Chapter 56: Gou Jian Returns to China
Wu Wanggong! The husband is sick!
Hearing that the king was sick, Wu Zixu hurriedly asked the imperial doctor to inquire about the condition, but the imperial doctor was speechless, and finally sighed: "Lord Xiangguo, Jiren has his own natural appearance!" It seems that the king is not seriously ill, but his liver has been on fire recently, and his body is a little damp and hot, and there may be some problems with his internal organs!"
After he said this, Wu Zixu was even more confused: What's the matter? Could it be that even the imperial doctor doesn't know the king's condition?
Shaking his head, Wu Zixu was a little in a trance, sighed, stepped forward carefully, and asked how the husband was doing, seeing that the husband looked weak, he didn't answer, thought for a while, and retreated.
"This Xiangguo is really true, the king is obviously sick, but he still bothers the king, and said that many court affairs need to be taken care of by the king himself, which is really inexplicable!" Princess Siyuan frowned when she saw Wu Zixu gone!
When the husband heard this, he didn't speak, his face was bitter, and then, he sighed, and then smiled bitterly, but unfortunately, the ten-year covenant is coming, but the widow is sick, alas, it seems that the ten-year covenant can't go, it's a pity, what a good opportunity? This is a great time for my Wu Kingdom to show its face in front of the princes again!
Seeing the yearning on his husband's face, Xi Shi hurriedly said cautiously: "King, I heard that Gou Jian of Yue Kingdom knows some medical ways, why don't you summon him into the palace and let him take a look, how about it?"
His face was as calm as water, but his body trembled slightly, obviously, he was a little afraid that his husband would not be happy!
She knows that anyone who mentions Goujian, the king of Yue, and the state affairs of the Yue Kingdom will be punished in the palace of Wu, and thinks that his behavior is suspected of interceding for Goujian, the king of Yue, so this matter is a taboo in the palace of Wu!
Twenty beatings at the light and beheading at the worst! The rules set by Xiangguo Wu Zixu himself!
How Zhifu laughed and said happily: "Yes, very good, then, just summon Gou Jian into the palace and take a look with the widow, well, don't tell Lord Xiangguo to please!"
Then, in less than a moment, Gou Jian was brought up!
I saw an "old man" with a haggard face, a rickety figure, and a deferential behavior, who walked up to the husband step by step, and then called softly: "The king is above, and the slave Goujian pays a visit to the king!"
"Haha!" just glanced at him, and the husband smiled: "Gou Jian, how did you kid become like this? I remember that you seem to be only one or two years older than the widow, right? Why do you look like an old man in his sixties? Hehe, it seems that your life has not been happy during this time, so your spirit is sluggish! Well, very good, your attitude is much better than before, haha, you used to be very arrogant, why, now you can't be arrogant?"
He looked happy, and when he saw that Gou Jian, who had a compelling demeanor in the past, had become like this, he was naturally in a good mood, but he was also a little surprised: it seems that Wu Zixu's torture of him has finally borne fruit, at least, this kid can no longer be arrogant.
When Gou Jian heard this, he became more honest, and then, he lay on the ground again: "The king is mighty, there are less than 10,000 slaves, and the Yue people Gou Jian is willing to surrender to the feet of the king for the rest of his life!"
The husband was even more satisfied, and immediately called him forward and asked him to see a doctor for himself!
Gou Jian hurriedly knelt down and stepped forward, took a closer look at his husband's face, checked his pulse again, and asked him about his stool!
Fucha frowned, at this time, he was about to poop, and when the attendant held the toilet, Gou Jian hurriedly held it on the top of his head and asked him to compliment!
The husband did not refuse, and it took a while to complete the happiest thing in his life, and the whole person became relaxed!
Frowning: It seems that this Gou Jian is very sensible, is this Xiangguo Lord too careful? I always think that this Yue Gou Jian will make trouble, and stir up Wu Guo's instability, it seems that he is too suspicious!
That's when the most unexpected thing happened to him!
Na Gou Jian took more than ten steps back, slowly put down the toilet, took a closer look, and then, took a few more points of feces, and actually put them in his mouth and tasted them for a while, before ordering someone to take the feces out!
At this moment, everyone in Wu Wanggong was stunned: Is this Yue Ren Gou Jian crazy, or is he a fool? He can eat stool? Is he hungry?
Fucha couldn't help laughing, and then he was happy: "Gou Jian, this feces can also be eaten? Are you hungry? Come on, give him two pieces of the widow's favorite pancakes!" With a wave of his hand, naturally someone went to get pancakes for Gou Jian.
"King Xie!" Gou Jian kowtowed three more times before he continued: "King, the slave tastes the feces not because he is hungry, but because he must know the ingredients in the king's feces! The king is not seriously ill, but he has been on fire recently, and he has caught up with this rainy season, so he is hot and humid! Perhaps, he has eaten more greasy things, and when the slave goes outside the city to pick some herbs, boil for a while, the king eats the soup and will soon be fine!"
"Well, very good, then, you hurry up and go to collect medicine! Eat the pancakes and then go! Very good, Gou Jian, your filial piety widow has accepted it, and your loyal widow has also seen it, very good! Haha, from today onwards, don't let Gou Jian live in the firewood room, let him live in someone's room!"
Gou Jian immediately lay on the ground again, and shouted, "Thank you, the minion!" Then, he took the pancakes brought by the servant, raised his head, and withdrew respectfully!
Fucha's face was naturally full of joy and excitement, and at the same time, a trace of cunning flashed in his eyes!
No one noticed, not even Xi Shi, who has always been careful, didn't notice it, and thought that Fucha really believed in Gou Jian!
Subsequently, Gou Jian's husband tasted feces spread all over the Wu Palace, and in a few days, it naturally spread all over Gusu City, and after another month, it spread all over Wu State, and then later, naturally the people of Yue also knew, and even the princes and ministers of various countries also knew, and finally, everyone in the world knew about it!
And Wu Wangfu's poor health is also better, he only took a pair of decoctions, and he is light and healthy!
After Wu Zixu heard about this, he entered the palace, and when he saw his husband's happy face, he also smiled: "The king is really healthy, very good, this is the great luck of my Wu country, haha!"
"Well, Lord Xiangguo, you came just in time, what do you think about Gou Jian's taste of feces for the widow? Also, the widow heard that you sent someone to Bashan in Chu State, do you want to call my brother back to replace the widow?" When he said the last sentence, Fucha's eyes were already full of suspicion.
Wu Zixu's heart tightened for a moment, and then he hurriedly explained: "The king, the minister sent someone to invite Prince Zonglei to return to China, first, let him return to China to talk about brotherhood with the king, and second, if the king is in poor health, or if there is an accident, the eldest prince can continue the throne of Wu! The king's child is only three years old, and he can't inherit the throne!"
He doesn't hide it: this is an obvious thing, and it will not be beneficial to explain more, which will only make the husband more unhappy!
"Well, very good, Lord Xiangguo is really an old minister seeking the country, and the widow is very pleased! It's just, what do you think of this Gou Jian?" After speaking, the husband waved his hand, and all the courtiers and servants withdrew!
There was no one in the dormitory, and even the sound of dust falling on the ground could be heard!
Wu Zixu thought for a while before he smiled, King, this hook is unreliable! I see that he deliberately made it to show the king, and he saw the king's illness at a glance, and the matter of tasting feces was just to please the king, and perhaps, his next move was to beg the king to let him return to China! Then, he will definitely take revenge, so we have to be careful, simply, slaughter him the most convenient! Such a sinister person, if not removed, it will definitely be a great misfortune for our Wu country!
Well, we have the same opinion on this point! Very well, the widow also thinks the same way! However, the widow means that if he wants to return to China, let him go back, and we will order the garrison of Huiji to monitor his movements at any time, as long as there is the slightest change in the country, we will immediately destroy the country and let him die without a place to be buried, how about it?
In the end, Fucha's eyes were as fierce as a tiger, as if he saw the Yue King Goujian raising troops to rebel, and he once again successfully quelled the rebellion and exterminated the Yue people's plot, and then, the Yue King Goujian was cut with a thousand knives!
"King, this is certainly pleasant, but it is also cheaper for Gou Jian! According to the minister's opinion, it is most appropriate to kill him immediately, so as not to become our henchman in the future!" Wu Zixu heard this, and hurriedly admonished again.
He knew that his husband had always been very happy, and this time, he must have regarded King Yue Goujian as a mouse, a little mouse that he could kill at any time!
However, how could the Yue people be so easy to deal with? At the beginning, wasn't it because the first king Lu underestimated the Yue people that he finally got defeated and even took his old life!
Now, the king is so rash, is he not repeating the mistakes of the past? Could it be that this king is also a false appearance? They were wrong before?
Seeing that Wu Zixu disagreed, Fucha sighed, and then smiled bitterly: "Since Xiangguo doesn't agree, then, just lock him up in the palace, let him live in a room, and let people watch him at any time!"
Seeing that Wu Zixu still didn't give up, he smiled: "Lord Xiangguo, we are a big country, and we must have the bearing of a great power! This Gou Jian even did this kind of thing, it must have been done on purpose for us to see! If we kill him at this time, won't the people of the world laugh at us and not tolerate people? Before his conspiracy is exposed, it is immoral for us to kill him, well, let's take a look and talk about it, he can't turn the sky, haha!"
Then, he smiled confidently, with a smug expression, and it seemed that he would not take Gou Jian seriously
When Wu Zixu saw it, he sighed, and then hurriedly withdrew! He obviously saw that Fucha was already very unhappy, but because he was a minister and an old minister, he didn't get angry!
Otherwise, I'm afraid that this time I will offend the king, and that will be his tragedy!
How did he know that he had already offended Wu Wangfucha, and this time, it just further deepened the contradiction between the two!
Seeing him go, Fucha sneered before saying: "Wu Guo, it's the widow's Wu country, not your Wu Zixu's Wu country!
The voice is so light that you can only see the lips and not hear the sound!
The face is cold, as cold as frost and snow!
As for that gaze, it was already as ferocious as a lion or a tiger!
The news that Gou Jian of Yue people tasted feces for Wu Wangfu quickly spread back to the capital of Yue State, and when they heard it, everyone was stunned: Could it be that Yue Guo is really finished? This Gou Jian does not want to return to the country?
Everyone was disheartened, even Fan Li and Jing Wu were no exception, only Xuan Jizi and Chen Long looked happy, as if they had picked up a treasure, and spent all day drinking, hugging left and right!
Fan Li was naturally unhappy, and after thinking about it for several days, he found Jing Wu and asked him to go to Chen Long's Mansion with him and ask him to understand.
Who knew that Chen Long's first sentence made him very happy: "Lord Fan, you can bring some more items and beauties to Wu Kingdom, this time, you can welcome back the king! Well, don't forget the Xiangguo language, haha, without him, we can't complete the great cause of restoring the country!"
His face was relaxed, as if Goujian, the king of Yue, was already in front of them.
Fan Li was stunned again, and then asked: "Mr. Chen, is it really possible? You won't lie to me, right? I look at you like that, like you're the king!"
"Psychopathy! Master Fan must have drunk too much, okay, we're just passing by in a hurry, you can win over some more ministers of Wu this time, especially that Dazai Burry, he is the most greedy for money! As long as the price is right, he will definitely even sell his Lao Tzu to you, but his Lao Tzu has already died, haha!"
Jing Wu frowned and sighed: "Alas, I also hope that everything is as Mr. Chen Long expected! But, is this possible? Even if our king comes back, I am afraid that he will be a wasted person! Does he still have ambitions? What is the point of a man who eats manure?"
"Hehe, Brother Jing, you are a martial artist, not a treacherous villain, this is exactly the scheming of our king! The so-called 'lying down and tasting guts'! Okay, when the king comes back, we must also keep a low profile, a few of us eat and drink well, and have fun! The king, let him continue to endure hardships, hehe, he will be a master only if he suffers hardships!" Chen Long already had a ridiculous expression.
Fan Li suddenly understood, looked happy, and hurriedly went to Wu Guo!
A month later, when he appeared in Gusu, he met Bury and gave him a lot of gold, silver and jewelry!
Sure enough, Nabury was happy and smiled: "Haha, in fact, the king has long intended to let Gou Jian go back to China, but Wu Zixu Xiangguo is in the way, so this matter has been put aside! Okay, everything is wrapped up in me, in a few days, you can take Gou Jian back to China! However, tell him that he is just an ant, and our king can run him to death at any time!"
After saying that, his face was also fierce, and his eyes were like tigers about to eat people!
Fan Li was naturally happy, but he didn't dare to show any smugness, and hurriedly said: "Yes, thank you Lord Bury for your guidance, we are all people who have lost the country, how can we have many thoughts?" Haha, our Yue people will become the most loyal servants of Wu Kingdom!"
"That's the best, haha, you go, I won't send the adult!" Bury had already smacked him coldly!
Sure enough, only three days later, Wu Wangfu agreed to their request: Fang Goujian returned to China!