Volume 3 Entry Chapter 18 Jelly Bean Detoxification
Before she had time to feel her first kiss, Xi Yanxue puffed out her tongue and pushed it hard, and directly pushed two jelly beans into Wu Yang's mouth!
I saw Wu Yang, who had swallowed two jelly beans, had a hot throat, let out a scream, jumped backwards from Xi Yanxue's body, fell to the ground, and then curled up and rolled tightly in his lower abdomen.
Without the restraints pressed on her body, Xi Yanxue quickly pulled the quilt on the bed and wrapped it around her body.
Seeing that Wu Yang rolled a few times and then there was no movement, Xi Yanxue calmed down, and after shouting a few times without answering, she stood up and plucked up her courage, picked up the wooden stick that had been placed next to her bed, and slowly walked towards Wu Yang.
After stabbing Wu Yang's body a few times with a wooden stick and seeing no reaction, Xi Yanxue's fear in her heart was reduced a lot, and she mustered up her courage and walked to Wu Yang.
It turned out that Wu Yang fainted because he hit a stone while rolling.
Xi Yanxue learned from the way Ziyi touched her forehead when she was sick when she was a child, stepped forward and stretched out her hand to touch Wu Yang's dusty forehead, and found that Wu Yang's body was completely free of the hot just now.
The breeze was like silk, gently brushing Wu Yang's handsome face.
In the haze, Wu Yang raised his hand to touch his slightly itchy face, but he didn't want to touch it on a slender cotton hand!
Wu Yang was startled and opened his eyes, but he was suddenly shocked by a sudden pain in his head.
After a brief moment of dizziness, Wu Yang felt a slight pressure on his chest. He looked up and saw a delicate and delicate sleeping face appear in front of his eyes.
Wu Yang looked at the peerless face in front of him in a daze, and he felt as if he was seeing the most beautiful scenery in a fairyland on earth. The heart quickly overflowed with a pool of spring water reflecting the green willows in March.
Beauty is never fixed.
Xi Yanxue was finally woken up by the faster and faster heartbeat in her ears.
She suddenly opened her eyes, saw a pair of eyes staring at her, jumped blind, and sat up suddenly.
"You ......"
"You ......"
The two said in unison.
"I'm fine, you went crazy again last night", Xi Yanxue stood up and walked towards the entrance of the cave, "But I gave you jelly beans made by my aunt, and you should be fine in the future." ”
"Crazy? again?" Wu Yang felt dizzy, although he couldn't remember what happened and how he appeared in the cave, but as a killer's sensitivity, he still heard from Xi Yanxue's words, Xi Yanxue seemed to know something.
Wu Yang stood up and chased after him, "Miss Xi, do you know something?" Can you tell me, I won't tell you, I was at the entrance of your cave yesterday morning......
"Little Pony Girl, I don't know. ”
Xi Yanxue didn't know why, she just didn't want to hear anyone talk about that night again.
Seeing that Xi Yanxue directly interrupted him, obviously not wanting to mention it, Wu Yang concluded that she must know something, but she didn't want to force her to ask, so she didn't ask any more.
"Miss Xi, your aunt said before she died that I would take you out of here, I wonder where else you are going?"
"I don't know. Xi Yanxue was silent for a while, then bowed her head and said.
"It doesn't matter, in fact, people go the same everywhere, and if someone has a home, you don't have to be sad. Wu Yang saw that Xi Yanxue was a little sad, and comforted, "However, I think this place is definitely a place of right and wrong for you, so let's get out of here quickly." ”
"Home?" Xi Yanxue looked at Wu Yang suspiciously.
Wu Yang was a little overwhelmed by Xi Yanxue's puzzled eyes, and while he thought about whether he had said the wrong thing, he felt that Xi Yanxue's doubts seemed to be just simple questions.
Wu Yang quietly looked at Xi Yanxue in the distance, and the question in his heart suddenly turned into a special feeling, a strange feeling. This strangeness is different from the feeling of two strangers meeting for the first time, it is the ignorance of the other party.
"Miss Xi, I want to ask, why do you call me Pony Girl?"
If it were in the Central Plains, I am afraid that no one would believe that Da Wu Yang would speak like this!
"I'm listening to you!" Feeling Wu Yang's friendliness, Xi Yanxue relaxed.
"Oh. Do you know how different I am from you?" Wu Yang then asked.
"Yes, I have more hair than you, you have more eyebrows than me, your eyes are bigger than mine, your nose is bigger than mine, your mouth is bigger than mine, and your arms are thicker than mine", Xi Yanxue looked at Wu Yang and said little by little from her head, "But my chest is higher than yours, oh, by the way, how can your chest ......"
"Stop! Don't say it! Do you know what 'stop' means?" Wu Yang was frightened by Xi Yanxue.
"I know, to stop means not moving!" said Xi Yanxue as a matter of course.
Wu Yang suppressed his breath, and after relieving for a long time, he looked at Xi Yanxue and asked tentatively: "Miss Xi, do you know what a man is and what a woman is?"
"What?" asked Xi Yanxue.
Although Wu Yang already had a guess in his heart, he was still shocked in the face of Xi Yanxue's rhetorical question. However, he lived with his master in the mountains since he was a child, and until he was seventeen years old, he soon understood.
Wu Yang looked at Xi Yanxue, who was looking at him with puzzled eyes, and his heart moved.
Maybe in this world, only he can understand her, but he is much luckier than her.
"Male and female are the two genders of people, just like me and you, I am male, you are female, male and female are not the same, just like I am not the same as you, understand?"
......
Looking at Xi Yanxue's eyes even more puzzled, Wu Yang felt that he was really a bad teacher, and said hurriedly: "It doesn't matter if you don't understand, in short, you have to remember that someone like me who doesn't have the same chest as you is different from you!
"Oh. Xi Yanxue looked at Wu Yang with a serious face and replied.
"By the way, do you know what distancing is?" Wu Yang asked uneasily.
"Yes. My aunt said it. ”
"I don't know what I should know, such an important matter, your aunt...... It's weird. Wu Yang muttered.
"What are you muttering?" Hearing what Wu Yang was whispering, Xi Yanxue asked.
"Muttering, you still know muttering," Wu Yang was a little surprised, "It's nothing, you clean up, I think I'd better take you out of here quickly!"
......
Soon, Xi Yanxue took a purple package and stood beside Wu Yang.
"Pony girl, I've packed it up. ”
"Okay, I'll go. Wu Yang really couldn't get used to hearing that he was called a girl by a girl, so he quipped.
"What childe?" Xi Yanxue didn't understand.
"Call me from now on, Little Pony. Wu Yang said solemnly.
"Why?"
"Because I am a man, a man must be called a childe. ”
"Then I'm a woman, why do you call me 'Xi Gongzi'?" Xi Yanxue asked as she glared at Wu Yang.
Wu Yang was countered to the army, and he was speechless for a while, and only after a while did he say: "We will go to Shuishui Village now, borrow camels and food, and then I will take you to the Central Plains." ”
"Oh. However, you still haven't told me, why do you call me a female son?" Xi Yanxue didn't eat Wu Yang's routine, and continued to ask.
Wu Yang turned his head into two, and deeply realized what it means to "lift a stone and shoot himself in the foot"!
Forced by Xi Yanxue's stubbornness, Wu Yang knew that he was in a catastrophe, so he said: "Everything is based on knowledge, the richer the knowledge, the more you can understand." Calling you 'Childe' is a very deep knowledge, and I told you all at once, and you can't understand it. If you want to understand this, then from now on, you must first write down all the problems you encounter, and when we arrive in the Central Plains, I will answer you together!"