Section 32 The donkey is scurrying
The ground was very noisy because of the shouts of the Khitan people. Han Bushou's words made the entire cellar as silent as water. No one thought that this stubborn and reckless peasant boy with a scar on his face would be the nephew of "Jade Fuzi".
Hua Sanniang said to Lu Shengyan: "I just said that I would let this little ghost go up and release the poison, it was just a proposal, I didn't force him to go." You still need to come up with ideas for specific things. Lu Shengyan understood what she meant, but she wanted to get rid of her involvement. In this way, even if something happens to Liu Yu, the first person Fu Lingyun will find will not be her Hua Sanniang.
Lu Shengyan said: "Don't worry, I am the one who makes the decision about this matter, and it has nothing to do with you." Hua Sanniang smiled: "That's fine." Lu Shengyan patted Liu Yu on the shoulder and said, "Dog baby, I will teach you kung fu, you can't learn it." Liu Yu said: "Of course, it is much better to learn than to use others as shields." ”
Han Bushou hurriedly said: "Liu Yu, you can't learn!" Lu Shengyan saw that he was going to stop him, and shouted: "If you say it again, I will kill you with one palm." If he doesn't go, all of us will die here today. Left and right are dead, am I still afraid of you?!" Seeing Lu Shengyan scolding Han Bushou like this, Liu Yu was a little angry, and said loudly: "Aunt Lu, you can't talk to my brother who is not old like this, otherwise I won't learn!"
Lu Shengyan said in her heart: "How many people in the rivers and lakes over the years have wanted to worship me and Brother Mao, begging us to teach them martial arts, but we didn't agree. Now I'm going to pass on your dog's superior martial arts, and you are upside down, I really don't know what to do!"
However, after these days of getting along, she knew that this Liu Yu was a stubborn temper, and if she forced him, it would be difficult to have results. Thinking of this, she turned her head, no longer looked at Han Bushou viciously, and said, "Okay, I don't care about him in general, why don't you learn martial arts from me?" Liu Yu said: "Okay!" Then he said to Han Bushou: "Brother Bushou, I want to practice it myself." If I don't practice, most of everyone will die here, so why don't I go up and give it a fight, maybe everyone can still have a way to live. Han Bushou opened his mouth, as if he had something to say, but in the end, he flicked the sleeves of his robe and closed his eyes silently.
Lu Shengyan said again: "Please turn around and face the wall." Everyone knew that she wanted to teach Liu Yu martial arts, but at the same time, they were worried about the leakage of secret learning.
Han Bushou was naturally not unfamiliar with her martial arts, so he was the first to turn around. Hua Sanniang was addicted to poison and didn't have much interest in martial arts, so she also turned around. Yue Sheng sighed and saw that he and Xue Hongmei were the only ones in the cellar who did not face the wall, so he reached out and pulled her to turn around with him. Xue Hongmei brushed him away and turned around on her own. Yue Sheng sighed and was stunned, thinking that when this girl first met in Wugou Village a few days ago, she was still quite watery, how could it be that in just a few days, it was as if she had changed as a person.
Everyone faced the wall, only to hear Lu Shengyan say to Liu Yu: "I want to pass on this set of your martial arts, called 'Donkey Wandering Gong'." Liu Yuqi said: "Is there still such a strange name for kung fu in the world?" Lu Shengyan said: "Yes, I have been looking for many years, and I have not found a disciple suitable for practicing this exercise. These **** have examined your muscles and bones many times, but they think you are very suitable for practicing this exercise. ”
Liu Yuqi said: "Aunt Lu, when have you checked my muscles and bones, you have chiseled my head with a big chestnut." Lu Shengyan argued: "I'm here to see if the muscles and bones on your head are hard or not!" Liu Yu said: "Practice! I'll practice!"
Lu Shengyan said: "Time is pressing, I can only teach you the four easiest tricks in the 'Donkey Wandering Skill'." The first move, 'Donkey Running East', you look at my posture, learn to move!" Liu Yu said: "Why does the donkey 'run around'?" Lu Shengyan shouted: "Are you finished? When your father beat you, didn't you run around?" Liu Yu said angrily: "I didn't run around, I had a planned escape!"
Lu Shengyan said: "Hold your mouth again, I'll gouge you with a big chestnut! You spread your legs apart, this posture is wrong." The arms were raised too high and lowered somewhat. Note that like me, take a sip first. Yes, that's it, take your time. Do you feel a little hot in your chest? Okay, slowly exhale your breath out and walk your right leg in this direction, yes, in this direction. ”
Lu Shengyan's martial arts attainments are quite high, and she can explain the difficult martial arts principles in simple terms, so even Yue Shengyan and Xue Hongmei, who are facing the wall, also nod their heads again and again. Lu Shengyan saw Xue Hongmei turning her head slightly, so she shouted, "Turn your head!"
Yue Sheng sighed and thought to himself: "This Xue Hongmei's master is the famous Ten Directions Rakshasa Cui Zhuying, his martial arts are so high, as we all know, how come his two apprentices are ordinary? And this Xue Hongmei's martial arts are a few points worse than her senior brother Tang Feng. ”
When Lu Shengyan first taught Liu Yu martial arts, he held a big breath in his heart, and from time to time when he made a mistake, he struck a violent chestnut. After teaching, she actually liked this "dog baby" a little, and said to herself: "It looks very stupid, but she learns very quickly!" Liu Ji asked: "Aunt Lu, are you talking about me?" Lu Shengyan said: "I'm talking about a donkey, you learn a donkey quite similarly!"
At this time, the quarrel of the Khitan people above the ground became louder and louder, and the Khitan woman was also shouting hoarsely as she listened, and the two sides should be arguing about something extremely important.
Hua Sanniang faced the wall and said, "Miss Lu, please hurry up, my 'Sevenfold Peach Blossom Miasma' doesn't have much time left." When the time comes, we will not be able to fight if we die, and your man will be unlucky with him. ”
Lu Shengyan said: "I know, please rest assured." He also said to Liu Yu: "I will teach you three more tricks, namely'strong donkey south', 'strong donkey west' and 'strong donkey north', these three tricks and 'strong donkey east' are the same as the principle of 'strong donkey east', you learn hard, you can touch the bypass." Liu Yunu said: "Aunt Lu, is this kung fu all running around?" Lu Shengyan said: "Believe it or not, I chiseled your violent chestnuts? Otherwise, if you die yourself, you don't care, my kung fu is taught by me, and it will cause me to lose my reputation. Liu Yu said: "Understood!"
After about another cup of tea, Lu Shengyan said: "You can turn around!" It should have been passed on to Liu Yu all the four styles of "donkey scurrying". Hua Sanniang took out the pack of "Five Gu San" from her arms, handed it to Liu Yu, and said, "My pack of 'Five Gu San' is made from the eggs of five different Gu worms, you try to pick up this powder, isn't it light?"
Liu Yu listened to her words, and put his hand into the embroidery bag to pinch the powder. Lu Shengyan, Yue Shengsi, and Xue Hongmei saw this terrifying thing and involuntarily avoided it. Xue Hongmei was careless, and her body touched Han Bushou's back, and her face was suddenly flushed.
Hua Sanniang said again: "My 'Five Gu San' is the most magical, after the powder is sprinkled out, it does not sink down, but floats upward, so when you apply poison, you can sprinkle it down, and you must not throw it up, otherwise such a precious powder will be wasted." You don't know how much effort the old lady has spent to ......" Before she finished speaking, Liu Yu interrupted her and said, "Okay, okay, is there anything else to say?" Hua Sanniang said: "Save some use, it's better to leave some for me, it's gone!"
Liu Yu was about to climb out of the cellar with the ladder, but as soon as Lu Shengyan's palm was sent to his buttocks, he suddenly felt the whole person fly up lightly. I only felt that Lu Shengyan's palm, although it was far less powerful than the old monk in Wugou Village, was also very powerful.
Liu Yu saw the Khitan woman, still sitting steadily in the chariot. Beyond the chariot was a poison ring, on which several Khitans died, holding knives in their hands. Looking at the posture of these people, they were going to catch the Khitan woman in the chariot, but they were all poisoned on the road.
Dozens of Khitan warriors were shocked when they saw a person suddenly appear from underground, and when they saw that this person was just a child, their nervous thoughts were put down again. The Khitan woman saw that the person who came up was Liu Yu, and her eyes were a little disappointed. In her opinion, only the previous woman with strong martial arts and unreasonable skills could fight with these Khitan warriors.
The Khitan woman said: "Little brother, isn't your Aunt Lu coming up?" Liu Yu said: "She doesn't come up, sister, don't worry, I'll protect you!"
Yue Shengyan poked his head out of the cellar slightly, looked at Liu Yu and the Khitan woman nervously, and asked Lu Shengyan softly: "What kind of 'donkey scurrying' did you teach him, I have never heard you talk about it, is it really effective?" Lu Shengyan was a little angry when he saw that he didn't believe him, and said, "Senior brother, it's time like this, do you think I can play tricks?"
Hua Sanniang persuaded: "Mr. Yue, you can come down." This matter is Miss Lu's idea, let's all listen to her!" Lu Shengyan knew that she was pun intended, ostensibly trying to persuade the two of them, but in fact she was reminding herself again that Liu Yu's matter had nothing to do with her Hua Sanniang.
Lu Shengyan said angrily: "Mrs. Wang, please rest assured. In the future, when the 'Jade Fuzi' finds someone to settle accounts, I will take it all in, and I will never have anything to do with you. I just hope you can put more effort into my man's illness. As she spoke, she dragged Yue Shengsian down the ladder and stretched out her head to watch. Hua Sanniang smiled: "This nature, this nature." ”
Han Bushou said: "If Liu Yu makes the slightest mistake, you two will not have good fruit to eat!" Hua Sanniang heard this, and looked at Lu Shengyan embarrassedly, because she was afraid that Han Bushou would tell Fu Lingyun the truth in the future. Lu Shengyan said: "Mrs. Wang, don't worry, if that dog baby has three longs and two shorts, I will be the first to slaughter this Han Bushou!" Hua Sanniang laughed and said, "I don't have anything to do, I'm just worried about the child's safety." The tone was rather reluctant.
Xue Hongmei's martial arts were the weakest among the people, and she didn't dare to interject more, but at this time she also said: "Mrs. Wang, the idea of letting Liu Yu go up and poison the Khitans was originally from you." No matter what you say, you can't get out of it. Everyone in the rivers and lakes knows what a smart person that 'Jade Fuzi' is, how can you be deceived like this!" She hated Hua Sanniang for forcing herself to take the "Three Insects and Three Corpse Pills", and then framed herself in front of everyone. Therefore, seizing the opportunity, he was determined to kill her sharp spirit in front of everyone.
After speaking, she turned her head to look at Han Bushou again, thinking to herself that if Liu Yu was really dead and she said these words again, Lu Shengyan and Hua Siniang would definitely not be able to spare herself and Han Bushou. She was originally a person who was extremely afraid of death, but at this moment, she thought that if she could die in one place, it would really be the first wish in her life.
How could Hua Sanniang allow a yellow-haired girl like Xue Hongmei to talk about her, and she couldn't help but open her mouth to scold. At this time, Lu Shengyan, who was above the ladder, turned around impatiently and said, "Be quiet, don't speak, that dog baby rushed to the Khitan pile!"