Chapter 4 The Eclectic Tsukidan
As soon as the voice fell, I saw Yang Zixu drop his mobile phone and run towards his room.
As soon as Hu Li stretched out his hand, took the mobile phone, and went up with it.
As soon as he arrived at the door, a strong and pungent smell came out, so frightened that Hu Li immediately covered his mouth and nose, and said in a muffled voice: "Lao Yang, you are holding an induction cooker to refine medicine!"
"Yes, the materials are limited, and it is impossible to buy a Dan furnace, that thing is so expensive that it is to death!" Yang Zixu also covered his mouth and nose and said in a muffled voice.
As soon as he finished speaking, the inside of the pot began to boil.
"Hula Hula~~~"
The water vapor sprayed out wildly at a speed visible to the naked eye, and every now and then the lid of the pot was blown up.
Suddenly, the smell in the house became stronger~
Even if he has done the work of picking dung since he was a child, Hu Li can't stand the smell.
Suddenly, Hu Li saw that Yang Zixu was still holding the window open when he was refining the medicine, and shouted in a muffled voice: "Yang Zixu! You are refining this medicine and the window is still open, you are dying!"
"Nonsense, if you don't open the window to breathe, what should I do if I stink to death!" Yang Zixu finished speaking, and he shook suddenly: "It's over! It's going to explode!"
"What!"
Hu Li was so frightened that his eyes were about to fall out, if this thing blew up, there would be no need to think about the consequences.
So Hu Li made up his mind in his heart, looked at Yang Zixu, and said resolutely: "Brother, I hope you are still alive!"
After speaking, without waiting for Yang Zixu to react, he retreated suddenly, pulled the doorknob, and dragged the handle tightly.
Yang Zixu suddenly understood, and hurriedly rushed to the door, frantically pulling the doorknob.
No matter how desperately Yang Zixu shouted, Hu Li just held on.
Yang Zixu finally convinced himself, curled up in the corner, and still glanced at the burst gas from time to time, and his eyes gradually revealed despair.
Suddenly, there was a loud noise, which woke up the people who fell asleep in the community.
There were even many people who thought there was an earthquake and hurriedly woke up their wives and children and ran down.
When the people downstairs in the community saw the wisps of black smoke upstairs, they understood that it was not an earthquake in front of them, but a fire, but when they smelled the stench of flames, they finally understood that this was not a fire, but death!
There were many people who vomited directly on the spot, and without even thinking about it, they directly called the fire brigade.
I have to say that the departure speed of the fire brigade is fast, and it takes less than ten minutes to arrive at the scene from the time the phone is dialed.
Being next to the thick smoke, Hu Li, one of the heaviest ones, didn't even think about it, rushed directly into the toilet, hugged the toilet and vomited.
Ten minutes is a blink of an eye for them, but for Yang Zixu and Hu Li, it is torment.
Bang Bang Bang !!
The deafening knock on the door reached Hu Li's ears one after another, and after Hu Li vomited, he gradually became familiar with the taste, and after a few mouthfuls of water rushed towards the mouth of the water dragon, he hurriedly ran to the door to open the door.
As soon as he opened the door, he looked at the fire brigade dressed in light red and ready to go, and one of the uncles in the lead asked, "What are you doing here!" ”
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It was good to persuade the fire brigade to leave, and before leaving, there were more than a dozen people with malicious eyes, which frightened Hu Li and hurriedly made amends.
When the door was closed, Hu Licai was finally really relieved, sitting behind the door, not wanting to move, but he didn't know that waiting for him in the next second was boundless torture.
At this time, a person appeared in Hu Li's eyes.
No, it can't be called a person! It should be a pathogenic body, and every step I take, I get a little closer to Hu Li.
Hu Li looked at Yang Zixu who was gradually walking towards him in horror and said, "What do you want to do!"
Yang Zixu arched his hand, the gloom on his face was swept away, and he arched his hand at an angle of 45 degrees and said: "I think that at the beginning, when we two brothers, when we drank and worshipped the son, we said at the beginning, we will share the blessings and the difficulties, and now the good brothers, since you are willing to let me suffer alone, then you can also try!"
Hu Li hurriedly got up and wanted to leave, but was held down heavily by Yang Zixu.
"Let go of me, brother!" Hu Li said: "Brother! Although you are a brother, you should understand the truth that a friend of the dead Tao does not die and the poor way, brother! Your self-sacrificing spirit of sacrificing oneself for others is worthy of my profound study." ”
Seeing that Yang Zixu didn't react, Hu Li hurriedly said: "In the future, where you can use your little brother, just say, go up to Dao Mountain, go down to the sea of fire, and go to the soup and fire, you don't give up!"
"Come less!" Yang Zixu said with a smile.
I saw that Yang Zixu's eyes gradually fell into a crazy realm, and he suddenly took out the black thing from his pocket, and said with an evil smile: "Hey, hey~~ Lao Hu, Lao Hu, I'll let you taste it today, what does this so-called thing that smells worse than, what does it taste like!"
"What!"
Hu Li's eyes shrank in fright, and he struggled desperately!
"No! no!"
Yang Zixu accurately stuffed it into Hu Li's mouth, and quickly clicked on several joints between Hu Li's neck, and this black thing basically did not stop in his mouth, and directly entered the esophagus.
After stuffing, Yang Zixu smiled with satisfaction, sat on the sofa on the side, and quietly watched Hu Li's next performance.
The black paste squirmed in Hu Li's esophagus, in his stomach and intestines, and wherever he passed, Hu Li felt like drinking five bottles of Erguotou in a row, burning, but at the same time, Hu Li's face gradually spread a little black thing.
When the thing finally slipped into his stomach, Hu Li felt that his stomach was burning uncomfortably, and he was about to explode, so he hurriedly rushed to the bathroom, slammed the faucet on the bathtub, swallowed desperately, one bite after another, and even Hu Li himself didn't know how many liters of water he drank.
At the same time, Yang Zixu walked in slowly, looked at Hu Li who was spread aside, was overjoyed, and said with a smile: "Looking at you like this, then what I have refined should be considered a success." ”
Hu Li snorted coldly and said weakly: "What are you refining this time, I will use it as an experiment for you every time, sooner or later, you will eat me badly!"
"Yo! When you closed the door, there was a resolute look in your eyes. Yang Zixu smiled: "Don't worry, it's a good thing to refine this time...... Tsukidan, have you heard of it?"
"Tsukidan!" Hu Li was surprised for a moment, then thought for a while, and said: "No, the Tsukidan in people's novels all walked directly into the immortal family after eating, what kind of sword flying comes casually, and the body is still full of energy!"
Yang Zixu crossed his hands in front of his chest: "What do you know! Now everyone is advocating science, don't be superstitious, build Jidan, don't come to defeat, how can you be full, only when the impurities in your body are expelled, and it is the weakest time, the aura you recover is the most pure, children, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand, I am an expert in this regard." ”