Volume 2 Nine Yao Exquisite Chapter 48 Great Ingenuity
Unexpectedly, Xiao Yunfan flipped to the side, and rolled in the snow, no matter how domineering and powerful this move was, it couldn't hurt him in the slightest. There are two kinds of martial arts in the world: internal and external. Xiao Yunfan's martial arts were lost, and only the internal force around him was dissipated, but as for the moves of the Lang Sword and the cultivation method of Ziyu Gong, he had not forgotten them. The other party's poke was strong and fierce, and the sound of breaking the sky was loud.
In the past, he would have waited until the end of the opponent's stick was still an inch from the back of his head, but now that he has no support, he needs to be cautious in everything. Before the other party made a move, he had already noticed the other party's actions with the rest of his eyes. As soon as the enemy's wrist was raised, he was already on guard.
This roll, covered with snowflakes, is extremely embarrassed. Zhang Chengyun put away the wooden stick and said with a smile: "Good grandson, grandpa, I just shook a shot, and you just splashed and rolled on the ground, which is worth it." Just kowtow to me three times and crawl under my crotch, maybe grandpa will let you go as a fart when he is happy?"
Xiao Yunfan stood up, stretched out his hand to fan in front of his nose, and frowned: "It really stinks." One beggar said, "Elder, this kid said you fart!" and another beggar said, "Elder, he said you talk like a fart." ”
Zhang Chengyun stretched out his hand and rewarded the two beggars on the left and right, one of them shaved one ear, and snorted coldly: "Fucking Lao Tzu is not deaf, I want you two little cubs to talk more." The cheeks of the two beggars were red and swollen, and he couldn't help but take two steps back, glaring at Xiao Yunfan viciously.
Xiao Yunfan saw Zhang Chengyun teach his subordinates a lesson, and said with a smile: "It's a good fight, it's a good fight, and a good grandson who fights is croaking!" The two beggars were offended because Zhang Chengyun was inconvenient for his boss, Xiao Yunfan was already angry when he spoke provocatively, and he was eager to teach this bastard boy who didn't know the height of the sky, just waiting for the elder to speak.
Zhang Chengyun's move was just to test Xiao Yunfan, and the other party looked like he didn't know martial arts at all. He couldn't figure out how this person could knock Elder Liu unconscious. He avoided himself, perhaps by coincidence. He is still not sure whether Xiao Yunfan really has a stunt, so it is better to let his subordinates test it again, so as not to be deceived.
At that moment, he instructed the four beggars: "The four of you go up together and cook this stinky boy for me." The angry two beggars were already full of anger, and they were worried that there was nowhere to vent their anger. As soon as the elder gave the order, the two of them grabbed it at the same time, and the two beggars behind him also stepped out, for fear that the two in front would grab the credit.
Zhang Chengyun stood aside, seeing that Yu Shura was seriously injured, so he naturally couldn't escape from his palm, so he simply took out a chicken leg from a small pocket on his body and chewed it. The three yellow-haired dogs beside him saw that their owners were eating with relish, so they had to look at them with great relish.
These four beggars' martial arts are sparse and ordinary, and Xiao Yunfan can also deal with it. Yu Shura heard Ying'er say in his ear: "Uncle monk, look, Uncle Lu and those four beggars are fighting. Yu Shura looked at it fixedly, and said happily in his heart: "It seems that people can't look good, this Brother Lu is really not simple." ”
Suddenly, he frowned again and said to himself, "It's strange, his move is completely out of order. Although these four beggars' martial arts are not good, they are more than enough to deal with him at the moment. If I give advice, maybe Brother Lu can win, but if he really doesn't know martial arts, even if I say it, it's in vain. For a moment, he hesitated.
The four stick shadows flipped up and down, and the tiger was in the wind. Xiao Yunfan staggered, his body suddenly twisted to the east, and then to the west. Every blow of the enemy's stick, as if it was about to hit him, was always a few inches behind.
A rosacea-nosed beggar's right cheek was red and swollen, he jumped back angrily, and then spit two mouthfuls of spit into the palm of his hand and said, "Lao Tzu doesn't believe in evil today, and he can't beat you." He leaped forward, his stick in both hands, and slashed with all his might.
Xiao Yunfan stepped back again and again and shouted: "It's terrible, it's terrible, you're trying to kill me! Can't I surrender?" he said that he couldn't help it, but he dodged it three times in a row. At this moment, a beggar from behind stabbed him in the back of the heart, and the two beggars on the left and right also raised their sticks and stabbed him in both shoulders.
Xiao Yunfan's feet slipped and fell forward, he slammed his hands on the snow with a wooden stick, and his body slid backwards like a loach. When he was about to get behind the beggar to step down, he slammed the wooden staff horizontally, just tripping the back beggar's heel.
The beggar gave him this trip, and his whole body flew out, and two wooden sticks on the left and right passed through his chest and lifted him up. The rosacea beggar was a stick on the head, and greeted his companion impartially. The beggar wailed, and fainted.
Yu Shura was surprised and delighted when he saw it, and said in his heart: "No wonder Brother Lu boasted that he could win without martial arts, and he just avoided the attacks from these four directions, this move is really ingenious." When the two beggars stabbed together, they used too much force, and the ends of their sticks were poked in the chests of their companions. When Rosacea saw that it was his companion, he was ashamed. The other two beggars each took a few steps back and began to argue. ”
One shouted: "Chen Ergou, your eyes are on your buttocks, let you poke that kid, you will poke grandpa instead." Oops, it's hurting me!" The beggar named Chen Ergou also covered his chest and said: "Bald San, your kid was born to fight cross-eyed, and he didn't kill that kid, but relied on me." ”
Zhang Chengyun was very annoyed when he saw that the four of them were so unsuccessful. shouted loudly: "You rabbit cubs, let's cook the kid first." He said in a hurry, and he didn't pay attention to bring his right hand to his mouth, and when he bit hard, the chicken leg fell to the ground, and the three yellow dogs immediately grabbed it.
He scolded himself, "Oh, what a fucking frustration. As he spoke, he took out a piece of pastry from a small blue cloth bag and ate it. Xiao Yunfan's arm was raised, and the wooden staff was frozen in the air, first aiming at the bald third. Rosacea and Chen Ergou suddenly made a look, one attacked Xiao Yunfan on the plate, and the other attacked him on the plate. The two of them took a step forward at the same time.
The three of them fought around Xiao Yunfan like a marquee, and Xiao Yunfan used the wooden staff in his hand as a long sword. His arms are weak and weak, and his moves are crooked, and he can always save the day at a critical moment. Although the stick method made by these three people has been instructed by famous experts, the qualifications of the three people are mediocre, and they are always very powerful.
Rao is like this, Xiao Yunfan can't win for a while, he can only rely on the agility under his feet to dodge. For there was snow on the ground, and under it were rocks. Therefore, everywhere he stepped on his feet, the footprints were extremely slippery. In fact, he used the power of sliding under his feet to compete with the three of them.
He had the opportunity to defeat the bald third first, but after Zhang Chengyun noticed it, he would help. I had to wait for the opportunity, intending to restrain the three beggars at the same time to avoid the trouble of entanglement. Suddenly, the moves of the three of them revealed flaws at the same time, and it was just at this moment. Xiao Yunfan first picked the wooden staff in his hand to the left, then to the right, and finally stabbed it back. The first point is the rabbit point on Chen Ergou's thigh, the second point is the Zhangmen point on the left abdomen of the bald old man, and the last point is the point on the rosacea chest in the middle of the nose.
The three of them stood there like clay sculptures. Seeing this, Zhang Chengyun couldn't help but feel a pang in his heart: It turned out that this kid knew martial arts, and Lao Tzu almost looked away. He is very handsome, but it is not so easy to get a bargain from Lao Tzu.
He threw the unfinished pastries in his hand to the ground, raised his hand, pointed at Xiao Yunfan and said: "Good boy, there are some famous names! These rabbit cubs are embarrassed, then Lao Tzu will accompany you to play!" Before he finished speaking, he slapped one palm on the wooden stick, and the wooden stick suddenly jumped up and spun in mid-air. He jumped up, reached out and grabbed the stick, and sent it forward. The stick body turned into a yellow dragon and flew out. Xiao Yunfan knew that his internal skills were exquisite, and the wooden stick seemed to be out of his hands, but in fact, it was hidden and dark, piercing through the air from top to bottom.
Xiao Yunfan's body collapsed backwards, supported by a wooden staff, and saw the shadow of the stick flying past the tip of his nose, scraping his face painfully, and he didn't dare to take a breath. He dodged the stick, slammed it into the rock, and bounced back again.
This stick method is called the Taizu stick method. According to legend, Zhao Kuangyin, the founding emperor of the Song Dynasty, created a "winding" more than the three changes of "shaving, rolling down, and straightening" in the ordinary stick method. The so-called "entanglement" is to use the stick to slightly drive the enemy's stick, and when the sticking is followed, the opponent's weapon is wrung away by looking for a gap.
Zhang Chengyun is a six-bag elder of the beggar gang, and although his attainments in stick law are not at the peak, they are also quite impressive. Xiao Yunfan was suffering from the fact that he had no real sword in his hand, and how could a wooden staff made of a tree branch completely resist the opponent's fierce attack. The wooden staff in his hand was only a dot, and it did not touch the opponent's stick.
The other party attacked sixteen moves in a row, and Xiao Yunfan was also in danger. First, Zhang Carrier still has some concerns. There will be some strange people on the rivers and lakes who are clumsy and clumsy, teasing their opponents. He was worried that Xiao Yunfan was this kind of person, these sixteen moves seemed to be sharp on the surface, but in fact they were all temptations, and he did not show his housekeeping skills. Second, even if Xiao Yunfan has no real talent and real learning, if there are other masters behind him who help him in secret, he will inevitably suffer.
Xiao Yunfan seemed to see through Zhang Chengyun's thoughts, and made a bold move. His eyes flickered, looking into the distance. While waving the wooden staff, he shouted loudly, "Senior, should I try this trick?" and then muttered to himself, "Okay." If you say that the stick hits the dog's head, I'll hit the dog's head. If you can't beat this Hanako, can you help me?"
Zhang Chengyun jumped back, looked around and said, "He Fang, rat generation, have the courage to come out to compete." Hiding his head and showing his tail, he is not a hero!", he whistled, and three yellow dogs came towards him. He turned his back and gave instructions to the three dogs, intending to find the help behind them.
Xiao Yunfan took advantage of him to turn around, took out a handful of chili powder from his arms, and put it in the palm of his hand. Zhang Chengyun was just about to turn back, Xiao Yunfan shouted: "Hey, good grandson, look at the hidden weapon." Zhang Chengyun hurriedly grabbed the wooden stick and waved it left and right, and Xiao Yunfan laughed. Zhang Chengyun was fooled, and said: "Bastard boy, look for death." "I want to go forward and fight again. Xiao Yunfan took advantage of a gust of wind and said, "Eat my secret weapon!" The palm of his hand was raised again.
Zhang Chengyun suffered a loss, but he didn't have a hidden weapon in his hand, and he was a fool. Therefore, he boldly swung his stick to kill, and the chili noodles blew by the wind, scattering all of them on Zhang Chengyun's face and flying into his eyes. It was at this moment that Xiao Yunfan kicked out his two boots again. Then roll on the spot, go around to the back of Zhang Chengyun, point all the way down with a wooden stick, and stab the six points of the Shentang, Lingtai, Zhiroom, Huan Jump, Weizhong, and Chengshan.
The six bags of elders of the Beggar Gang were actually planted in the hands of a nobody, and if Jade Shura hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he wouldn't have believed it. On the surface, he is a trick, but such a clever kung fu as the acupuncture point is by no means something that can be practiced overnight.
Zhang Chengyun was restrained behind him, shocked and angry, and scolded: "Shameless rats, using despicable means to plot against grandpa, not a hero." Xiao Yunfan put on his boots and said lightly: "Walking the rivers and lakes, if you talk about being a good man with you filthy people, the grass on my grave is a foot high." Okay, if you have anything to say, leave it to Hades, my ears can't tolerate flies buzzing. ”
Zhang Cheng was extremely lucky and was about to open his mouth. Xiao Yunfan picked up the snow on the ground and stuffed it in his mouth, and then walked slowly to the Jade Shura. Yu Shura looked at him and said sincerely, "Brother Lu, good skills. If it weren't for your wit, the little monk would only be afraid of being in a different place at the moment. ”
Xiao Yunfan smiled and said, "It's not that I'm witty, it's that they have poor brains." If I did meet the top players, I wouldn't have been so lucky. Brother Shura, I have some dry food in my baggage. Let's eat a meal first, and then take care of them. As he spoke, he took out Ying'er, and the three of them ate some of them.
Suddenly, Xiao Yunfan whispered to Jade Shura: "Brother Shura, I can't hide it, my brothers' internal strength has been lost, so I can restrain them with skill. I'm afraid that after a long time, the acupuncture points on their bodies will unravel on their own, and it will be a big headache to deal with them again. I wonder if you have a good plan?"
A cold glint flashed in Yu Shura's eyes, but in an instant he shook his head again. Because he knew that killing someone in front of Ying'er was a cruel thing after all, Xiao Yunfan was unwilling to do so, so he came to ask him how to get the best of both worlds.
His brow furrowed, and suddenly he stretched out again. whispered a few words to Xiao Yunfan. Xiao Yunfan nodded and said happily: "It's indeed a good way." Xiao Yunfan stretched out his hand and touched Ying'er's head and said, "Ying'er, let's play with the snowman, okay?" Ying'er clapped her hands and laughed: "Okay, okay! How does Uncle Lu want to play?"
Xiao Yunfan put down the four beggars and lit their dumb holes so that they couldn't speak. The four of them sat on the ground, and only their eyes could move. He walked up to Zhang Chengyun and put him down, and said with a smile: "Good grandson, let grandpa come to see what treasures you have?"
Zhang Chengyun's mouth whined, obviously extremely distressed. It turned out that Xiao Yunfan found two small magnetic bottles, three gold leaves, and a small token carved from willow wood. He uncorked the small porcelain bottle and sniffed it, one containing gold sore powder, and the other containing sweat medicine.
He carried these things in his arms, and then took Ying'er's little hand and said, "Let's start with this fierce beggar, shall we?" After a while, the two of them piled up snow on Zhang Chengyun's body, revealing only two eyeholes. Then he did the same and built the other four into snowmen.