Chapter 8 Sun Wukong rubs food and WiFi in the South China Sea

The corners of Sun Wukong's mouth twitched, and he said: "Bodhisattva, this is all entertainment in the mortal world, how can you learn from those mortals one by one." ”

Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled again, and while dancing to the music, he said to Sun Wukong: "You said that it is an entertainment project, this is no difference in the mortal world of gods and immortals, as long as it is beneficial to everyone, and everyone is interested, it doesn't hurt to jump, besides, you are also having a lot of fun." ”

When Guanyin Bodhisattva said this, the smile in his eyes grew when he looked at Sun Wukong.

"When will I ......" Sun Wukong subconsciously thought and retorted, but when he said this, he suddenly remembered that he was also playing extreme sports such as cool running and skateboarding in the mortal world, so he scratched his head a little embarrassed, "The Bodhisattva is right. ”

At this point, the music of the square dance stopped, and the Bodhisattva and the little fairies waved their hands, "The rest of you go on dancing, this Wukong has been around for a long time, and you have to call for a cup of tea." ”

The little fairies smiled and replied, "Yes." ”

When the next piece of music sounded, Guanyin Bodhisattva led Sun Wukong to the side of the small bridge.

Sun Wukong jumped up and down behind her, and expressed doubts about the Bodhisattva's behavior of not soaring through the clouds, "Bodhisattva, why are you walking?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Walking is good for your body." ”

Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment, and then smiled, "Isn't it popular for immortals to be like this?

Guanyin Bodhisattva glared back at him, "What do you mean to be as strong as an ox? Do you see that my body looks like a cow?"

Sun Wukong glanced at the Bodhisattva's well-cultivated figure, smiled and shook his head, "It's not." ”

"Hmph. Guanyin Bodhisattva snorted at him, and then continued to walk forward, "The current environment is not as good as before, and the immortal grass elixir that is not so old can be planted, coupled with the increase in the population of the immortal world, this elixir is even more in short supply, and it is very scarce." ”

Sun Wukong scratched his ears, tilted his head and thought about it, there was nothing wrong with this.

In the past thousand years, the Six Realms have already ceased war and coexisted peacefully, resulting in a sudden increase in the population of all walks of life, causing a storm attack on all industries, and materials and land are quite scarce.

"Could it be that when your heavenly court was in session, the Jade Emperor didn't let family planning be implemented?" Sun Wukong asked and said: "I look at the demon world, and the world has implemented it very well. ”

The Bodhisattva sighed, "How could I not mention it, I just let those big-name immortals veto." ”

Sun Wukong was puzzled: "Why did you veto?"

The Bodhisattva glanced at him and did not answer his question, but directly changed the subject, "Tell me, you monkey head haven't been to me for hundreds of years, why did you suddenly come to me today?

Seeing that the Bodhisattva was unwilling to continue the topic just now, Sun Wukong didn't ask any more questions.

He sighed and jumped up to her, "Bodhisattva, I didn't have any problems this time, I came to find your apprentice Muzha." ”

"Oh. The Bodhisattva raised his eyebrows, "What are you looking for Muzha?"

In her impression, these two people don't deal with each other.

Sun Wukong: "Bodhisattva, don't you really know?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "What do I know?"

Sun Wukong sighed, "Alas, it's not because of my idle and panicked master, what advice did I give to the Buddha, and the old man who stimulated the old man got us a mobile Journey to the West Yamen, so that we can help Pudu sentient beings, and by the way, solve the case and eliminate harm for the people." ”

Guanyin Bodhisattva was stunned when he heard this, "When did this happen?"

Sun Wukong stared at Guanyin Bodhisattva, "Our system and official website are all made by your apprentice Mu Zha, how can you not know?"

Guanyin: "I really don't know. ”

Sun Wukong stared at her for a long time, and she didn't look like she was lying.

Guanyin Bodhisattva has always been compassionate, and although some things cannot be revealed, they will not be able to lie.

So Sun Wukong believed.

"Actually, that's what happened this morning. Sun Wukong told Guanyin Bodhisattva about the letter he received this morning, and finally asked, "When you gave Rulai a job for Muzha, did Rulai give him a salary?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't help but smile after hearing this, "How do I know about this, if you want to ask, you can wait for him to come back, he has been on vacation for the past two days and went home, but he said that he can come back before this evening." ”

Sun Wukong glanced up at the sun that was approaching the noon line, was speechless for a while, looked back and asked Guanyin Bodhisattva, "That's the case, Bodhisattva, can I have lunch with you today?"

Seeing him like this, the Bodhisattva knew that he was planning to stay and wait for Muzha to come back, so he smiled and nodded, but asked with a little worry, "Yes." But it's all fasting, are you used to eating it?"

"Alas. Sun Wukong waved his hand, "I'm used to eating, I'm used to eating, I followed my master to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, and I often ate it after I came back." ”

The Bodhisattva breathed a sigh of relief, "Then I'll rest assured, let's go." ”

"Oh, that's good. Sun Wukong jumped and jumped and followed her towards the Nanhai Canteen.

The Nanhai Canteen is built on the edge of the cliff, it is a white flat-topped polygonal building, the wall facing the sea is all glass, you can also see the sea view under the cliff when you eat in it, and the island in the distance is very pleasant.

This reminded Sun Wukong of Tang Seng's floor-to-ceiling window, which was also facing the sea and he hadn't had time to smash.

He thought that Tang Seng would be very happy if he came to this canteen to eat.

When he was not far from the cafeteria, Sun Wukong's mobile phone in his pocket vibrate, and he took it out and took it out, yo, who do you want to come, it was his master who called.

He took the mobile phone and thought about whether to answer it for a while, and then he thought about it for two seconds, then hung up the phone, caught up with the Bodhisattva in front of him and asked, "Bodhisattva, can I still rub a net with you?"

Bodhisattva: "Yes, the password is Mumu 8888." ”

Monkey King: "...... Did Mu Zha set this password?"

The Bodhisattva walked into the cafeteria door with his feet raised and nodded, "Yes." ”

Sun Wukong snorted and muttered in a low voice: "Isn't he crazy about money? ”

When the Bodhisattva heard this, he didn't blame him for saying that her apprentice was crazy about money, but laughed and said, "This kid loves to play with things on the Internet, and he is in the eyes of money." ”

The Bodhisattva is obviously his own apprentice's own pain, and she feels quite proud of Muzha's preferences.

As soon as Sun Wukong heard this, he heard it, and he didn't continue to say anything about Muzha in front of the Bodhisattva, so as not to anger the Bodhisattva's beloved disciples, and he was afraid that he wouldn't even have to eat fasting.