Chapter 906 - Didn't Use Raw Rice to Cook Rice?
"Stinky boy, what nonsense!"
The princess of the iron fan laughed and scolded angrily, and raised her hand to twist the red child's ears again.
The red boy seemed to have expected this hand, flexibly dodged and flashed behind a round table, and grinned: "Mother, the lust of the cow for you is written in the cow's eyes, don't always treat me as a child I don't understand, I understand all this." ”
Princess Iron Fan scolded: "Phew, you shameless rabbit cub, you know a fart!"
"Okay, okay, I don't know how to do it, do I?"
The red boy compromised: "But I have to tell you first, mother, if you are empty and lonely to find a man, I have no objection, who told you to meet people unladylike before, but only this cow can't do it, I am a brother with him."
Phew, I treat him as a brother, this bastard, I am my father, I am really angry, and I don't pee to see if my appearance is worthy of my mother. ”
"Holy Child, that's too much!"
Princess Iron Fan feigned anger and said: "The bad guy is also a great sage of the demon world, he created the third holy land of the demon clan, and later made a big fuss about the 100,000 heavenly soldiers in the Heavenly Palace, he can't stop him, and he is heroic, no one can beat him......"
"Pull it down, mother, no matter how powerful his Huaguo Mountain is, hasn't he been suppressed by Emperor Zhenwu and others?"
The red boy sat down and pouted.
Princess Iron Fan was surprised: "Holy Child, what's the matter with you, didn't you like to listen to the stories of the Seven Great Sages the most before?"
"That was before I met the True Martial Emperor. ”
The red boy reverently said: "This time in Wuzhuang Guan, I heard about the deeds of the emperor from the deputy mountain chief, and my deviation of the three views was corrected by the deputy mountain chief, the emperor is a real hero, if I want to see it, he can be worthy of you......"
"Shut up, the more you talk, the more you don't have a score. ”
Princess Iron Fan reprimanded: "Mother can tell you seriously and responsibly today, Mother will never be tempted by any man again, and there will be no before and no in the future." ”
The red boy pouted: "What about the Great Sage?"
"Huh?"
Princess Iron Fan was stunned when she heard this: "You...... You stole that painting. ”
"Mother, don't be so surprised, I already knew that person. ”
The red boy said in a deep voice: "All living beings in the world have their parents, even the Monkey King who jumped out of the stone also respects the heavens as his father and the earth as his mother, how can I only have a mother and no father?"
Although the red boy at this moment has the face of a child, his tone and other aspects are indescribably mature.
Princess Iron Fan fell silent.
"Mother, I have lived for more than three hundred years, mother, do you know what the concept of more than three hundred years old is?"
The red boy sighed: "A hundred years is a lifetime, and I have lived longer than the three of them combined, mother, if I were normal, I would have grown up by now, not now, so, mother, there are some things I should know now, right?"
The red boy looked at the princess with an iron fan seriously.
Princess Iron Fan sighed, and finally nodded silently this time.
The red boy said, "That person's name is Duobao Great Sage, right?"
Princess Iron Fan nodded.
He shook his head again.
Seeing his mother nodding, the red boy was about to continue asking, but was suddenly confused by the shaking of the iron fan princess.
"Mother?"
The red boy looked confused: "I ...... How many dads?"
"What do you say, bunny!"
Princess Iron Fan scolded angrily: "Who is your mother?"
"That's good, that's good!"
The red boy touched his chest: "Mother, you are nodding and shaking your head, which scares me a lot, but you ...... What does that mean exactly?"
If there are several dads, then he is really stupid.
Princess Iron Fan sighed, "Your birth was a complete accident, and in fact, I am not sure if your father is him or not. ”
Red Boy: "???"
Stunned, the red boy hurriedly said: "No, mother, you have to tell me this clearly, what is ...... My birth was a complete accident? You gave birth to me, but you don't know who my father is?"
Princess Iron Fan nodded: "I really don't know. ”
The red boy thought for a while: "Mother, did you meet at the banquet of the Long Live Fox King?"
Princess Iron Fan was surprised: "You even know this?"
"And then I heard that he heroically saved Mei, and you went away together?" Red Boy continued.
Princess Iron Fan recalled: "It seems to ...... That is true. ”
The red boy hurriedly said: "Then what about later, after you leave, you won't be stunned by what method that Duobao Great Sage used, and then cook raw rice to mature rice, right?"
", I'll kill you rabbit cub if you're not big or small. ”
Princess Iron Fan raised her hand and said: "You are really getting more and more unruly, how did the emperor teach you, Duobao is not the kind of person you said." ”
"The emperor didn't teach me, it was the emperor and his master who taught me, and the deputy mountain chief said that if I behaved well, he would accept me as an apprentice. ”
The red boy smiled and said: "At that time, I will be the emperor's junior brother, and when I have the emperor's big backer, no one will dare to mess with our mother in the future." ”
Princess Iron Fan recalled: "He...... He is a very mysterious, very righteous, and very powerful master, I don't even know if he is a god, an immortal, a demon or a demon. ”
Red Boy: "Are you handsome?"
Princess Iron Fan: "Jun is not very handsome, his appearance is very ordinary, the kind that you will forget at a glance, but there is an indescribable temperament that you will never forget." ”
"Yo yo yo, what about temperament, what about later?"
"Your old lady and I were originally a ghost immortal, but it is not easy for the way of the ghost to become a positive fruit, the process of cultivating a ghost immortal into a true immortal is from yin to yang, and it needs a pure pure yang immortal force to help, the stronger the better, so I asked him to help me. ”
"And then!"
"Then it was gone, he helped me cultivate into a true immortal, and Duobao left. ”
"What, gone?"
Red Boy looked incredulous: "That's the only way?"
Princess Iron Fan asked rhetorically, "What else?"
The red boy asked reluctantly, "Didn't you cook rice together with raw rice or something?"
"Nope!"
Princess Iron Fan ruthlessly extinguished Red Child's hopes.
The red boy was dumbfounded and said, "You didn't cook, so where did I come from?" ”
"You should know it all now, is it necessary to lie to you?"
Princess Iron Fan let out a long sigh and said, "Also, that question has been thinking about it for hundreds of years and hasn't figured out where you came from." ”
The red boy's expression became exciting.
Even he didn't know if the expression on his face was laughing or crying at the moment.
He's been tracking it for hundreds of years!
It was only now that Princess Iron Fan told him that she and Duobao had never cooked.
"Mother, who did you cook with?"
Red Boy asked, a little dejected.
The princess of the iron fan also collapsed, grabbing her hair with both hands: "I promise that I haven't cooked with anyone, I have refined the pure yang essence of Duobao back then, there can be no leftovers......"
The red boy sat down at a forty-degree angle and looked at the sky, and sighed with a melancholy and complicated expression.
How can he continue to investigate?
Mother, you are really good at playing, so that my son doesn't know what to say now.
After a long time, there was a knock on the door, and after Tong'er opened the door, the Bull Demon King walked in, and saw that the atmosphere was a little weird.
I saw the red boy and the princess of the iron fan sitting on both sides, neither of them spoke, as if they had quarreled.
The red boy said, "The fire is out?"
The Bull Demon King nodded: "Yes, eight...... Eighth brother, the banana fan is back for you. ”
The red boy snorted and gave his mother's child a look.
The Bull Demon King restrained: "What, my master over there is in a hurry, so I won't bother too much, and I will leave." ”
"I'll send my big brother!"
The red boy got up, and the Bull Demon King nodded and glanced at the Iron Fan Princess, and hurriedly walked away.
Alas, how could such a beautiful woman give birth to a big bulb of a little devil ace!
Outside Basho Cave.
The red boy suddenly seemed to remember something and asked, "Big brother, do you know the Great Sage of Duobao?"
"I haven't heard of it, but it may be a new debut recently. ”
The Bull Demon King asked in surprise, keeping a heartfelt eye: "Do you also know that the eldest brother has been suppressed for thousands of years, what, is he who you are?"
"My dad!"
The red boy looked at the Bull Demon King and said quietly.
Cut off your thoughts first, and call you dead old cow to beat my mother's idea!
We are brothers, you actually think about my mother, me, I will burn you and me.
"So your father, that's good, I'll help you inquire when I have time. ”
The Bull Demon King has a heroic face and a heavy rain in his heart, and he is not even qualified for a spare tire?
The red boy watched the Bull Demon King leave, and suddenly turned around with a secret laugh, and saw that the Iron Fan Princess still had a headache and thought about it seriously.
The red boy sighed: "Mother, don't think about it, I want to think about it, maybe only if I find the Duobao Great Sage back then, I will have the answer." ”
Princess Iron Fan was puzzled, "Why do you have to look for him?"
"Of course I found an answer, don't I know that I know the answer?"
The red boy said and instructed the maid: "Go, fan the banana in the pool and wash it, mother, you can change the spell again." ”
Princess Iron Fan was stunned: "Why?"
"Don't you wash the baby in your mouth, who knows if the dead old cow has done something disgusting? Just thinking about it gives me goosebumps. ”
The red boy said: "Yes, I'll go first, mother, don't worry, I take good care of the deputy mountain chief now, he will ask the emperor to help me find the great sage of Duobao, the emperor thinks that he is the second in the Three Realms, and no one dares to recognize the first." ”
"Be careful!"
Princess Iron Fan instructed.
......
Ten Thousand Demon Mountain.
Lu Dijun was lying on the table preparing teaching materials, and suddenly, he seemed to feel something, his palm opened, and a black lotus flew out and hung in the air.
A lawless figure appeared in the middle.
"Black Lotus!"
Lu Chuan said: "The subordinates are here!"
Wutian said with a solemn expression: "You send an order to Jiutou and Duomu to ask them to help this seat find a few relics." ”
"What relics?"
Lu Chuan was stunned, is the relic in the biography of the Journey to the West...... Seventeen?
Now that you have the right place, where are these relics, let him think about it, and think of the front part to take it out, so that you can get out as soon as you come.
Wait, that doesn't seem right, aren't these relics hidden by burning lamps after the Great Tribulation began?
Wutian didn't give him time to think and said directly: "Don't ask what you shouldn't ask." ”