Home is a safe haven for wanderers and a safe place for children.

There is Shiyun, this place of peace is my hometown, and this sentence is now very perfectly verified on Wu Hou's body.

Wu Hou has been back for a few days, and the life at home is too beautiful for him. Grandma who loves herself, she will get up early every day to make a hearty breakfast for Wu Hou, and before Guo Sunhua leaves for work, she will leave pocket money for Wu Hou, although it is only a few dozen yuan, but it is not difficult to see that she still treats Wu Hou as a child.

Yes, in the eyes of the elders, children are children in the end.

Wu Hou slept for a few days, and after breakfast, he would go back to the bed and continue to sleep, which was different from the lazy sleep in Hangzhou, and the lazy sleep at home was more solid and more reassuring than the lazy sleep in Hangzhou.

On the morning of this day, Wu Hou suddenly couldn't sleep, not because he didn't want to sleep, but because his bed, after holding on for a few days, was finally overwhelmed and broke in half from the middle.

Wu Hou sat on the bed that had been broken in half, half of his buttocks were still on the ground, he scratched his head, looked at the anklets on his feet, and secretly complained in his heart, how could he forget this, now he has a weight of more than six hundred catties, and this bed must not be able to bear his weight for a long time.

This bed was bought by Wu Hou when he was in junior high school, at that time he was getting taller, and the small bed that Wu Hou slept on before became narrower and narrower, Guo Sunflower helped Wu Hou buy a new one, that is, the bed in front of him that had been broken, Wu Hou slept for some years, and finally slept it to the end today.

"Knock knock. There was a knock on the door, Wu Hou looked at the door, and heard his grandmother shouting outside, "Hou, what are you doing?" There was a boom, and the floor trembled. ”

Wu Hou stood up from the broken bed, put on his clothes, and twisted through the door, "I.... I.... Grandma, my bed is broken...."

"What, the bed is broken?" Wu Hou heard Guo Xianda's voice.

"The bed is broken, open the door. Guo Xianda banged on the door a few more times.

Wu Hou walked to the door, opened the locked door, and saw his grandparents standing in front of the door, Guo Sunflower was not at home, it seemed that he had gone to work. There are a lot of people who go out to work in the small town, and now that the Spring Festival is approaching, everyone is gradually coming back, so Guo Sunhua's place of work will be very late on vacation, after all, it is a service industry, and it must be insisted on until the last moment before stopping.

Guo Xianda and the old woman walked into Wu Hou's room together, and the two looked at Wu Hou's bed and stood there.

Grandma was surprised, "Oh, why did this such a good bed break?

The elderly have this habit and feel sorry for the things at home.

Wu Hou glanced at Guo Xianda with an embarrassed face, and found that he was looking at him with a smile, which made him even more embarrassed.

Grandma walked to the bedside, put away the sheets and bedding on the bed, muttered a pity, a pity, a good bed, and put them in the cupboard for the time being.

Guo Xianda looked at the old woman and said, "Okay, okay, don't chatter, what's so strange about such a big person sleeping on an old bed." ”

Grandma turned her head to look at Guo Xianda, and said unhappily, "When I married you, the bed that accompanied me was still fine, how can Wuhou's bed only sleep for a few years, and it can be broken? Alas, if I want to say that the carpenter is not good now, the bed made is cut corners, the quality is getting worse and worse, it can't stand the toss, it will break down after a few years of sleep, or the previous bed is strong, you look at the bed between the two of us, how will we be young and how to sleep will not be broken, and it has been intact until now..."

The more the old woman spoke, the more outrageous it became, and Guo Xianda's face was red and white for a while.

"Stop, stop, stop. Guo Xianda waved his hand again and again, "You old woman, you are confused, the child is still there, what nonsense!"

Only then did the old woman react, she raised her head and laughed, and her rickety body was a little straighter.

Wu Hou scratched his head, stuck out his tongue on the side, looked at his grandfather with a displeased face, and secretly covered his mouth and laughed.

Guo Xianda kicked over and reprimanded Wu Hou: "You stinky boy, what are you laughing at, keep your mouth shut!"

Wu Hou hurriedly put his hand down, closed his mouth, looked at his nose and nose, looked at the ground, and did not dare to make any more sound.

Guo Xianda looked at the messy bed, turned his head out of the room with Wu Hou, and said to the old woman, "I'll take the kid to buy a new bed, and you clean up here." ”

Grandma was looking at the broken part of the bed, thinking about whether she could find a board to nail it on, and use it for a few more years, when she heard that Guo Xianda was going to buy a new one, she immediately stopped looking at it, nodded and said, "Forget it, it's not worth repairing, buy a new one." Alas, I'm still thinking of waiting until the time the child gets married, and then I'll buy him a new one as a marriage bed..."

Guo Xianda, who walked out of the room, pouted, and returned to the marriage bed, which was also several years later.

Wu Hou silently followed behind Guo Xianda, listening to his grandmother's chatter, his heart was warm and very comfortable.

Grandma always thinks a lot, thinking about her food and housing outside, thinking about her future work, and thinking about her future marriage. On the first night of Wu Hou's return, when several people sat down to eat and drink together, my grandmother said that Wu Hou was old and it was time to go on a blind date, and she wanted to find someone to tell Wu Hou a matchmaker.

Guo Sunflower was a little drunk at the time, and said to her mother with a smile that Wu Hou had a female classmate who lived in the same community as her family, and the two were half a childhood plum, and the two had been very close since middle school, Guo Sunflower said that the female classmate was her prospective daughter-in-law.

Wu Hou, who heard this at that time, looked embarrassed and wanted to explain, saying that Mai Wenxiang already had a boyfriend and a girlfriend, but before she could say it, her grandmother immediately shouted that she wanted to see this girl first, so she had to pull Wu Hou and let him take him to see Mai Wenxiang.

If it weren't for the fact that it was already night, Wu Hou really couldn't escape that catastrophe.

The grandfather and grandson walked out of the house, went downstairs and walked outside the community, Guo Xianda hummed a little song, he was in a very good mood, he was in a good mood, but he would not be depressed because of a broken bed at home.

Old man, when he gets older, he lives with a state of mind, Guo Xianda knows this very well, so he has always been a happy little old man.

When the two passed by the community garden, three elderly old men were basking in the sun in the garden, and after they saw Guo Xianda, they shouted, "Old Guo Lao Guo, what are you doing, come and play a trick, play mahjong, we are missing one." ”

Guo Xianda looked over and replied with a smile, "No, no, isn't my grandson back, the bed at home is broken, I'm going to take him to buy a new one, you wait for Lao Han to come over and play mahjong together." ”

The three old men nodded, looked at Wu Hou, and praised, "Yohe, this is your grandson, what a talent, good, good!"

Guo Xianda laughed a few times, looked at a few old men and said, "Old buddy, is there an average old girl in the family, tell my grandson and make peace, we may be able to be in-laws." ”

Several old men laughed one after another, looked at Guo Xianda and said, "You old boy, you won our money by playing mahjong, and now you want us to introduce our own daughter to your grandson, you are very bad!"

"Haha......" Guo Xianda laughed again, took Wu Hou out of the garden, and said: "You, you, how good my grandson is, he is strong, your daughter marries him, then he will not be happy for a lifetime..."

Several old men were slightly stunned, looked at Guo Xianda, who was walking away, and said, "Old Guo, I am not ashamed to say some inconsequential things when I am old." ”

Wu Hou glanced at his grandfather awkwardly, he didn't say anything, looked back at himself proudly, and strode out of the community.

Having such a grandfather is really speechless, Wu Hou couldn't help but think so.

But my grandfather is also very powerful, I have lived in this community for so many years, and I know Mai Wenxiang, my grandfather has been here for just a few months, but he has already known several old men, and it seems that the relationship is quite familiar, and listening to the meaning of the words of those old men, it seems that grandpa has won a lot of money from them.

So Wu Hou looked at Guo Xianda and asked, "Grandpa, did you win their money?"

Guo Xianda inquired with the doorman of the community about how to get to the furniture city, and then replied to Wu Hou, "What's the matter? Is it very strange? Where do you think your grandfather will buy you a bed? Haha, your grandfather and I were young and a well-known mahjong expert in Shili Eight Villages, and he has never lost miles in playing cards." ”

Wu Hou pursed his lips and said in disbelief: "Impossible, as the old saying goes, nine out of ten bets are lost, how can there be a card that has not been lost." ”

"Hey, you kid, you still don't believe it?" Guo Xianda, an old smoking gun, took out a cigarette and lit one, and strolled on the road with Wu Hou, seemingly planning to walk to the Furniture City.

Wu Hou dragged his heavy footsteps and followed Guo Xianda's side, and began to listen to Guo Xianda while groping for the law of pace.

Guo Xianda took a puff of cigarette and continued, "Good grandson, let me tell you, don't tell outsiders, in fact, grandpa can win money, it is entirely because grandpa has a mastery, relying on this mastery, I can win every time I play cards." ”

"What kind of mastery?" Wu Hou asked.

Guo Xianda laughed a few more times, leaned into Wu Hou's ear and whispered a word, then retracted his body, took another puff of cigarette proudly, and spit forward.

After Wu Hou listened, he looked at Guo Xianda in disbelief and exclaimed: "Damn! It's really fake? Can you peek at other people's cards? Can you also see through to see the hole cards?"

Guo Xianda covered Wu Hou's mouth, looked at the pedestrians around him, and saw that they didn't react, so he let go of Wu Hou's mouth with confidence, and said angrily: "Didn't you tell you, don't talk nonsense, you kid, you want to kill me!"

The grandfather and grandson each burst into foul language.

Wu Hou didn't dare to say out loud again, hugged Guo Xianda's arm, and whispered: "Grandpa, you didn't lie to me, did you?"

Guo Xianda glanced at Wu Hou angrily and said, "Who told you that this is kung fu?

Wu Hou pursed his lips and said, "Don't believe it, you must lie to people, how can there be magic in the world, this is not scientific." ”

"Your master's old goblin, is it scientific?" Guo Xianda looked at Wu Hou with some pity, and said: "Stinky boy, there are many things you haven't seen, do you think that I and your grandmother will be young, how can your grandfather and I toss for a night, don't you rely on my doppelganger skills..."

The more Wu Hou listened, the more outrageous he felt, and shouted: "Grandpa, it's not appropriate for you to say this.... What's more, my master can't see through his body, this is simply a fantasy. ”

Guo Xianda didn't feel inappropriate at all, he threw away his cigarette handle, stepped on it with one foot, and said, "Wu Hou, do you know why I have been living in the mountains?"

"Why?" Wu Hou asked blankly.

"Because I'm guarding the mountains to the west, where there are human secrets. Guo Xianda said seriously.

Wu Hou couldn't understand it anymore, and wondered, "What do you mean by the secret of the world?"

The two were walking on the side of the road, a car passed by, Guo Xianda pulled Wu Hou, pulled him inside, and said lightly, "Kunlun Mountain, you know, right?"

"You know, the mountains in central Asia, across Tibet, Xinjiang, and all the way to Qinghai, the whole journey is thousands of kilometers. ”

Guo Xianda nodded, glanced at Wu Hou approvingly, and said in his heart that your geography is really good.

"You see that Kunlun Mountain is just a mountain range, but good grandson, do you know that Kunlun Mountain is a sacred mountain, where there is a matter of the immortal lord holding the immortal cultivation in the world to ascend to the sky to guide the way. ”

Wu Hou shook his head and looked at his grandfather, "I don't know." ”

Wu Hou looked at Guo Xianda's eyes, a little subtle, he was thinking, grandfather wouldn't have slowly become a kind of person like a goddess because of his age.

There are many such people in today's society, they have lived for most of their lives like ordinary people, and then one day after they got older, they suddenly said something unreasonable, saying that they were the reincarnation of such and such a god, that they were the spokesperson of such and such a god, and that they could talk to such and such a god. I remember when I was in school, Wu Hou listened to a class about the mentally ill, and he mentioned the people in society who said they were related to God.

Feeling the subtlety in Wu Hou's eyes, Guo Xianda suddenly had a black line in his head, looked at Wu Hou and said unhappily, "Do you think that grandpa is a psychopath?"

Wu Hou nodded seriously.

Guo Xianda stood up and looked directly into Wu Hou's eyes, and Wu Hou unconsciously stopped.

"Don't you believe what your grandfather said?" Guo Xianda asked directly into Wu Hou's eyes, his face was very solemn, and his tone was very heavy.

Wu Hou suddenly felt that Guo Xianda was a little different, his momentum was very different, he had never seen such a serious grandfather.

Wu Hou didn't know how to speak for a while, whether to believe it or not, grandpa couldn't really have a problem with his brain, right?

Wu Hou didn't dare to speak, so he shook his head slightly, and looked at Guo Xianda to stop talking.

Guo Xianda regained his previous temperament, suddenly opened his mouth and laughed wildly, patted Wu Hou on the shoulder, and said loudly, "Fool, I lied to you, hahahaha......"

Wu Hou looked at Guo Xianda, who was laughing, blankly, and didn't react for a while, before he stared at him in a daze, and said angrily, "Wow, grandpa, you dare to trick me, look at the trick!"

Wu Hou slapped Guo Xianda's shoulder with a palm, just like Guo Xianda slapped him just now, Wu Hou hit with a blow, and then quickly laughed and ran away.

Guo Xianda, who was slapped by Wu Hou, sat on the ground, looked at his grandson who ran away, suddenly covered his waist, and cried out in pain, "Oops, it hurts, my old waist hurts, it hurts, it's over, it's over, this must be broken...."

Wu Hou, who was laughing and running away, heard his grandfather's wailing and hurriedly turned around, he saw Guo Xianda sitting on the ground, crying out in pain, and his hands were still covering his waist.

Wu Hou was shocked in his heart, and secretly said badly, I was afraid that I would accidentally hurt my grandfather, alas, I was really not light or heavy, my grandfather was so old, how could he compare with his young body.

So Wu Hou turned his head, hurriedly ran back to Guo Xianda's side, squatted down and said worriedly and blamed himself, "Grandpa, are you okay? How is your waist? Blame me, blame me, don't worry, I'll carry you to the hospital." ”

Wu Hou squatted on the ground and turned around, turned his back to the wailing Guo Xianda, and said hurriedly: "Come up, grandpa, I'll carry you!"

Guo Xianda, who was sitting on the ground wailing, suddenly had a triumphant smile on the corner of his mouth, and then raised one foot, aimed at Wu Hou's buttocks, and kicked it hard.

Wu Hou, who was anxiously waiting for Guo Xianda to climb up, felt a strong attack on his buttocks, and then the whole person jumped up into the sky and jumped out more than two meters high.

The little old man, who had succeeded in his treacherous scheme, laughed loudly, and quickly got up and fled into the distance.

After landing on the ground, Wu Hou rubbed his hot and painful buttocks, looked at his grandfather who was laughing and went away, only to know that he was deceived by his grandfather, it turned out that he was pretending just now.

Wu Hou pursed his lips, looked at Guo Xianda, and shouted, "You dare to lie to me, stop! Pick up your grandson!" Then he strode towards Guo Xianda who was far away.

Don't look at Guo Xianda's age, but his body is still very flexible, although Wu Hou relied on his youth and caught up after a while, but Guo Xianda relied on his flexible body and dodged Wu Hou's kick to his ass several times.

However, in the process of dodging, his left butt was still kicked by Wu Hou, although Wu Hou didn't use much strength, Guo Xianda still felt a pain. So Guo Xianda began to fight back, and he and Wu Hou fought on the street, the two of them came and went, one move after another, all of which were routines for children to fight.

Wu Hou went to pull Guo Xianda's beard, Guo Xianda spat at Wu Hou, Wu Hou turned his head to dodge, and Guo Xianda grabbed Wu Hou's ear. Wu Hou was in pain, and scratched Guo Xianda's armpit with one finger, Guo Xianda retracted the hand that grabbed Wu Hou's ear to dodge, and then Wu Hou also spat at Guo Xianda, hitting Guo Xianda's forehead.

The little old man wiped a handful of spitting on his forehead, then took a deep breath through his nose, gathered a mouthful of thick phlegm in his mouth, opened his mouth and sprayed out towards Wu Hou, Wu Hou was still immersed in the joy of a small victory just now, and was caught off guard, and was hit by Guo Xianda's thick phlegm.

Wu Hou suddenly retched nauseously, and he didn't care about getting dirty, so he wiped it directly with his sleeve, looked at Guo Xianda, who had already run forward, and shouted, "Grandpa, you are so disgusting!"

Then Wu Hou also took a deep breath, gathered a mouthful of thick phlegm that had accumulated for a long time in his mouth, pouted and went to chase Guo Xianda.

The old and the young, just started fighting like this on the street, spitting on each other childishly, full of childishness.

Behind Wu Hou and Guo Xianda, another Guo Xianda strolled behind the two, he watched the grandson in front of him and himself from a distance, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, and said to himself, "It's okay if you don't believe it, my stupid grandson, hehe." ”