Chapter 578: True Warriors
After finishing classes at the academy the next day, Ren Baqian ran out of the city with two skunk bombs in his back bag and the guards.
As a result, when I went outside the city, I saw that there were really a lot of people.
Dozens of bald-headed or pigtailed men with horses on their arms stood there. I have to say that Da Yao's officials are really idle......
Tong Zhenye and Qin Chuan were staring at each other with big eyes, surrounded by a circle of secretaries from the Ministry of Industry and the Ministry of War, and a group of people were giggling there.
Not far from the surroundings, there are also Xuanhua, the secretary of the Ministry of Rites, the secretary of the Criminal Department, Xiong Yaohe, the secretary of the Ministry of Officials, as well as the Taichang Division, the Honglu Division, the Public Security Division, the Supervision Division, the Metropolitan Officials, the Seal Division, the Honor Division, the Examination and Meritorious Division, and other secretaries.
In addition to the big deacon, the young deacon, and the household people, almost all of them have arrived.
Ren Baqian estimated that this skunk bomb was thrown over, and the top level of Dayao was really wiped out.
Originally, I thought that Tong Zhenye would do his own thing, with a few small fish and shrimp, but I didn't expect so many people to come.
If Qin Chuan is still relatively easy to understand.
But are other people's curiosity too strong?
It can only be said that it is not unreasonable that there are few people in the ancient people!
"Lord Ren is here!" Wind Throat laughed as soon as he saw Ren Baqian coming from afar, and a few dodges arrived in front of Ren Baqian.
"Why are there so many people?" Ren Baqian was also a little dizzy, think about it, a skunk bomb swept away the top level of Da Yao, how will these people look at themselves in the future.
"Lord Tong and Lord Qin are betting on who can endure Lord Ren's stench, after the news spread, the other adults are also curious about how Lord Ren stinks to death Xia Baiworm!" Wind Throat grinned, his face jumping there.
Ren Baqian pondered it, and he always felt that something was wrong. What do you mean by my stench? I say it as if I stink.
He glanced at the wind throat with a gloomy face, and then glanced at everyone in the field: "How do Tong Shangshu and Qin Shangshu bet?"
"If anyone can't stand it, they will retreat when they see each other within a month!" said Feng Throat.
Ren Baqian's face is embarrassed, these two are really warriors!
If a person smells this, he must be running away.
But if the two bet against each other, whoever runs first will lose...... The consequences are terrible when you think about it!
"Lord Ren, the old man and the others have been waiting for a long time, let the old man see your smell!" Tong Zhenye turned his head and laughed at Ren Baqian.
"Governor Ren, I've been waiting for a long time. The crowd gave up.
"I finally caught this opportunity today, and in the future, the old horseman, you will retreat when you see me!" Qin Chuan sneered.
"Who is the old man shouting?" Tong Zhenye turned his head towards Qin Chuan and said contemptuously.
"The old puppet called you!" Qin Chuan fell into the same pit I don't know how many times.
Ren Baqian smiled and saluted everyone in return, walked into the crowd, took out two skunk bombs from his waist and gestured: "Just pull this away and throw it at your feet." ”
"It's not going to blow up, is it?" asked Tong Zhenye with a fox face. He always thinks it's going to explode when he sees it!
"This is not a bomb, how can it be? Besides, even if it is blown up, it is nothing to the big guys. ”
As he spoke, he stuffed things into the two of them, one in each person's hand, and Ren Baqian arched his hand to everyone: "You guys are busy first, I still have important things to go back to see Your Majesty!"
After speaking, he turned around and ran, as if he was being chased by a dog.
He was terrified that if anyone retaliated against himself for throwing himself at the location of the skunk bomb, he would never want to experience it a second time after smelling it once.
"That's what it looks like, it's pulling this away, right?" Tong Zhenye fiddled with the skunk bomb, pulled the pull ring open, and threw it at his feet.
Qin Chuan did the same, and then the two of them glared at each other.
Within 5 seconds, an extremely strong smell of suffocating tears permeated.
The people around him just fried the pot and ran away.
The scene was really like a bomb exploding, and dozens of people were shot in all directions.
I vomited while running, and my face was as if I had eaten Xiang. Sure enough, it can stink the stench of Xia Baiworm, and it is by no means easy.
Only Qin Chuan and Tong Zhenye were left standing there with green faces, staring at each other with big eyes, while smelling the suffocating stench, feeling that countless sledgehammers were slamming towards the door of the head, and Venus was rising in front of them, and at the same time, I felt that my snot and tears couldn't help but flow down.
"Sure enough, it can stink the smell of Xia Baiworm...... Vomit-" Tong Zhenye's face at this time was like being kicked dozens of times in the crotch of his pants, blue for a while, green for a while, but he still had to hold on hard and couldn't run.
He almost ran away, but he subconsciously pulled out his leg and remembered the gambling contract for a moment, and he was determined there.
It's not terrible to lose, but if you lose to the old opponent in front of you, you can't die.
"Hmph, you can't hold it, right? If you can't hold it, get out of here, vomit - just see the old man retreat in the future!" Qin Chuan's face was similar to Tong Zhenye's, gritting his teeth and holding on.
"The old man is naturally fine, but you have a handful of old bones, if you can't hold on, don't hold on, and in the end, you will end up with Xia Baiworm!" Tong Zhenye's eyes widened and he squeezed the words out from between his teeth.
"Lord Ren's stench is extraordinary, if you can't stand it, you will be spared, and the old man doesn't want you to retreat!" Qin Chuan also stared at Tong Zhenye viciously.
"Haha, old horseman, how can I Tong Zhenye not even stand this stench, but if you can't hold it and leave, the old man will let you go once, don't want you to retreat!"
The two couldn't convince each other, and they stared at each other while enduring the stench that was simply beyond the limit.
"Old bastard, you have to drag me to death, I will definitely not let you go. Tong Zhenye scolded in his heart, always feeling that his tears were about to flow out.
"The old man is still holding on, I don't believe you can hold on!" Qin Chuan also thought in his heart.
The eyes of the two of them were like copper bells, and the two iron cylinders under their feet were still exuding that smell, which made the smell around them even stronger.
"Hahaha, do you dare to take a big breath?" Tong Zhenye suddenly found that Qin Chuan's chest did not rise and fall, and immediately laughed.
"Why don't you dare?" Qin Chuan said, taking a big breath, and then his stomach churned, and he almost vomited out breakfast...... But he swallowed it hard! There was still a taste of stomach acid coming out between his teeth, and he said, "Old man, do you dare to take a big breath?"
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The others had long since escaped, but even if they were out of range, they could still smell the stench on their bodies, as if the stench was like maggots on tarsal bones.
Turning his head to look at Qin Chuan and Tong Zhenye, who were still standing in place, everyone had to admire: "The two adults are very human!"
With that, he ran home to take a shower.
Ren Baqian ran all the way back to the city and glanced into the distance, and saw that the two figures were still standing there motionless.
Ren Baqian also admired in his heart: "These two are really warriors!"
The so-called bathing in the hot pit may not be comparable to the courage of these two people outside the city, at least they can't do it.
It's just that I don't know how long it will take for these two people to stand there like this, and the smell on their bodies will be washed off, so let's hurry up and inform the empress and give these two people a holiday!
Otherwise, there will be no need to stay in the main hall of the dynasty tomorrow morning.