Chapter 35: The Death Cave of Jizo [Ask for Subscription] Chapter 35

When he went back, Liu Xin was already calm, and he was smashing the iron sheet in one hand and a small hammer in the other.

Cui Jue squatted there and watched, asking a few words from time to time.

Liu Xin explained, Cui Jue nodded slightly, and said, "That's it...... That's pretty simple. ”

Yu Huifei shook his head and didn't go to meet Liu Xin, so as not to be embarrassed.

Went to the backyard and the little bald man was gone.

Yu Huifei suddenly became furious, although it is said that the evil thoughts of the King of the Earth Bodhisattva are limited, but that little bald man is really dead!

And it's a bit shrewd, if he really lets him run out and doesn't come back for a few days, Yu Huifei Bacheng will be deducted from the hat of poor supervision.

Yu Huifei hurriedly asked Bai Wuchang in the courtyard: "What about the little bald man?"

"Sleeping upstairs. "Bai Wuchang said.

Yu Huifei immediately breathed a sigh of relief, but then realized something.

Upstairs?

Is there a room upstairs for him to sleep in?

Yu Huifei almost fell asleep with a dog in his arms!

As a result, when I went up, I saw a small bald head sleeping on the kang and snoring loudly.

Yu Huifei was helpless for a while, he wanted to get rid of this little bald man.

But on second thought, drive him away?

So where can he live?

Do you want him to go to the guest room?

So how to make money?

So Yu Hui couldn't bear it......

For the time being, let's do it for now.

When he went downstairs, Yu Huifei saw Ma Mian sitting there in a daze.

Ma Mian saw that Yu Huifei had come down, grinned, and said with a smile: "Xiaoyu, I have thought of a wonderful way to solve the problem of tight housing now!"

When Yu Huifei heard this, his eyes lit up, and his heart said, "Is this fool enlightened?"

"What's the solution?" Yu Huifei asked.

Ma Mian said: "It's very simple, didn't you and Liu Xin both create people......? Xiaoyu, where are you going?"

"Fuck off, don't bother me!" Yu Huifei rubbed his eyebrows and left, shouldn't he believe that Ma Mian could come up with some decent method.

In the afternoon, the little bald man finally woke up.

Yu Huifei looked at the little bald man, and the little bald man also looked at Yu Huifei.

"Little bald man......" Yu Huifei said.

The little bald man glared at Yu Huifei: "I have a name, don't call me a little bald!"

Yu Huifei touched his head and said, "Aren't you quite bald?"

The little bald man snorted: "Don't call it that, or I'll make trouble for you!"

Yu Huifei smiled: "That's ...... How many more bottles shall I buy?"

When the little bald man heard the word wine, his whole body was trembling, and he quickly shook his head: "Don't, don't, we have something to say, don't drink, okay?"

Yu Hui was not happy, and the evil thoughts of the dignified King Bodhisattva were frightened by a bottle of wine.

But that's okay, Yu Huifei is really afraid that this little bald man is not afraid of heaven and earth.

Yu Huifei asked, "What's your real name?"

The little bald man puffed up his chest and said, "My name is the King of the Earth Treasure!

Yu Huifei directly threw it over with a roll of his eyes: "You have it, right...... Your deity is in the ground. I think, you still call it a little bald man, it's good to listen to, and it's easy to remember. ”

The little bald man glared and said, "Believe it or not, I went out and called you to abduct and sell children and hire child labor?"

Yu Huifei said: "It doesn't matter, then I don't have to support you." Back they are in a bad mood, have a drink, and talk to you. Don't bother me......"

The little bald man was helpless for a while: "In addition to threatening me with this trick, can you have some success?"

Yu Huifei shook his head decisively: "Can't!"

The little bald man was completely helpless.

In fact, the little bald man really wants to die and break the net, but there is no way. However, his approach has the problem of a percentage of feasibility and may not be 100% successful.

But Yu Huifei cleaned him up, it was definitely a 100% success!

A few bottles of wine......

So, after thinking about it, the little bald man decided to be honest: "The little bald man is too ugly, change it to a good one." ”

Yu Huifei nodded and said, "It's also ...... Then you name it a nice one. ”

The little bald man thought for a while and said, "I said that my name is Liu Shenxiang, it must be troublesome." I'll call my name Liu Jizang. ”

Although the word Jizo is also troublesome, but after adding a surname, there is actually no trouble.

Yu Huifei nodded and said, "Okay...... Now you have a name. In the future, I will say that it is my little nephew......"

When Liu Dizang heard this, he said angrily: "You take advantage of me?"

Yu Huifei stood up, measured Liu Dizang's head with his hand, then moved to the base of his thigh, and asked, "What do you think, what else can you be with this height difference?"

"When you're an uncle...... I'm a senior!" Liu Dizang tilted his head.

Yu Huifei raised his hand, it was a violent tremor!

Buckle!

Liu Dizang rubbed his head and said angrily: "How can you beat people? I am also the evil thoughts of King Jizo Bodhisattva...... The so-called three corpses, I am his corpse, and he is also my corpse......

Even if I haven't been beheaded yet, it's just an evil thought before he was seven years old, and that's the Jizo King Bodhisattva.

Even if I count the Jizo King Bodhisattva according to my generation and age, can you be your ancestor?

Not to mention just being your uncle......"

Although this is the truth, Yu Huifei still disagrees, the reason is very simple, it is troublesome to explain to outsiders.

Yu Huifei hates trouble......

Therefore, after the two bargained, Yu Huifei finally had another little cousin.

Seven-year-old little cousin......

Bald little monk......

I have been a monk in the mountains since I was a child, and now I have come to see him.

Then Yu Huifei went out from the back door with Jizo, and he stood at the door and shouted, "You guys, I'll pick up my little cousin!"

Then Yu Huifei ran away......

He shouted rhubarb and went out in a sleigh.

After dark, he returned to the village with Jizo, and then the goods went around the village in a circle.

Seeing this scene, Jizo frowned and said, "What are you doing?"

Yu Huifei said: "It's nothing, in order to make you more in line with your current identity, I have to help you find some props." ”

"What props?" asked Jizo.

The next moment, Yu Huifei came out of Aunt He's house, and thanked him while walking: "Thank you, Auntie, I'm so embarrassed." My cousin doesn't like to study, and he lost everything he studied halfway...... If it weren't for the fact that you had the same winter vacation homework, I wouldn't know what to do. Don't worry, I promise that he won't break this homework, and when he copies all the questions in the entire homework book, I'll give it back to you. ”

Aunt He was stunned: "Copy it down?" Oops...... That's a lot of work. ”

Yu Huifei said: "It's okay, child, just don't die if you're tired." ”

There was a small black face hidden on the side, staring directly at the textbook, grinding his teeth! If it weren't for the fear that Yu Huifei would clean him up, he would probably have gone berserk by now......

At this time, Yu Huifei turned around and patted his bald head and said, "Don't thank you Aunt He?"

Jizo had a dark face and looked at Yu Huifei through gritted teeth.

Yu Huifei said: "Get some good dishes in the evening and have a drink to celebrate?"

Jizo immediately bowed to Aunt He and said, "Thank you......"

Aunt He happily touched the bald head of the little bald man, and said with a smile: "Look at this child's ...... What a respect!"

Yu Huifei said: "That is, I don't see whose relatives this is." ”

Aunt He looked at Yu Huifei earnestly and said, "You talk about the same family, why are you long?

When Yu Huifei heard this, his face suddenly darkened: "You are busy, I'll go first." ”

Then Yu Huifei took Jizang and left, and Jizang smiled and said, "I'm starting to rest Aunt Hanna." ”

Yu Huifei glanced at him and said, "Who did you learn Northeast dialect from?"

Jizo glanced at him and said, "Do you still need to learn? You big ballast smell all over the street......

Yu Huifei was speechless for a while.

In this way, the people in the village thought that Yu Hui had to go out to pick up Jizo, not Jizo who appeared out of thin air.

Push open the door.

Yu Huifei heard Liu Xin's scream: "You can't do this, there's no meat left!"

Then Yu Huifei saw the black and white impermanence, and the two guys ran into the backyard with a small basin.

Yu Huifei scratched his head and muttered, "What's the situation?"

At this time, Liu Xin chased out, and when he saw Yu Huifei, he was stunned.

It's not that Yu Huifei was stunned, but he saw the white little monk next to Yu Huifei who was like a pink carved jade!

Sure enough, girls like cute things.

Although this little bald man is really a bastard in his temperament, when he doesn't make a fuss, when he goes to that station, even Yu Huifei has to admit that this is a real ...... Cute and pretty, porcelain doll-like children.

He even wondered how there could be such a beautiful little Shota in the world!

At the same time, Yu Huifei also pondered with a little bad taste, if he brought him a fake long hair or something, it is estimated that he will become a little Lori in an instant, right?

And it's the kind that is extremely cute and beautiful!

Yu Huifei lacks resistance, let alone Liu Xin?

Liu Xin's eyes lit up and said, "Wow...... What a cute little guy!"

After speaking, Liu Xin rushed over.

Yu Hui saw this, and subconsciously wanted to stop it.

Although this little bald man looks small, and in fact his age and memory are small, but ......

After all, he was separated from the body of a 10,000-year-old virgin, and Yu Huifei would always subconsciously regard Jizo and Jizo King Bodhisattva as a person.

The result of this is that no matter how good-looking this kid is, he is also a 10,000-year-old virgin!

Let your own sister hug a 10,000-year-old virgin?

This is something that Yu Hui has to do.

However, before Yu Huifei could do anything, Jizo suddenly moved sideways and hid behind Yu Huifei, this little thing usually has red lips and white teeth, but now his lips are white, and he is trembling all over......

Yu Huifei was directly confused: "What's your situation?"

Liu Xin also saw the strangeness of Jizo, and subconsciously stopped.

Jizo said, "I'm ...... I'm allergic to women, stay away from me!"

Yu Huifei was speechless for a while...... Allergic to women?

Could this be the fundamental reason why Liu Shenxiang became a monk?

Jizo said: "Women are all pink skeletons, like tigers under the mountain!