"Knowing that Comrade Lao Guan is of high rank, you still ask me?"

Sister Xiaoguan pointed to her nose and asked angrily, and Lao Qin smiled cheaply: "Help me talk about it, my uncle is kind, I'm afraid that someone will use chicken feathers as arrows, and in the end, it will change its taste." ”

"You're a monkey, aren't you?"

Guan Ruyue pulled the dog's face hard, helpless about his ability to climb along the pole, looked at the time, and said: "Wait, it's two o'clock in the second half of the night in China, I don't dare to fight at this time." ”

"Hehe, no hurry, no hurry. ”

This thing bends over and has the consciousness of asking others to do things, ideals, no matter how noble they are, it is his own business, and he can't ask others to obey unconditionally because he has ideals, which is moral kidnapping.

"Sister has convinced you, yes, it's a big deal to be trained, I'll look for him when I get up. "Guan Ruyue won't take Qiao anymore, otherwise my friends won't have to do it in the future, and it won't be interesting to return the favor like this.

"Thank you, what do you want to eat at night?"

"Hey, employing people to face forward instead of people facing backwards, what are you doing earlier. She is unforgiving, but her saliva is a little uncontrollable, she hasn't eaten hometown food for half a month, it's okay not to mention it, but she is hungry when she mentions it.

"Goo-dong!"

Cheng Xian'er, who has been silent, reacted more than her sister, but her sister could choose whatever she wanted when she went to the restaurant, but she could only copy Chiyo Kume's recipe, and recently she could dream of a large plate of meat back to the pot.

Her voice is not loud, but she can't stand the dog's ear.

So on the little face that was still a little baby fat, it was visible to the naked eye that it turned from white to pink and from pink to red, Cheng Xian'er didn't raise her head in shame, her body twisted uneasily, and turned her face sideways and pretended to be nothing.

"Hey, your face looks like a ...... Ahh

Before he finished speaking, he was slapped the waist, and the thing looked at Guan Ruyue with grinning teeth, and coldly remembered the story that Zhang Damei and the photographer surnamed Chen had to say.

"Like you don't want people to say it?"

He jumped out and rubbed his waist and muttered quietly, the girl's face was not obvious, but when he looked at it from the side, from 0 degrees to 45 degrees, how did he look like Liu Piaopiao in Xing Ye's "The King of Comedy".

First love face!

The beauty was eighteen years old when she filmed "The King of Comedy", and the scene of wearing a men's shirt and facing the sea had always been someone's mobile phone screensaver in her previous life, and Cheng Xian'er at this time looked exactly like her.

"I wonder if it's so ugly to cry?"

The thing was startled by his own thoughts, and quickly shook his head to shake off the idea of death, and staggered to the girl and squatted down, admiring it openly, and of course having to do the necessary cover-up, such as:

"I heard someone eating fried chicken?"

"You have to take care of it!"

"That'...... How's the mermaid line doing?"

Cheng Xian'er turned her head and ignored him, but she was very proud in her heart, she worked hard for forty days, and the signs of recent success became more and more obvious, as soon as she inhaled and closed her abdomen, two beautiful lines could be seen with the naked eye.

Lao Qin was bored, and said goodbye and left.

As soon as the dormitory door closed, Guan Ruyue teleported to her sister's side with a "whoosh", and without saying a word, grabbed her clothes and dragged them up, Cheng Xian'er had expected it, and she didn't stop it, but just quietly held her breath.

"Wow, you damn girl, when did you practice?"

The sisters are three years old, and the eldest sister is also a girl in her teens, and outsiders can still hold back when they are present, but at this time, their envious eyes are straight, and the back of their palms are rubbing back and forth, and they can't put it down.

"I've been practicing, and I've only recently seen the results. ”

The little girl tensed her lower abdomen hard, and pushed away her sister's hand before inhaling, if she didn't push, she couldn't do it, and she would be exposed as soon as she inhaled.

"I want it too! Teach me, teach me, teach me!"

"You still use me to teach, go home and find my brother-in-law." ”

"Hey, your brother-in-law doesn't understand this, he learned a little fitness knowledge in the army. ”

"Then I can't help it, you can't get up early, your mouth is greedy, and people are lazy......"

"Dead girl, see if I don't tear your mouth!"

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It's easy to run to the student council and go to the principal to nag a few words, Tom still needs forty dollars for transcription, and Lao Qin Li ignores it, just take it and run.

You have the ability to enforce it!

This goods is now in debt, King Kalman's money has not been repaid, and seeing that the two warehouses at the back of the gym also need loans, and the poor ones are almost selling their kidneys, it is more difficult to ask him for money than to die at this time.

Ran to the parking lot in one go, where White House One was waiting.

"Buy a copy of the portable hard drive first. Lao Qin handed the hard disk in his hand to his daughter-in-law, "Before entering the consulate, file for that kid in the CIA, be sure to give a copy of the copy, and be careful of him getting off the Trojan." ”

"Can't you give it?"

"Yes, yes, it's not necessary. He explained: "There's nothing you can't see here, just give it, feed them sweet dates from time to time, it's really convenient if you cheat it, remember to buy coffee." ”

"Yes, liar. ”

"Hehe, where can an honest man find such a good daughter-in-law?" This guy went to eat the rouge on her mouth again, and then he was still not satisfied: "Why don't we go to the consulate together, I don't worry about you alone." ”

"Don't even think about it. Jiang Yuzhu pushed him hard: "Don't worry, don't think I don't know, you just want to skip class! I'm accompanied by Sonia, get out of the car, now, immediately, immediately!"

No matter how he explained, White House One was gone.

Lao Qin stood in the wind and was messy, and suddenly felt that he had become a salt soup - where to go which salty (suspicion), the eldest sister bullied him, the second apprentice ignored him, and now even his daughter-in-law is unwilling to take him to play.

It's just skipping class, why is it so difficult?

......

When Shioyu walked into the classroom, the voice of the chat suddenly became much quieter, and a second later, everyone rushed up and gossiped all kinds of greetings, so the vanity was greatly satisfied, and the depression came to an abrupt end.

"Qin, sign my name!"

"Can you take a picture?"

"My name is Mars Boban, I just joined the Demon Gauntlet last week, so I have time to teach me boxing!"

"Are the cheerleaders still hiring? Who should I ask to apply?"

The four-eyed steel-toothed girl reacted slowly, but was squeezed behind her by everyone and jumped straight up, Lao Qin beckoned to her, and said loudly with a smile: "It's okay to sign it, you have to give me a table, right?"

The crowd moved out of the way, but they still followed him.

The sign that should be signed, the photo that should be taken, waited for the makeup students who were less than thirty people to disperse, and the teacher leaning against the door clapped his hands: "Girls, boys, please go back to your place and go to class." ”

"Qin, as a punishment for disrupting the order of the class, remember to leave me an autograph after class. ”

The students laughed and cheered up, Lao Qin said "OK", and spread his hands to Jennifer Brandy, the steel-toothed girl was too soft, everyone had gains, and she didn't have time to speak.

Listening to lectures......

It is impossible to listen to lectures, it is impossible to listen to lectures in this life, and I can't do problems, I just practice left-handed handwriting and the like, so as not to be sleepy - Qin Guevara.

The teacher doesn't bother to care about him.,It's good if the guy who always skips class can sit honestly.,Anyway, don't make trouble.,What do you like?,It's said that he's still a genius.,Maybe he can learn it by listening to it?

It doesn't matter if you can't learn, it's just that you can't get a diploma. 139Reading.139ds.

So the teacher said above, he wrote below, the system has given up on itself, the screen shows Pang Zhonghua's version of the "Thousand Character Classic", and there are more than a dozen 32-open Tianzi grids on the desk.

This thing is a rarity in Mi Li's house, but it's hard to buy.

"Damn, it's much more difficult to practice calligraphy than boxing, how could the huge master endure his temperament in the first place?" This thing put down the pen and shook his hand, only to feel that it hurt from his shoulder to his finger bones, and he was impetuous.

But that's all he can do.

In my previous life, I wiped the glass, rubbed the bath, brushed the car, and helped the cook, no matter what I did, anyway, it was repeat, repeat, repeat, no way, I couldn't do it with technical content, but I developed a stiff habit.

The exhaustion in this class was not so tiring against Billy.

"Okay, that's it for today. The teacher looked at the time and said with a smile: "I can't wait to get Qin's autograph, he has practiced for a whole class, and it must be better than your autograph." ”

Everyone laughed and saw someone gritting their teeth.

Lao Qin was thick-skinned, and when the other party was praising him, he found a piece of paper and wrote a few strokes, which were even uglier than the signatures given to other people - he hadn't practiced his right hand yet, and he couldn't practice English.

Cai Ji only practiced English!

"I suspect you're taking revenge. The teacher smiled and threatened: "Qin, you still have two days, if you can't give me an answer sheet that satisfies me on Wednesday, your final grades will be ugly." ”

“......”

This product took back the signature in the teacher's hand, crumpled it into a ball, and rewrote it seriously, although it was still ugly to death, but the blessing language was extremely awkward, and the shot was unbearable.

"Qin, how are your injuries?"

The steel-toothed girl finally came closer, and as soon as she opened her mouth, it warmed his heart, this is an iron fan, which is like those bewitching sluts, who took his signature and left, what is the difference between mentioning pants and not admitting it?

"Much better, do you still have classes?"

"No, I'm too stupid to apply for a double degree. ”

"You're not stupid, you're too unconfident. Lao Qin put away the ghost-like Tianzi grid, and said with a smile: "I seem to have seen your work, why don't we find a place to have a cup of coffee?" ”

“godutch。 ”

The foreigner actually doesn't say AA, the average account is called "gofifty-fifty", and the one who pays his own is called "godutch", the girl obviously doesn't want to take advantage of him, Lao Qin doesn't insist when he sees this, he is poor.

......

"This is me, are you not mistaken? this is the dragon!" he pointed to his nose and the sketch on the coffee table with the other, and his little tongue could see clearly, not to mention the eggs.

"You're a lot like him, so ......"

The steel-toothed girl was taken aback, and she didn't know how to explain it, Lao Qin covered her head and collapsed, her heart is the most beautiful man in Asia, I can't stand my ugly self, where is it like?

"I'm sorry, I, I'm redesigning. ”

"Forget it, it's too late, let's give it to the teacher first, I hope he can give a passing grade for the sake of the signature, sorry, it's not that your work is bad, but it can't be achieved here. ”

He once again pointed to his face and sketched with one finger, indicating that it was not that the fans were not strong, but that the idol foundation was too poor, but he didn't expect the steel-toothed girl to hold her glasses and asked, "Why can't it be realized?"

"Brandy, do you know who he is?"

"Call me Jennifer, or Jenny. The girl touched her work lightly and whispered, "I know, I've seen his films, that's why I thought of portraying you in his image." ”

"But he's 10,000 times more handsome than me! ”

"Qin, do you know what the core of the sketch avatar is?" Steeltooth took off her glasses, and her fingers drew a vertical line in the middle of her face, and a horizontal line on the arch of her eyebrows and the lower edge of her nose.

"It's structure!" she asked and answered herself, and continued to make a gesture on her face, Lao Qin didn't dare to breathe in fright, staring at her hand tightly, for fear that she would take a knife and scratch her face again when she was excited.

Seeing this, the steel tooth girl simply took out a pen and paper to demonstrate on the spot.

"This is the central axis, first divide the face into three parts with two parallel lines, and then take the external brow arch point, zygomatic point, mandibular angle, mandibular tubercle, and temporal bone point...... can fully describe the bone structure. ”

Old Qin Xin said, This is called structure, this is a skeleton, right?

It's just that with the sketch of the brush, "buildings" such as mouth, nose, ears, cheekbones, and eye sockets gradually appear on the blank outline, and there are no eyes, which at first glance look like a ghost, more terrifying than a skeleton.

"Well, Jennifer, what do you want to say?"

He couldn't stand it anymore, a chill from the tail vertebrae to the back of his head, the more he looked at it, the more panicked he became, the steel-toothed girl smiled, suddenly juxtaposed the two sketches together, and pulled out a flat ruler from the drawing board.

"Nani?"

This product took a ruler and measured it, and magically found that the distance between the facial features of the latter one and the previous one was about the same, so he simply folded the two pieces of paper together and walked under the bar to use the strong light for longitudinal comparison.

"You shouldn't be following this picture, right?" he sighed, turned his head to see the other party's gloomy expression, and hurriedly explained: "I'm sorry, I'm just too surprised to suspect you." ”

Jennifer turned cloudy and sunny, pointing to the work to give him popular science:

"You and Lone may not look the same, but your facial structure is very similar, and the angle of your bones is basically the same, especially after wearing a dental tray, which is almost identical. ”

"The one used in the ring?"

"Ha, I'm your first fan, how can I not even know the dental tray?" The steel-toothed girl smiled with silver light, Lao Qin was skeptical, he really didn't pay attention to what he looked like when he wore a dental tray.

Always being called a joker by others, how can you still be in the mood to look in the mirror?

"Look. The girl flipped the phone, and someone on the screen sneered, and Lao Qin rarely had any other expressions other than indifference when he was fighting, so he could see at a glance that this was the final photo of himself and the "bee".

"So, how can I be like him?

This product is shaken, Asia's first beautiful man! Don't ask for exactly the same, someone has eight points...... No, five points...... Well, three points, but as long as there are three points of handsomeness, he can laugh and cramp in his dreams.

"If you want to keep it for a long time, yes. ”

There's a door!

Lao Qin was overjoyed, and hurriedly asked, "What about a short period of time?" I don't want to use a knife on my face, and it is impossible to put anything under my skin, otherwise my opponent only needs a light punch to send me to the hospital." ”

Jennifer looked at him for a long time and sighed: "Qin, I know you're going to be a professional boxer, but if you have time outside of training and competition, I suggest you listen to a few more professional classes." ”

The scumbag who said it covered his face.

He either skipped class or practiced calligraphy in class, forgetting that he was actually a makeup professional, and the girl was amused by him to show the silver light on her teeth again, and the thing blinked from between her fingers, and her heart moved.

"Take your glasses off. ”

"Huh?" The steel-toothed girl didn't know why, but she still took off the bottom of the bottle as he instructed, so her eyes suddenly blurred, and she suddenly felt a white light shining, so she subconsciously stretched out her hand to cover it.

"Don't move, don't squint, laugh again. ”

He held up the spotlight above the bar, and as the angle adjusted and the light and shadow changed, the sense of déjà vu became more and more obvious, and finally, as the light moved to the far left, he pressed his phone to take a picture.

"Click!" the electronic analog sounded, and the guy looked at the screen and laughed: "Haha, you can bring your glasses, come and see who this is? Honestly, you really should have a myopic eye surgery." ”

The bridge of the steel-toothed girl's nose sank, and the world became clear again.

"This ......" she grew her mouth, and her appearance was no different from when Lao Qin saw her works, but she was a girl, and girls were born with privileges, such as crying, crying happily.

There's a girl on the phone.

The angle of the shot blurred her messy long hair, the soft light concealed her freckles, and if you retouched the picture and removed the retainers on her teeth, you would find that she resembled a lot-

Anne Hathaway!

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