Diao Chan's face was full of doubts, "What did you say?"

Jiang Qinglan was choked by the poison in her mouth, and she felt that she had just said so much, all in vain?

"I said I did it all because of you, just because of you. Jiang Qinglan looked at Diao Chan fixedly, "The man is stinky, what is there to like?"

Diao Chan's face was black, "Don't you also like General Lu?"

"That was before I saw Sister Chan'er!" Jiang Qinglan said categorically, "After seeing Sister Chan'er, my liking for General Lu in my heart has gradually faded. ”

Diao Chan looked a little helpless, "You don't want to confuse the friendship between women and the love between men and women." ”

"It's all friendship, what difference can it be?" Jiang Qinglan said with confidence, "And in ancient times, human beings were actually divided into two tribes. ”

"What?" Diao Chan couldn't keep up with Jiang Qinglan's jumping thinking.

"In ancient times, human beings were divided into male and female races, and the two races did not intermarry with each other. "Jiang Qinglan is serious nonsense.

"No intermarriage between men and women?" Diao Chan was shocked, "So how do they reproduce?"

"There is a Zimu River between the two tribes of men and women, as long as you drink the water of the Zimu River, you can give birth to new life, and the men and women have relied on the water of the Zimu River to continue their civilization for thousands of years. Jiang Qinglan continued to make things up.

"If that's the case, why is it only natural for men and women to marry now?" Diao Chan said in disbelief.

That's because some men covet the beauty of women, but they suffer from the fact that the two tribes do not intermarry with each other, so they muddy the water of the Zimu River, so that the women have no way to drink the water of the Zimu River for childbearing. ”

"The women were so strong that when the river was muddy and could not be entered, they took the water from the river, put alum in it, and left it for a day and a night, and the river returned to its original clarity, breaking the tricks of the men. ”

Let a team of young and strong men trace their roots, go up along the Zimu River, find the source of the Zimu River, and then cut it off, directly cutting off the source of the river used by the two tribes to reproduce. ”

"Without the water of the Zimu River, the population of the female tribe has decreased sharply, and the strength of the women is generally lower than that of the men, and the originally prosperous women have plummeted. ”

In order to protect the people, the leader of the female tribe entered the territory of the male tribe alone to negotiate, and finally preserved the female tribe on the condition that the two tribes intermarried. ”

After that, the two clans intermarried, and the women of the clan multiplied and had children, so that there are now men and women intermarry. Jiang Qinglan said, casting a mysterious look at Diao Chan, "Do you know why some men have Longyang?"

"Why?" Diao Chan was stunned for a moment.

"Because at that time, when the men cut off the water of the Zimu River, some men in the tribe disagreed, thinking that it was against the will of heaven, so some men secretly retained their own nature, but because most of the men were good women, this part of the people who retained the original nature of the male race became an outlier. Jiang Qinglan explained.

"So men should like men, and women should like women, right?" Diao Chan felt like she had opened the door to a new world.

"That's right!" Jiang Qinglan glanced at Diao Chan appreciatively, "Men are bad in their bones, Sister Chan'er don't like them!"

"But...... I just like the Taishi!" Diao Chan said.

"It's okay, Sister Chan'er. Jiang Qinglan comforted, "I know why you like that old fat man." ”

"Why?" Diao Chan felt surprised, she couldn't figure out why she liked Taishi, how could Jiang Qinglan know?

"When the female clan leader entered the male tribe's territory to negotiate, the male tribe was afraid that the female tribe was only temporarily compromising for a chance to breathe, and in the future, they would be relieved and out of their control again, so they poisoned everyone in the female tribe, regardless of the age, the old and the young. ”

"What poison?" asked Diao Chan in a nervous voice.

"A poison called love. Jiang Qinglan smiled mysteriously, "A woman who has been poisoned by this kind of poison will believe it irrationally and be good to the man she falls in love with, no matter what the man looks like, and whether the man is poor or rich, as long as she is poisoned by love, she will step forward to follow him without hesitation, Sister Chan'er, your current situation is the poison of love." ”

"This is simply nonsense...... Diao Chan felt that Jiang Qinglan was talking nonsense, but she couldn't help but be attracted by this nonsense.

So Diao Chan paused, and then said, "Why do you say that I am poisoned by love?"

"Let me ask you, if you hadn't met the person Dong Taishi, what kind of man would you fall in love with?" Jiang Qinglan cleared her throat that was scorched by the poison and asked.

"If I hadn't met Master Du, I think I would have liked the tall ...... Powerful ...... It's considerate, and although I don't pay much attention to looks, it's better to be handsome if you can. Diao Chan thought for a while, with yearning in his eyes, "It would be best if you could have a couple for the rest of your life." ”

"Look, you still said that you weren't poisoned!" Jiang Qinglan rolled her eyes, "Look at the object of your affection, which one does Dong Zhuo's old fat man occupy!"

"......" Diao Chan was speechless for a long time, because she found that she had no way to refute it.

The ones she just listed that she would fall in love with, Dong Zhuo was not satisfied with any of them! Although Taishi is quite tall and quite large, it is completely different from the tall in Diao Chan's mouth, as for strength, Dong Taishi is full of horizontal flesh and fat oil, except for the gravity, the rest is not worth mentioning.

will not be considerate, and it has nothing to do with handsomeness, there are countless concubines, and you don't have to think about it for a lifetime, because thinking is also delusional.

So what do you like about him?

For the first time, Diao Chan had doubts about his liking for Dong Zhuo.

What do you love about him? Love him for being old? Or love him for not bathing?

Jiang Qinglan looked at Diao Chan's face, and knew that she had told this story very wonderfully, and successfully loosened the foundation in the corner of the wall a little bit.

Yes, if you continue to work hard, you will definitely be able to dig up Dong Zhuo's corner!

Jiang Qinglan is full of fighting spirit, and the fastest way to destroy the relationship between the two is for a third person to appear between the two!

If Diao Chan empathizes and says goodbye, his cause and effect will naturally be completed.

Before, Jiang Qinglan wanted Lu Bu to become the object of Diao Chan's empathy, after all, there was an inseparable relationship between the three of them.

But she didn't expect Lu Bu to decisively abandon beauty in the face of power.

For the sake of Yangtian, she actually separated from Diao Chan and Dong Zhuo, which was so disappointing to her!

Since Lu Bu can't count on it, then she simply doesn't count on him, she can get on it herself! Let Diao Chan fall in love with herself, she won't like Dong Zhuo!

She didn't believe it, she couldn't bend a sable cicada!

And the first step is to let the other party understand that men can like men, and women can also like women!

So Jiang Qinglan first explained her intentions from the bottom of her heart, and then made up stories and said bad things about Dong Zhuo, giving Diao Chan enough psychological hints.

You actually don't like Dong Zhuo, you're just poisoned by love!

And Diao Chan really fell into the confusion of emotional cognition as she expected.

Anything new needs to be broken and then rebuilt on top of it.

Jiang Qinglan felt that the same was true of feelings, and if she wanted Diao Chan to empathize with her, in addition to outlining new feelings for her, she also had to shatter her original feelings for Dong Zhuo step by step!

And the fastest way to shatter Diao Chan's favor for Dong Zhuo is to let Diao Chan doubt his emotions.

No, Diao Chan has been thinking about the question of where he likes Dong Zhuo for a long time, but he still hasn't come up with a reason.

At this time, Jiang Qinglan didn't say much, everything that should be done was done, everything that should be said was said, and the next time was just to wait for Diao Chan to ask himself questions.

So Jiang Qinglan feasted on the spicy poison, and drank a sip of wine from time to time in the middle, looking as if she was going to heaven.

She is now invasive, and there is no taboo for eating, five catties of beef with sauce and three catties of highly toxic are all in her stomach, and she is still a little unsatisfied, glanced at the plate containing beef, and took advantage of no one to pay attention, quietly picked it up, covered it with her sleeve and put it to her mouth and took a bite.

The edge of the plate was bitten by Jiang Qinglan, she chewed it twice, and silently put the missing plate back.

It's crunchy and has a good taste, but it's a little too hard, and I still don't eat it.

Diao Chan thought about it for a long time just now, and still felt that she liked Dong Zhuo from the bottom of her heart, not because she was poisoned by the so-called love, but she definitely didn't believe it when she said this, so it was better to let Jiang Qinglan unravel this unwarranted poison to see if her mind would change.

It is not only an explanation to himself, but also an answer to Jiang Qinglan.

So Diao Chan raised his head and looked at Jiang Qinglan, "Is there a way to unravel the poison of love you said?"

"Absolutely. Jiang Qinglan's eyes narrowed, "Come over with your ears." ”

Diao Chan got up and walked over, putting his head close to Jiang Qinglan.

Jiang Qinglan leaned on Diao Chan's ear and said softly, "I have a particularly good prescription that can cure this poison, but it will only work if Sister Chan'er cooperates." ”

"How do you cooperate?" asked Diao Chan.

"Time. Jiang Qinglan gently spit out two words, with a smile in her voice.

"When I asked Sister Chan'er, you didn't refuse. ”

"That's it?" Diao Chan was a little surprised, this was not a difficult task, she could do it.

Jiang Qinglan chuckled, "That's it." ”

The low laughter was a little lazy, Diao Chan listened, and felt that her ears were scratched a little by this voice, she straightened up and distanced herself from Jiang Qinglan, "I promise you, if I find out that you are talking nonsense at that time, don't blame me for ignoring the affection between the two of us." ”

"Sister Chan'er, why are you scaring me!" Jiang Qinglan looked at Diao Chan with resentment, as if she had been greatly wronged.

"......" Diao Chan couldn't stand this expression a little, she stiffened her neck and turned her head, "If there is nothing else, you can go back first." ”

Jiang Qinglan instantly changed to a sweet smile, "I listen to Sister Chan'er." ”

Then he stepped forward and gave Diao Chan a big hug, and quickly retreated before Diao Chan went berserk, "Sister Chan'er, goodbye!"

Why is Jiang Qinglan unusual, from step by step to innocent and cute, and still in front of Diao Chan to the extreme?

Don't ask, if you ask, she has a cause and effect book in her hand!

In this world, Jiang Qinglan knows better than Diao Chan herself what kind of person she is.

No one knows that the charming Diao Chan is actually a big woman in her bones, domineering and resolute with ruthlessness, such Diao Chan likes heroic and powerful men, but likes lively, cute, innocent, cute and harmless girls, except for Jiang Qinglan.

What's pleasing and what is pleasing of course!

Now that Lu Bu, who is heroic and powerful, follows Yangtian all day long, he can only retreat and go forward to sell cuteness.

Jiang Qinglan was crying in her heart, for the sake of cause and effect, she was also very hard!

After returning from Diao Chan, Jiang Qinglan entered the door and found Lu Bu squatting there waiting for her, "General Lu?"

"Are you back?" Lu Bu saw Jiang Qinglan step forward, quickly retreated, and after making sure that the distance between the two was safe, he continued to speak, "Yang Zhuangshi asked me to ask you, is there anything I need to do?"

"Huh?" Jiang Qinglan had a question mark on her face, you are the master of the Lu Mansion, how can you say this like a servant, what else does it mean that you need to do?

Seeing Jiang Qinglan's puzzled face, Lu Bu was a little anxious, "Anything is fine, as long as you use it, I can use it, Yang Zhuangshi said, I will do one thing for you, he will teach me a move, you must find me if you have something!"

"If you don't look for me, I'll be in a hurry with you!" After Lu Bu finished speaking, he felt that his words were not imposing enough, so he added fiercely, "You have seen my Fang Tian Painting Halberd!"

"......" Jiang Qinglan silently recited in her heart, what did she do earlier!

I have to come after I hook up with Diao Chan, what's the use of coming now, she's on it herself!

So Jiang Qinglan pulled out a professional smirk, "Thank you General Lu, I don't need it now." ”

"Then you need to call me!" Lu Bu said with some regret.

Jiang Qinglan suddenly remembered the unusual movement near Lu Bulingyin's album, so she spoke, "Wait, there is really one thing I need your help with." ”

"What's the matter?" Lu Bu was overjoyed, as if he had glimpsed the door of absolute power.

Jiang Qinglan took a step forward, "You get closer, I'll tell you." ”

Lu Bu slammed back, "Anything is fine, except for intimacy!

As he spoke, he ran away quickly.

“......”

Jiang Qinglan looked at the tall back of the man, and a thick melancholy rose in her heart, and for the first time she regretted why she coveted Lu Bu's guest and let the Emperor of Heaven go to fight against Lu Bu.

Now it's okay, the guests at the table disagree with herself, she is subdued, uncomfortable!