Chapter 13: Drunk Driving [Ask for Collection, Ask for Recommendation Votes]
Although what Niu Tou said was a bit, it was extremely terrifying to move, and he swept over with a slap, and his arm that was as thick as Brother Ping's small waist was like a big iron pillar sweeping......
The bull head didn't use any skills, just pushed horizontally with his big hands, and pulled left and right, and those little brothers were directly pulled into a ball as if the grass was swept by the demon pestle. Then the bull's head was like pulling a green onion, and he slipped it up one by one and threw it directly into the sky!
"Help!" Brother Ping flew directly into the air five or six meters high, waving his hands and screaming again and again.
At this time, Yu Huifei finally came back to his senses, and hurriedly shouted: "Brother Niu, Brother Niu, don't kill people, don't work overtime for yourself!"
The bull head sighed, and when Brother Ping was about to hit the ground, he hooked his big foot, and Brother Ping directly made a 180-degree flip and fell face down......
With a snap, Yu Huifei could see it clearly, Brother Ping was at that moment, not to mention his chest, his face was flat!
Fortunately, the last kick of the bull's head hooked and unloaded most of the strength, but even so, this fall was not light, and the blood on the ground was hula.
The others fell, and the bull's head was like a clown throwing apples, and then one by one, and for a time the yard was screaming and screaming......
Outside the yard, a child passed by holding grandma's hand, and suddenly looked up at the people screaming in the sky flying up in the yard, and excitedly shouted: "Grandma has a trampoline there, I want to play too." ”
Grandma took a look and said, "This shop is not open, let's go to the playground to play." After speaking, the grandmother pursed her lips and said disdainfully: "These guys, it's not a shame to play with a trampoline and be scared of ......."
When the little brothers flying in the sky heard this, they immediately wanted to cry without tears, is this Nima a trampoline?
It's damning!
When the gate opened again, a group of younger brothers went out with their legs weak and leaning against the wall.
Brother Ping covered his face and walked out slowly.
Yu Huifei shouted: "Brother Ping, come and play often when you have time!"
Brother Ping didn't say anything, and he ran faster with the little brothers against the wall......
Everyone left, Yu Huifei also wiped the cold sweat on his head, just now he was really afraid that Niu Tou would pinch those gangsters to death by a mistake. The consequences would be so serious that he estimated that he would have to spend the rest of his life in the police station.
Fortunately, the bull's head stabilized.
Yu Huifei hurriedly closed the door, otherwise such a big person would be photographed with a bull's head, and he would be in trouble.
At least, I can't explain it clearly......
As for those gangsters, Yu Huifei can't control it.
"Hey, Yu ...... Xiaoyu, you have won the battle, why are you still sad?" the bull head leaned over and asked.
Yu Huifei sighed and said: "You haven't been here for a day or two, the days to come will be long, you have a big bull's head, what if someone sees it?"
Niu Tou didn't care, and spread his hands and said, "Then it's not my business, you can figure it out yourself." ”
"Aren't you an immortal?
Turning his head and shaking his head: "The mana has been sealed, and it can't be changed at all." By the way, where do I live?"
Yu Huifei pointed to the small building on the second floor in the backyard and said, "You pick your own room......
Then Yu Huifei continued to ponder how to solve the problem of this big bull's head.
The bull head went up, and soon laughed: "This window is big, I want this, Liangtang!"
Yu Huifei heard this, and hurriedly rushed upstairs, regardless of whether Niu Tou agreed or not, he directly stuffed him to the first floor: "You still live here, you are too easy to be discovered on the second floor, I still want to live a few more days." ”
Although Niu Tou was reluctant, he still agreed to Yu Huifei's arrangement.
After the commotion, Yu Huifei asked Niu Tou: "Brother Niu, you said you were sent here by drunk driving?"
The bull head nodded: "Ah, what's wrong?"
Yu Huifei asked curiously, "Do you also have a car in the prefecture?"
The bull head shook his head.
Yu Huifei was stunned and said, "If you don't have a car, why do you have a drunk driving law?"
Niu Tou thought about it carefully and said, "They say that I am drunk and riding a horse is considered drunk driving......
Yu Huifei always classified the bull's head as the kind of ancients, so the ancients did ride a horse as drunk driving.
But the bull head immediately said, "But I don't remember that I ever bought a horse...... Besides, we don't let us ride horses. ”
That's when ......
Knock knock!
There was another knock on the door.
The voice was dull, like a meat fist gouging a door.
Yu Huifei was stunned, this voice was familiar, it was the same as the knocking sound of the bull's head when it came, but it was lighter.
But the bull head has already come, why is there another knock on the door?
Is it the next-door neighbor?
Or maybe Brother Ping, they really called the police, and the police came to question?
Yu Huifei hurriedly asked Niu Shang to hide on the third floor, so as not to be seen and cause trouble.
After the bull head hid, Yu Huifei took a deep breath and opened the door.
For the police, Yu Huifei is not afraid, anyway, he didn't do anything illegal, he is not afraid of shadows, and he is not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door!
But then again, if you get mixed up with him, you're really not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door, after all, this yin god lives at home, and that's the ghost ancestor!
Opening the heavy door, at that moment, Yu Huifei felt a yin wind blowing in, blowing people's skin cold, bones cold, and teeth chattering. It feels exactly the same as when the bull's head came!
Yu Huifei said in his heart: "Damn, there won't be another one, right?"
Yu Huifei looked up from the bottom, a pair of human legs, a human body, nearly two meters tall, and a slender figure than a bull's head, but the head was not a bull's head but an extended version of a big horse's head!
Yu Huifei had seen the bull head and had experience, and immediately understood who the person who came: "Ma Mian?"
"Oh, do you know me? What about my brother Niu?" This guy with horse face is much more mature than the cow's head, and his big face is like the soles of his shoes that stand up, and he grins big, revealing a neat white tooth, which is particularly dazzling.
Ma Mian didn't need to be invited, he walked in directly, and then shouted as if he was going back to his home: "Brother Niu, Brother Niu, I'm here, my old horse!"
Bang, the door to the third floor opened.
The bull head poked out a huge bull's head and looked at the yard, and when he saw that it was a horse's face, he laughed and said, "Brother, why are you here?!"
Niu Tou asked, Yu Huifei was also curious, but he still closed the door as soon as possible. Otherwise, this yin wind gusts and it is really uncomfortable for cold people.
The gate was closed, and the bull's head and the horse's face were already hugging each other.
Hearing the question of the bull head, Ma Mian blushed a little embarrassedly and said, "Ahem...... This, drunk driving. ”
Niu Tou and Yu Huifei were stunned at the same time: "Drunk driving?"
Ma Mian shook his head: "It can't be said to be drunk driving, to be precise, it is drunk and driven." They said that my nature was equivalent to drunk driving, and they sentenced me to prison together. Doesn't this still smell like a sip of wine...... I wondered, I'm also a Yin God of the underworld, which king and eight lambs dare to ride me while I'm too drunk?"
As soon as these words came out, Yu Huifei looked at the bull head, and the bull head looked up at the sky and said, "The moon is really round today." ”
PS: The contract was signed, and everyone saw it during the live broadcast before. I don't know why I haven't changed my state, embarrassed.