Ai Surf laughed: "Can you still ask this?" The story of 'Xueba' working for 'Xueba' happened like this. ”

"Dantian Da Neng": "Uh! Finally back to business. ”

Ai Surfing: "Although 'Xueba' is unwilling, how can he not get along with money when he is financially stretched, has thorns in his work, and has many difficulties in life?

"Dantian Da Neng": "Very bluffing? What title?"

Ai Surf: "Special Advisor to the Chairman!"

"Dantian Da Neng": "It's the chairman of the board of directors and a special adviser, it's enough to bluff people! But can that 'Xueba' with very low emotional intelligence be competent? ”

Ai Surfing: "Of course you can! Drinking tea, reading newspapers, wandering around, and drafting at most a speech, who wouldn't do it?"

"Dantian Da Neng": "Huh, you don't have to do work?"

Ai Surfing: "Drinking tea, reading the newspaper, and wandering around are his main jobs?"

"Dantian Great Power": "You are obviously incompetent as the king of the story! The more we talk about it, the more confused we become." ”

Ai Surf: "Haven't figured it out yet?"

"Dantian power": "No!"

Ai Surf: "Uh, the IQ of the senior, it's a hard injury!" The chairman of the board of directors of the school scumbag gave his "school bully" a small hair, and the work arranged was to drink tea, read the newspaper, and accompany him around the company if he had nothing to do. ”

......

When I heard "Dantian Da Neng", I felt very incomprehensible: "Is this work?"

Ai Surfing: "Of course! Why don't you call it a 'special adviser to the chairman'? ”

"Dantian power": "Do what you can? Why do you feel that this head is a little insufficient today! What's going on?"

Ai Surfing: "It's very simple! The chairman of the 'scumbag' knows that his 'scumbag' has a low emotional intelligence, so of course he won't arrange a serious job for him." What if something goes wrong? Isn't that 'lifting a rock and shooting yourself in the foot.'"

"Dantian Da Neng": "Therefore, simply arrange a small salary for the 'Xueba' to arrange an idle job that only receives a salary and does not work?"

Ai Surfing: "That's right! The senior has finally opened up!"

"Dantian Power": "Just like those so-called honorary titles?"

Ai Surfing: "False! Honorary titles, although they don't have to work, can bring some benefits and benefits to their units, and that 'Xueba' can't create value at all." ”

"Dantian Da Neng": "What's wrong? Honorary titles are all masters who only receive wages and don't work anyway." Moreover, people's 'scholars' can still insist on punching in and signing in, and they can still stick to their posts, but what about those honorary titles? I'm afraid they can't even stick to punching in and signing in, right?"

......

When Ai Surf heard this, he immediately laughed a little: "The predecessors are a little pedantic! Punch in and sign in every day, but it can't bring benefits to the company, what's the use? Moreover, the chairman of the 'scumbag' of the 'scum' paid him a small salary, which is not low." ”

"Dantian power": "How low is not low?"

Ai Surfing: "Equivalent to 10,000 contribution points per month!"

"Dantian Da Neng": "That's a lot! This 'scumbag' chairman is very good, and he can be regarded as benevolent and righteous." ”

Ai Surfing: "It's ridiculous that the 'top student' still doesn't know it, and thinks that as a famous college student, he deserves this reward." All day long, with his head held high, his eyes not squinting, and his face being high. ”

"Dantian power": "Rub! How low is this EQ!"

Ai Surfing: "What's more, while the chairman of the 'scumbag' was busy, he also 'took the time' to 'visit' the front line of production with the attitude of a leader, and he didn't know how to pretend to understand. ”

When the "Dantian Great Power" heard it, he couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth for the first time: "Hold the grass!"

......

Ai Surfing: "Haha, now I know that low EQ is more terrible than low IQ, right?" The chairman of the 'scumbag' had no choice but to take Fa Xiao with him at all times, lest he disturb the normal operation of the company. ”

"Dantian Da Neng": "It's really scary! No wonder he is often fired as a 'squid'." It seems that it is not good not to read books, but it is also not good to read to death. ”

Ai Surf smiled proudly: "Correct solution! Of course, this is just an example! Overall, compared with 'scumbags', the proportion of 'scholars' living a comfortable life is still much higher." ”

"Dantian Great Power": "Of course!"

Ai Surfing: "This story once again confirms the truth of 'three hundred and sixty lines, and the line is the champion'. How's it going, our story king is still competent?"

"Dantian Da Neng": "Competent, simply too competent! Such a capable storyteller, this is the first time I have met this great god." Continuing from the preface, what about the fifth type of author, and what is the manifestation and ending?"

......

Ai Surf: "The fifth type is superior, I also like to write, but I don't have that talent, and I lack planning to do things, just with enthusiasm. ”

"Dantian Power": "This kind of person, I'm afraid it's also the life of the street, right?"

Ai Surf: "Not only did they hit the streets, but some even wrote themselves in prison!"

"Dantian Da Neng": "You actually wrote yourself into prison? And such a strange thing? You kid is too good at!"

As an Internet writer, I'm a public figure, right?"

"Dantian Da Neng": "Well, it should be like this. After all, what you post on the Internet, the audience is not fixed, and anyone can watch it. ”

Ai Surf: "That's right! Among the audience, the youngest is still in elementary school, and the oldest is retired. Think about it, how huge this group must be! In this way, Internet writers, as public figures, have to convey positive energy, right?"

"Dantian Da Neng": "Of course!"

Ai Surfing: "However, in order to attract book friends, some of these authors openly publish some negative knowledge related to pornography, gambling, drugs, and gangsters, some write some theories about the uselessness of reading, and some spare no effort to convey some negative information that 'people do not do anything, and the heavens and the earth will be destroyed'. ”

......

When "Dantian Da Neng" heard this, he couldn't help but sigh: "Isn't this the rhythm of looking for death?"

Ai Surfing: "That's right, that's why I wrote myself in prison! That's not all, what's more, some frenzied Internet writers dare to openly criticize or implicitly insinuate the law enforcement agencies of the state government. ”

"Dantian Power": "Nonsense! And such an immature author?"

Ai Surf: "Why not? Didn't you say it earlier? This kind of author has superior conditions, and he likes to write, but he lacks planning to do things, and he only relies on enthusiasm. ”

"Dantian power": "Bloody head, no matter what?"

Ai Surf: "Well, it can be said that they have done anything to become famous!"

"Dantian Power": "Crazy?"