cave returned to the cave, and then licked the sugar gourd.

"Smack-"

Seeing this scene, the young Taoist priest was a little anxious, and slapped the table with hatred and said, "I'll tell you about business, what kind of sugar gourd to eat." ”

The child remained indifferent, tilting his head and eating the sugar gourd.

The young Taoist priest continued to speak earnestly: "Alas, you cub, you really don't have a wisdom root, Poor Dao kindly helped you calculate a hexagram, obviously calculated that you and the neighbor's little girl are a match made in heaven, and Poor Dao will not charge you copper coins, this is not righteous enough? Why don't you know gratitude? A string of sugar gourds is just worth a few pennies? Not as good as a future daughter-in-law?"

The child, who seemed to be dumbfounded all along, suddenly laughed, "You are stupid to me." ”

Then the child turned around and swayed away, and halfway through he turned around and grimaced at the young Taoist, and then he walked forward, shouting "Eat sugar gourd~"

The young Taoist slapped the table with pain, "The world is going down, and the people's hearts are not ancient!"

The young man was originally walking and laughing, but suddenly he stopped, did not turn his head, and recalled the costume of the fortune teller, but Wei Jin was a little hesitant.

Who would have thought that the young Taoist priest had already opened his mouth and smiled: "Since there is fate, why don't we meet?"

Wei Jin ignored it, and was about to raise his feet and continue to walk forward.

Seeing this scene, the young Taoist suddenly said pitifully: "Life is difficult! Why are the people of the Jingli Dynasty so fine? The folk customs are too unsimple!"

He sat back on the stool angrily, guarded the stick holder on the table, hugged the back of his head with both hands, raised his feet and put them on the table directly, basking in the sun, his neck swayed back and forth, and the Dao crown on his head swayed, and said to himself: "The two sleeves are blowing in the breeze, and the boredom is really boring!"

And at this moment, a handsome woman not far away came over timidly, mustered up the courage to ask, "Dao Chief, can it be considered a marriage?"

Hearing this, the young Taoist hurriedly sat upright, showed a harmless smile, and said with a smile, "It can definitely be counted, it's not good to sign a poor road and don't charge money!"

As soon as the words fell, who would have thought that the woman who was in her prime was stunned, and then turned her head and left, thinking that this is not a clear pit for money!

must be a stinky and shameless charlatan, think about it, our Taoist priests of the Jingli Dynasty, how can they be so down-and-out, they shouldn't be greedy for small gains, how big the marriage is, or should go to the real Taoist priest in Yuer Lane to tell the fortune, the price is more expensive, it's better than being deceived.

It's just that she was a little depressed then, that liar, in fact, looks very good, how can he be such an unserious person?

On the side of the stall, I watched the young woman go farther and farther, and saw that a single business was gone.

The young Taoist rubbed his face vigorously with both hands, drooped his head and said dejectedly: "I can't live this day." It's really time for heaven and earth to work together, and the heroes are not free, and the retribution is not happy. ”

In the end, the young Taoist sighed, "If it's not for marriage, I won't go, life is sad, sad......"

Wei Jin, who was in front of him, turned around, and he finally remembered why he felt that the young Taoist priest in front of him was a little familiar.

In the past, when he traveled the world, didn't he meet the young Taoist priest wearing a purple and gold crown in front of him!

The young Taoist, who was busy with the stalls and stalls, suddenly laughed and said silently: "Then we will have a long time, and there will be a period in the future?"

It's just that he quickly shook his head and denied the thought, "It's difficult." At this moment, the white-clothed young man who was standing not far away walked over quickly, grabbed the young Taoist priest's collar, and said to him in an unkind tone, "It's you?!"

Hearing this, the young Taoist priest suddenly exclaimed, "Oh! Look at the memory of the poor Dao! Isn't this the little friend who the poor Dao tested for you a few years ago? ”

Wei Jin let go of his hand and sneered, "Blessing to Daoist Lu!"

This young Taoist priest Hao Ran is the Lu Daoist Lu Tu who used to set up a stall in Baiju Town.

At the same time, he once measured a hexagram for the genius of Fengleitai in front of him, named Sanchun Jiazi hexagram, and calculated that he had three triumphs in his life, but the last triumph was a little late.

Lu Tu turned a blind eye to the young man's sneer, rolled up his sleeves with both hands, and said bitterly, "Eh, I said that I was proud in the end, proud in the end, young man, don't worry, the big thing can't compare to your own marriage, right?"

After speaking, he winked at Wei Jin, got up and approached the young man a little, and smiled in a low voice, "Why don't you do it again?"

At this moment, Lu Tu waved his robe, and instantly isolated a world around the two, Wei Jin's sleeves rose without wind, and his sword aura soared to the sky.

Seeing this scene, the young Taoist priest pulled the corners of his mouth, shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile, "Didn't the poor Taoist just pull a marriage line for you, as for such a big anger?"

......

After half a burnt incense, in a restaurant in the city,

The white-clothed young man with a blue nose and swollen face was drunk, and when he drank to the fullest, he directly grabbed the shoulders of the young Taoist priest with both hands and shook it desperately.

"Stop!!Dizziness!Dizziness!Dizziness!

In the shaking, Lu Tu struggled to break free, and the young man almost shook out all the overnight meals he had eaten the day before.

Just now, in that isolated heaven and earth, where the long river of time was still, after the young Taoist priest withdrew the enchantment, those pedestrians on the street only saw a white-clothed young man who had been beaten into a pig's head lying on the ground, and the whole population was foaming at the mouth.

The young Taoist priest picked up a glass of wine, raised his head and drank it, then looked at Wei Jin, who had a blue nose and swollen face, and said with a smile, "Tut, poor Dao bet, if you go out in the middle of the night with your current appearance, all the bulls, ghosts, snakes and gods will be driven back by you, and you promise to retreat!"

"Smack-"

Hearing this, Wei Jin slapped the table, and the wine jugs and cups on the table jumped up and down with a bang, only to see him grinning hoarsely for a while, it hurts, it really fucking hurts, this bastard is really ruthless!

Then he became sad again, and he leaned on the table, picked up the wine glass, shook it, and muttered, "It shouldn't be like this...... It shouldn't be that way. ”

Lu Tu sneered, "The king of the eight calves with colored hearts and no lustful guts, it's just an old dog lying on his stomach and not moving!"

As soon as the young man heard this, the whole person got up, grabbed the young Taoist priest's collar and shook it violently, scolding as he shook, "You bastard!

Lu Tu pushed him away angrily, and then looked at the young man's blue nose and swollen face, and almost showed signs of vomiting, resisting the impulse.

Then the young Taoist priest slapped Wei Jin's shoulder again, and scolded with hatred, "It's a gentleman, just give the poor Dao a step to the immortal realm, and talk about love and love all day long, it's really shameless!"

When he said this, he forgot that he was just a job to calculate marriage.