Chapter 0394 - Peach Cass Theon is framed
In the winter town outside Winterfell, a new Little Peach Inn has opened.
The girls inside were all newcomers that Theon Greyjoy hadn't seen before.
For several nights in a row, Theon Greyjoy quietly went to Little Peach's den, and lingered on Cass, a girl with a snow-white complexion and burgundy hair.
Theon was in the middle of the rain with Cass when the door outside was kicked open, followed by the screams of the girls and the rude shouts of the soldiers.
Theon Greyjoy was shocked, pushed away Cass on his body, hugged his clothes and pants, as well as his sword belt and combat boots, and rolled under the bed naked: "Cass, don't let people know I'm here!"
"Lord Theon, aren't you Robb's brother?
"If you are long-winded, I promise to cut out your tongue. Poke your little peach again. Theon said viciously in an urn under the bed.
Cass snorted and closed the cherry mouth.
Boom Boom!
There are guards from the north banging on the door: "Open the door, open the door." ”
Ka!
There was a loud bang, and the door was forcibly broken, and several people walked into the room.
"Cass, where are you here?" was the voice of Harris Moran, the first lancer rider in the North.
He is Robb Stark's captain of the guard, and after experiencing the Battle of the West, he has won Robb's trust even more, and now he is in power, and he dares to investigate anyone who violates military orders.
Theon Greyjoy is most afraid of two people, one is Robb Stark and the other is Harris Moran. Harris Moran is a minor nobleman, and his status is not as good as his Theon, the son of a real nobleman, but this kid has good spear riding skills, and he is deeply loved by the Stark family in Winterfell.
"Master Harris, I don't have anyone here. ”
"Cass, you'd better be honest. Harris Moran said lightly, "Lord Robb has already had a military order, and the military situation has been urgent recently, so brothers are not allowed to get drunk and come to the girl's nest, and in peacetime, we will not come to embarrass you." ”
"Tell me if you have any reception for anyone tonight, as long as it's not our soldiers, we'll leave. The other voice said very coldly.
"My lord, I saw Theon Greyjoy enter her room. "This person's voice is very good, with clear sound quality, and it is very recognizable.
Theon Greyjoy's heart tightened, this man was a wandering singer who had been drinking in the reception hall, and when he came in, the singer called him Lord Theon, and he teased the singer a few words at the time. When both the boss and the singer suggest that Winterfell has recently ordered soldiers and generals not to get drunk and stay in the girls' den, Theon is ashamed to say that Robb Stark himself is here, and there is nothing he can do about it.
"I'm an archer, Robb's advisor, my brother, and he can't do without my help. To tell you the truth, Robb marches and fights, and he can't leave me. ”
Amid compliments from the singer and boss, Theon Greyjoy walks into Cass's boudoir.
The Northerners received an order from Stannis I that the North, as the main force in the conquest of Tyrrell, must gather all the northern armies in a very short time, and hurry to King's Landing to join the armies of the Western Vale and the Riverlands, and set out again.
This time, the military situation was very urgent, and Robb Stark, who had only returned from the West, released all the ravens in Winterfell, and summoned the knights and soldiers of the Northern Lord, who had just returned home, to rush to Winterfell as quickly as possible. At the same time, it was strictly forbidden for any of the generals and soldiers of Winterfell to get hungovers, let alone enter the girl's den for fun, but Theon Greyjoy was clearly an exception.
Cass was a very beautiful exotic woman, with snow-white smooth skin, very beautiful burgundy hair, a small nose, a smile, and two small dimples. Theon Greyjoy was captivated by him the first night he came, and from then on he was out of control, coming night and night, completely forgetting Robb Stark's military orders.
As the voice of the wandering singer Cardin rang out, Theon knew he couldn't escape tonight. He had to speak from under the bed: "Harris, you go out first, and I will go back to the barracks and give Robb an explanation." ”
'Oh, is it?'" Harris Moran crouched down, lifted the drape, and looked at Theon Greyjoy with an embarrassed face under the bed, "Theon, you are a good brother to Lord Robb, and we are also comrades-in-arms, comrades. We're fighting side by side in the conquest of the West, so don't worry, come out first, I'm not going to tell Master Robb Stark about this. ”
Theon laughed and said, "Harris, you are really a brother, don't worry, I won't treat you badly in the future." ”
"Thank you, Lord Theon. Harris laughed, "Brothers, all of you go out, and don't tell me about Lord Theon's here." If anyone tells Lord Robb, don't blame me for the trouble with him. ”
"Yes, sir!" the guards said in unison, followed by the sound of footsteps walking out.
Theon was overjoyed and came out from under the bed: "Harris, I used to really look away, I actually said a lot of inappropriate things to you, you must have heard others say it, but it was all my joke, from tonight onwards, you are my real best brother." ”
He quickly put on his pants and looked up at Harris, who was standing next to the doorway to the room, and there was a man standing in the doorway: Robb Stark.
Theon's mouth was so wide open that a goose egg could easily fit down, and his eyes were wide out like bull's eyes. One of his legs had just been half-cut into his trousers, and the other leg was still completely bare.
The red pants didn't bring him good luck either.
It is said that when you disobey the order and enter the girl's den to find Cass for pleasure, as long as you put on red pants, you can save the day.
Obviously, this once-effective secret has failed this time!
Robb Stark just took a deep look at Theon Greyjoy, didn't say a word, turned and left.
Theon's legs went limp, and he hurriedly reached out to hold on to the dresser next to him, so he didn't fall.
Harris Moran, who was standing by the door, winked at him and smiled slightly, and Theon Greyjoy rushed upward, just wanting to stab Harris in the ass with a sword.
Theon didn't know how he got dressed and walked out, and he didn't know how he got on his horse and rode back to Winterfell, and Robb's orders became even more severe after the Night's Watch Ranger leader Will arrived in Winterfell with a hundred of his men.
Robb Stark handed over the enforcement of military discipline to Will, who was appointed deputy commander of the Northern Expeditionary Corps and the Great Wall Alliance.
In fact, the position of deputy commander was originally expected by Theon. Theon couldn't sleep all night.
At dawn the next day, Theon's door was kicked and smashed with a loud bang, and Harris Moran walked in with the guards, behind Will, the Discipliner, and a few Night's Watch guards.
Harris Moran threw a bloody human head in front of Theon, who had just jumped out of bed.
The head of the singer Cardin.
"Theon, you are so bold, in order to vent your personal anger, you dare to blatantly kill the singer, do you think that you are the brother of Lord Robb and dare to do whatever you want?" Harris shouted sharply, "I am here to arrest you on the military order of Lord Robb, and someone is here to tie up Theon." ”
Theon was stunned and collapsed, and he heard himself defend himself incoherently: "Harris, I didn't kill the singer, I ...... last night"
Syllable!
Will walked up and gave Theon a heavy slap in the face.