Chapter 78: Stewed Dog [Asking for Collections and Recommending Votes]
As he spoke, there was a clang, and the kitchen door opened.
The roaring dog looked at everyone with contempt, walked out slowly, and said with a disgusted face: "The ingredients are too spicy chicken, the taste is okay." ”
Yu Huifei took the lead, and was the first to rush into the kitchen, only to see a pat of red braised pork on the plate, each piece of meat was crystal clear, and it looked very delicious. When you smell it, your saliva comes out, and the color and fragrance are complete!
Yu Huifei said: "I'm Cao, I think I'm not as good as a dog for the first time." ”
Hei Wuchang said: "This dog, cooking skills are so good?"
Ma Mian said: "I heard that he was detained by the kitchen god before. Said he was asking him to do chores or something...... Didn't the dead rabbit who was detained with him become the apprentice of the kitchen god?
This guy is so close to the rabbit, can't he also learn a few tricks with him?"
"Possibly. The bull nodded.
Bai Wuchang said: "Whatever the reason, eat!"
Bai Wuchang stretched out his hand to grab it, and Yu Huifei slapped it with his backhand: "Have you washed your hands?"
Then Yu Huifei went out with a plate, and they all went to wash their hands, and they didn't eat if they didn't wash their hands.
A group of guys swallowed their saliva, but eventually washed their hands......
Yu Huifei was no exception, and he was the last to be washed. It's not that he's generous and deliberately falls behind, it's that he always thinks the dog is weird.
Forget it when he came out, a pair of dog eyes flashed with a strange light.
Yu Huifei finished washing his hands but found that the roaring dog was gone, squinted his eyes, Yu Huifei was not in a hurry to eat, but went around and began to look for the dead dog.
In the end, Yu Huifei found traces of the dead dog in the toilet.
I saw the dead dog man standing up, one front paw propped up on the water tank, and the other front paw holding his own water gun standing by the toilet bowl and pouting......
It feels like a person.
Yu Huifei frowned, is this still a dog?
Then I heard the roaring dog muttering and scolding: "Dead rabbit, steal Lao Tzu's peeing posture, and Lao Tzu will only pee like this." Grandma's legged ......"
Yu Huifei was speechless for a while, can this peeing posture still be stolen? What the hell is that rabbit?
Yu Huifei was still curious, and the next moment he heard the roaring dog laugh and said, "A group of stinky guys, dare to do it with the dog master?"
Still forcing me to cook?
I don't go to Heaven to inquire, is I so easy to be bullied?
Eat my saliva, I'm going to eat it!"
When Yu Huifei heard this, his face was suddenly covered with black lines, no wonder this dead dog didn't eat it, and he hated himself emotionally!
At the same time, I am glad that I didn't strike first just now, but kept an eye on it.
Yu Hui didn't say anything, but quietly withdrew.
Not long after, the Howling Sky Dog came out, looked at the clean plates on the table, and grinned, "Brothers, the taste is okay, right?"
The bull head grinned and smiled: "Very good, very good." Good brother, you cook this dish well, come here, I'll tell you something. ”
The roaring dog raised his head proudly: "Of course, I learned from the kitchen god, and I naturally didn't say the craft!
The Roaring Sky Dog came over as he spoke, and then saw the bull head, the horse face, the black and white impermanence, and Cui Jue all smiling and looking at him.
The Howling Sky Dog suddenly had a bad premonition, and slowly stepped back, saying as he retreated, "Uh...... I suddenly remembered...... I still have something to do...... I have a stomachache...... I'll go first. ”
As a result, as soon as he turned around, he heard a clang!
The door in the backyard was closed by Yu Huifei!
Then black shadows instantly rose behind him!
The Howling Dog looked back, only to see the bull's head grabbing a steel fork and forking it down, and the gap in the middle of the fork just stuck the Howling Dog's neck, nailing it to the ground.
Then I heard a loud yell: "Brothers, beat him!"
Then I saw Ma Mian, the first knife wielding the Qinglong Glaive Knife, with his back to the dog's buttocks, it was a wild slap!
Bai Impermanence's crying stick, Black Impermanence found a brick, and the two of them worked together to knock on the dog's head!
Cui Jue held a judge's pen and stabbed the dog chrysanthemum!
"Whew!"
The terrible screams resounded in the sky......
Niu Tou and a few other guys didn't spare their hands, and the one who beat them was called a murderous one.
Yu Huifei listened to the drum-like thumping sound in the front yard and the screaming of the dead dog of the Howling Sky Dog, and shook his head: "Hey...... You can't live if you do your own iniquity. ”
At this moment, Yu Huifei heard the bull head shouting: "Old horse, go get the cauldron!"
It is said that dog meat rolls three times, and the gods can't stand steadily.
Let's try it today!"
"Okay!" Ma Mian finished and went to find the pot.
Yu Huifei heard this, and said in his heart: "Damn, these guys can't play really, right?"
Yu Huifei leaned on the crack in the door and looked out, and sure enough, Ma Mian really found a big black pot, and then everyone worked together to tie up the roaring dog into a dumpling and throw it into the pot. He who adds water adds water, and he who burns fire burns fire......
The Howling Sky Dog sat in the pot and screamed: "Big brother, big brother......
Brother Niu!
Brother Ma!
Brother Bai!
Black brother!
Brother Cui!
I was wrong, I really know I was wrong!
I promise never to pee in the pot again!"
As soon as these words came out, not only Yu Huifei was stunned, but even the bull-headed horse-faced, black-and-white impermanence and others were also stunned.
The next moment the bull head roared: "Okay, you don't just spit, you pee?"
I'll kill you!"
The Howling Sky Dog was stunned for a moment, and then he realized that he seemed to have said the wrong thing, and hurriedly shouted: "Wrong, wrong, I didn't pee, I just spit a little saliva."
My saliva is not dirty!
It's true...... It's not dirty at all, I never eat. ”
It's okay not to say the latter sentence, but in the latter sentence, the bull head, horse face, black and white impermanence, and Cui Jue turned around directly when they heard it......
Vomit!
A wild vomit!
Then Hei Wuchang yelled: "Your uncle, dead dog, I won't stew you for a few days!"
The Howling Sky Dog said with an innocent face: "What I said is true, I quit eating a long time ago. ”
Vomit!
The cow head turned around and vomited wildly, and spit out all the food he had eaten before.
"I can't take it anymore, fire me more!" the bull head yelled.
Ma Mian personally took charge of the knife, found a wooden plank, and waved it, bringing gusts of wind to the fire.
Yu Huifei in the backyard was speechless, quit eating?
Nima ...... This is a lot of food before, right?
No wonder they're going crazy...... Yu Huifei is going crazy!
The fire was blazing, and Cui Jue had already grabbed a handful of chopped green onions and ginger slices and poured them into the pot.
Seeing that the water was gradually boiling, the Howling Dog knew that it was useless to say anything. After a pair of dog eyes gurgling, take a deep breath and exert yourself!
Gollum......
"Huh, is it open so soon?" Bai Wuchang glanced at the pot curiously.