Chapter 31: The Embroidery Thief

Flowers are full of incense, sit quietly in the incense meditation room and wait, there are others to make food, naturally have to wait, after becoming blind, it is inconvenient to cook, the cooking skills learned in the previous life can not be displayed at all, today I am ready to taste, the bitter gourd master personally cooked vegetarian fast.

Master Bitter Melon is not an easy cook, so not only does he have to come right, but he also has to be happy. Today's people are coming very right, in addition to Hua Manlou, there are also Huangshan ancient pine monks, and Wudang Mudao people.

Of course, these people are not laymen, so the bitter gourd master is also very happy today, and in the vast twilight, the evening bell finally sounds. The evening breeze blows through the bamboo forest, and the heat has long been isolated from the red dust.

The bamboo curtain in the meditation room hangs low, and through the bamboo curtain, you can already smell a burst of indescribable aroma, which is enough to arouse anyone's appetite.

Monk Honka sighed: "Master Bitter Gourd's vegetarian seat is really unparalleled in the world. ”

Mu Daoren smiled: "He himself often said that even if the Bodhisattva smells the vegetarian dishes he makes, he will be moved." ”

Hua Manlou said with a smile: "Lu Xiaofeng is here, hurry up and go in, there will be no more in a while", he had already found that Lu Xiaofeng was here, and he was already sitting there, eating happily.

Mu Dao and Gu Song monks hurriedly lifted the bamboo curtain and walked in, and sure enough, Lu Xiaofeng's body was not only full of mud, but also his whole body was full of sweat and smell, sitting there eating and drinking. The bitter gourd master didn't drive him out, but was still picking up vegetables for him, as if he was afraid that he wouldn't eat fast enough.

Mu Daoren sighed and said, "This monk is eccentric. ”

A pot of vegetarian ham and a pot of potsticker tofu were all facing the bottom of the plate, Lu Xiaofeng finally stopped, smiled at the three people, and said: "Although you scold you, I will eat mine, you scold me, I also happen to eat happily." ”

Mu Daoren laughed and said, "Others fall for you, but I won't do it." He sat down too, and in the blink of an eye three pieces of vegetarian duck were in his belly.

Hua Manlou sat down next to Lu Xiaofeng, immediately frowned, and said, "You usually don't stink, why do you smell like a dog that has just been fished out of the mud today?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Because I haven't taken a bath for ten days." ”

Hua Manlou frowned and said, "What are you doing these days?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "I'm very busy. ”

Hua Manlou said: "What are you busy with?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "I'm busy paying off debts and gambling debts." ”

When Hua Manlou heard this, he asked rhetorically: "Sikong picks stars?"

Lu Xiaofeng sighed and said, "Who else is there besides the bastard who picks up the stars?"

Hua Manlou said with a smile: "Let's listen to it, let me be happy." ”

Lu Xiaofeng smiled bitterly: "Last time I competed with him somersault and won him a mess, this time he actually found me and wanted to compete with me somersault, how could I not agree! Who knows that this kid hasn't done anything recently, he is only practicing somersaults, and he actually turned over 680 heels in a row in one hour, you say you want to die?"

Hua Manlou asked, "What did you lose to him?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "We have made an appointment, if I win, he will kowtow to me as soon as we meet in the future, call me uncle, if I lose, I will have to dig 680 earthworms for him within ten days, one heel fight, one earthworm." ”

Mu Daoren couldn't help laughing, and said, "You really dug up six hundred and eighty earthworms for him?"

Lu Xiaofeng sighed again and said with a wry smile: "In the first few days, there seemed to be a lot of earthworms, and in the next few days, it was even more difficult to find an earthworm than a toad to find a wife." ”

Monk Honka couldn't help but ask, "What does that king of king stealing want so many earthworms for?"

Lu Xiaofeng said hatefully: "He doesn't want earthworms at all, he just wants to see me dig earthworms!"

Mu Daoren laughed and said, "I didn't expect Lu Xiaofeng to have such a day, this is really happy!"

Master Bitter Melon suddenly said: "In fact, the most prominent person in the rivers and lakes recently is no longer him!"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Who am I not?"

Master Bitter Melon said: "A man who has never even heard of it, a man who can embroider, but he can not only embroider, but also embroider blind!!"

Hua Manlou smiled when he heard this: "The embroidery thief has appeared, today the bitter gourd master invites you to eat, you must ask for something, it seems that I am going to Lu Xiaofeng again, I am just one of the foils, the companion of the mixed rice, there is still a master hidden in the house, it is estimated that Jin Jiuling is also here, if you don't speak, you will watch your performance", the chopsticks in his hand suddenly sped up.

Lu Xiaofeng was stunned again and said, "Embroider blind?"

Master Bitter Melon said: "It is said that he has embroidered at least seventy or eighty blind people recently!"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "How do blind people embroider?"

Master Bitter Melon said: "Embroider with his embroidery needle, embroider one with two needles!"

Lu Xiaofeng finally understood a little, and said, "Who are the blind people he embroidered?"

Master Bitter Melon said, "At least four or five of them are ones you recognize!"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Who?"

Master Bitter Melon said: "Chang Mantian, Hua Yifan, Jiang Chongwei ......"

Before he finished speaking, Lu Xiaofeng was already moved: "Jiang Chongwei of the Southeast Palace?"

Master Bitter Melon said, "There is any other Jiang Chongwei besides him?"

Lu Xiaofeng frowned and said: "But since this Jiang Chongwei entered the palace, he will never care about the affairs of the rivers and lakes anymore, how could he provoke this person?"

Master Bitter Melon said: "He didn't provoke this person at all, it was the Eighteen Pearls in the palace who provoked him!"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "This person not only blinded Jiang Chongwei, but also stole the Eighteen Pearls of the palace!"

Master Bitter Melon said: "In addition, we have to add the seventy volumes of priceless calligraphy and paintings from Hua Yuxuan's collection, 800,000 taels of silver from Zhenyuan, a batch of red goods from Zhendongbao, and 90,000 taels of gold leaves from Jinshahe!" He sighed and continued, "It is said that this person has done sixty or seventy major cases in a month, and all of them have been done by him alone, do you think he is out of the limelight?"

Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help but sigh: "Why haven't I heard these things?"

Master Bitter Melon said: "You have been in the northwest recently, and these things have happened in the southeast, and you only came here a few days ago, and you are busy digging earthworms!"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "This is the news that came recently, but you already know it!"

Master Bitter Melon said, "Hmm!"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "When did you become so well-informed?"

Master Bitter Melon sighed and said, "Don't forget that I have always had the most well-informed junior brother. ”

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Jin Jiuling?"

Master Bitter Melon smiled bitterly and said, "Fortunately, I only have such a junior brother!"

Lu Xiaofeng suddenly let out a long sigh and said, "I understand, Jin Jiuling is Jiang Chongwei's good friend, and he was the first catcher in the world that year. This case, maybe he can't solve it,

Master Bitter Melon stopped talking.

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Since you only have such a junior brother, of course you have to help him find a helper!" He sighed and said with a wry smile: "The most unfortunate thing is that I happen to be the most ideal helper, no matter who encounters something that can't be solved, they will always come to me, so ......"

Master Bitter Melon said, "So what?"

Lu Xiaofeng sighed: "So you invited me to eat this meal, I'm afraid that I didn't have any good intentions." ”

Suddenly, I heard another person smile and say, "I really don't!" This person is, of course, Jin Jiuling.