Chapter 199: I'm Going to Marry My Brother
According to the mass-energy formula e=mc2, and according to ft=mv...... Well, I can't make it up.
In short, the farther the fist travels and the faster the acceleration, the greater the power of the blow, and from the position of the punch in front of the heart to the straight elbow, the stroke is definitely not as good as the heavy punch in the back hand. Moreover, kicking the ground, twisting the waist, swinging the shoulders, and sending the arms, the muscles used are bound to be more than the knees and the horse.
Wing Chun, although it has the word "fist", actually uses very few moves of fist.
In fact, there are only two kinds of punches: punching punches and pumping punches, the latter is still used with the back of the hand, and the boxing rules are not allowed.
In addition to this, the left and right elbows can also pretend to be a swinging fist.
It's okay not to wear boxing gloves, even if you don't use palms, fingers, and elbows, the unique power generation and hard fist bones can make up for some of the shortcomings caused by distance.
8 to 10 ounces of gloves, okay!
Not only is the speed slow, but the advantage of being short and difficult to unload the force is also absorbed by the super thick sponge in front of the fist, which can be said to be a loss of advantages and only shortcomings.
That's why RHINO used his chin to catch him five punches without falling down.
Although a point win is a victory, who doesn't want to knock out an opponent in a fighting match? Relying on tactical hugs like Holyfield will be criticized even if they win the match.
So Lao Qin was very depressed.
Give him more than a second to adjust, the same heavyweight opponent, too late to unload, hit the chin, and it is possible to knock out when all four conditions are met, but the opponent is not a wooden stake, how can he wait stupidly?
"Grind slowly, you can't become fat by eating in one go. β
He muttered to himself. All the problems, in the final analysis, are that the kung fu has not been practiced at home, and the system is not powerful, so you can only rely on your own punch and kick to hone yourself.
With a wave of his hand, the wall target appeared in front of him.
As mentioned earlier, the wall target is a rectangular sandbag the size of a human head, the outer skin is sewn from coarse cloth, canvas and sacks, and there are round holes at the top for easy fixing, and the inner layer is filled with river sand to increase the weight.
Tie the wall target to an isosceles triangular wooden shelf with a rope through the reserved round hole, hang the iron hook reserved on the wall at the top of the shelf, and keep the distance from the wall at the bottom of the two corners by the wooden pier.
Wooden piers are fixed to the wall, as thick as a thumb and as long as a fist.
At the end of Lao Qin's practice every day, he had to file each of the two wooden piers with a wooden file, and then take off the shelves when the wooden piers were filed, fix the wall target directly on the wall, and then scoop out a spoonful of sand every day.
This is water grinding kung fu, and it is useless to be in a hurry.
Even if Lao Qin Ri punched ten thousand punches, the wooden stake could only be broken down a little, and the wooden stake with the length of the fist was now only one knuckle shorter, and it was still far from taking off the shelf and hanging it directly on the wall.
"System, if you can't break the green bricks on the day of success, Lao Tzu will demolish you!"
He practiced while chattering crooked threats - systematically drawing a big pie, saying that when he practiced until the river sand was exhausted and only the fabric was left, a punch would be struck, and the power could pass through the target and shatter the green bricks.
......
I don't know the cold and heat in my dream, and in the blink of an eye, the golden crow is rising.
Lao Qin was accustomed to getting up early, changing into compression pants and tights that had to be washed once a day and were slightly deformed, putting on running shoes, and coming to the small courtyard to warm up before running.
"Brother, can you take me with you?" the door opened, and Chiyo, dressed in running clothes, walked up to him timidly.
A glance.
Hey?
Something seems wrong?
Glance again......
Take another look......
The little girl covered her face with Hongxia, and her arms moved subconsciously, but she did not protect her chest, but tried to straighten her body, like a flower that was about to bloom.
"Tsk, it's open!" The thing looked away, sighing in his heart.
In the blink of an eye, Kume Chiyo has been living here for more than a month, and under the nourishment of the nutritious meal formulated for her by Ziyu alone, the firewood girl at the beginning actually has a figure.
It's just that she dresses conservatively on weekdays and is covered by a wide T-shirt, and Lao Qin is not a sister control, so she won't stare at it all day long, until she changes into a tight sports top and doesn't notice that something is wrong.
"When did you buy it?"
"Last time, last time, ** sister sent it. β
He patted his head and remembered.
Jiang Yuzhu was not wearing an inch when she was rescued, and when she was sent to the ambulance, Lao Qin took off her shirt to cover her, and she didn't mix a set of hospital gowns until she entered the hospital.
When she was discharged from the hospital, she had no clothes to wear.
Kume Chiyo is about the same height as her, so this guy secretly discussed with his sister and changed her into the little girl's clothes.
When Lao Jiang arrived, she naturally wanted to thank the little girl.
The clothes were brought back by Lao Qin himself, Miss Jiang was generous, and there were a lot of them, including shoes, socks, underwear, and shirts, how could he be embarrassed to turn over his sister's underwear?
"Ahem!"
This guy habitually stretched out his claws to cause trouble to other people's hair, and his eyes were involuntarily crooked halfway through, so he withdrew his hand, turned his head and didn't dare to look at it again, and said, "Why don't you practice on the treadmill first?"
The arm suddenly cooled, and a familiar touch came from the palm of the hand.
Lao Qin turned around, but saw the girl bending down and bowing her head, taking the initiative to press her little head against his palm, her eyes timid, like a little rabbit about to be abandoned by her master.
Damn, what's this called!
He has a headache, both of them are orphans, he can understand the sensitivity of the little girl, although she only accompanied the big girl through the world of the two, but she is afraid that she has even imagined the misery after being swept out of the house many times.
There was no movement above his head, and Chiyo Kume became more and more uneasy.
Suddenly, her shoulders tightened, and she was held by a pair of powerful hands, and then she stood up straight with the strength of the other party, and looked up, his gaze was gentle and tolerant, with doting and distress.
"Silly girl, don't be cranky. Lao Qin scratched the bridge of her nose, "It's not that I don't want to take you, I run fast, and your master and uncle have to ride a bicycle to keep up." β
"IβI can hold on. β
"It's easy to get rough when running fast errands. β
β......β
There is no woman who does not love beauty, from the age of three to eighty-three, and Chiyo Kume didn't want to run into big thick legs, so she had to purse her mouth and turn around cowardly, not wanting to warm her head, and her long hair was messed up by her claws.
In the next second, the hand-held regretted it.
The little girl turned three hundred and sixty degrees on the spot, threw herself into his arms and cried, he didn't push, he didn't hug, he hesitated for a long time with his arms, but he still circled her back.
"Girl, we are a family, my brother will not drive you away. β
"Woo ......"
"It's all big girls, what do you look like, let go. β
"Woooooooooooo
"Okay, okay, don't let go, just hold it if you want to. β
"Woo......"
"Tsk, high and low, like singing. β
"Poof. Chiyo burst into tears and laughed, turned his head, wiped away his tears with his straitjacket, and said softly, "Brother will never drive Chiyo away, right?"
"That's it, when you get married, this is your mother's family. β
The arms around him were released, her cheeks were cold, and the girl flashed to the door, stuck out her tongue at him, her blue eyes sparkled, and she plucked up courage and said mischievously:
"Then I'll marry my brother, so I don't have to leave!"
"Bang!" The door closed, Lao Qin touched his face, shook his head and smiled, and said in his heart that he still hadn't grown up, just like his five or six-year-old daughter said that she wanted to marry her father when she grew up.
Inside the door, it's a different scenery. Destination .zhongdianxs.
With his face burning and his heart beating like a drum, Chiyo Kume first covered his face and stomped his feet in shame, and after a long time, he raised his head and waved his little fist to jump vigorously, and his mouth let out a silent cheer.
Jumped a few times, looked down, thought about my sister again, and pursed her mouth again.
......
A great director is a great director.
Yazd Bird begged his grandfather to tell his grandmother, and finally found four group actors with no lines and no acting skills, so he had no choice but to let the makeup artist who had changed careers act as the leader of the gangsters.
Robert Zemeckis just casually ordered, and in the afternoon hundreds of group performers with star dreams flocked to the scene, and the young director stayed up for half a night to select ten of them.
"Why are there still women?"
Lao Qin looked at the unlucky child who was about to be beaten, and pointed to the girl who was scantily dressed and wearing black fishnet stockings, but she didn't expect her to throw a wink on the spot, and improvised a pole dance.
"Damn, this is trying to be famous and crazy, right?"
"Normal, as long as you hook your fingers, she is willing to do anything. Yazd Bird was expressionless, "But she's here for Robert, and you and I can't give her what she wants." β
"Whoa, I still think she's dirty. Lao Qin pursed his lips and muttered quietly.
"It's best if you think so. The little director breathed a sigh of relief, clapped his hands and summoned everyone to him, pointed at him and said, "This is your opponent and the action director of this film." β
This thing's eyelids drooped, and his heart said that you gave money?
"Little bird, are they insured?" - Bird, bird, which translates to bird, he secretly rubbed to take advantage of people, but it is necessary to ask for insurance in advance, and in case he misses and hurts, he will have an explanation.
"They're all from the Actors' Union, don't worry. β
"Then what if I hurt them and the union gets in trouble with me?"
The little director said in his heart, for the sake of the owner's father, it is better to explain and explain, so he patted the camera: "With it, as long as you stop when I shout to stop, the union will not trouble you." β
There was some commotion in the group performance.
"Hey, Director, is this guy okay?"
"It's like, we're actors, not martial artists, we're not afraid of getting hurt at work, but you can't hand us over to a guy who doesn't understand anything, it's murder. β
"That's right, Director Robert, we're going to meet him!"
Lao Qin is a complete rookie, and he can only stare dryly in the face of this kind of scene - these people don't fight, they just stand there and shout, it's not good to rush up and beat up, right?
"If you don't want to act, you can go, and the lawyer's letter will be mailed to you. β
The little bird turned his head and signaled, and a white bone spirit in formal clothes behind him immediately stepped forward to greet everyone, looking at the opposite side expressionlessly, she was not tall, but there was a feeling of being looked down on the other side.
The scene was instantly silent.
This woman knows the way of the king, and immediately after the stick is beaten, she gives out the carrots: "Director Robert is the executive producer of this film, he will see your performance before editing, and now ......"
She pointed to the camera: "If you don't obey the director and ...... Well, with the arrangement of this movement director, I don't mind handing over this paragraph to him. β
Grace and power!
This thing secretly gave her a thumbs up, but unfortunately people didn't even look at him.
"Qin, what are you going to do?" The little director knew that he couldn't be cold at this time, so he directly asked about the next arrangement, which was also counted as a step for the group performances gathered.
"What do you ask me to do?" he pointed to his nose and asked in disbelief: "I haven't even read the script, how do I know what to do?
"No script, everything is the same as last time. "The little bird is tired.
"Then it's nothing, they just wait to be beaten. β
"Where's the position?"
"Well, I'm pondering. β
The group performers were very disappointed, although they didn't dare to disobey the contract, but there was no one in their hearts who didn't complain, look, this guy looked left and right like a thief, wandering around, what kind of action director?
"System, it's your turn. γ
This thing doesn't matter what others think, and the life of the hanging doesn't need to be explained, it's just that a line of prompts suddenly appeared on the screen in front of him, and it was enlarged and bolded, as if he was afraid that he wouldn't see it:
"Please note that the motion design feature is limited to the host's already mastered fighting skills. γ
"You yin me!Why didn't you say it yesterday?!" Old Qin was anxious.
The system didn't get used to him, and PIA posted a screenshot with a clear word: "Please check it out for yourself", and "I don't!
"I don't care!" This guy has thicker skin than the city wall, and he can't be reasonable, so he messes around: "Do you still have to learn to fight and turn horses into horses when filming fairy tale scenes? Do you still have to know sword qi when filming "Smiling Proud Jianghu"? You teach me?"
The screen flickered and the system was asked.
A few seconds later, a parenthetical bracket was added to the bold prompt, which read: "Except beyond the range of human physiology"
"That's pretty much it, let's get started!"
He originally planned to fight for it again, but after thinking about it, if he couldn't finish it himself, then how could he guide others? He was not Yuan Baye, and he was too old to play in person.
At the sound of an order, the light curtain instantly enveloped the field.
"Come, come, come!" the guy clapped his hands, and the group reluctantly moved to his side, "You, stand here, face that way, you stand here, face the wall, you ...... Whose girl is it?"
Fishnet stockings raised his hand and smiled reluctantly.
"Then you stand behind him. "In a thug fight, few women rush forward, and when he rushes up and rolls over, according to normal logic, she just holds her head, squats, and screams.
"IβCan I face the camera?" the girl asked with hope.
There are many "benefits" for action directors, because this position has the right to adjust the actor's position, so for an opportunity to show his face, there are always men and women who want to come out and "dedicate themselves to art".
Provided, of course, that the director does not object.
"You'll have frontal shots, but not now. Lao Qin motioned to the other party to turn around, "You just think of yourself as an ordinary person, think about how ordinary people will react in the face of danger?"
"Thank you, my name is Annie. β
Fishnet stockings secretly rejoice, Hollywood is famous for sexism, the other party not only promised to show her face, but also willing to mention her, I am afraid there is only one reason......
Thinking of this, Anne looked at him, her tongue slowly rolling around her lips.
It's a pity that the flattering eyes are thrown to the blind man, he is not interested in this kind of woman, and being dirty is one of them, what should he do if the spring breeze is once there, and he turns around and finds out that he has AIDS?
"Alright, you'll take care of the rest. β
Lao Qin arranged a circle and returned to the bird, and only then did he see the protagonist, the unlucky child holding his waist and waving to him, wearing clothes covered with footprints, obviously prepared in advance.
"What's going on?" What did the doctor say?"
"Muscle contusion, slight misalignment of the lumbar spine. β
The man with a student's face has mixed feelings in his heart, he has worked hard for many years to win the protagonist in a short film, but he didn't expect that the other party could be photographed by a big director once he saw righteousness and bravery.
"It seems that this scene doesn't have to be really beaten. β
I don't have so many feelings, and I am simply happy that my compatriots don't have to suffer. The protagonist has experienced vicissitudes of life and sees the world clearly, and has the heart to get closer to him, so he smiled:
"Thanks to you, leave a call, I'll leave the show. β
"You're polite, they're all compatriots, and those in a foreign country can help. Lao Qin waved his hand and asked the little director, "When will it start?" Do I need to change my clothes?"
"No, just this now. β
The little director was really arrogant in front of the father and creditor of the financier, so he could only murmur secretly in his heart-You only remembered it now? What are you doing? Don't you dare to look at you without looking at the makeup artist?
Anyway, what Dadao'er wanted to see was the opponent's group battle experience, and it didn't matter what clothes he wore, so Yazd Bird cleared his throat, and didn't care about the first few scenes, and said directly:
"Readyβaction!"
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